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jangmo-othewarrior · 8 months

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DMC Questions Anon here!

Create a crossover! What is Devil May Cry crossing over with? How does it work? How do the characters from each world interact with the characters from the other?

Look, ya'll see my username, u know I'm gonna go with Pokémon.

specifically I'm thinking about pokemon naturally existing within the human realm, and demons are almost entirely separate from them. So all of the human characters have pokemon partners, with some exceptions.

All of the Spardas have a pseudo-legendary, and Dante specifically has Tyranitar. I wanted this line specifically because this species is known for causing a lot of damage, but have also been shown to be very sweet and protective if need be. It really fits Dante's 'don't come near me, I'm dangerous' mindset until Patty climbs all over it and it utterly adores her. It's also a hugger, so much so that Dante actively lets himself get poked to Hell because it looks sad.

As for Vergil, I'm going with the Salamence line. It's a very interesting line, having a goal-driven lizard eventually achieve that goal in the final stage. Vergil would have a hard time working with his partner, especially in 3 (where it would be a Bagon), because demons don't have pokemon partners. He leaves Bagon with Dante when he falls into Hell, thinking that the pokemon would not be able to survive there. It would stay with Dante for decades after that, until finally reuniting with Vergil as a Shelgon in DMC 5. It would take a bit, but it would eventually evolve after the boys got back from hell. Dante will forever lord the fact that his partner fully evolved before Vergil's (until Salamence smacks him with a Dragon Claw. Vergil approved.)

Nero would definitely have the Dragapult line! A dragon type (like Salamence) that has a large focus on family in its design whist also being completely unique from most other pseudos? Yeah, it's chock full of Nero vibes. The Dragapult evolution definitely only happened at the end of DMC 5, becuase the image of a Dragapult and DT Nero fighting with Silver Bullet in the bg is so fuckin sick. Also he was a Dreepy during DMC 4 and u need to know that he loved to sit on Nero's head or in his hoodie.

Patty next because propaganda. This one's up for grabs, but I think her first partner was a Dratini! Specifically one that kept showing up in the DMC office until Dante shoved it into Patty's arms. She's a Dragonair now, and often flies around the office just to annoy Dante. Also, shoutout to Patty for being the only human to get a pseudo because she's Dante's kid.

Trish didn't have a partner at first, since she was a demon. After going off on her own for a while, she ran into a Wattrel that kept using her motorcycle's wind to glide in the air. She found the little thing tenacious, and now there's a Kilowattrel half the size of Lady that perches in the DMC office rafters. It's high speed nature complements her fighting style rather well, along with the electricity.

Lady's partner is an extremely violent Scolipede. She really big and very venomous, so most regular people steer clear of her. She is also very tsundere, but actually doesn't mind when Dante or Trish are around. Lady takes great care of her, and often rides her in during jobs. Most people would tell you that's a horrible idea, but DMC employees are not normal people. Also Vergil was shot by one of her needles in DMC 3 when she was a Venipede, and now they are locked in a bitter rivalry. Lady thinks this is hilarious.

Nico is very happy with her Riolu partner, even if it was a gift from her dad when it was an egg. She doted on it very often, and even forced Rock to help her make a special egg warmer. When it did hatch, it quickly shared her interest in the art of metalworking and gunsmithing. Nowadays, he's Nico's assistant. He hasn't evolved yet, but Nico doesn't mind. He will when he's ready.

Kyrie's partner is a Sylveon, and a very caring one at that. Loves the kids, Kyrie, and Nero. Was an Eevee during DMC 4, and refused to leave Nero's side after Kyrie was kidnapped. Because of that, she is actually incredibly strong, so much so that Salamence was immediate put on edge when they met.

Some quick ones! Eva gave Sparda a Dieno when they met, and it was a very affectionate Hydregion during the boys' youth. Eva herself had a Alolan Ninetales, who was very protective of the boys and the baby pseudos. Both of these Pokemon are actually still alive in a rehabilitation center, although the boys don't know that rn. Morrison has an old Stoutland who can surprisingly handle battle quite well. Nina's partner is a very majestic and battle worn Kingdra, who is currently enjoying retirement. V did not have any pokemon, but he does talk about one he regrets leaving behind in the past....

