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queennicoleinboots · 2 months

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Hatari 2024

(sequel to "Patches' Nightmare")

Garfield, Kissy, Nugget, Patches, and Peter greeted me as Kurt ushered me away from Queen Megen Ace, King Bruce Ace's wife, not the Queen Megen that was going to appear in the future and take over the catering operation. Garfield, Patches, and Kissy meowed a few times. Nugget barked several times.

"What the fuck do these cats want?!" King Dark Chocolate Blueberry Gummy Bear screamed. "What does that dog want?!"

"God only knows-" Lindsay started to say.

Someone called King Dark Chocolate Blueberry Gummy Bear's number. He picked up the phone. "Hello?!"

"Is this King Simmons?" some goofy man asked slowly. He sounded like a country version of Scooby Doo.

"No. You have the wrong number," King Dark Chocolate Blueberry Gummy Bear said flatly as he stared straight ahead.

"Are you sure? I'm looking for KING SIMMONS," the country Scooby Doo repeated.

"Yes I'm sure! Get yo country ass off my fuckin' phone!" King Dark Chocolate Blueberry Gummy Bear shouted before he turned his phone into a chocolate bar. He ate that chocolate bar.

Garfield and Kissy meowed a few times. Nugget barked several times. Patches meowed a long meow.

"I fed them! I gave them water! I hosed their shit and piss off in a landfill! What the fuck do they want?! Vanille! Pet Garfield, please! He's meowing near me!" King Napoleon-covered Cherry Gummy Bear screamed.

I rubbed up against Garfield and said, "Quit! I'm busy!"

Peter bleated loudly. Nugget barked again.

"Happy Relationship Day, and Happy Fucking Birthday, Uncle Evan!" I screamed before I growled at him.

My Uncle Evan, a short man with a bald head, a gray goatie, gray eyes, and a pointy nose appeared with a huge pot of spaghetti and meatballs. "Thank you. I brought spaghetti and meatballs," he said in a pleasant voice.

"Oh sure! This gentleman gets a birthday on the same day as Relationship Day. Fuck it. I'm eating rice," Cody said as he walked toward us before he walked away from us backwards. He added turkey and gravy to his rice and ate again. Hot damn that dog was hungry.

"Did you bring chicken nuggets?" Nugget asked Uncle Evan.

"Yes, I brought chicken nuggets. I remembered to do that after I yelled at the yellow spoon that refused to go in the goddamn drawer for 20 fucking minutes," Uncle Evan said in a flat tone. "Fuck that shit. It can stay on the floor."

A clone of Uncle Evan walked like a robot and brought a 20"x12" pan of chicken nuggets to us.

Peter bleated before he trotted away and started eating many leaves from the trees. He was bleating between bites.

Elephants were making their own holiday commotion. They were arguing, stomping, drinking water, and eating.

John Wayne shot at them.

The elephants bellowed in unison one more time before they traveled together to another watering hole to continue to bitch.

"Ugh. The holidays are dramatic enough. We don't need the elephants to add to the drama that is Relationship Day and family gatherings," John Wayne commented. He reloaded his shotgun. "This shit is a fucking joke, bro."

A rhino ran at us and wanted more drama.

Nugget and Lindsay took the pan from the clone of Uncle Evan and ate the nuggets.

The rhino ran past Nugget and Lindsay.

"Sis, I'm sorry for causing you issues earlier. There was too much bullshit going on during the Christmas holidays," Nugget said.

"I forgive you," Lindsay said as she fed him a chicken nugget.

Patches meowed with joy.

"Hot dammit," John Wayne said as he shot at the rhino. "I can't get away from it. He's a big one. Take your time with him, Pockets!"

"Yes, Bwana. I'll be careful, Bwana," Pockets said as he chased the rhino around while doing a monkey walk. Pockets was a literal circus clown without the outfit, hair, and make-up.

The rhino chased Kurt around.

"You're supposed to chase HIM around," John Wayne said.

"Tell him that!" Kurt screamed as he climbed the same tree Peter was eating off of.

"Casa Camba!" Pockets screamed at the rhino.

"Casa Camba!"John Wayne also screamed at the rhino.

"RILEY!" I sang. "The Ace of Riddling," I added.

Riley the Ace of Riddling scarfed the remainder of the turkey and rice from the table before barking 28 times. Then, he went out of his way to exist elsewhere and eat chicken nuggets. Duke the Ace of Dodging barked 28 times and followed him before eating a huge turkey leg. Nugget continued to eat chicken nuggets.

"Crazy ass dogs," Peter said as he shook his head and bleated. "I wish Tug were here. He was normal."

Then we heard a familiar howl as a familiar basenji charged up near the tree where Kurt and Peter were located.

"TUG! You have returned!" Peter said with an excited bleat.

"Hello, Dad," Tug said as he wrapped his body around Peter's leg. "Happy Birthday, Uncle Evan!"

"Thanks, Tug! Would you like some spaghetti and meatballs and chicken nuggets?!" Uncle Evan asked.

"YEAH I WOULD!" Tug shouted as he raced over to my uncle.

Uncle Evan then poured the spaghetti and meatballs onto a plate, and the mountain of spaghetti and meatballs grew so high that it consumed all of us.

Nugget floated above the spaghetti and meatball mountain and spun in a circle in the sky. An angel played with Nugget's black curly tail, and Nugget spun around and chased the angel and his own tail. He barked repeatedly in the process of spinning. He spun so fast that the spaghetti and meatball mountain unraveled and opened a portal to the sixth dimension.

#family #fiction #food #animals #hatari #john wayne

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seabreeze2022 · 3 months

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Tanzania Safari 2024, Part 6.

Leaving Ngorongoro Crater Park, we travel west past many Maasai villages. The Maasai are a herding tribe, whose life revolves around cows and goats. The huts you see are made of sticks and cow dung. Each village will have a protective corral lined on the outside with thorny acacia branches to keep lions out. Maasai warriors will take on a lion using only a spear to protect a cow.

In the early days, a Maasai boy who wanted to become a warrior had to kill a lion with his spear. That is now outlawed, but Lions respect anyone wearing the traditional red and yellow wrap the Maasai wear.

We did a quick restroom break at the monument to Earliest Man. The Olduvai Gorge is considered the “cradle of humankind.” Dr. Leaky and his wife found evidence of two hominin species of man dating back 1.84 million years.

Small world, our travel companion Ruth, casually mentioned that she had met Dr. Leaky once.

It's scenes like this when one of us would say, “This kind of makes me think I am in Africa.” Such iconic scenery, that we could not help it.

Another zebra wanted a piggyback ride but the ride was closed.

Lake Manyara Park promotes itself as having the only tree-climbing lions. Not so, this girl was in the Ndutu Conservation Area. The lake in the background is Lake Ndutu.

After finding these girls lounging around with full bellies. We went to our camp. The Lamala Ndutu mobile tent camp was probably our favorite camp for several reasons. Not as fancy as the Lamala camp in the Serengeti we will stay at later. But this really gave us the feeling of being a part of the early safari history. I was waiting for Dr. Livingston to walk in, followed by his porters.

This is Ruth coming into camp, she becomes affectedly called “Bibi”, which is Swahili for Grandmother. She was treated in camp as though she was the actual grandmother of each of the staff.

This is the main camp and dining area.

Here is the camp manager, Kasiga (on the left), as we are welcomed with fresh juice.

Each time you come to a new camp the camp manager welcomes you and explains the camp rules, layout, and eating times. At this Ndutu camp, we can travel without escort to or from our tent ONLY during the daytime. After dark we have to use the VHF radio in our room to call for our Maasai escort.

