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reunitedinterlude · 2 months

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the six four wives of phil lester sabrina | janice | lorraine | susan (2023 / 2024)

#i'd say i was meant to make this ages ago but it's only been like. 2.5 weeks sjdfs #dan and phil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #phil lester #danandphilgames #dpgdaily #phan #dnp gifs #my gifs #dnp liveshows #compilation #An Honest Life Update #Reacting to Your Assumptions About Me...#Dan and Phil Get Married Have Kids and Retire

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goldenpinof · 2 months

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absolutely smitten (insp.)

#i feel ill #dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #phil lester #dan and phil games #danandphilgames #my edits #dnpgames #Dan and Phil Get Married Have Kids and Retire #18:29 #shout out to @cardsagainstdnpg for sending me this tweet

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 1 month

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btw this is how i picture dnp in the phoffice every time they name a gaming video THE most annoying clickbait imaginable simply to fuck with is:

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lesbiandanhowell · 2 months

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Sam reacts to: Dan and Phil Get Married, Have Kids and Retire

Objectively hilarious video honestly.

- You know what I hate them so much actually WHAT THE FUCK ON VALENTINES DAY?!

- I do love all the We're Doomed Talk tho because I was THERE HEHE.

- CLIPS FROM THE SHOW ALREADY?! @danrifics ?!

- Dan you should be pink, come on pink is your color and it would suit you so well! (But also purple is basically the nonbinary option so I will take this win.)

- Phil just fully leaning into Dan when doing the scooter bit, why. Also Phil can fully not stop looking at Dan, rather than the other way around for once. What is up with that, is it the WAD confidence and hotness Dan has because same.

- "Happiness is Penis" WHAT THE FUCK PHIL

- I also love Game of Life by the way, like I was obsessed with this game as a kid but never had anyone to play it with so someone play with me?

- Still not over them uploading this on VALENTINES DAY what has happened to them pretending Valentines Day doesn't exist?! The only thing we used to get on valentines was sometimes live events and suddenly a clickbaity video, times really are changing.

- "I want the they/them" DAN DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW WEIRDLY VALIDATING THAT FELT

- Henry... I literally just watched Phil's spooky hotel video where there was a ghost named Henry.

- I literally had a breakdown over Dan saying he wants to smell bisexual and nonbinary. Like you don't understand what this means to me okay?! I am struggling to keep my focus on anything after this.

- "Give the straights nothing" YES real

- You can tell Dan is tired from doing two shows back to back and they probably filmed this Monday, I like that he still does it for us I feel very appreciated by his effort.

- Phil picking baby over pet, I have thoughts... (The thought being that this is another moment of not talking about what is more real, aka them getting a pet.)

- Phil living a very different life having wife and kids and Dan just being still being a version of him aka a )pop)star, OnlyDan's...

- Dan looked so fond of Phil wearing the glasses and yes they are too small for Dan's face but they are objectively hilarious glasses to own.

- Dan is SO SALTY and Phil is enjoying teasing him so fucking much this is hilarious. Dan being a sore loser is truly the way I relate to him the most because I too can not stand to lose and will become a whiny child.

- Dan's absolutely lack of luck with WAD somehow seems to extend to this game.... I feel slightly bad for him.

- DAN DON'T EVEN THREATEN IT (a hiatus)

- One video, I want one video where they don't talk about piss thank you.

- GREY SWEATPANTS

- "danisnotadad" SOBBING STFU these endscards are something else and also the fact Phil just did the endscreen on his own, Dan was like 'actually, I'm out bye' and just walking out, drama gay.

(If you're new here, hey! I write down my reaction to almost every video they upload because I have a lot of them and like sharing them!)

#Dan and Phil Get Married Have Kids and Retire #sam reacts #dan and phil #amazingphil #daniel howell #dan howell #phil lester #phan

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serendipnpipity · 2 months

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When Phil says he adopted gay children I hope he knows he means all of us

#dnpgames #dan and phil #dnp get married have kids and retire #I watched like two mins of the video and have to wait to watch the rest so see y’all to scream abt it later!!#dnp

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pseudophan · 2 months

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dan and phil get married have kids and retire

#daniel howell #amazingphil #dan and phil #phan #mine #my gif #fucked this up several times and now i'm annoyed #also giffing the facecam... shuddering

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pinof · 2 months

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dan and phil get married, have kids and retire

#dan and phil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #phil lester

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all-star-lester · 2 months

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dan and phil get married, have kids and retire <3

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@amazingphil @danielhowell

#dan and phil #phan #amazingphil #daniel howell #phanart #dnp fanart #dnpgames #dnp art #dnp #art

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danandphilupdates · 2 months

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end card for DAN AND PHIL GET MARRIED, HAVE KIDS AND RETIRE

14/2/24

#2024 #february 2024 #february #danandphilgames #daniel howell #amazingphil #dapg end cards

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mundaniel · 2 months

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live fast die young go to robot school

A Phanfic AU based on The Game of Life lives in "Dan and Phil Get Married, Have Kids and Retire"

Dan is an extremely unlucky non-binary former pop star who was recently walked out on by their husband. Phil is an extremely lucky bisexual retired robot engineer who is working on his third travel album to deal with his wife's infidelity. Somehow they find each other and fall in love anyway.

~read on AO3 here~

(A few acknowledgments: thank you to @silverfoxphil for the incredible idea and a special shout out to meg @sunshinephil for editing and encouraging me to write this!)