And... that all their main partners! They actually have other pokemon as well, but these were just their first ones. As an example, Dante also has a Houndoom that he befriended in DMC 3 (as a Houndour) that knows a lot of bite moves. Why? King Cerberus rep for the mutual Coverage. Elemental coverage.

Thanks again DMC Questions anon! I really enjoyed this ask, even if I did flex my pokemon knowledge a bit please ask me questions I will write an essay to answer u-

#the pokemon brain got me again #also my wallet. I just purchased a plushie hammock to hold all of them #so ye!#this was great #Dantes larvitar is very sweet even if they sometimes need to go sicko mode #Also sdt Dante would bear hug his tyranitar u need to understand #also the connection to the pokemon represents something about humanity blah blah #vergil rejects his humanity so he gives up his partner for 20 years #blah blah finally accepting humanity allowed him to finally reconnect with sheidgon which allowed it to evolve #and Patty has a dratini because (violently points) PATTY-DANTE FTAHER DAUGHTER PROPAGANDA #anywho plz ask me questions i promise im normal #dmc questions anon #devil may cry #dmc #dmc dante #dmc 5 #dante sparda #nero dmc #dmc vergil #dmc 3 #vergil dmc #patty lowell #patty dmc #lady dmc #trish dmc #kyrie dmc #dmc nero

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nanamimizz · 11 months

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if i start thinking about the directional intent behind bluey episodes and how absolutely stellar they are i will never shut up and thats the problem

#lamb.talks #whenever we get this super hd beautifully detailed and shaded scenes r not just the studio flexing on us but #it also signifies that these are the livetime memories that bingo and bluey etc will cherish for the rest of their lives #that very detailed scene of bandit holding bingo in the hammock- she will always remember her father on that sunny day #and that scene of blue taking hold of chili’s hand as she joins her parents on the swing - bluey will always remember how her mothers hand #feels in hers #the amount of effort this takes it all goes to kids makes me cry because what the hell

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liv45no · 1 year

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#i tend to make myself cry #very often #itmovie #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #reddie #richie x eddie #reddie again…#reddie hammock scene #it 2019 #from pinterest

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rikyos · 1 year

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@raikuro sent : i can’t breathe , i can’t — & storm , for both muses to take shelter from a severe storm . / dire situations dialogue & comprehensive scenarios ( currently accepting )

it had not always been this way , but the rolling in of grim clouds and the sudden volte - face on the winds that signal the onset of a storm . . . it accompanied that hollow , sinking feeling in him. his stomach drops with the temperature. the war - torn battlecry of thunder overrides his being ; though interconnected with the world , it turns on him viciously , much too loud , too overwhelming , too all encompassing of heightened senses — but this he can handle. this comes seriatim with the charity of nature. he knows he must accept it as part of their relationship ( that this was no curse ) . trickier to weather out is the dread stirred up in him , amongst thrashing waves and roaring sales , all too reminiscent of . . . it serves no good to dwell on the past , even when the thundering onslaught of rain is but the same as it had been upon the shores of narukami. but he can work through it , only grimaces at the next crack of thunder to pass , and yet — he opens his eyes , and the anxiety is inconsequential in comparison to the sheer panic that alights in those he is met with , wild fear that he has not once read in tomo as long as he has known him.

kazuha is struck with concern that all but sears through the storm and his reluctant acceptance of it — has already found firm grip of tomo’s arm and hauled him into his their quarters before he fully registers his own movement ; he still toiled with why the captain had thought to give him this private space , even when his first few months on the alcor had been . . . a rough start , to say the least , in regards to earning her kindness. but beidou has always been good to him , and he has never been more grateful of the refuge than when he turns ( from the covers he throws haphazardly over any openings for the lightning’s flare , questioning his ability to fill them tight with air / insulate the sound that shudders through them again ) to see tomo sag onto the floor , back against the bed. the space had been enough for kazuha , but with two of them now . . . it feels crowded. enclosed. unhelpful in soothing his partner , he has no doubt , but there’s little he can do about it in the moment.

