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#Bro this had me rolling
ltcdrmcgarrett · 1 year
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I gotta tell you, buddy, teaching was not so bad. If I ever get maimed in the line of duty because of some stupid stunt that you pull, I have a fall-back, which is nice. A good fall-back is very important.
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phykoha · 1 year
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I legit stood up and paced around for a few seconds cuz BRO GOT MAD AT ME IM GRAAHH he's tired of me hfgdfshsd
Check out Desktop Ghost Leonardo by @venelona-turtle-den ! He makes me very unwell! (affectionate)
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tallatonk · 11 months
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the cucurucho brain rot has taken over
with surprise guest appearance from chayanne!! i wonder why he's here, these two aren't connected at all :D /sarc
just realized my handwriting might not be readable so all the writing in under the read more
text on pic, from left to right: (on a wall)"THIS IS A STONE WALL PLEASE, A WALL MADE OF STONE" (text bubble) "Disfruta la isla" (text w/o bubble) "What are you doing?" (on sign) "dad please stop embarrassing me" (bottom right) QUIERES?
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silicon-puppy-pudding · 8 months
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Weird DP x DC Dream I had
Just had a dream that Danny and Ellie let Batman set them up with a home base in exchange for them following his rules when they do vigilante stuffs in Gotham.
It was their first night on patrol and Danny was meeting with Superman? And Superman was interrogating him? Concerned for him? Idk. But he was feeling weaker around Danny so he was worried about that but never directly asked if he had Kryptonite or anything on him. (Wtf)
The Weirdest part was the end when Danny got back to their appartment (that the Bat set up for them). He comes in and starts ranting to Ellie, who is still in her vigilante garb (which, idk where my brain got the idea for it but it looked cool as hell! I may draw it later if I can remember it enough), about how weird Superman was being and how tired he is and he doesn't even realize Batman in in the room. When he does and the Bat makes himself known, he wants a debrief. After that he pulled out a Giant fukin Watermelon and proceeds to pull Damian fukin Wayne out of it. He's unconscious and Batman is holding him up like a fuckin fish he just cought, by his ankles! And with no other context he smiles and asks Danny, "Do you think you're ready for this?" While looking between the two. And they were on the roof now? And Jason was there in his civvies and a domino??
....And then I woke up
And I will never know what the fuck that was about 😔
It felt like I accidentally skipped a chapter in a fic and then refreshed the page and the fic was gone forever 😭
I'm so fuckin tired 😩
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kaiju-kisser · 6 months
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The xbox reviews for Thirsty Suitors tell me everything I need to know about how this is probably a great game and I can't wait to try it
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(Shout out to the last reviewer!)
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pcktknife · 2 years
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thinking xinyans spikes make her look unappealing........
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nerdycolorcupcake · 3 months
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Clingyduo in 2024 be like preventing your best friend you illegally married to divorce you
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*reads tags* never felt something as strong as that 🤝 ridiculous social phenomenon isn’t it
REAL every time the manga decides to focus on Dabi just know I'm making this face
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djservo · 5 months
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Hi, i just wanted to know (if it wasn’t already answered) but do have a way to read Joaquin and Sergio story in order ? (I'm invested in the drama and i'm using the hastags but it gets complicated)
omg HI yeah the first post is here & I'm pretty sure I have the prev/next links on every post so hopefully it's easy to follow OR you can read chronologically here if that's more your speed :-)
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laugtherhyena · 9 months
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Wake up gang new csm oc just dropped
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opens-up-4-nobody · 4 months
