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i-like-anything-water · 6 months

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free my girl she's being written against her true canon look at me bbgirl this isn't you

#chloe crack #kinda salt for ml writers idk #fanon chloe tops #on what and whom? ladyb-

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zoe-oneesama · 1 year

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Ladybug has far more patience than I to listen to Chloe’s new annoying catch phrase and not punch her in the face.

Based on Yamai:

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#look I rewatched the first 3rd of Season 5 and all of Chloe's screen time is literally just repeating the same tired point #woman you didn't help even when you WERE called upon #OR when you DID help that was only against akumas CAUSED. BY. YOU.#yeah I shot-for-shot recreated chapter 8 of komi-san can't communicate lol #cracks me up that Ladybug and Yamai are both voiced by Cristina Vee so #my art #anti-chloe #chloe salt #ooc ladybug #haha

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marvellover264 · 7 months

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[Daisy and Phil] : *Sitting in jail*

Daisy: *So, who should we call?"

Phil: "I'd call May, but honestly i feel safer in jail."

#agents of shield #marvel #aos #philinda #melinda may #phil coulson #chloe bennet #incorrect aos quotes #daisyisphilindaskid #daisy johnson #aos crack #mamamayisscary

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generalluxun · 22 days

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Chloe: So, my stupid therapist insisted that I write a play about my life to "Get my thoughts out there" or some nonsense.

Alya: Question, what does this have to do with us?

Chloe: Simple, I've assigned you all roles. Rose, as you're one of the only other blondes in this class, so you get Audrey by default.

Rose: But I don't want to be your mother.

Chloe: Oh good, you already know your first lines!

Pfft okay but that's priceless.

#miraculous ladybug #ask #chloe bourgeois #ml crack #ml dark humor #but also accurate

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miraculousfanworks · 10 months

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Fanfiction Prompt

After one bad customer too many, a retail worker is akumatized. Among their powerset is a scanner that analyzes its target and assigns them a numerical value, which hovers above their head. The problem? It's not clear what criteria targets are being rated on. Chat Noir has the highest recorded rating at 99, while the scanner flat out refuses to rate Ladybug and spits out a noisy error. Everyone else hit has displayed a wide range of seemingly arbitrary numbers. No obvious pattern to it has emerged yet, and at some point in the battle - much to Ladybug's exasperation - civilians started getting hit on purpose as it became a meme to compare numbers and guess what it means. But the real chaos starts when it rates Chloe a zero. Currently she's almost more dangerous than the akuma, on the warpath to figure out what she's being scored on.

Prompt by techRomancer

#miraculous fanworks #miraculous ladybug #ml #miraculous #mlb #writing prompt #prompt #miraculous prompt #ml prompt #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #ladybug #chat noir #cat noir #chloe bourgeois #akumatized villains #crack

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azure-za-raid · 6 months

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Gave her that drip

#azure za raid #we bare bears #wbb #wbb grizz #grizzly bear #wbb panda #panda #wbb ice bear #ice bear #wbb Chloe #chloe park #my art #fanart #memes #crack

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bookloverturnedfangirl · 6 months

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Foul Heart Huntsman Spoilers!!

Alisa opening her mouth gesturing for Roma to pour the alcohol (that was to heal her wounds), will never not be hilarious.

#alisa montagova #she’s funny all the time #foul heart huntsman #Chloe gong #fhh #roma montagov #Roma wasn’t impressed and I’m cracking up #foul heart huntsman spoilers

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motherofplatypus · 9 months

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Miraculous where everything is the same but the holders has a characteristic of their animal.

Gabe would flap flap whenever he send an akuma.

Nino would move so fckng slow.

Chloe and Zoe would buzz randomly.

Marc would scream every morning.

Sabrina would give rabies to anyone she bite.

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backgroundagent3 · 1 year

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May's questioning her life choices...

Part 1.

#agents of shield #aos #aos crack #phillip coulson #daisy johnson #skye #quake #melinda may #the cavalry #philinda #philindaisy #chloe bennet #1.04 eye spy #season 1 #background agent 3

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itmightrain · 12 days

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"Your hologram stumbled into my apartment / Hands in the hair of somebody in darkness / Named Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus / And I just watched it happen"

#.... joe alwyn bisexual???#akdhdhdks WHAT DOES THIS SONG MEAN #taylor swift #ttpd #Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus #why is this cracking me up so much

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alchemistdetective · 3 months

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"Chloe, it says 18+ in this building, but there's only two of us. We can't go in there."

"........."

#muse: rirune #muse: chloe #CRACK #Now here's a question #Do you think there's an 18+ label in Gensokyo?#especially when ages are SUPER WEIRD THERE?#THANKS TO YOUKAI #(Also this is not as accurate Rirune would 100% know what 18+ means ajlsghSJLHDAS)

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i-like-anything-water · 7 months

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okay okay but reverse! chloenette meeting canon! chloenette is funny as fuck because Ladybug would jokingly say they should switch Chloes and Shadybug is like, 'lol why? they're literally the same, except yours is gay for me'

Ladybug: What do you mean the same? HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN MY CHLOE?

Shadybug, confused: Yes? She's suddenly all shy and obedient whenever I talk to her, just like my Chloé.

Ladybug, turning to see her (canon) Chloé being mesmerized by Shadybug from a few meters away:.....

Shadybug: *smirks*

Ladybug, stalking up to her (former number one fan) blonde and crossing her arms: We need to talk.

Canon! Chloé: No thanks. I prefer bad girls now.

Ladybug, offended: You are literally the worst girl I know! A-and *points at Shadybug* that's just me in a different font, damn it!