he takes a trembling step towards him — understands without question that this takes them back to the same moment , and that it had to be . . . infinitely more harsh on tomo to relive it. there will always be those who dare to brave the lightning’s glow. the iteration feels pulled from another lifetime altogether , but there would be , and they had , and for all of the courage he knows dwells within tomo , he does not deserve to have to brave it again until their next lifetime. beyond that. ever. he sinks down beside him , hands trailing upwards to where tomo’s are clamped urgently over his ears — thumb drags across knuckles before he entwines their fingers. works his hands down gently , patiently , never letting go. this is not a beast he can slay for him : if there was any way of taming the winds , he would , he would. but that would merely be to cover the wound , not to mend it. a temporary fix. he doesn’t know how. there’s no way that he ever could make this better. he’s unsure he can even make it any easier. he can only try.

gentle kiss is pressed to his temple , hushing him , and . . . he talks. it’s the only thing he can think to do , drawing tomo closer to his chest and freeing a hand to keep him there. he talks. about the makeshift hammock in the corner : almost nostalgic of the wreckage on nazuchi beach that tomo had called a home ( maybe this one is more stable ) , about the frayed map pinned to the wall ( where he has visited. where he hasn’t. where he’d like to ) about the souvenirs , the balled up and rejected verses , about the singed spot of wood on the floor. working his way around the clutter and laying bare more of his life without tomo than he’d ever worked up the nerve to before. he doesn’t wait for a response , only presses his head against tomo’s and listens to the calming of breath — until he lingers on the woodcarvings. among them , a small and hollowed out log he had carved in the fashion of a xiao lantern , empty space in the middle for a candle. lantern rite. right. he glosses over the fact that he hadn’t . . . been in the mood to appreciate the cosy atmosphere of it at the time ( had made this months after the fact ) but spares no details on the celebration. “ liyue harbor . . . ” a soft smile , “ the docks there put ritou to shame on a good day. during the festival , though , they light the sky with lanterns like this. as far as you can see. it was breathtaking. ” no matter how low his spirit had been , this was the truth.

“ i thought of you the entire time. ” vulnerable confession seems only fitting. it’s still hard. to admit what that period of his life had felt like — so much opened up to him , barely able to appreciate it without guilt eating him alive. it had taken so many of those moments ( captivated by the sights / surrounded by good company / given the time and patience ) to even begin to come to terms with it , to feel normal about it. but tomo has every ounce of strength required , and he would lend his own when it faltered. he cards through tomo’s hair now. “ you would have loved to see it. you will. you’ll love — a lot of things , tomo. i promise . . . you’re safe now. you can go anywhere you wish. so then — we should make a list ! of all the places you’ve yet to see now that there is nothing to hold us back. ”

#babe if i fulfil ur hammock fantasy will you stop crying now pls #⋆˚ ─── ⋆⋅🍁⋅⋆ ── （ interactions . ) : answered !#⋆˚ ─── ⋆⋅🍁⋅⋆ ── （ summertime made promises it knew it couldn’t keep . ) : raikuro !#they can TALK ABOUT THIS later he's doing show and tell rn #just to distract tomo #raikuro #one of these was really old so...... two in one <3

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arsonist-chicken · 8 months

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I am ON VACATION, I had a LOVELY DAY followed by two great days and another one and a half to look forward to, we saw MANY DOGS AND A CAT, I've READ more in the past three days than I have in the past six months, and I'm LYING IN A HAMMOCK on the BALCONY of the boyfriend of my friend who I LOVE VERY MUCH

#okay i did open my uni email but closed it as soon as i saw there was stuff but not the one email i'm waiting for #also yes that spelling is necessary. because i love my friend very much #i am not thinking about not knowing when i'll see her next because then i'll cry #anyway. you should all visit your friends and just hang out and read and see them being in loving relationships. 1000/10 would recommend #mine #jess' berlin-brandenburg days #also her bf is so sweet #everyone take notice of their relationship and do that #no dating shitty guys who don't respect you and view you as a mother-maid or just don't love you #date guys who love and respect you and kiss you and make fun of you for being short #or anyone. idk. just don't date someone who doesn't love you #also he put up his hammock after i was visibly excited about it. laura i love him please keep him #also keep me; i am happy and relaxed and comfortable in a shared apartment like i haven't been in.... long.

