Midnight Pals: Patience
Thomas Disch: neil in the good omens game, is there a way to escape the dungeon without using the wizard's key?
Neil Gaiman: ah! a very good question!
Clive Barker: what? that's a terrible question
Gaiman: ah but there are NO bad questions, clive
Gaiman: curiosity is the rain that waters the seed of knowledge
Debbie Dadey: um excuse me sir neil gaiman but in Good Omens S2E42 aziraphale is shown performing the musubi dachi stance, but everyone knows that angels don't know karate
Dadey:[pushing glasses up nose] i sure hope someone was fired for THAT blunder
Gaiman: ah! a fine observation, thank you for sharing!
Gaiman: so great to communicate with astute readers!
Gaiman: [putting gold star sticker on Dadey's forehead] i'm giving you a gold star for that
Gaiman: in fact
Gaiman: you all get gold stars!
Koontz: oo! i want a gold star
Gaiman: [putting gold star sticker on Koontz's forehead] and so you shall!
King: incredible! nothing flusters him!
Poe: he's unflappable
King: like the world's most patient kindergarten teacher
Barker: no way, i don't buy it
Barker: nobody's THAT patient
Barker: i bet i could get him to snap
Poe: clive
Barker: hey neil i've got a question
Gaiman: yes?
Barker: actually
Barker:this is more of a comment than a question
Gaiman: [sweating, veins in neck pulsing] ah yes, go on
Poe: clive that's going too far
Neil Gaiman: you see dean
Gaiman: you can see anything, do anything
Gaiman: BE anything
Gaiman: without ever leaving home!
Dean Koontz: wowwww
Gaiman: all you have to do is use your super power
Koontz: my super power??
Gaiman: yes
Gaiman: it's called
Gaiman: IMAGINATION!!
Ray Bradbury: it was many years yonder when the open spaces were open and the blue skies were blue, and soda pop cost just a nickel and if you didn't have a nickel a smile would do, when you could see marshmallow dragons and candy corn castles in the clouds and you could do it all with the power of
Dean Koontz: oh yeah imagination, i already know that
Bradbury: and- what
Koontz: yeah, neil gaiman told me
Bradbury:
Ray Bradbury: listen neil i hear you've been going around extolling the power of imagination
Neil Gaiman: ah imagination! the poor man's wealth, the prisoner's release-
Bradbury: zip it bud
Bradbury: there's ONE dream weaver in this town and that's me
Bradbury: the limitless vista of a child's imagination ain't big enough for the both of us!!!
Bradbury: i have more child-like whimsy in my little finger, gaiman!
Bradbury: and i will use it to paint a rainbow of nostalgic vibes that will have you crying!
Bradbury: come at me, neil!! i'll make your childhood fuckin' magical!
Gaiman: wonderful, brilliant! just an excellent threat
Gaiman: the craftsmanship of it was sublime, you should be very proud, ray
Bradbury:
Bradbury: are you
Bradbury: are you being sarcastic?
Poe: i don't think he knows how
Bradbury: you're so genuine, i can't stay mad at you
Gaiman: perhaps, ray, there is room in the world of imagination for the both of us
Gaiman: in fact, maybe there's room for ALL who seek to fly on the wings of a shared dream!
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Writer/Director Clive Barker on the set of the first Hellraiser movie.
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How the heck is there not more talk about Tanith Lee??
Like my gosh, the woman wrote, according to her wiki, 90 books, over 300 short stories, two World Fantasy Awards, and was the first woman to win the British Fantasy Award/Augus Derleth Award and wrote for tv shows.
Like, it's not like she just wrote a heck ton but wasn't very good! She was clearly very good she won awards, and i've read a swath of her stuff across different genres and really enjoyed most of it. I mean that even if not each one has been my cup of tea I can at least appreciate the skill and quite a lot I have truly enjoyed. She's got great prose and style and imagination. Not everything obviously was a banger, but they've all been at least well written, which is harder to come by in writing than you might think.