We have tent 5 which has two bedrooms, separated by a common area with a couch. Here Nancy is relaxing with a glass of wine in her bathrobe on the front porch. As a young giraffe walked around the edge of the camp.

One of the Maasai nighttime escorts is helping to get the evening fire going for the guests. Did you see the young giraffe on the right side of the photo? Animals just wander through camp. We are warned to keep our eyes open and head on a swivel when walking to and from our tent. At this camp with the thin canvas walls, we would hear lions call all night.

Hanging out at the main tent, while the outdoor fire is getting started.

This is our bedroom and bathroom. When we get back to the camp each evening, we arrange for our “talking shower.”

After coming back to camp after a dusty ride in the bush. We arrange to take a “talking shower” in 15 minutes. When you are ready for the shower. You “tell” the staff who is just on the other side of the tent wall. Then he puts hot water in a canvas bag and then hauls it up by rope and pully. Which provides enough head pressure for the shower. Once the staff has raised the bag up, he “tells” you it is ready. You simply pull down on the wooden toggle to turn on the shower then pull the opposite toggle to turn it off. No choice in temperature, just ON or OFF.

This is the dining room during lunch. Raffy eats many meals with us, which gives us a chance to learn more about him and his culture.

The first night's dinner was well attended. A birthday cake was brought out. Then the staff broke into the typical “Jambo Bwana” song. Clapping and singing in Swahili. Raffy interpreted the song for us. It is a song where the staff basically tell their guest, “Hello…no worries….all are welcome.”

At first, Nancy and Ruth were content with clapping in rhythm with the song while seated. But then they got up and joined in the conga line.

Below is the original song from 1982 in Swahili, by “Them mushrooms” from Kenya:

Jambo, jambo Bwana (Hello, hello Sir) Habari gani (How are you?) Mzuri sana (Very fine) Wageni, mwakaribishwa (Foreigners, you’re welcome) Kenya yetu, hakuna matata (Our Kenya has no problems)

Kenya nchi nzuri, hakuna matata (Kenya is a nice country, there are no problems) Nchi ya maajabu, hakuna matata (Country of wonder, there are no problems) Nchi yenye amani, hakuna matata (Country of peace, there are no problems)

Watu wote, hakuna matata (Everybody, there are no problems) Wakaribishwa, hakuna matata (All are welcome, there are no problems) Hakuna matata, hakuna matata (There are no problems, there are no problems)

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......Rumi 8:28, 31......

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nelson-riddle-me-this · 5 years

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Rant - 2.18.19 . . . . . .

Tonight I hung out with 3 Film majors, and it was weird. They were nice and generally good company, but I had a few misgivings. The girl in our group smokes and smoked a bunch. We were at her apartment and she asked if the smell or whatever would bother any of us and I lightly said I didn’t love it, but also like what was I gonna say - “Uh yeah, I ask that you don’t smoke in your apartment which I am a 1st-time guest in, and oh btw smoking is idiotic and wasteful and toxic and I hate that you do it at all and have a lotta my respect for you based on that behavior alone”???

The culture of Film majors is weird. I get that talking about films is kinda their thing and asking if you’ve seen X or Y movie is a natural part of that, but there’s a point at which it’s overwhelming. Once one’a them asked why I hadn’t said much for a while and I replied that I’d never heard of most of the movies they were talking about and didn’t have much to add to the conversation. They were kind and asked me about some of the movies I like after that. I appreciate them doing so, but it also the whole culture of being up on ALL THESE FILMS and so many of them newer is exhausting and I just can’t keep up with it.

We watched this movie called A Ghost Story (2017) and I was really not into it. They had kind of a point, but even then it was dull dark, ‘artsy’ nihlism. It was too slow. I don’t need to watch Rooney Mara grief-eat a pie in real-time for a whole 4-minutes. Like what the hell is that crap? And none of us talked during the movie. It was weird. I grew out of having everyone be quiet during movies a long time ago.

Like I get that I definitely have my tastes, which in some ways are very narrow, and that I am often too-exclusively weighted towards Old Hollywood movies with nicely bow-tied plots. These Film majors weren’t dismissive or anything towards my tastes, but they’re so into this whole world of film that I could never catch up on or truly be a part of even if I devoted myself. That’s part’a the reason I’m not a real Classical music nerd - it’s this world that I would never feel really competent in. There’s so much of it out there, and so many works - it’s so hellin’damn intimidating. I like pieces here and there - I like highly-programatic music, esp. impressionists, but even then I’m not deep in them. I don’t feel like it’s a thing that can belong to me.

I don’t feel like these people I hung out with tonight belonged with me or me with them... not truly. I’m generally slow to make friends and very picky in doing so. I have one friend out here I know I belong with, and I want to hang out with him more.

And I swear if I hear someone else utter the word “Criterion” I’m gonna swing my dustbuster at their throat.

#personal #rant #call me judgmental #call me irresponsible #call me bwana #not out here s'portin' bob hope #but it fit

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libraryofva · 6 years

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Recent Acquisition - Ephemera Collection

Rockbridge Theatre, Buena Vista, Va. September 19-20-21 Movie guide & brochure.

#Buena Vista #Virginia #VA #movie #movies #movie theater #Bob Hope #Call Me Bwana #1960s #africa #comedy #vintage #ephemera

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papermoonloveslucy · 7 years

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LUCY’S SAFARI

S1;E22 ~ March 3, 1969

Directed by Jack Donohue ~ Written by Milt Josefsberg and Ray Singer

Synopsis

When a rare Gorboona escapes from the zoo, Lucy, Harry and the kids help a big game hunter (Howard Keel) trap him!

Regular Cast

Lucille Ball (Lucy Carter), Gale Gordon (Harrison Otis Carter), Lucie Arnaz (Kim Carter), Desi Arnaz Jr. (Craig Carter)

Guest Cast

Howard Keel (Stanley Livingston, a Big Game Hunter) was discovered by Oscar Hammerstein II during auditions for John Raitt's replacement in Broadway's Carousel in 1946. After that, he also went on to play Curly in Oklahoma! He is probably best remembered for his role in MGM's Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (1954), a film that was mentioned on “I Love Lucy.” On TV he played Clayton Farlow on “Dallas” (1981-91). This is his only appearance with Lucille Ball. Keel died in 2004.

According to the Unique Employment Agency's file card on Livingston, he is 6'4” tall, 220 lbs, dark hair, blue eyes, and single. He has spent many years living in Africa.

Janos Prohaska (Gorboona) was an actor, stunt man, and animal imitator who is probably best remembered as the talking cookie-mad bear on “The Andy Williams Show” (1969) although due to his thick Hungarian accent, his voice was dubbed. He first played a simian on “Lucy and the Monkey” (TLS S5;E12). This is the first of three times playing animals on “Here’s Lucy.” Prohaska died in a plane crash in 1974.

The Gorboona escaped from the Topanga Zoo. A Gorboona is a rare, nearly extinct, cross between a GORilla and a baBOON.

Lucy, Desi Jr., and Lucie were on the cover of TV Guide the week this show premiered.

Lucille Ball was so hoarse from rehearsing the jungle mating call that she nearly lost her voice. This show is not a favorite of anyone involved in the episode. Not to mention many who weren't!

Howard Keel's character is named Stanley Livingston so that Lucy (and later Harry) can say the iconic line “Mr. Livingston, I presume” a paraphrase of “Dr. Livingstone, I presume.” Doctor David Livingstone was a 17th century missionary and explorer in central Africa, the first European to see Victoria Falls. When reporter H.M. Stanley finally found him in 1871, he supposedly greeted him with “Dr. Livingstone, I presume?” In 1939, a film called Stanley and Livingstone was released, starring Spencer Tracy as Stanley and Cedric Hardwicke as Livingstone. The quote was included in the film and is majorly responsible for its continued use today.

