𝚂𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟽, 𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟾
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝙰𝚗𝚊𝚒̈𝚜 𝙽𝚒𝚗, 𝟷𝟿𝟶𝟹-𝟷𝟿𝟽𝟽
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Mafia Soukoku headcanon: Dazai does sleep (unlike how most fanfics write about him being an insomniac), but he definitely has some messed up sleep schedule.
Chuuya, waking Dazai up: It's time to wake up!
Dazai, eyes closed: Whoever interrupts me from my eternal slumber shall be cursed-
Chuuya: Fucking wake up, it's 6:21 am!
Dazai: Too earlyyyyyy
Chuuya: You went to bed at 5:12 am!
Chuuya: Two days ago.
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sasuke: how evil are you guys feeling today?
sakura: ehh 12% for me
naruto: i’m at like 60%
sai: 50% :)
sasuke: hmm pretty good for our plans today i’m at around 80%
kakashi, sweating: what does that mean what the fuck are you guys planning to do
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“And then, and then, Lucienne, he told me that the reason I keep meeting him every hundred years is that I’m lonely.”
“.......”
“I mean, can you believe the audacity -- and of a human, too?”
“........ My Lord, the last time you went to see Hob Gadling you asked me if your hair looked alright before you left. And then you asked me again. Twice, my Lord. You asked me if your hair looked alright twice before your date with the man.”
“.......”
“We’ve been placing bets on how much longer until you wed him.”
“It seems I’m in need of a new librarian.”
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Michael,panicking cause he can't find Will:Has anyone seen my brother???
Michael:Oh gods- Will!!
Lee,also panicking: That mother's adrenaline is kicking in-
Michael:WILL!!
Lee,still in panic:I can see every equation-
Michael, talking to one of the other head counselors:Excuse me, ma'am, have you seen my brother?? He's about this tall, clearly Bi but we hadn't had the talk-
Lee, looking in one of the storage rooms and falling over everything :Will ARE YOU IN THERE???
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𝙹𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝟽, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟸
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟶-𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟹
[ID: June 7. Bad. Wrote nothing today. Tomorrow no time. END ID]
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“Helene was once known far and wide as a witch of unparalleled beauty! Countless humans, angels, and demons alike fell under her spell. But then Asmodeus here came along and seduced her, leading her to betray her lover at the time.”
“Yes, I had I feeling that’s where this story was headed.”
“War erupted as a result of her betrayal, a Great War that destroyed an entire country. And Helene was derided as a horrible, wicked woman who had sold her soul to a demon. What she had to endure was awful…!”
— Little D. No. 2 and Simeon (Chapter 7-12)
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Dazai: So, I made a proposal with Chuuya-
Atsushi: Yes?
Dazai: I gave him three activities to do with me.
Atsushi: And?
Dazai: He punched me in the face.
Atsushi: Why???
Chuuya, out of nowhere: BECAUSE-
Dazai: I gave him three options:
Dazai: A) Shinju with me
Atsushi: Uhh... what are the other 2 then?
Chuuya: B) Choose A
Dazai: ...
Chuuya: C) Choose B
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