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currently watching Dolemite (1975)
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oh my god bernard gets batman and dick to help save tim in the last issue and everyone in the family takes that to mean that bear knows about their night jobs. except tim still thinks bear doesn't know. that bear being there was just a coincidence. he just tagged along to save him cause bear is such a standup guy! cue tim doing everything to hide his identity and the family looking at him like he's lost his mind because obviously bernard know tim?? he literally patches you up every night???? why would he not know??????
#bear walking into the dining room: oof that's a nasty cut dick. how'd you get it?#dick: oh well saving the city just does that to you 😉#tim seething internally cause dick is making his job ten times harder: ha ha ha! what a funny thing to say ☺️☺️☺️ such a comedian my brother#dick staring at him like he's grown 2 heads: what.#cass starts pulling off her mask in front of bear#cue tim tackling her into the gotham river#cass sopping wet signing irritatedly: what the hell was that?!#tim whispering; how could you be so careless? u almost told bear your identity!#cass softly: what. the. fuck.#damian casually showing bear his sword collection#tim barging into dami's room out of breath: he's really into medieval history! that's why he likes sword!! no other reason#dami later to bear: we must end this delusion of his#bear: yeah probably. but it's funny watching him come up with so many excuses#bear: yesterday he tried to convince me that the knife wound in his side was really stigmata and that he was a devout catholic#bear: i wanna see what else he's gonna say#dc#bernard dowd#tim drake#timber#timbern
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Sam Campbell will do a show called 'Scallop-toucher' at Melbourne International Comedy Festival (MICF) this year. The show is 55 minutes long, at Athenaeum Theatre in Melbourne, 9-21 April 2024.
Here are the dates and times:
Tue 9 Apr - Sat 13 Apr: 7pm;
Sun 14 Apr: 6pm;
Tue 16 Apr - Sat 20 Apr: 10.45pm;
Sun 21 Apr: 9.45pm
More details here.
#sam campbell#australian comedian#cambo#cambo fans#mcdonalds comedy#samcampbell#melbourne international comedy festival#MICF#scallop-toucher
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Uh—- I would like to be paid money- for (checks script) -—talking.
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Comedy in the City of Dreams
On July 19, I'll be representing Team USA at the 4th Annual Boom Chicago Comedy Festival in Amsterdam. Looking forward to performing alongside comedians from all over the world!
#jade esteban estrada#the prada enchilada#queer comedy#standup comedy#stand up#comedy#comedian#holland#the netherlands#amsterdam comedy#comedy in english#city of dreams#boom chicago#boom chicago comedy festival#comedians#comedy festival#jade in america#hilarious#funny#first gay latin star#international showcase#icons the lesbian and gay history of the world vol 1#gay#entertainment#things to do in amsterdam#getjaded#queer latino#queer art#support comedy#live comedy
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#OTD in 1965 – Birth of comedian and actor, Ardal O’Hanlon, in Co Monaghan.
Ardal O’Hanlon was born in 1965 in Carrickmacross, Co Monaghan, the son of Rory O’Hanlon, a politician and doctor, and has five siblings. RTÉ’s Who do you think you are? programme on Monday 6 October 2008 examined Ardal’s family tree. He discovered that his paternal grandfather, Michael O’Hanlon, a UCD medicine student, had joined the Irish Republican Army during the Irish War of Independence and…
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#Actor#Ardal O&039;Hanlon#Carrickmacross#Co. Monaghan#Comedian#Craggy Island#Dublin#Father Dougal McGuire#Father Ted#International Comedy Cellar#Irish War of Independence#Michael O&039;Hanlon#RTÉ
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More (US-based) tours need to come to the southern US…my only options are always either St. Louis or Atlanta lmao
#jess rambles#both are far#I want to go see a show by my fave comedian but yet again he is coming no where near#sad!#like I get it if it’s an international tour that you’d only go to the huge cities#but come on US tours throw me a bone here
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Vir Das: On the night I was called a terrorist, I was nominated for an Emmy Award | Hindi Movie News - Times of India
Comedian Vir Das, who’s in the operating to win an International Emmy Award for Best Comedy for his OTT movie ‘Vir Das: Landing’, took a second to mirror on his profession. Ahead of the award present, the actor took to his social media deal with to put up a reel that gave a flashback of his life and profession as a comedian, particularly the robust instances, when he was accused of being a…
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#watching some comedians post-nanette is just impossible#like i get that you hate yourself and have internalized harmful ideas#but don't use your comedy as self-harm?#it's ofc a fine line between acknowledging insecurity and validating the logic behind it#but like. you just can't do the latter#“i'm unlovable bc i'm fat and ugly” is not a punchline#not that comedy has to always be in the service of social justice#but like. comedy is always asking a room full of people to go with you on a premise#and i can't agree with that premise anymore#body image#lmk if i should tag more
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Han Hyo-joo, "Pretty and young and all, but I think the humor is a bit lacking"
Source: k-star-holic.blogspot.com
#Lee Ha-Neul#Special Actors#Cold Eyes#Han Hyo-joo#Comedian#Busan International Film Festival#House#Believer
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Sounds Proper Comedy Sunday Showcase May 14th at 3PM EST!!! Reserve your free tickets at https://facebook.com/events/s/sounds-proper-comedys-online-s/175824551741946/Awesome line up of some of the best comics on Zoom streaming live on Comedy Hub!