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katnissgirlsmakedo · 10 months

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reading six of crows was so normal i forgot how insane alina makes me feel. well ok the two times inej references alina in soc i almost cried but like other than that it was so normal. siege and storm is not normal there’s something crazy happening on every page i just want to burst into tears

#if i was reading alone in my house i would cry. but i’m not :/#however. check out reading outside on a hammock in the shade. sound of the summer on god #beth.txt #alinaposting

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sysig · 2 years

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I can tell I am very delicate atm because just today I have very nearly cried to:

r/TheStraightsBeingOkay of a guy who was happy just to see the name of his wife on his phone

a manga about babysitting

NaruMitsu

discussing music with smol

art with some very beautiful leg expressions

and probably at least one other thing I’m forgetting

#I also got spooked by smol pointing to one of the wall scrolls to reinforce a point we were discussing because it was behind me #''What's back there???'' the primal part of my brain said #It is the wall scroll that I look at every day because it opposite my hammock #At least I'm not crying to bugs anymore #Yet #Again #Lol #Get me a spider and I'll cry to that no problem #I probably should just cry I haven't had a proper cry in a bit #I mean I did when we watched Encanto and Luca and the like but movies are a little different #It's still a good cry just on a slightly different level #Social crying is not as fun lol #Crying update

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xe-5aj1700155-024 · 9 months

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FC5,, when it Hits you feel no Pain ((2018

Faith Seed - Oh The Bliss [Hammock]

#Far Cry 5 #FC5 #Faith Seed #Oh The Bliss #2018 #Hammock #The Bliss Is Going To Make You See #Youtube

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dep-uty · 1 year

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Turning down the car speaker whenever I’m at a red light so non far cry fans don’t think I’m actually in some type of religious cult

#you can’t just blast oh John at a red light. if you can you’re braver than I #far cry 5 #far cry #video games #gaming #memes #funny #Ubisoft #jacob seed #joseph seed #john seed #faith seed #dan romer #hammock #hope county #gamer

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lady-ika · 1 year

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i need one of those mfing ghibli hugs where you get a hug from the bottom of someone else’s soul to the bottom of yours

#ika rambles #my finger got fucked up bc of mr bear and everything is going bad and im having a terrible time and my plushie hammock fell again #and im gonna go cry for another hour i just want someone to hold me even though im gonna be awkward about it until i feel comfortable #enough to feel ok idk everything is too much rn

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koishikei · 2 years

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man i just want some fucking furniture why is that so much to ask?

#kei goes off #i should've just left everything on the floor #this hammock is so fucking ugly i'm gonna cry

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loaksbitch · 1 year

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now girlies imagine neteyam hold you close while rutting deep into you like a rabbit in heat yes?

warnings – neteyam himself is a warning y’all but for serious. size kink, trying to adjust his fat cock, p in v, top neteyam, kinda quickie?? but not really, cumming inside you, overstimulation, back arching smut (i’m joking.. or not 🙀) ofc neteyam babe is aged up to 19 to rearrange your guts guys

“taking me good” — neteyam sully (⨳)

things takes place fast as you’re placed on the mat of neteyam’s hammock before gasping when your mate starts to leave open kisses down your barely covered chest.

