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danandfuckingjonlmao · 1 month

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btw this is how i picture dnp in the phoffice every time they name a gaming video THE most annoying clickbait imaginable simply to fuck with is:

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goldenpinof · 5 months

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Dan and Phil reach Satisfaction - PowerWash Simulator!

#dan and phil #stop it. get some help #daniel howell #amazingphil #phil lester #dan and phil games #danandphilgames #my edits #dnpgames #gamingmas 2023 #Dan and Phil reach Satisfaction - PowerWash Simulator!#11:27 #Dan and Phil Satisfying Each Other for 17 Minutes

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reunitedinterlude · 5 months

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dan and phil reach satisfaction

#dan and phil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #phil lester #danandphilgames #dpgdaily #dnp gifs #my gifs #gamingmas #gamingmas2023 #Dan and Phil reach Satisfaction - PowerWash Simulator!

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leftistlester · 5 months

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#amazingphil #daniel howell #phil lester #dan and phil #phandom #dan and phil games #dnpgames #gamingmas #phan #dan and phil reach satisfaction - powerwash simulator!

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lesbiandanhowell · 5 months

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Sam reacts to: Dan and Phil reach Satisfaction - PowerWash Simulator!

- I am giggling so hard and every time they do something silly I just laugh more this is so awkward and yet hilarious I don't know why it makes me laugh so much.

- They got a sponsor for THIS, somewhat convinced they could get sponsored for just about any video by now.

- The heating is STILL broken?? Omg someone help them because that is freezing by now, it's been like 2 weeks or something.

- More Phil lore with the car washing and dog walking, the scamming of an 8 year old with the rings is truly cruel (and also proof that neither Dan or Phil are accessory people interesting).

- They have become too domestic if they enjoy this THIS MUCH. Like they've truly become such adults it's funny actually.

- "Next time I have a YouTube induced breakdown" - so it is not and if but a when got it, will mentally prepare for the next hiatus I guess.

- The way Phil enjoys watching this just as much Dan does doing it is too sexual.

- NOT THEIR BIGGEST ARGUMENT ABOUT IPHONE RINGTONE THEY ARE SO SILLY We have had this discussion before what we think their biggest arguments are and if this is the ballpark we're talking, they truly are just the most perfect couple ever.

- Did Phil actually leave lmao

- The moaning this video is HORRIBLE IT MAKES ME LAUGH BUT AT WHAT COST. I was uncomfortable but somehow the 17 minutes also flew by and I just laughed so hard so really.

Okay I don't need or want a second part of this but fucking funny video to just randomly throw into the mix of gamingmas.

#dan and phil #amazingphil #daniel howell #phan #gaymingmas #sam reacts #Dan and Phil reach Satisfaction - PowerWash Simulator!

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philsrosesweatshirt · 3 months

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obsessed with dan writing his name to look like a dick. the talent. the creativity. the homosexuality.

#dan howell #dan and phil #dnp #watching dan and phil reach satisfaction

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danrifics · 5 months

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AmazingDan//Dan and Phil reach Satisfaction - PowerWash Simulator!

#dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester #my edits #amazingphil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #my edit #dapg #dnpg #dpgdaily #dan and phil games #danandphilgames

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pseudophan · 5 months

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dan and phil reach satisfaction

#daniel howell #amazingphil #dan and phil #phan #mine #my gif

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pinof · 5 months

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Dan and Phil reach Satisfaction - PowerWash Simulator!

#dan and phil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #phil lester

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comfortcoven · 4 months

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dan and phil reach satisfaction - powerwash simulator

#dan and phil #dan and phil games #daniel howell #phil lester #amazingphil #danisnotonfire #dnp gifs #my gifs #dnpgames #dnp #dan howell #phil trying to live with the chaos #gamingmas #my gif #usergay

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philsgirlinprague · 5 months

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#dnp #dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #danandphilgames #gamingmas #tumblr polls #poll #me talking

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dapg-otmebytheballs · 5 months

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Dan and Phil reach Satisfaction - PowerWash Simulator!

#dnp #dan and phil #dnpgames #dan and phil games #dan howell #phil lester #dnp gifs #dpgdaily #favourite moments

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diligenthowlter · 5 months

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#dan and phil #dnp #dapg #gamingmas #amazingphil #daniel howell #phan #polls #grace posts

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simplydnp · 5 months

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i love sitting in traffic and suddenly having internet only to be greeted with the new dapg notif that reads 'dan and phil reach satisfaction'. thanks guys, very cool 👍

#this was earlier. i had an appointment and it nearly made me spit take #also i was not driving btw #i havent had a chance to watch it yet but i love seeing the dash go wild #dnp #dan and phil #c.text

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phillesterishot · 5 months

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Phil screenshots from the most recent vid- I’m adoring the fact that he matched the shirt to the content

Dan and Phil reach Satisfaction - PowerWash Simulator 12.08.23

#such pretty #much gorgeous #Phil Lester #Dan and Phil #dnpgames #danandphilgames #amazingphil #Phan #the facial expressions in this video were priceless also

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giu-world · 2 years

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[SPOILER]

If the Duskwood characters had spent a day at the beach...