Livingston tells Lucy that back in Africa he was enamored of an athletic (though feminine) woman named Rachel Weatherby, who could single-handedly skin and quarter a buffalo.

Lucy reluctantly tells the handsome and eligible Mr. Livingston that Kim is 16 and Craig is 15.

Lucy tells Mr. Livingston that back home she used to work for a blacksmith – handing him the horses! She is likely bragging to impress Mr. Livingston and vanquish his memories of Miss Weatherby. [A blacksmith? In this episode it could very well be true!]

There is a $10,000 reward for the safe return of the Gorboona. It was last seen in the Topanga Canyon. Topanga Canyon is located in western Los Angeles County, California, in the Santa Monica Mountains, between Malibu and the city of Los Angeles.

Lucy calls Mr. Livingston “bwana,” an East African word for boss or master. In 1963 Bob Hope starred in the safari movie Call Me Bwana.

Livingston demonstrates the mating call of the Gorboona, which in reality has the same melody as "Indian Love Call," from Oscar Hammerstein II and Otto Harbach's operetta Rose Marie. Lucy echos him (off key) and says “That is pretty.” Not coincidentally, Howard Keel starred in the 1954 film version.

The Jungle Dance was choreographed by Jack Baker and Anita Mann. In the DVD introduction to the episode, Desi Arnaz Jr. says that the dance sequence had him wearing “some of the worst clothes of the entire series.” At least Kim and Craig get to show off what they do best: Craig drums and Kim does a dance solo. As usual, Lucy turns the dance into an ad lib free-for-all that features a Charleston! When the Garboona appears, Lucy and the creature Tango together.

Harry's dance steps conjure up a rain storm that only falls on him – not once but twice. The rule on “Here’s Lucy” is that where there's water, Harry will get wet. Earlier in the episode, he was the only one to fall in the creek when swinging across it on a vine.

“Dr. Livingston, I presume” was first uttered by Lucy Ricardo in “Never Do Business With Friends” (ILL S2;E31) when Lucy 'discovers' Ricky through the laundry lines before begging him for a new washing machine.

The costumes for the dance are reminiscent of what Claude Akins wore as the Giant Native in “Desert Island” (ILL S6;E8). When Harry is told to look for footprints but only discovers those of Livingston, it is very similar to when Lucy tracked the footprints of a Giant Native only to discover they were Ethel's!

The Topanga Canyon area is verdant, but it is not a jungle!

After being shot with the tranquilizer gun, Lucille Ball does a slow motion run from the Gorboona, including a slow motion swing on a vine. Why would the vine also be in slow motion? Was it also affected by the tranquilizer? Just one of many unanswered questions in this fantasy fiasco of an episode!

“Lucy’s Safari” rates 1 Paper Heart out of 5

This episode is more like a live action Saturday morning kids show than a primetime sitcom. The premise is unbelievable, silly, and (worst of all) rarely funny. With all the show’s musical episodes, it is a shame that Lucille Ball wasted singer Howard Keel's only appearance in a non-musical episode.

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sunshinesweetling · 3 years

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Another daily dose of casual conversations between me and Emily @emiijemii

Emily- Y/n

Me- The Darkling

Y/n: Hello world I’m your wild girl-

*The Darkling raises an eyebrow in annoyance*

Y/n: -I’m your ch-ch-ch-ch-cherrybomb

(She slightly shimmies her shoulders with the “ch-ch-ch-“)

Darkling: Y/N sit down and be quiet before I feed you to the Volcra on our next trip across the fold.

Y/n: 👀-

Y/n: Bet

D: Excuse me?

Y/n: At least they’ll appreciate me for the delicious snack that I am

Ivan: *chokes*

D: *smirking* If you truly want to be fed to the Volcra I’m sure I can arrange that on our next trip across the fold. I don’t really care either way.

Y/n: *shrugs* I don’t want anything, but if that’s what you’re gonna do then it is what it is

D: Are you not afraid to die?

Y/n: Have you met my generation?

D: *rolls eyes* Yes I’m training them. They’re stupid.

Y/n: No, we just really don’t care

D: At least it makes you good soldiers

Y/n: *mumbles*...great, good for you 😑

D: *smirks because he knows he won the argument* It is. Now sit down and shut up before I follow through with that plan.

Y/n: You should be careful... You have a bunch of kids with advanced abilities- and I don’t know about them, but me personally? Where I’m from, we were raised on the Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter- Oh, and have gone through school shootings like it’s normal, during school we live with the same amount of stress psych ward patients had about 60-70 years ago, and have dealt with a global pandemic...If you think backwards looking dragon who’s afraid of daylight is going to scare me, you’re hilarious 😁

D: *raises an eyebrow* challenge accepted

Y/n: Oh come on, like you would actually waste an entire trip to the fold just on one little person. Unlike everyone else here, you don’t scare me, Shadow Man. *turns and walks towards the doors*

D: *Shrugs* your right but I could just toss you into the dungeons until the next trip across the fold or I could cut you in two.

Y/n: *can’t help but giggle as she reaches the doors* I love how this started from me absentmindedly singing *shakes her head*

D: I prefer silence when I’m working.

Y/n: I didn’t even realize I was doing it- okay, fine- Yes Bwana, yes *bows twice* *spins around trying to get around the guards at the door*

D: Maybe I was wrong about your generation. You can’t even address me properly *rolls eyes*

Y/n: Ooo, strike one! *turns to face him placing her hands behind her back*

Y/n, adds: Keep trying. You might actually hit the ball this time. *grins*

D: What are you going on about now?

Y/n: *gives a soft chuckle* Nothing...just having a little fun *smiles, glancing at the floor for a moment* There’s your answer, by the way.

D: *rolls eyes* get out before I kill you.

Y/n: *smiles softly* Yes, Bwana. *steps between the guards trying to leave*

D: *to Ivan* I’m going to kill her one of these days I swear

Y/n, walking down the corridor: *smiles, overhearing him* You enjoy it and you know it!

*calls over her shoulder, her voice carrying through the corridor, slightly echoing*

D: Doesn’t mean I won’t kill you

Y/n: *whirls around in the middle of the corridor* So you do like me!

D: *signing a document* I don’t like anybody. Now shoo, you’re being a pest.

*Y/n stays put out in the corridor*

Y/n, in a sing-song voice: You’re lyinggg *grins, thoroughly enjoying this as her words softly echo into his study*

D: I thought I told you to go away? Ivan remove the pest

Y/n: I am removed! I’m out in the corridor *spins around once, her black kefta flowing around her* Last time I checked, the corridor was fair game.

*Y/n takes full notice of how he didn’t deny that he was lying*

D: Pest. Ivan take her to visit Baghra. Maybe the old woman can straighten her out.

Y/n: Baby. I’ve already seen her once today!

D: So go visit her again.

Y/n: No!

*steps backwards as Ivan steps out of the study and into the corridor so Y/n throws out her hands casting ice at Ivan’s feet freezing them to where he stands mid stride outside the doorway*

Y/n: You just had to kill the moment didn't you

D: I gave you an order. Now follow it.

Y/n: Alright...but if I leave, how will you know if I actually went to go see Baghra? I could’ve gone to the kitchens or my room or to hang out with the children in their class out by the lake!

Y/n adds, jokingly, to poke fun: I think it would be so much more fun if you made me.

D: *growls* and I think it would be more fun to let Ivan kill you.

Y/n: Honey, he’s frozen to the floor. *glances over at Ivan with a smile, watching my try to pull himself out of the ice with no avail*

Y/n: I’d love to see how that goes.