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#comedy #comedyshow #soundspropercomedy #comedyhub #kocomedy #funny #comedians #zoom #sundayshowcase #internationalcomedians #kristineknowlton #colinetches
#comedy#comedy show#Twitch#comedy hub#KO Comedy#kristine knowlton#Colin etches#comedians#international comedy#funny#comedyshow
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Behrooz Dinyarian
My favorite comedy is the stuff that has to do with culture, talks about identity, and experiences...
Q: What have you been up to recently?
A: I just graduated from Knox College in December. Finished up my computer science degree and started a job this week, actually, so there has been a lot going on.
Q: That’s exciting! What job did you start?
A: I’m an associate software engineer.
Q: Congratulations, that’s very exciting! So, being a software engineer is very different from standup. What…
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#av department#behrooz#china#dave chappelle#dinyarian#favorite comedian#Independence day ceremony#india#indian comedian#international comedy#knox collegge#maz jobrani#south asian club at knox#standup comedian#standup comedy#vir das
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in honor of that anon who said jews have done nothing for the world, here’s a non exhaustive list of things we’ve done for the world:
arts, fashion, and lifestyle:
jeans - levi strauss
modern bras - ida rosenthal
sewing machines - isaac merritt singer
modern film industry - carl laemmle (universal pictures), adolph zukor (paramount pictures), william fox (fox film forporation), louis b. mayer (mgm - metro-goldwyn-mayer), harry, sam, albert, and jack warners (warner bros.), steven spielberg, mel brooks, marx brothers
operetta - jacques offenbach
comic books - stan lee
graphic novels - will eisner
teddy bears - morris and rose michtom
influential musicians - irving berlin, stephen sondheim, benny goodman, george gershwin, paul simon, itzhak perlman, leonard bernstein, bob dylan, leonard cohen
artists - mark rothko
actors - elizabeth taylor, jerry lewis, barbara streisand
comedians - lenny bruce, joan rivers, jerry seinfeld
authors - judy blume, tony kushner, allen ginsberg, walter mosley
culture:
esperanto - ludwik lazar zamenhof
feminism - betty friedan, gloria steinem, ruth bader ginsberg
queer and trans rights - larry kramer, harvey milk, leslie feinberg, abby stein, kate bornstein, frank kameny, judith butler
international women's day - clara zetkin
principles of journalizm, statue of liberty, and pulitzer prize - joseph pulitzer
"the new colossus" - emma lazarus
universal declaration of human rights - rene samuel cassin
holocaust remembrance and human rights activism - elie wiesel
workers rights - louis brandeis, rose schneiderman
public health care, women's rights, and children's rights - lillian wald
racial equity - rabbi abraham joshua heschel, julius rosenwald, andrew goodman, michael schwerner
political theory - hannah arendt
disability rights - judith heumann
black lives matter slogan and movement - alicia garza
#metoo movement - jodi kantor
institute of sexology - magnus hirschfeld
technology:
word processing computers - evelyn berezin
facebook - mark zuckerberg
console video game system - ralph henry baer
cell phones - amos edward joel jr., martin cooper
3d - leonard lipton
telephone - philipp reis
fax machines - arthur korn
microphone - emile berliner
gramophone - emile berliner
television - boris rosing
barcodes - norman joseph woodland and bernard silver
secret communication system, which is the foundation of the technology used for wifi - hedy lamarr
three laws of robotics - isaac asimov
cybernetics - norbert wiener
helicopters - emile berliner
BASIC (programming language) - john george kemeny
google - sergey mikhaylovich brin and larry page
VCR - jerome lemelson
fax machine - jerome lemelson
telegraph - samuel finley breese morse
morse code - samuel finley breese morse
bulletproof glass - edouard benedictus
electric motor and electroplating - boris semyonovich jacobi