“neteyam, you know i’ve to aid th–“ he was quick to cut you off with coming up to your face level and placing a sharp kiss at your lips. “what about me?” he suddenly asks making you raise a brow with a confusion

“don’t i need an aid,” he looks down to his growing bulge for you to follow his eyes and swallow hard. “for this.” he dry humps you causing you to let a soft sigh out. “‘teyam” you call out his name, his favorite nickname. “yes princess?”

you knew kiri would cuss you out for not coming to help her patch the wounded people up but then again you really need this orgasm that’s starting to make you go feral. “we’ve only few minutes,” you use your elbows as a support to look at your mate who’s between your legs looking like a lost puppy

“few minutes, that’s all i need.” neteyam grins before removing both of your loincloth. you watch neteyam bend down to kiss your thighs probably assuming to eat you out before jackhammering you and quickly stop him. “i’m already ready, ‘teyeam” you tell him

“but princess, ion wanna hurt you” he tells you making you softly smile while his yellowish golden eyes shine at you. “you won’t, just please hurry up and fuck me”

that was the only word you needed to say. neteyam never fails to make you giggle with his eagerness while struggling to rub himself one or two thrust to make him hard enough to slip inside you quick

both of you moan at the feeling of him stretching you out. you close you eyes shut as you try to adjust the size of his blue cock inside you. “too big” you dare to whine making him chuckle

“i told you, you needed to be stretched” he licks his lips before caging you with each of his arms by the side of your head.

“‘teyeam” you softly moan not failing to make his chest tighten, god he’s so in love. “i’m here baby, right here” he brings your small hand to his chest as he slowly bottoms out and waits for your knitted brows and eyes to relax

you keep calling his name as he answers you with a grunt and sighs of pleasure. “it’s okay, you’re okay” he tells you as you give him a light tap to start moving his hips. “neteyam…” you cry out when the man draws almost fully out then painfully pushes back in

“oh dear mother!” you scream in pleasure, neteyam bites onto his lips hard as he keeps edging you to the cliff of your orgasm. “feels so good?” he asks not ashamed to growl when he feels you tightening

“feels so good, so fucking good” you whine again and again, tears breaming in your eyes.

neteyam watches you struggle trying to grip onto something strong that will at least save you from dying out of pleasure. “hold on to me, i’ve got you” he would say sneaking his arms by your waist and wrapping himself around you before pulling you up to sit on his firm thigh

“ngh..!” you would whimper when strong hands grip your hips helping you to move. “princess,” now neteyam wasn’t the type to actually moan loud but it was getting to much as you’re heat sucks him in. “i’m so deep, aren’t i?” your mate nips to your neck, marking you as his

you’d only nod for him to sneak his hands between you and press onto your bud lightly. “use your words, pretty girl” he would say making your orgasm one step closer. “yes, yes so deep” you nod moving your hips eager on chasing to see stars as you cum.

“slow down baby,” neteyam would chuckle. “we’ve got plenty of time.” — “neteyam!” you couldn’t even warn him you’re cumming as you gush all over him. “fuck, fuck, fuck!” he would growls fucking your juices back to you. the squelching sound being too much for his ear

neteyam feels his inside twist and balls tighten before he sinks you down to his girth. “gonna paint your walls nice and pretty” kisses are left on your cheeks, lips, neck and chest. “love you so much, pretty girl”

you feel his thick and warm cum oozes into your wall making you arch your back and press your swollen breast to his chest. “fuuuuck” neteyam cusses, forehead pressing to yours. “lookin’ so pretty when i stuff you with my load.” you shy away your gaze at his words

“no look at me when i tell you how you’re everything to me” he would hold your chin with his fingers and place a long kiss on your forehead. “i love you princess, i love you so much.”

“i love you more” you suddenly gasp when he thrusts upward. “no, never. that’s impossible thing to love me more” he tucks your braids behind your ear.

crying cause it’s not edited and i barely got enough sleep today :’( i love each and everyone of you. — likes + reblogs are appreciated and not pressured! mwah!!

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demonpiratehuntress · 5 months

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The Straw Hats (+Ace) with you being injury prone

Featuring: Zoro x Reader, Luffy x Reader, Sanji x Reader, Usopp x Reader, Ace x Reader

Summary - you get hurt very easily. waking up with random bruises, tripping over your own feet, walking into walls, etc. and your boyfriend is extremely concerned.

Warnings - like one swear word

A/N: im super clumsy and VERY injury prone, so i thought this might be fun to write. writing this with ice on a bump on my head :))))

ZORO

Zoro tends to get murderous when he spots an injury or even the smallest cut on you. He is immediately ready to tear up whatever caused it, or slice the person responsible into ribbons. So you try to hide it as best you can, especially since you are especially clumsy and getting hurt is your biggest skill. Got a cut or bruise? You're wearing long pants and long-sleeved shirts. Bump on your head? Beanie or hat.