D: *rolls eyes* He’s a Heartrender you imbecile. All he needs are use of his hands

Y/n: Oh yes, thank you for reminding me- *she throws out her hands, opening her palm, casting more ice at Ivan, creating a frozen cocoon around him from the waist down, locking his arms in the ice by his sides*

*Y/n smiles, beaming at D, completely ignoring Ivan’s frustrated groaning*

*Y/n giggles scrunching her nose*

D: *Growls storming into the hall* Let’s go. *grabs her by the arm* I’ve had enough of you

Y/n: Bye Ivan!

Ivan: W-What?

Y/n: *bites her lip trying not to giggle anymore as D pulls her down the hall*

D: *over his shoulder to another Oprichniki* Have an Inferni melt the ice and a healer tend to him. I’ll be back in a bit.

D: *to Y/n* you’re turning out to be more trouble than you’re worth.

*Y/n stops, yanking her arm from his grip*

Y/n: I’m only playing and teasing, Shadow Man. When was the last time someone wasn’t utterly terrified of you and cracked a joke around you?- And besides, I never expected you to be one to back down from a challenge.

D: I’m not but you’re grating on my last nerve.

Y/n: So sue me, I enjoy it *she raises her arm for him to grab again*

D: *looks at her arm, then back at her* let’s just go. I have important work to do.

Y/n: Where are we going?

D: I’m bringing you to your room.

Y/n: Are you grounding me? *tries not to smile*

D: Putting you on house arrest.

Y/n: So, you are grounding me. *Y/n feels his grip on her arm tighten as he drags her through the little castle*

Y/n, mumbles to herself with a smile: I’m gonna love the peace and quiet…

D: that makes two of us

*Y/n laughs heartily, almost tripping as she tries to keep up with D*

Y/n: Oh you’ll miss me. I’m the only one in this castle that talks to you like a normal person.

Y/n: I may drive you crazy sometimes, but you like it.

D: If that’s what you think then you’re clearly delusional

Y/n: Am I? *giggles* Not 5 minutes ago, you inadvertently admitted that you enjoy our little arguments and banter and you didn’t deny it when I called you a liar for saying you don’t like anyone!

D: I didn’t say I did either. You still have a lot to learn little girl

Y/n: I’m not trying to say you have feelings for me if that's what you think.

D: I wasn’t thinking that. Where did you even get that idea?

Y/n: I’m only clarifying, just in case.

*Y/n notices the stares of other grishas watching The Darkling personally drag her up the stairs*

Y/n mutters this quietly, thinking it’s in her head: Does raise a question, though…

D: what?

*Y/n snaps her attention to D as they reach the top of the first staircase*

Y/n: Pardon?

D: Nothing. Ignore them. They don’t know how to mind their own business

Y/n: Can’t really blame them. I’d probably stare too, seeing you personally drag somebody around the castle instead of a pair of your Oprichniki dragging them.

D: Considering you froze one of them in the middle of the hallway and refused to listen when I told you to go away. A personal escort was needed

Y/n: You’re just so much fun to mess with. *bites her lip trying to contain herself*

D: *mutters* You’re generation really is stupid. *opens door to room and shove her inside* stay here until your lesson with Baghra tomorrow. Until then this door stays shut.

Y/n: Yes Bwana, yes.

*Y/n interrupts him before he could respond*

Y/n: by the way, it’s not my generation it’s just me. Because I am the only one who behaves like this around you. Everyone else is either too busy being afraid or trying to impress you.

D: *smiling the tiniest bit* Brave choice. Still a stupid one. Good night Y/n

Y/n: *smiles* Goodnight D...enjoy your peace and quiet.

D: I plan too. *closes door*

Y/n calls through the door: I hope the boot-licking, suck-up’s don’t give you too much of a big head!

Y/n, to herself: If they do, I’ll pop him like a balloon when I get out of here…

D: Good luck trying little girl!

Y/n: How did you even hear that last part?! Are you standing right outside my door?- thats creeeepy!

D: *walking away* I hear everything!

Y/n: You WERE!

D: Believe what you want, good night pest!

Y/n: So are you, but you’re such a baby

*Y/n bites her lip, successfully not giggling to herself as she waits for his reaction*

D: *smirking* Funny coming from a child centuries younger than me

*Y/n smiles and pulls the door open more, leaning against the doorframe*

Y/n: 1. You’re a man so it’s a give-in, 2. You can’t handle someone absentmindedly singing, or trying to playing with you, tease you, you tattle on me to Ivan- you’re whiney little baby.

D: *keeps walking over his shoulder* Maybe I do enjoy it but don’t want anyone to know

*Y/n smiles then catches her bottom lip between her teeth to hide it even though he’s not looking*

Y/n: I know...maybe I enjoy making it harder for you

D: I know you do. Doesn’t make it any less annoying

*Y/n giggles*

Y/n, calls after him: Yes, but Saints, you’re so entertaining when you’re all worked up.

D: *smirks and looks back at her* ya know that’s usually what someone says to a person they have feelings for. See you in a few days Y/n. Enjoy the peace and quiet. *disappears around a corner*

*Y/n stares wide eyed at the corner he disappeared around, her face flushed*

Y/n: Oh, bite me. *she grumbled, in case he’s still listening around the corner and goes back into her room*

D: *smirks as he walks back into his office*

#grishaverse #grishaverse netflix #shadow and bone #the darkling #alina starkov #malyen oretsev #zoya nazyalensky #darkling x reader #casual conversation #genya safin #leigh bardugo #Grisha #shadow summoner

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heritierkasanda · 3 years

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and by now, the bags under my eyes have become too heavy to bear. My body has been bathed in the snot and tears of the family I love and strangers who have become familiar. Entangled with memories of your face, your laughter and your kindness we all came together and paid tribute to you.

You are my sister, my mentor and my friend. I watched you go from a sarcastic little black kid into becoming a strong and proud negress queen. I look back and it's daunting how far we've come. We've stolen mangos and avocados from the dusty backyards of neighbours in Lusaka. We've created families, and shared moments to make even our ancestors set aside their pride and become gleeful. We've felt pain. You more than some. and most of all we've felt love and at times even stumbled into it. Now here we are. Without each other. It burns yet its cold, I want to scream and curse but my body has given out. But. Even now I look around the place I call home which has become a sanctuary for the many who have come and gone. Some stay longer than others and some never leave. Filled with spontaneous gospel concerts, midnight snores, greedy neices that never share their chocolates with their uncle and worst of all aunties who seek nothing more but to marry you off to their daughters who you've never met. But now. I know that I don't have to carry you alone. Thank you, for making me brave. You were and are an aspect of me. If not me, you live on in the people around me now.

Lay in peace my dear sister

Wenda na bwana. uko pamoja nami kila wakati. maumivu yananifanya nipofu lakini kwa upendo wako nimeona

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sickhumor · 3 years

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Dad jokes (jokes from kids) from about 30 years ago.

for sale, cheap. No strings attached.

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Mutt: What’s the easiest way to catch a ﬁsh?

Jeff: Have someone throw it to you.

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Frank: What do you call a horrible dream in which ferocious animals are attacking you?

N. Stein: A bitemare.

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Moe: Did you hear about the man who bought snow tires for his car?

Joe: No. What happened?

Moe: They melted before he got home.

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Lonny the lifeguard: Why should you never swim on an empty stomach?

Sonny the surfer: Because it’s easier to swim in water.

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Jim: What’s the favorite song of the mothers of triplets?

Tim: l don’t know. What?

Jim: “Born Three.”

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The tourist returned to his hotel after sightseeing. “I’m sorry,” he said to the clerk behind the desk, “but my memory’s awful. Could you tell me what room I’m in.”