Meanwhile:

Chat Noir: Should I be worried?

Claw Noir, who's witnessed Shadybug's and Reverse! Chloe's story and doesn't want to get dragged in again: For your sanity, no.

#chloe bourgeois #chloenette #marinette dupain cheng #chloenette crack #chlonette #reverse!chlonette #emonette #shadybug #reverse!chloe #claw noir #chat noir #platonic shadynoir #miraculous ladybug

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typingwithmyhandstied · 8 months

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I just remembered the FLF fanfiction I wrote a few months ago that will NEVER see the light of day. I will share the fact that Oliver tried to shoot Silas for being a triple agent and shot Phoebe acidentally.

#phoebe was trying to save silas if that makes sense #i am like 75% sure that phoebe threatened to shoot celia if oliver shot silas i think i was trying to write crack not sure tho #foul lady fortune #foul heart huntsman #secret shanghai #chloe gong #phoebe hong #silas wu #oliver hong #i will probably second guess myself and delete this later

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miraculousdeservesbetter2024 · 4 months

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For the 3 ships ask thing, as a fan of some of the rarest of rarepairs, I'm obligated to ask:

Juleka x Chloé

Alya x Sabrina

Felix x Alix

Juleka x Chloe

👎

Eh, heard the crack ship before, but still not quite sold. Don’t get the appeal too much. Heck, I get the appeal of Rose x Chloe more than Juleka x Chloe.

Alya x Sabrina

👍

I don’t care too much about it, but I don’t dislike it. I’ve seen this one user ship them and make art for them once.

Felix x Alix

👎

Forget it. I think Alix’s would kick his ass the minute she found out what he’s done. She deserves better anyways.

#crack ships #chloe bourgeois #juleka couffaine #sabrina raincomprix #alya cesaire #felix fathom #alix kubdel #mlb shipping #shipping #miraculous ladybug #ml #mlb #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #miraculousbeezcentral #shipping salt

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generalluxun · 6 months

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Vegas Chlonette. Ten years post series and Chloe hasn't had any contact with Paris. One night, she goes to Vegas and wakes up naked in bed with a naked Marinette, with a splitting headache, a ring on her finger, and the phrase "Property of Marinette Dupain-Cheng surrounded by hearts and ladybugs tattooed to her butt.

No contact for ten years?

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Chloé stared at the tattoo. She hadn't been too worried about the other lump in the bed this morning, or even the ring. A hard night was a hard night, and Vegas weddings were a lark with very loose annulment clauses.

That name jumped out at her though. THAT name was not something she could handle, sitting on a toilet, on a Saturday morning too bright to be legal.

Chloé finished in a rush, wrapped herself in a towel, then tiptoed back out into the room. There she shimmied into her dress, stepped into her heels -other clothes could wait- and ran out the door with her purse just as the form knotted in the covers began to stir.

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Marinette shifted in the sheets. She was feeling the most relaxed she had in ages. The lazy warmth of the bedding helped keep all the reasons she had come to Vegas at baya little bit longer. Last night was a welcome void, a buffer of blissful disconnect in a mind too full too often. The happy half-state slowly came into focus, promoted by an uncomfortable pressure under her side. Something hard that was becoming insistent the more she awoke.

Marinette sat up and fished the offending...phone... Out from under herself. She squinted at the light streaming through the golden curtains. Gold? She could have sworn they were blue when she checked in. She fished for her glasses on the nightstand as she unlocked her phone, getting a perturbed little vibration from it for her efforts. She tried again, then a third time. Finally, glasses in place, she looked down at it to see what was the matter.

"This is not my phone," She announced to the empty room.

She didn't panic. Young Marinette had been prone to panic. Adult Marinette considered the situation.

She seemed to be alone.

Nothing hurt.

It might not be her hotel, but it was a hotel. That meant surveillance.

She was still in her panties. That was somewhat value neutral, as she wasn't in anything else.

The phone might have been left to check up on her.

No Tikki. She still remembered leaving her little Kwami back at the hotel. No Ladybug for one night. Self care.

Marinette told herself there was every chance a good Samaritan had just deposited her here, and it was best to work with that until she had cause to think otherwise.

Marinette found her own phone on the nightstand. She she lifted it a golden ring with the largest diamond she had ever seen on it made itself known among her collection of charms. A VERY GOOD Samaritan, she rationalized

She had a score and more of mixed texts from multiple people, but before she could dive in her awakening body let her know it had urgent needs. Marinette scrambled to the bathroom, still working from a good place until she sat on the pot and looked down.

Low across her abdomen, previously hidden by her panty line, was a tattoo of a pair of stylized sunglasses over the words, 'Chloé was here.'

#ask #prompt #ficlet #chlonette #miraculous ladybug #chloe bourgeois #marinette dupain cheng #ml fanfic #ml crack

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miraculousfanworks · 10 months

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Fanfiction Prompt

Everyone knows that Adrien, as a model (and as a child of a psychotically controlling lunatic), must follow a strict diet. But what they DON'T know is that he is allowed two (2) cheat days a month. Chloe was never interested, but now that he has OTHER friends, suddenly he has people to share things with. Marinette, Alya, and Nino get to experience a day of Adrien's Full Force cheat day hedonism. When breakfast STARTS with Cheesecake stuffed waffles, you know it's going to be wild. Also, how much can Marinette stuff into her purse for Tikki before someone notices...

Prompt by Tiwaz

#miraculous fanworks #miraculous ladybug #ml #miraculous #mlb #writing prompt #prompt #miraculous prompt #ml prompt #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #chloe bourgeois #alya cesaire #nino lahiffe #tikki #crack

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