Sometimes, though, your body forgets you're trying to conceal your clumsiness and it will blatantly expose you, such as right now.

"OW! DAMN IT!"

You had been trying to sneak up on Zoro, who was laying out on deck - you guessed it - taking another nap. One of his eyes opened at the sudden cry, landing on your figure nearby. You were hopping around on one foot, clutching your knee with both hands, your expression pained. The swordsman sat up.

"How did you hurt your knee?"

Indeed, there was nothing around for you to hit your knee on - a precaution taken by Nami and Chopper, the only two who knew about your unfortunate tendency to get hurt.

"I...I kicked it."

"How did you-" Zoro was absolutely stunned. He was an idiot, but even he knew there's no way you could kick your own knee. It was physically impossible. He got up to come an inspect it.

"I'm fine!" You promised, setting your foot down - unfortunately for you, it twisted and took you down with it. "OW!"

Zoro's jaw dropped. It took a hot minute for him to react, too shocked to fully comprehend what had just happened. When he got over it he carefully lifted you up, taking you back to his hammock so he could take care of you. He had turned his back for a second before he heard a loud thud.

You groaned.

"HOW DID YOU FALL OFF THE HAMMOCK?!"

He was immediately rushing over to pick you up again, keeping you in his arms this time. He was so worried, the poor guy, eyes grazing over your body in concern. You didn't look physically hurt, but he could tell you were in pain. Mostly from the impacts of your falls. From then on, he's your personal bodyguard, having to physically move some things so you wouldn't knock against them, or move you so you wouldn't hit anything. As for the hammock...he always made sure to get on first so he could hold you and keep you from rolling off.

Good luck convincing him to ever let you walk anywhere - or do anything - alone again.

LUFFY

Luffy is a menace. Far from being concerned about you when you would trip or bump your head, this damn idiot has the nerve to burst into loud, uncontrollable laughter.

"You're funny, (Name)!"

And he doesn't mean to hurt or upset you, it's just the way he is. He's seen you on the battlefield, mercilessly crushing whoever got in your way, so he doesn't think much of these little accidents. He thinks you're not hurt, that you're completely fine and doing it on purpose to - yes this is his reason - entertain him. After all, why else would such a ruthless fighter just flop and fall around for no reason?

"Luffy, I don't think she did that on purpose..." Usopp tried to tell the captain, who was trying to convince you to fall again.

You frowned, trying your best to not get upset with your dumbass boyfriend, and before you could stop yourself, your body already obliged. You turned and walked right into the mast - face smashing against the hard wood. You groaned and stumbled back, your nose hurting and eyes glossing over. You fell onto your butt, earning another round of obnoxious laughter from Luffy.

"DON'T JUST SIT THERE AND LAUGH!" Sanji knocked Luffy so hard on his head that the captain fell to the floor, hitting the deck face-first. Then the cook came to help you up.

"Thanks," you mumbled, feeling so embarrassed.

It was then that Luffy noticed your tears, and he sprung to his feet - completely unaffected by Sanji's attack. He came up to you and grabbed your arms, making you look at him.

"(Name), what's wrong?"

"I'm fine," you smiled, shaking off his concern. You made to walk away, but you once again turned and slammed into the mast.

"CAN WE MOVE THIS DAMN THING?!"

"But that's...that's always been there?" Usopp said-asked meekly.

You shot him a glare so withering that he screamed and cowered behind Luffy, who just laughed and wrapped his arms around you, extending them until he had you completely encased in a cocoon made by his arms.

"There, now you can't get hurt!"

SANJI

Sanji, like Zoro, tends to overreact when you get hurt. And by overreact, I mean he dropkicks everyone and everything that dared to cause you harm. So you try to hide your injuries from your overly concerned boyfriend, opting to cover them with layers. Sanji found this a bit odd, but otherwise didn't press. But slowly he started to notice things he hadn't before.