Lilly | Dan

- Dan

Dear diary,

That's how you start when you do this stuff, right? Who would have thought I'd start a diary? But Lilly was so insistent that I finally let myself be persuaded. Damn. What should I write now? 🙄

Well, let's see... Ok, I think I've found the right topic. 💡

Today we went to the beach. It was hell. We split into 3 groups of 3 people in 3 cars. I have never been so haunted by a number like this. 😑

I asked Cleo if could drive it so it would take less time, but Cleo refused. F*ck! Just because I overturned my car several times and am miraculously alive doesn't mean I drive badly! Cleo also drives like a dog. I tried to give her some suggestions on how to respect a car, but I was forced to shut up when she threatened to let me out and leave me on the street alone. 😐

Arriving at the beach (strangely safe), they helped me get back on my new metal steed and pushed me onto the sand. They left me there, like a boiled fish, in the middle of nowhere. And, before setting up the umbrella and having some shade, my face was already half roasted. 🥵

Fortunately, there was a beautiful sight in those parts: 🥹

Cleo looked pretty in her green bikini. Nothing of too exceptional anyway. 😒

Hell, Hannah was beautiful in her yellow bikini with her slim, slender body! 😁

Sh!t, MC looked pretty good in her red bikini! 😍 I think that a beautiful creature like her are wasted with Hackerman's company. 😒

And then there was Jessy. Sh!t! Jessy was an angel in her purple bikini! 🤯

Then there was Lilly. She was still her, in that white one-piece swimsuit with yellow flowers. Nothing of special. 🫤

I was sitting in that awkward position as if I were a withered lizard. F*ck! 🥵 Suddenly I saw the hacker chasing MC and I had the instinct to get up from the chair to protect her from that moron, but I realized that they were just playing like 2 brats. 😑

Just as 2 brats ran up to us and covered poor Lilly in the sand. I went to the side and tried to remove the sand from her shoulders with one hand. She made me tender, so I asked her to go for a bath together. I got Richy's attention and asked him for help. 🧑‍🦽

So, sitting on the sand and with the water at belly level, I was with Lilly who seemed satisfied. At one point, Hannah joined us, followed by her Thomas-doggy 🐶 and we started splashing with each other. Jessy and Richy also joined us. I glanced in MC's direction and I saw her close to that Hacker. 🙄

Hell! I didn't know how to tell her not to trust that shady figure anymore! 😠 But when I saw Phil coming toward us, I felt a real satisfaction to see Hackerboy's happy expression change to anger. 😏

At that moment, Lilly said she felt cold and we decided to go back to sunbathing. Thomas and Richy helped me back into the chair and Lilly took me back under the umbrella. ⛱️

I didn't even have time to put the brakes on when a voice reached us. When I turned around, I saw another shady figure, but this one was of another kind: he was a cop. MC greeted him cheerfully calling him by name. He had accompanied Phil. Alan removed Phil's handcuffs and sat down on the sand next to us. He advised Phil to be good and not to get strange ideas.

Considering he was in that state because of me, I began to feel uncomfortable and looked around, hoping that Alan hadn't told Phil anything. 😅

Then, Richy had the brilliant idea of leaving, because he "had an appointment with a CUSTOMER", as if this strange mythological creature really existed! 😱 Jessy got up too and started to put her things back in her bag, when Richy told her she could stay, especially now that her brother was there too.

I don't know what that guy was up to, but I'd bet my beard that the "customer" story was just an excuse to leave. 🤔 Maybe he had to go to the toilet and didn't know how to say it or he really had to meet someone. Whatever his reasons were, I don't care! 😎

Jessy stayed. She was sad, but she was there, and I was able to take advantage of the situation to make her laugh! 😈

Then, she seems to feel something strange. Jessy begins to look around with alarmed air. She looks behind her and freezes. I turn around too (or at least I try), but I don't see anyone. Jessy calls the others and says that someone is spying on us.

At this news, Alan and Thomas jump to their feet and head to the indicated spot to check if anyone was there. I'd have liked to go too if it weren't for the fact that I'm on this old iron. Phil was sitting on the sand completely disinterested and Hackerboy too.

I began to stare at him carefully. Why didn't he follow Alan and Thomas? Phil has orders not to move, but what about him? Does he know what's going on? Yes, sure. Did he want to scare us? 🤨 After all, what have we been through with the kidnapping of Hannah?! I realized that the confirmation of my suspicions was there, in front of my eyes. Hackerboy was not what he wanted us to believe. He was certainly hiding something and he had gained everyone's trust!

I felt I had to do something. I tried to get closer, but... F*ck! I had to take off the brakes! Stupid wheelchair! 😡

Alan and Thomas turned back. They had found nothing. The others concluded it was just Jessy's imagination. But I didn't stop staring at that strange guy in MC's company. 😠

When we had to go home, I almost felt bad about having to go into Cleo's car again. Who the f*ck established these groups?! 😰

I tried asking Cleo again if I could drive, but she yelled at me in a very sweet way: NOT EVEN YOU KILL ME RIGHT NOW!

Damn, I love her patience. 🙄

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