But nobody ever seems to talk about her?? And I feel like the fantasy crowd on here would really enjoy her stuff. The woman has done stuff in pretty much every genre from what I can see, but I never see her listed on fantasy authors like Clive Barker or Diana Wynne Jones or Neil Gaiman or Terry Pratchett or Diane Duane even though she was writing at the same time and has a similar sort of '80s Doing Cool Stuff with Fantasy vibe' I feel like people who like those authors would enjoy though she's very much her own style of author.
Anyway this was really just me putting out a rant that such a prolific and talented author seems to have fallen by the wayside and I think it's really a shame
Heck she even did a witch-queen fighting againt vampire Snow White a whole decade before Neil Gaiman did his phenomenal Snow Glass Apples and it's also excellent, give a look here:
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HELLRAISER
1987, dir. Clive Barker
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Clive Barker x mcfarlane toys ‘tortured souls’ concept art
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Clive Barker
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Midnight Pals: Bigfoots
Brian Keene: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of crazy bear valley
Keene: so these no-good outlaws are on the run from the law
Keene: but
Keene: they take a wrong turn
Keene: into danger
King: what kind of danger?
Keene: bigfoots
Keene: its a no holds barred war to the death between cowboys and bigfoots
Keene: cowboys, of course, have the advantage of intelligence and speed, as well as firearms
Keene: but the bigfoots have the numbers
Keene: these bigfoots might just tear these cowboys to pieces
Bram Stoker: oh but cowboys!
Keene: whats the matter bram? you kill your cowboys all the time!
Stoker: yeah but
Stoker: i dunno, its different
King: how big are the bigfoots?
Keene: eh pretty normal bigfoot sized, i'd say
King: really? i expected they'd be bigger
King: what about their feet?
Keene: oh well, yeah, their feet are big
Keene: like duh
Keene: obviously
King: wait are their feet big compared to normal feet or big compared to bigfoot feet?
Keene: normal
King: so big compared to our feet?
Keene: yes i
Keene: you know the feet aren't really central to this story
Keene: ok so back to the story
King: wait a second is it bigfoots or bigfeet?
Poe: obviously, it's bigfoots
Barker: what? that's insane edgar. it's obviously bigfeet
King: no no i think edgar's right on this one
Lovecraft: that doesn't make any sense
Keene: so back to the story
Robert E Howard: howdy pardnas
Keene: 2 Gun Bob!
King: it's 2 Gun Bob!
Lovecraft: 2 Gun Bob!
Barker: 2 Gun Bob!
Poe: whoa 2 gun bob!
Stoker: OMG! 2 Gun Bob!
Koontz: 2 Gun Bob!
Howard: i reckon i got somethin' to say on the matter
Howard: when a cowpoke is a-ridin' through bigfoot country, he's gotta have his trusty six iron on his hip
Howard: cuz ya might gotta wrassle some varmints
Keene: you sound like you've had some experience with this
Keene: with fighting bigfoots
Barker: you mean bigfeet
Keene: no
Howard: now if me an' my boys tangled with a posse of bigfoots, we'd give em a taste of the ol' pea shooter
Keene: yeah but see, there's a lot of bigfoots
Keene: way too many to shoot
Howard: i ain't a-bothered, i'm a fast draw
Howard: [twirling six shooter] possibly the fastest
JRR Tolkien: hello lads
King: JRR Tolkien! what are YOU doing here?
Tolkien: well i head something about
Tolkien: BIG FEET
Tolkien: big HAIRY feet perhaps?
Tolkien: big hairy SMELLY feet?
Tolkien: big gross hairy smelly feet with fur????
Keene: the story's not about big feet, it's about bigfoots
Tolkien:
Tolkien: oh
Tolkien: how big are the bigfoots feet?
Keene: normal sized
Tolkien: normal for us or normal for bigfoots?
Keene: you know what i'm just gonna call them sasquatchs going forward
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Baphomet, Peloquin, Shuna Sassi, Vasty Moses, Kinski, Frick, Mexico, The Berserker, Kushnir Day, Leroy Gomm, Scorch, and Lude from the Nightbreed (1990)
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Hellraiser (1987) | dir. Clive Barker
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