“Certainly,” the clerk replied. “You’re in the lobby.”

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Teacher: Claude, you copied answers ﬁrom Maude’s paper during the test yesterday, didn’t you?

Claude: Yes, but how did you find out?

Teacher: Maude’s answer to N0. 10 says, “I don't know," and yours says, “I don’t either."

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Bwana: What did the elephant say when he lost his trunk?

Donna: l don’! know. What?

Bwana: Tusk, tusk.

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Curly: What kind of stories do bald-headed men enjoy best?

Moe: I don’t know. What kind?

Curly: Hair-raising stories, of course

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Geology student: What’s harder than a diamond, sir?

Professor Rock: Paying for it.

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Driver: My car just got stuck in some quicksand.

Insurance agent: Don’t get excited.

Driver: Why not?

Insurance agent: Because your car will be completely covered.

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Passer-by: Well, I see you’re putting up a new building.

Workman: Yes, sir. That’s the only kind we ever put up.

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One day, Twirly and Burly were trying to build a house. Twirly was building one side, and Burly was building the other side. Twirly was looking for a nail but kept throwing them away, one by

One.

“Why are you throwing those nails away, Twirly?” Burly asked.

“They’re facing the wrong direction,” Twirly answered.

“You idiot!” Burly said, “Don’t you know those are for the other side of the house?

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Steve: What kind of cups do policemen use?

Sam: I don’t know. What kind?

Steve: Why, handcups, of course.

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Sandy: I was operated on last week, and I really enjoyed it.

Randy: Why?

Sandy: Because the doctor had me in stitches.

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Sal: How’s your friend who went to the hospital?

Al: He’s still in expensive care.

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classicfilmfan64 · 3 years

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Bob Hope and the director of 'Call Me Bwana', Gordon Douglas, 1963.

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vintage-every-day · 4 years

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Anita Ekberg during shooting of the film “Call Me Bwana”, photo by Pierluigi, England, 1963.

#vintage #movie stars #movies #anita ekberg

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sirjustice1379 · 3 years

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Making more machines

ASK HOW the most supersonic jet with yellow lithium as the replace of siren/oxygen gas made in which way, in which area per ya nation and the boom heap as it uses carbon floxin and the silver such cylinder 1 made in which way and their big jets and radar missiles of long range and get to know as the silver cylinder is called carbon floxin 2 as the coded voice tells ya and ask if at maximum speed the WiFi and the sensors 4 guns or other missile bombs works and the thickness of the bar used to make it as much as the armored glass on it dude

And ask the consequences of building a big island on the south pole shallow waters and what it can grow when another of the same made on the empty water lands of the northern hemisphere and the length in meters the water will encroach on land

If u want to get to know that people do exams with the help of coded voice so in exams u place flutes as when u call a varsity in the USA when being referred that flute to diffuse them same give kids like of 4 years or 6 exam script in the same area with answers of 2 years or 3 class ahead of them and all will pass by that to bring out reality that all those passers of yesterday might have not been smart and simply applied the same taking ya kids to boarding school yet u spent much and little did u know they use the above to make u happy as they siphon ya cash dude

Ask what combination of two things when u get into a bush or where many different crops and even weeds grow what if u pluck and eat and do, shield ya from getting this disease and this and even re-infections as Hiv/Aids, covid, Malaria, cancer and any so hospital declared redundant and even taking people cash as mentioned earlier a thing of the past. Ask 4 discordant people with Hiv and how or what to eat to stop re-infection and those abase with cancer and even ask 4 synonyms and given dude

Don’t investigate me dude if i can be with ya kids do exactly the below dude cause am tired dude and if i get tired 1st or get bored off 1st and u wanna place me somewhere u cant put me on the game lest do the above to ascertain a truth dude

Ask the devil to make islands new on water as suggested above below up to like only 1 M to the water made out of zinc and bras or copper and brass and mixed with muram b4 requesting as writing again hard soil and when it remains like 3 meters to ya desired to grow that crop u write that soil as u check with that nation which such crop is good, delicious and affect not the mind as with google the best wheat from which country and if they have made soil and follow suit and ask how many nations/states currently making soil to grow good crops as above and which are tired and feel defeated and tell us dude

And ask which country in the world still have the Indigenous Ameru blood infused with which blood not of the luo as ask who infused the Ameru people with bad blood and ask what Ameru people did bad 4 such tribe to capture them and if future they were infused with another tribe altogether and ask when will this bad tribe die dude

When u place a cross of any 2 similar thing breaks snakes and if u place such on which surfaces like on top of wooden part of small diameter and of any, any thing kills what so u can use the same as a new mechanism to protect your borders and be the same as island nations in-terms of security and even with ya business and house perimeter and even place such inside machines to kill many hidden in such as rodents and insects and even arachnids and ask with each animal where if u place the same break their bones and even with human beings and the antidote and even with bacteria and viruses

Who made the luo strain as the curse and where was he buried and his appendages inside which building and the associated side effects and how was the curse removed and who introduced it and if good to hook up a strain and the related consequences to those tribe people knowing the same or championing the same

Do the luo got ameru blood and who were ameru and who infused that blood to other tribes and which tribe are those and at that time each african tribe was how many as per the population and ask the not giving up blood in Ameru tribe is of which tribe and who are Ameru as well as why people called Hebrew and if u do the same with yogurt when fucking a woman what u need to do to not grab the curse, if u r another tribe and why the name ameru atrophied dude

Ask if u want to make supersonic jets of maybe say from 4,000 Km - 50,000 Km per hour what u need to do, the boom area, heap and the chop, hang or step on things or need to pear. Ask which sign if i place on these many words as u write what u want incorporated or just single word each gives the best Jets or missiles. Ask on which material i need to write on or put rubber stamp of the same to come up with my specification each per the KM mention and ask if i want or iron, Zinc, aluminum with inside bars running all through what i need to undertake and even with WiFi and bomb, gun, airline, missile long range detection inbuilt and answers given to make ya super sonic jets not of plastic peel out and if so let it not have joint to pop out in high speed and not of fuel but with thermostat heat panel generator inscribed in cooler box like plastic or metal with towel, wool or heat generating many years chemicals to make u spend none and not pollute the air as to be green jet with 2 or 4 gas cylinders if one burst another take shape with automatic switch on between each such glasses or with manual interchange switches

Ask those who have siren gas spry or covid virus fume spry infecting other and those they have infected and answers given and them criticizing the situation dude

Ask those nations with collaboration with Kikuyu wants to attack America and if its possible and why they relent not dude and ask which nations can be super power and underlying reasons why

Ask if they have know i heaven their is only 2 times eating a day and thats why they behave on earth like this to get there or what and ask if their is listening to secular music and the consequences if u r gotten and how its know when u listen to such if suits them and ask if there is inter drinks and if will shift their minds and ask whose angel Gabriel and where is he and currently in whose house and with whom his broke 1 hand and ask if u want to be young in body is going to heaven can help ya or not and ask if the Angel is going to hell or not and let be given the solid reasons if he appeared to Jesus mother or a hoax dude

Ask the names of those making each machine u know or foods per your zip code and how many such they have made and who are targeting to kill them and why using who and on which kind of death and how they can block the same dude or if its their own wish dude

Ask how to make all rubber tire 4 auto-mobiles, bikes and any or non inflated or deflated tires and ask how direct take up jets made or any plane as u can add it to ya drone up or jet above no need 4 the rest on airport thing making you pay much so get u off such dude and ask how jets made of flexible rubber out cage cab be made with metallic bar partitions and of which material as outer cage good 4 hyper-sonic airport dude