"My love, watch that-"

You bumped into the wall, sending your book crashing onto your face.

"-wall."

He rushed over to check if you were okay, laughing a little when you pulled the book away from your face to smile at him sheepishly.

"I'm fine."

Seconds after you said that disaster struck again, with you tripping over your own feet - with absolutely nothing being in the way - and falling over. Sanji's eyes widened and he quickly helped you back up.

"You are very clumsy, (Name)," he chuckled, not knowing that was exactly it.

"I am," you agreed, hiding your embarrassed blush behind your book.

Before he could say anything else, you took off and tried to quickly walk away before he could notice the growing bruise on your knee. That failed, as you hadn't taken three steps before you crashed into one of your oncoming crewmates, and fell backwards.

"Mosshead! Why did you push (Name)!" Sanji yelled, coming over looking ready to throw hands.

"As if I would do that!" The swordsman snapped back.

"Well she's on the floor isn't she?!"

"She bumped into me!"

"How dare you blame (Name) you big oaf!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

You quickly stood up and got in between them, averting the total destruction of the Going Merry.

"He's right, Sanji. I bumped into him. I told you I'm clumsy."

You didn't have to say more before you were suddenly scooped up into the cook's arms, hearts in his eyes with his next words.

"Well then I'll just carry you everywhere my love!"

USOPP

Generally speaking, Usopp is a lot more alert than most of the crew. So it's no surprise that he picked up on your clumsiness early on, but he didn't think it was anything to worry about since it was just small stuff. But the moment you walked in one day with a bag of ice on your head, unsuccessfully trying to conceal it under a hat, Usopp grew alarmed.

"(Name), is everything okay?" Your concerned boyfriend asked you, stopping you from lifting something up. "Your head-"

"Is fine," you finished with a smile, kissing his cheek. "But thanks babe."

You walked away before he could insist on you telling him what was going on. But unfortunately for you, your two left feet gave you away and you stumbled forward, dropping the box and then tumbling over it. Usopp cried out in alarm and ran to your side, helping you up.

"(Name)!" He fussed over you. "Okay that's it, what's going on?"

"Should have known I couldn't fool the brave Captain Usopp," you smiled, trying to divert his attention.

"Well, I-" He stopped laughing confidently when he realised what you were doing, "Hey! You can't do that! Tell me, I'm worried."

You sighed, "I'm just clumsy, that's all. And injury prone."

"That...explains a lot..."

You growled and smacked him, "Is that all you can say?!"

"S-sorry!" He apologised quickly, rubbing his head. He was about to take you to Chopper for nothing other than he was worried you were hurt internally, when you suddenly tripped and fell on top of him.

He groaned, "Clumsy is an understatement."

ACE

He notices right away. There was no way it was normal for someone to walk into a wall that they knew was there, or to trip on a flat surface, or bonk their head on a shelf that they knew was over their heads - multiple times. But somehow, you managed to do all of that and more, and poor Ace was sick with worry about your physical health.

"OW! FUCK!"

Ace's head shot up from the bed, "What happened?!"

"I hit my head again..."

"Same shelf?"

"...Same shelf."

He chuckled before getting up and going over to you, bringing you into his strong arms. He placed a kiss on your head, replacing your hand rubbing your sore spot with his hand.

Later on, you were trying to bring him something, when you stubbed your toe on the bedframe and tumbled onto the bed, startling the poor man out of his nap.

"(Name)!" He figured you must have tripped, but he was not prepared for your tears. "Where does it hurt?"

"My toe..." You pouted. "I hit my food on the bed."

He face-palmed. It takes a lot for Ace of all people to face-palm, so embarrassment creeped up on you. Before you could protest, he pulled you on top of him and made you lay on his chest.

"I swear, you're a walking safety hazard," he teased. "Looks like I can't let you leave the room now."

He meant it. And if you did leave, it was with him. He was just too worried about not being around when you hurt yourself, which was valid because he was always your source of comfort.

Later...

"What happened to your eye?"

"I...fell...out of the bed..."

"...."

You are on the verge of making Ace cry.

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