nuclear powered submarine - hyman george rickover
the internet - paul baran
icq instant messenger - arik vardi, yair goldfinger,, sefi vigiser, amnon amir
color photography - leopold godowsky and leopold mannes
world's first computer - herman goldstine
modern computer architecture - john von neumann
bittorrent - bram cohen
voip internet telephony - alon cohen
data archiving - phil katz, eugene roshal, abraham lempel, jacob ziv
nemeth code - abraham nemeth
holography - dennis gabor
laser - theodor maiman
instant photo sharing online - philippe kahn
first automobile - siegfried samuel marcus
electrical maglev road - boris petrovich weinberg
drip irrigation - simcha blass
ballpoint pen and automatic gearbox - laszlo biro
photo booth - anatol marco josepho
medicine:
pacemakers and defibrillators - louise robinovitch
defibrillators - bernard lown
anti-plague and anti-cholera vaccines - vladimir aronovich khavkin
polio vaccine - jonas salk
test for diagnosis of syphilis - august paul von wasserman
test for typhoid fever - ferdinand widal
penicillin - ernst boris chain
pregnancy test - barnhard zondek
antiretroviral drug to treat aids and fight rejection in organ transplants - gertrude elion
discovery of hepatitis c virus - harvey alter
chemotherapy - paul ehrlich
discovery of prions - stanley prusiner
psychoanalysis - sigmund freud
rubber condoms - julius fromm
birth control pill - gregory goodwin pincus
asorbic acid (vitamin c) - tadeusz reichstein
blood groups and rh blood factor - karl landsteiner
acyclovir (treatment for infections caused by herpes virus) - gertrude elion
vitamins - caismir funk
technique for measuring blood insulin levils - rosalyn sussman yalow
antigen for hepatitus - baruch samuel blumberg
a bone fusion technique - gavriil abramovich ilizarov
homeopathy - christian friedrich samuel hahnemann
aspirin - arthur ernst eichengrun
science:
theory of relativity - albert einstein
theory of the electromagnetic field - james maxwell
quantum mechanics - max born, gustav ludwig hertz
quantum theory of gravity - matvei bronstein
microbiology - ferdinand julius cohn
neuropsychology - alexander romanovich luria
counters for x-rays and gamma rays - robert hofstadter
genetic engineering - paul berg
discovery of the antiproton - emilio gino segre
discovery of cosmic microwave background radiation - arno allan penzias
discovery of the accelerating expansion of the universe - adam riess and saul merlmutter
discovery that black hole formation is a robust prediction of the general theory of relativity - roger penrose
discovery of a supermassive compact object at the center of the milky way - andrea ghez
modern cosmology and the big bang theory - alexander alexandrovich friedmann
stainless steel - hans goldschmidt
gas powered vehicles
interferometer - albert abraham michelson
discovery of the source of energy production in stars - hans albrecht bethe
proved poincare conjecture - grigori yakovlevich perelman
biochemistry - otto fritz meyerhof
electron-positron collider - bruno touschek
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🌍 Do you want to study abroad? Work abroad? Your MC lines show what domain to pursue:
Sun MC: photographer, actor; check the planet ruling your Sun's zodiac sign for more details
Moon MC: nurse, preschool/elementary teacher, childcare worker/nanny, doula, housekeeper
Mercury MC: librarian, language teacher, speech language pathologist, translator, working in academia, journalist, PR agent, receptionist, secretary, architect, economist, comedian
Venus MC: modelling, artist, fashion designer, hairstylist, makeup artist, art director, interior designer, garden designer, florist, wedding planner
Mars MC: surgeon, firefighter, working at the police, sportsman (the type of sport depends on the zodiac sign Mars is in your birth chart, for ex. Mars in Pisces = football, swimming; Mars in Libra = gymnastics); fitness instructor
Jupiter MC: international driver (driving to your Jupiter MC line brings bonusess💰💰), flight attendant, hotel manager, tour guide, philosopher