#phanfiction #dan and phil #dapg #dip and pip #dan and phil games

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ahappydnp · 1 month

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i think we blew past this too quickly as a fandom (with everything that was happening with wad, understandable). they really posted a video ON valentine's day titled "Dan and Phil Get Married, Have Kids and Retire".

like, that was a thing that happened???

a true testament to how much they've fucked with our heads and boiled us in the past year that it wasn't even shocking

what have we been prepped for

#anon ask

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reunitedinterlude · 2 months

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tongue thing 📢

#dan and phil #amazingphil #phil lester #danandphilgames #dpgdaily #phan #dnp gifs #my gifs #Dan and Phil Get Married Have Kids and Retire

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goldenpinof · 2 months

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get a room

#get a room dan and phil!#dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #phil lester #danandphilgames #dan and phil games #dnpgames #my edits #Dan and Phil Get Married Have Kids and Retire #22:53

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ratethednpvideo · 2 months

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#dan and phil games #dapg #dan and phil #dnp #phil lester #dan howell #amazingphil #danisnotonfire

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pxregoth · 2 months

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POV: the average phannie reading “Dan and Phil Get Married, Have kids and Retire”

#when will these mind games end #this is about dnp #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester #amazing phil #danisnotonfire #danandphil #DanAndPhilGAMES

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everything-is-as-it-was · 2 months

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Ranking all DnP videos 2024

Hello everyone here to hear me yap! Below I am including all of the videos dnp have released in 2024, rated from my favorite to least favorite. PLEASE NOTE that I actually do love all of them! And this is just a silly thing! But feel free to discuss or send me asks with your opinions :)

I'll start from the bottom up.

10. i have a spicy confession...

This one was lots of fun (wtf is wrong with yall with these confessions) but I'm not gonna lie Phil felt incredibly off in it and like... really performative? Like idk something didn't feel right to me and although he said some really sweet things it felt... off somehow. Not sure how to describe it. Funny though lol

9. HONEYMOON IN JAPAN!

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

It was a good video!! I just feel like it didn't have a lot of *those moments* that these other videos had idk. Like yes it was very sweet and a milestone for the sims universe but it kind of felt like that was it for me. The symbolism was inSANE but just strictly talking about the video itself yk. New pics released were nice though

8. Poppy Playtime Chapter 3

This one was a lot but it was SO nice to have such a long video- two hours long who??? That's tbh the reason this one goes above the honeymoon video- the length. The reason I put it lower is that although I am NOT complaining about the length, both of them were SUPER focused a lot of the time and not really talking much haha

7. Viewers Pick My Birthday Presents 2024

The only reason this one isn't higher is because all the ones above this I consider part of their *magnum opus* era. I loved the mini golden pig, the omatone, the shirt, and the Shrek smut. Always fun to see him surprised with cursed stuff loll

6. THE PUBLIC WOOHOO INCIDENT

Pretty self explanatory I think. Dan SCREAMING as Dab and Evan got it on made me actually piss myself. I can still hear it echoing in my head.

5. Phil's Birthday Livestream

Another case of "the only reason this isn't higher is because the ones above it are SO good." I loved the livestream, and was able to attend live for about the first hour. Such chaos. Such good. Amazing.

4. Dan and Phil Get Married, Have Kids, and Retire

Saw the notif while I was getting out of school and I literally snorted out loud, very embarrassing. They're just taking the piss at this point and I'm loving it. Phil's teasing him towards the end with "oh, I think I'll start another photo album!" GOLDEN. "Henry gives me that good dick." "Me and Susan have been rawdogging it." Amazing. Incredible.

3. Phil Pushes Dan's Button for 18 Minutes

A comfort video for REAL. When this came out I was SHOCKED that they had two BANGERS one right after another, but boy was I in for a surprise.

The slime? The slime on Dan's head while he's talking? Phil placing it on his forehead while he stares off into space? Hell yeah I want more of that slime I could look at it all day.

2. Who is the Real Daniel Howell?

Yall. We were fed GOOD today. Dan singing 'my lumps' absolutely DEADPAN while Phil looks at him in Awe? I WANT PHIL'S SWEATER IF ANYONE CAN TELL ME WHERE IT'S FROM I WILL BE GRATEFUL.

So? many shoulder touches? idk what that's about but i aint complaining ig

editing tips! *stuff* coming out your nose! etc!

This one had such a particular vibe to it- I think partially because it wasn't edited by the editor they've been using! To be clear - the editor has been doing a great job and I applaud them :) but sometimes it feels a bit over-edited, if you know what I mean? (For example the count-downs on the sims video going down the mountain felt a bit much) But having a video that was edited by Dan or Phil kinda hits different idk

WDAPTEO2024

I cannot, CANNOT say enough good things about this video. I cannot. I cannot. It holds my whole heart and soul and I have only rewatched it twice because I am trying to preserve the magic but GODDAMNIT I love their shenanigans. What a series.

I was very worried when they came out with this video STRAIGHT into 2024 because I was like, "WOW. that was amazing but idk how they're going to follow this up? will everything feel like a disappointment now that this masterpiece has come out?" (not that dnp uploading could ever be a disappointment, but I digress) BUT I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED. Still though, wdapteo is 10/10 my fave so far.

I hope you enjoyed my yapping! I know many of you don't agree and that's okay lol, feel free to share your opinions if you so please ! And also with the ones that were lower ranked, the reasons I listed for the being lower ranked was NOT me complaining. Each video is different and awesome in their own right, this is just a ranking of how much I personally enjoyed each one!

Thank you and goodnight!

#dan and phil #dnp #phil lester #dan howell #danandphil #daniel howell #dan and phil games #dapg #dnpg #amazingphil #wdapteo

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