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giu-world · 3 months
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Alan: What's wrong with you?
Jake: What is wrong with me? Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of maternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression and-
Alan: Okay, nevermind.
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giu-world · 3 months
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MC: So what's it like dating Richy?
Jessy: I still haven't figured out if he loves me or just wants me dead.
MC: Why?
Jessy: Once, I was very thirsty and I asked him for a water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".
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giu-world · 3 months
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MC: I'll love you forever, Jake.
Jake: You will?
MC: Yes. That's the problem.
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giu-world · 3 months
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Jake: Okay, MWAF wants you to come to Duskwood and wants you to meet him in the mine to free Hannah and Richy. What's your plan?
MC: Sacrifice myself.
Jake: Hey! You can't do that! I was gonna do that!
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giu-world · 3 months
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MC: Time for plan G.
Lilly: Don't you mean plan B?
MC: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Lilly: What about plan D?
MC: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Lilly: What about plan E?
MC: I'm hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.
Lilly: I like plan E.
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giu-world · 3 months
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MC: Jake... if you ever need to talk about your emotions, I'm here for you. ❤
Jake: Thanks, MC, but no.
Thomas: I do.
MC: I know, Thomas.
Thomas: I'm sad.
MC: I know, Thomas.
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giu-world · 3 months
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Jake: Could you guys back up a little? You're making me claustrophobic.
Thomas: What does "claustrophobic" mean?
Dan: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus 😏
Richy: HO HO HO
Thomas: Stop it Richy! You're scaring him!!
Jake: Very funny, Dan...
Dan: 😎
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giu-world · 3 months
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Alfie: Hey, Mr., what's it like to be drunk?
Dan: Well kiddo, see those two glasses on the table? If you see four instead of two, it means you're drunk.
Alfie: But Mr.....there's only one glass.
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giu-world · 3 months
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What really happened
Amy: Okay Hannah, you're driving a car and then you see a tree and Jennifer in the street. Which will you hit first?
Hannah: Definitely Jennifer.
Amy: You're supposed to hit the breaks first, not Jennifer.
Hannah: Ops. Too later.
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giu-world · 3 months
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giu-world · 3 months
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Jessy: MC? You're smiling, did something good happen?
MC: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Jake: Lilly tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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giu-world · 3 months
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Hannah: And you should stop cooking me dinosaur shaped chicken.
Cleo: But you love your dinosaur chicken!
Hannah: Yeah, when I was eight. I'm an adult now, Cleo. Adults don't eat dinosaur chicken.
Thomas and Lilly having a dinosaur chicken fight: RAWR! RAAAAAWR!!!
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giu-world · 3 months
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MC looking at Jessy: She taught me kindness
MC looking at Jake: He taught me cunning
MC looking at Richy playing with a lighter in a mine full of gasoline: and Richy...he taught me that some grown men are f*cking Stupid. RICHY!! PUT THAT LIGHTER DOWN NOW!! If you wanna burn to death, JUST ASK!
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giu-world · 3 months
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Jessy: Everybody has their obsessions. I'm fascinated with books, ancient legends and trouble, Cleo loves kitchen and cooking, Richy loves set on fire things like mines and Jake loves MC.
Thomas: But does he love MC as much as Cleo loves cooking?
Jessy: I found that Jake watches MC while she sleeps.
Jake:
MC:
Jake: We have agreed to never mention this again.
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giu-world · 3 months
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Jake: Is something burning?
MC: Just my desire for you ❤
Jake: MC, the kitchen is on fire!!
MC: Oh, right...well...shall we order Chinese?
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giu-world · 4 months
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MC entering the room noticeably disheleved: Sorry, guys, I'm late. I was, err...doing stuff.
Lilly stumbling into the room, also disheveled: She just pushed me down the stairs!!!
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giu-world · 4 months
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Jake: How's the most wonderful creature in the world doing?
MC: I don't know, how are you?
Jake voice cracking: I-I'm....fine.
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