Saturn MC: general practitioner, dentist, law, working in the Parliament, working in public institutions, business (CEO), historian, construction worker
Uranus MC: STEM (engineering, ecology sciences, biology), electrician, weather presenter, astronomer/astrophysicist, astrologer, sociology, social worker, advocate for human rights/activist
Neptune MC: choreographer, scenographer, film/theater director, actor, ballet dancer, music composer, rehabilitation worker, bartender, yoga instructor, meditation teacher, reiki practitioner
Pluto MC: adult actor, therapist, psychiatrist, any job regarding forensics (detective, toxicologist, forensic accountant etc.), embalmer, funeral director, loan officer, research analyst
🌍 If you have no astrocartography lines passing through the country you lived for most of your life, you probably don't feel at home in that country and have always wanted to relocate to another country
🌍 When you have atleast 2 lines "conjuncting" each other through a certain country, the planet that is more dominant in your birth chart will have a higher effect in astrocartography
🌍 Mercury IC line can show where one of your siblings or cousins relocate at some point during their life
🌍 If you're a girl and you have daddy issues (hey, we don't judge here!!), travelling to Saturn DSC line will likely bring you lots of opportunities of meeting your perfect partner, but also harsh lessons regarding control in a relationship (this is a good line for you to heal your daddy issues)
🌍 If you want to meet your future spouse and you (personally) find international guys attractive, travelling to Jupiter DSC line is a very good idea. Your future spouse might also be a foreigner in that country, just like you :)
🌍 Sun ASC line shows you where you can find your life's purpose. Also your depression:📉📉 0%, while your happiness:📈📈 100% (unless your Sun is in your 8th or 12th house, then the mental health effect is the complete opposite)
🌍 You could give birth on your Moon IC line😳 or your mom could have given birth to you on that line
🌍 Venus ASC line shows you where you could take lots of pictures (of yourself, of the sightseeings). Also, where you could get diabetes where you will want to try every type of sweets you find there
🌍 You will either get very drunk, consume drugs or smoke some weird shit on your Neptune ASC line (pls take care of your health)
🌍 You could randomly meet an ex or someone who resembles your ex while travelling to your Chiron DSC line
#astro#astro community#astrology#astro placements#astro observations#astro posts#astroblr#astro blog#astro notes#astrocartography#zodiac
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#OTD in 1965 – Birth of comedian and actor, Ardal O’Hanlon, in Co Monaghan.
#OTD in 1965 – Birth of comedian and actor, Ardal O’Hanlon, in Co Monaghan.
Ardal O’Hanlon was born in 1965 in Carrickmacross, Co Monaghan, the son of Rory O’Hanlon, a politician and doctor, and has five siblings. RTÉ’s Who do you think you are? programme on Monday 6 October 2008 examined Ardal’s family tree. He discovered that his paternal grandfather, Michael O’Hanlon, a UCD medicine student, had joined the Irish Republican Army during the Irish War of Independence and…
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#Actor#Ardal O&039;Hanlon#Carrickmacross#Co. Monaghan#Comedian#Craggy Island#Dublin#Father Dougal McGuire#Father Ted#International Comedy Cellar#Irish War of Independence#Michael O&039;Hanlon#RTÉ
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Do we make bets on how much longer Twitter will last? I keep flip flopping. But It’s looking pretty dire right now.
#I will be sad to see it go#I use it to stay informed on a lot of things#and I don't know where else I will go for that kind of international feed of news and culture#hell I follow a lot of Aussie authors and comedians and journalists on there#not sure how I will get even that info#I don't think it will last a fortnight at this rate
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