Ask how to make padlocks and door locks with long range Bluetooth/WiFi connections to phone and with such enabling apps and ask for flying any machine how it can be made to get it off ya compound or roof or desk without sending 1 as phones, tablets, brief case etc

Ask if making one strain good and the related side effects to people doing so and on what makes u strain or on what chemicals and how done within ya body to make ya the same dude and ask for the remedies as the combination of things u eat or do to get u ought of strain-ship and ask if some people wants the same to get by and going to heaven reality to them when strain or when 1 not strain and whats the jealousy as ask how many heavens are their and races or even families are born again knowing no each other and so why the jealousy as ya race not their u inbuilt in another race with another dialect and ask if calling ya family or friend will either be introduced in Minneapolis, Denver or Auckland and in heaven and if u can maintain ya race or not or Language, things u need to stop and know, if not so then u r deemed insane and we know not what to do with ya

Ask what if u do u get to mass at night when sleeping or if one does to ya and what if u do knives people stub people with or any machine cant be made again or get lost all together and the remedies to keep the world abreast with abundant peace

Ask what if u do to one on what he/she does bad makes them insane, incapacitated in 1 way or another or kill them and let us know dude. And ask the curse of Ameru and why they are that why and what need to be done to them to change or if death the only remaining remedy dude. Who shifted the bible that Kikuyu are the JEW yet not

Race with big booties good looking and not good looking where from which nations and ask on which African nations were slaves taken to the USA and also with other continents and in which years and from each tribe was taken to which current states of America and why and their percentage of intake and get to know instead of claiming this and that dude

Ask how a miniature gun of long range bullet reach can be made as above in the boom process and with any other gun and with their bullets and even missiles

Make an island on ocean, sea, make protectorate and start new nations 4 groups who cant fit within ya land, identify places which grows much cereal and cash crops, make big dude and ask the devil instead of tussle in 1 nation dude

Ther nyako no mit kachieth omera, dhiego mand to ndukle, ma, waru ewimand bwana

ask 4 ps5 phone app and how it is made in the boom process and 4 the computer, ask the coded voice

Ask the owner of Mukumu money transfer app and who she gave to and who told her how made and when and the related consequences if that person not compensated while the whole world uses the same and with any machine u got ask the same 4 the inventor who told the maker cause maybe can be killed yet a curse befall u and the want of Mr White man and ask if its the same and stop lest insane dude

Ask 4 the meaning of each bible name as Jew, Samaritan, Hebrew or gentiles and currently who are they to disappoint others all knowing and create a new re freshness and belonging dude

And ask the devil on where if u stub on one kills the creator of such viruses or on which body parts 4 a woman, the affected, infected, a man or a toddler and get to know to stop some disease and get their cure instead of every day spending much as govt robbing people good-life granting to others who created the same dude and ask on all a/c is viruses, strain, bacteria, protozoa or any disease/syndrome created and how they can be stopped dude and existing who are they per name list dude

And ask what if u do ya body became more brown, chocolate, dark or red and the benefit of every skin to a woman, kid or men and even authorities and ask if making gadgets bars the poor and out of the above list of machine makers ask how many lives in the ghetto as Mad house or iron sheet visa vie those living in deemed posh houses but to them and if they is a stair and can tantamount to actions of violence and who will win and who race/tribe is supporting who and ask Nelson has which country blood relations and esp which tribe per those nations dude

Ask on what if every affected nation does becomes rich again or on what if the employ dude altogether bro to stop this and that, always ask 4 remedy list b4 the above move dude to save the day bro and ask what kikuyu wanted with other nation whom have come out with innovations more than them with going to Russia and championing nelson death and if possible now and ask who got Covid and get to know instead of pointing fingers and blame game on innocent people

African made app like 4 voting in the links below and money transfer app

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-37910068

https://www.agakhanschools.org/Kenya/Kenya/Article/1093#

https://www.voanews.com/episode/e-poll-ugandan-elections-app-3712766

https://disrupt-africa.com/2020/08/14/money-transfer-app-kyanda-launched-in-kenya/

https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-google-coop&q=instarem+from+which+country

https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-google-coop&ei=89YTYJDROf-V1fAPvtalyAk&q=moneymatch+from+which+country&oq=moneymatch+from+which+country&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQAzoECAAQRzoGCAAQBxAeOgQIABAeOgYIABAIEB46BQgAEIYDUPCEAljHngJg6KICaAFwAngAgAHQAogB0xWSAQcwLjIuNy4ymAEAoAEBqgEHZ3dzLXdpesgBCMABAQ&sclient=psy-ab&ved=0ahUKEwjQlq_V68DuAhX_ShUIHT5rCZkQ4dUDCAw&uact=5

https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-google-coop&ei=GtcTYMv3He6i1fAPp9WXuAU&q=kabayanremity+from+which+country&oq=kabayanremity+from+which+country&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQAzoECAAQR1DwswJY59ACYN_SAmgAcAJ4AIAB-QGIAe4XkgEEMi0xNJgBAKABAaoBB2d3cy13aXrIAQjAAQE&sclient=psy-ab&ved=0ahUKEwjL7N_n68DuAhVuURUIHafqBVcQ4dUDCAw&uact=5

https://www.deemoney.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Search&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI5tGr7uzA7gIVkbrtCh0w8gy_EAAYASAAEgJNffD_BwE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tap_for_Tap

https://fintechnews.sg/10216/remittance/top-10-money-transfer-apps-asia/

How to make supersonic jets using demolished cement from the floor or any with the concrete below it place place in wood trunk in ya yard compound on red soil road with made round hole unto it then stir porridge with hay on ya finger inside a pot of cold or warm porridge as u step on hay within CD hole on hot white porridge on grass heap in dim light or step on hay within Cd hole on guava then chop cabbage on wood soaked in milk in the dark or step on egg inside hole on pineapple as carry one on bicycle as u ride or sweep hay leaves on rough drying clay with hard broom if u sweep with reeds broom makes big airplane and with the normal push one makes choppers and try sweeping with any 4 more results dude and 4 missile sweep with green grass broom even if short on dirt on the same land as above or on broken African clay pot and 4 mini airplane wash with detergent dirt on the same pot or remove sand with ya normal finger hand from the same broken round down pot or place paw paw in hay 4 missile, in gone down places within ya land with brown grass, then wash feet in surgical spirit with removed cat head u alone in dim light as if u wash with other parts gives u another something else and even artificial made 1 so not blasphemy as others know the same when the jet made, when u wash with the whole cat gives ya tank as u hand with the former type on the bruise or all concrete not smooth cement enabled floor and more as u try or with big jets still place paw paw in guava in ya compound yard, then chop hay bars on paw paw in groundnuts in dark while bent at your 1 Conner house as u step on hay within CD hole on guava outer peel or hang container with hay inside and reach unto it as u chop guava on wood soaked in milk in the dark and boom ya big jet place much heap and minimum 4 big and small jets 4 better results dude

Who brought curse to bat can and what he did to popcorn to make such teeth that way and reasons why and what again if u do to popcorn are repercussion to you dude

Ask who interlocking blocks, stone or bricks of even up-to 10 meters long or of ya want and with all dimension made of inside not easy to break cause has squire or rectangular wire mesh to hold it and at every side got bars or holes that fix to the other either of metal or of the same product or where such bars are inserted to get to the foundation respectively up or across within each partition and can even be one 2 or 3 with any side wall to eliminate many brick thing prone to fall like in the link below such make dude or write in stanza and sign or cross like wire mesh but slanting going down and do all the step and boom ya already made concrete

https://vickiscuri.blog/2019/11/04/progress-update-east-kellogg-in-wichita-ks/

Japan made of four main islands and their names given and over 3,000 small island which makes Japan traditionally a sea faring nation as in the link below, they say they are angered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6Cg9Irdemk

They are saying they are wanting to make unmanned to attack nations as theirs do not match the same as they know how to play PS4 to miss the same and hit lands which are fertile so those people lose market out of radio active parts attracted to the soil to infuse the plant causing health hazards to their customers so opt 4 their like Wisconsin with Veggies and fruits, the Cameroonians liaising with Kenyans and what they like they force u with like women and what am writing i have finished still the locate me wanting to grab my piece and my food and any time next to me bend down to check my penis position, taming am going to fuck their women their hate while am telling them let me get to another land where their are no such they say i got Aids yet by asking as above u r told all even with machines any1 can incorporate a protocol in any machine by asking, dude bring siren gas so we leave them the world cause better dude they cant destroy the world as their weak also have the same dude, the Hebrew and bring and see if am lying i will not re,move the same and with Land i want not, name has been changed to my brothers and ask and you will be told and Gold if their now Gold price low as made in the boom dude, with my corpse let them eat, i think i have done my part, so waiting 4 ya final response and if u chase them leave me alone i don't want to sit within ya midst i will stub 1 with knife and police will come and not good and if i eat much kill me with voodoo or shoot me while am walking at night and with cash eliminate place in the app as above if u think i can make in the boom if asking the devil or code voice if i have made so but not believing the same u want to term lies yet as u say with machine u trust to create jealousy with the same. U simple minded and foolish of not knowing anything and wants to be 1st disrespecting ya savior to the later making 1 as a kid wanting 1 to feed ya yet not ya parent or did not remove ya mother clothe to fuck ya yet in hell or heaven mind lost u know not yaself, as hell u know but burning in hot porridge like fluid cant talk to 1 so better start to be all alone dude and u despise such advises daily u want 1 food and headed nowhere u want to kill one to take his property u place Jiggers in 1 system u laugh if they love sex u send women to investigate 1 if masturbating yet u have done the above they get piss off they want ya plot and above u tell them, they want to kill ya and take ya small property get into ya house, no matter how much u tell them the curse they relent not, u fools and hooligans

We got the above to ascertain or resolve u r this and that and even with ya parents and evidence yet still they change not get to ya food cause they know all loopholes blocked to dirty cash and cash the are making they will make not more of many nations as cash will be online so starts u as above dude while the rich are their, when it has reached that place i cant but i have won dude, ask how many Negros they want to sleep with have made gadgets and books and accessories esp in Music and movie meaning even if they make it here u cant manipulate them and my happiness only via a fight or if they are willing which i give a hoot no as their own making not sweet plan as above that angers those who hate such and term the Jew thing as lie so true via lies as eliminated completely to set my soul free dude

I write the writings i got daily not that they are new cause i find something to push time tomorrow, cause if i get to social media Mr Hindu send such to my desk saying not good making bad my reputation with such people who help me and that's it, I will get to women photos even in MC Donald Island without getting to those lands as with asking i know who i can marry and get to this country, i say its 3rd world and getting their u will not get, they want to claim lien to eat ya small cash saying if they know how to make machines they will be rich or if their cash crop marketed which will not happen cause them 10 yrs is 1 yr as yours so they give a hoot not cause they live more and has lived and u in ya mid years and when they realized 1 has the remedy to short life can live more they resort to jealousy if they can live long than them or not to stop or build more jealousy if can live more than them and u they put u with kids cause ya life short to make u weak

They get into other nation stuff that are free u want cause their teeth discourage them they got another bad blood yet say the above they are rich than those nations yet not yet they want to attack them in military yet those people got radars even if half the speed of their jets or missile when u see such jets/missile u meet with ya half speed and still u defeat such provided not made within the city, what matters is long range radar as of Vietnam or Denmark of like more than 5, 0000 Km no-matter whether ya missile supersonic from another land and even with drone surveillance system and i want not their advice or stories of alluding, if am with them i want to control cause they cant do the reverse to me, so we go apart we want not dude, Dude give me my cash or money i get out dude, cause a gun or knife in the air in imagery u see flying dude

Money transfer mobile app link below of Asia dude

https://www.penser.co.uk/article/fintech/apacmobilewallets/

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sirjustice1146 · 3 years

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Making machines

Some1 who sings like drinking much water in plenty as of high thirst are the Jamaica blooded of unknown character dude, Good with poverty, when rich wants others not rich, kinda, gargling water bro

Even engine can be placed on it or even the metallic frame, GPS gadget to trace on ya phone its location when 1 touches it using the technology in the link below without cells and when u trace that part that harbors the same and remove the GPS gadget when police check arrests ya alongside the serial no which u can log complain 1 stole the same and removed the 2 using grinder

https://www.google.com/search?source=univ&tbm=isch&q=water+proof+grinder+images&client=firefox-b-e&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjc9pn-_KntAhUzSBUIHbtrDDgQjJkEegQIBRAB&biw=800&bih=458

https://www.google.com/search?q=under+water+grinder+images&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjYpPb__KntAhUZbRoKHewWBUMQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=under+water+grinder+images&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQA1DL7AFYspcCYJecAmgCcAB4AIABzAKIAcAQkgEFMi04LjGYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ8ABAQ&sclient=img&ei=QL7EX9iEBpnaaeytlJgE&bih=458&biw=800&client=firefox-b-e

In the final process of the boom like chop, hide or drop mechanisms needs you to be on gumboots, shoes, bare footed and standing on something like grinned extract of grass, hay, veggies, fruits, berries, leaves, blood, animal meet, bones and other any parts, chemicals like thinner, detergents mixed with water, spirit and even cooking oil and alcohol, clothes, plastics and even mud b4 u do the final process as u can try. The floor can be hot, like on hot iron sheet or cold, muddy or of any nature as u can try with every machine maybe reason why some comes out not dude

https://shivkumardas.wordpress.com/mobile/mobile-charge-with-body-heat/

Like u place sesame when making sufuria with any gadgets place something that in that visualize hole or tank when u place the same u see much of what u want to make in the boom process. Like with tractors place detergent soaked in water or soap, with buses red bricks or brazier, with lorries placed cut paw paw pieces on acid, trains place euphorbia on thinners while with jets place avocado in acid with salt and with big airplane place hay in water with acid, fighter missiles place tomato in water with acid alongside beans and with big drones pour out mixed veggies extract on the floor as with pineapple and acid mixed with guava and so forth and so on, or just grinned any veggies, leaves, berries and animal meat and mix with water with acid and even flower, with phones and computers placed mango cob on the concrete floor the add carrot juice as u step or step on it with paw paw seed under mineral water or mango seed on kids napkin step on the floor or euphorbia with carrot juice and mango seed step on the floor with other Electronics or car try placing cereals and other any seed as step on with juices poured on the of raw fruits, veggies, vegetables or ripe and even acids dude with socks or bare footed bro

When signs of living long emerges in u, kinda, u see ya legs being perforated but not much as it upsets people out of ya character posted to them dude

U say they want to kill ya and ya kids behind ya back or in ya absentia but now u got the radar to detect any harmful thing with them, so u say Mr hindu cant be out cause they help u see such, big lie dude, proves u playing Baal homie. U got the radar or buy prudent 1 from such nations who have made the same and stop the above acts

Gas cylinder made when heap salted iced grass placed in sewer water or not ice mixed with carrot and like passion juice then u chop wood soaked in pineapple with chilies dude while standing on water on the floor mixed with acid and with kale extract or all as above not to tire u with every product or machine and even licking the cow pussy way of making gadget u must stand on mixtures as above, locating 4 ya self dude

Those all operating taxi be it motor bike or car or on transit needs to have bracelets and even students to monitor their moving habit and curb theft associated activities related to them and even some machine have such that if u move them out of their placed position more than 5 meters they alert u of the same on ya phone or on the office if u payed 4 such and even with like car after night parking as agreed dude and even politicians bro as placed as conditions

U cant attack any nation once the got the radar as above lets to have another superior radar to sway such waves 4 their radars not be correct to attack which u have not the former so how u will have the latter a big challenge to make u stop ya shit dude which u have said 4 many years in open defiance that this side is rich than this side yet u know the truth only praying to amount up with what they have amounted up lately to attack them which if u both have attacking another proves futile and u know i know dude

Their kids have sex with others, so at day next to ya, as they cry as if being fucked, wanting u to carry them to do the same which if u refuse upsets them, the kisii minded, to give their silly mothers cash to earn their living dude

Those that love big things as liquor loves small bodied women and vice versa and with houses and increases proportionate dude, the bigger the small and vice versa but almost always but not in all times thing dude and get me straight homies and detectives knows the same of ya dude. They want 1 food like 20 people which if not they signal u with their gestures to each other they will ambush ya dude

DElanur utters to a certain woman bro..... gigo mit mulo gotieno, gigo dong'o bwana, kata wiyi no kaka osuki zigzag mit mulo eonget eh mudho

With caskets u stand on apple extract on the floor mixed with acid or in cement mixed with water or in heap of sorghum dude with cars u stand on burnt tire fumes or any fumes as mixture can do on the floor with acidified water or matures and plastic or metallic cans can do or other seeds and cereals dude. With military vehicle u stand on cereal mixed with grass extract or cat family feces poured on mineral water to bare floor or not cemented 1 or on the beach sand mixed with hay with acidified water or on red soil mixed with hot water or euphorbia leaves on mud mixed with acid or raw mango juice or mineral water, with buildings u stand on fruit seeds or cereals on concrete floor mixed with juices or no sand mixed with wheat dough or clothes and towels soaked in acid or mineral water dude and even with much necessities and foods, with jikos as brazier u step on mango seed on concrete floor with garbage or mattress placed on water or just stand on garbage/feces added mineral water or acid dude

Smartphone telescope in the link below

https://zalotech.com/starscope/i3m.php?utm_term=0095eba9a7989ad797817fb0fe665bd81e&utm_source=The%20National%20Interest&utm_medium=outbrain-003fd6a5e139ee002f63abf36dfb97945d&utm_campaign=003fd6a5e139ee002f63abf36dfb97945d&utm_content=004cfdea4af1bb8ea593e97dfe127ec608&geo=KE&rtkcid=5fc4c9dd48c1ef0001b0dde5&rtkcmpid=5fbcffc8d15463000198278e

Check this in the link below on NY distance to cape town, so calculated how much minutes such like missiles can reach ya city or town, revolutionizing time spent on air not just bickering dude left right bro

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-e&ei=XsvEX5yTA-Oi1fAP6raUkA8&q=distance+from+ny+to+cape+town+in+km&oq=distance+from+ny+to+cape+town+in+km&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQA1DThgFYv50BYMOoAWgAcAB4AIABxAKIAYkUkgEFMi05LjGYAQCgAQGqAQdnd3Mtd2l6wAEB&sclient=psy-ab&ved=0ahUKEwicuo_BiartAhVjURUIHWobBfIQ4dUDCAw&uact=5

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-e&ei=VsvEX5HPHuuU1fAPvciX4AE&q=distance+from+ny+to+kampala+in+km&oq=distance+from+ny+to+kampala+in+km&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQAzIFCCEQoAEyBQghEKABMgUIIRCgAToICCEQFhAdEB5Q1x9YoSpg_zFoAHAAeACAAYQCiAG2DZIBAzItN5gBAKABAaoBB2d3cy13aXrAAQE&sclient=psy-ab&ved=0ahUKEwiR0sK9iartAhVrShUIHT3kBRwQ4dUDCAw&uact=5

https://apnews.com/article/597e7f2b20b21af959e4c6983b255c37

https://www.livescience.com/37022-speed-of-sound-mach-1.html

https://robbreport.com/motors/aviation/sabre-hypersonic-space-plane-2871535/

When u got some benefits of cash even ya BF or GF can plan ya attack and so take heed dude, say not 1 or heap blame on any as it can well be the associates of ya spouse u walk they see u with as tho luro doctrine dude

Like if u got gun sensor or objects sensor on ya phone as software even detecting up-to like 50 meters then use it to detect the same, when not faulty no 1 can attacks u, if ya gadget blink to detect the same inform people around, escape him or call the police, what u want dude same with attacking another land 4 people to jump on him as many nations or tribe on such tribe as that intruder dude

Some scientific advancements in the links below

https://www.mwakilishi.com/article/kenya-news/2018-05-12/first-kenyan-made-satellite-deployed-into-space-from-japan

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/08/29/us/flying-car-successful-test-in-japan-trnd/index.html

https://arstechnica.com/science/2015/08/german-space-researchers-reboot-effort-to-launch-hypersonic-space-plane/

https://earthsky.org/space/rocket-thrust-quantized-inertia-qi-darpa-funding

https://www.dw.com/en/young-inventor-helps-ethiopias-covid-19-crisis/a-53334966

https://solarcooking.fandom.com/wiki/Uganda

https://www.toptank.com/shop/home-living/topkool-cooler-box-60litres/

When such made in countries which used to be importers like with Coleman such, bars immigration as most eye such companies from developed world as their were the only option 4 jobs even among-st international students who planned to drop prior but be in the like USA or EU

Made in Kenya Lions appliances in the link below

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-e&ei=7tPEX-ueCfuN1fAP5aKjwA4&q=LYONS+APPLIANCES+FROMWHICH+COUNTRY&oq=LYONS+APPLIANCES+FROMWHICH+COUNTRY&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQAzoECAAQRzoECCEQClD4pwFYisABYPHKAWgAcAF4AIABvwKIAcgXkgEGMi0xMS4xmAEAoAEBqgEHZ3dzLXdpesgBCMABAQ&sclient=psy-ab&ved=0ahUKEwjrzbLWkartAhX7RhUIHWXRCOgQ4dUDCAw&uact=5

https://www.google.com/search?source=univ&tbm=isch&q=ailyons+appliances+images&client=firefox-b-e&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiDwfilkqrtAhUYThUIHSVVAXcQjJkEegQIAxAB&biw=1000&bih=573

http://www.findglocal.com/KE/Nairobi/508021506269207/Ailyons-Appliances-Kenya

They get mad if, kinda, u dont see ya self in the casket thinking u will live long so resorts to frustrating ya dude if u did not know and to remove the concept now months but not slept with that woman, now he got money was hindering him, so see his conduct very 1st, u remove money and big life out of ya, to those who have much will be added to him when 1 does the same as some people giving them online money a/c ways like with Pi coins and 2goinvoice and even more like bulishtrade and carry1st or bitcoins dude as they appear when u operate a tumblr a/c but 4 long time daily, frequent users

Lipa pole pole the way with Machines and foods to increase ya sales as many makes such and sell to ya secretly even at 20% of the original store prices to make such stores close creating unemployment lest the govt intervene as in the link below

https://www.gncdirect.com/category/home-office/small-appliances/page/6/?q=%2Fcategory%2Fhome-office%2Fsmall-appliances%2Fpage%2F21%2F&display_mode=list

Now they tell u to send direct texts on Instagram as with comments will reach many people thus much companies hindering sales of other established ones to the point, kinda, wants to stub ya on the eye if u did not know so. Got the pas-code and email delete dude, u stupid and silly

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