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#sometimes i find the degree to which i cannot concentrate very alarming#like bro i canno read. i have so much to do but i wanna sleep forever#i just have to get up and go somewhere else. normally id go transfer algae or run but im stuck inside and .y fingers r all cold#usually its just in the morning that I get thr high distress so its prob the meds#but yesterday was kinda fucked. ugh.i just need to run around but i cant#i have such a sinister combo of: brain stops me from being able to b productive and if im not productive i am compelled to do horrible#things. mood issues and 0cd is horrible. horrible feedback loop#i just wish i could breathe. itll b fine. eventually itll b summer again and itll b fine#its like someone's squeezing my throat. like im sick but i kno its just that im anxious#i was doing so well the past few days in terms of reading and productivity despite the distress#and im trying to b kind and roll with the punches but its so hard#like i kno i need to relax and not resist bc resistance makes it worse but it's just hard and im worried this is how itll always b#i wish i could go back on lamicta1. i felt way better on low dose of that then i do on low dose of abi1ify. its so hard to stay on this#just bc of how my head works. and like things were complicated with the lamicta1. maybe i wouldnt habe had a reaction if i didnt get a#tatto0 while upping the dose but now im marked as allergic so i prob wont b allowed to try any of thr anti convulsive type antidepressants#ugh. i hate this. its so frustrating#unrelated
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inutaffy · 6 months
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i almost passed out at school again guys
#this time tho was worse#didnt loose my hearing i lost my vision a lil bit still#i had a cough this morning probably from my germ infested sister and i thought i was fine so i was going to the bus stop and HEAVING my#lungs hurt when i was breathing it was prickly#GOT ON THE BUS AND EVERYTHING WAS DOWN HILL FROM THERE FUCKING GOD#dude#head hurt stomach rolling cramps the astute need to throw up#i was fighting that for a whole 20 minutes#i get motion sickness but not unless im reading something and I WASNY and yet#i was GRIPPING THE SEAT#put my head down and closed my eyes on the seat in front of me and PRAYED#at the end of the bus ride everything was heavy#the blood drained from my face i could feel it i had to bite my lip to make sure i still had feeling in my face bro#lung thing might be my asthma spiking i had it as a kid so idk#anyway ans then my back was killing me#got off the bus#could barely put one foot in front of the other#body aches i was HOT IT WAS LIKE 40 DEGREES AND I TOOK MY JACKET OFF. I REPEAT I TOOK MY JACKET OFFFFF#i got into the school adn these 2 people were standing there by the steps to check IDs and i looked at those steps with a PLANNN . to sit#i tried to sit down but one of em noticed how pale and not good i looked#led me to the nurses#called my mom 3x before she picked up#she couldnt get me til like an hour and some later#i was just writhing on the bed#dying#it got a little better and i switched suddenly from hot to COLD#and im on my period so thats a factor i guess but its not a regular hot flash it was BURNING#anyway she picked me up and i groggily got up#passed my friend in the hall and she widened her eyes at me and i pointed at my mom ahead of me and she said bye#one person knows im out sick but we aint got no classes together today
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piplupod · 15 days
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i think we should get an undo button in real life, because sometimes you do something on impulse and realize "ah. fuck." and theres just noooo undoing it
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bitchybylershipper · 16 days
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my dad got ear buds to wear in the car this is my villain origin story
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day 201
i have a type anyway for the love of god read soil that binds us please im begging my crops are withering you have to water them you have to use your tears (of joy, at having read a very quality webcomic about psychics, and teens, and psychic teens)
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deus-ex-mona · 4 months
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when the plot developments hit just ✨wrong✨
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#can’t believe the 2k24 plot has progressed to the point where the weekend has ended… s i g h#i don’t want the weekend to eeeeeeeeeenddddddddd#wasted yet another weekend reading a facepalm-worthy manhwa. i want my weekend back </3#m an. the main plot point of that manhwa was just the entitled af sister poisoning everyone and evading consequences until the end#seriouslyyyyyyy first she poisoned the fl,then she tried to poison the fl’s husband (who was also her lover)#then she poisoned herself to bid farewell to her affair child. and th e n she poisoned her dad too bc he said no to her marrying the emperor#and *then* she poisoned the emperor himself with potato sprouts while trying to poison the fl *again*#and t h e n she was roped into a cheap plot to off the emperor by stabbing him with a poisoned needle by a (very meta tbh) guy#i mean. guy handed her the needle and was like ‘ok do what you’ve always been doing and poison the emperor for me.’ and she went ‘ok’#and they had the 2 most pointless brother characters i’ve ever seen.#first bro was some 15 y.o. affair child bro of the fl’s first husband who p much just existed to inherit the husband’s estate#and the second bro was the affair child bro of the emperor: a perfectly nice young man who was unfairly hated by said emperor#and. like. l o l. the 2 pointless bros were like the only likeable characters in the entire story and they barely appeared in it#the first husband had every single possible undesirable trait a man could have rolled up into a single guy#and the emperor had a wafer-thin backbone and a mad case of babyface. like. the 15 year old boy looked older than him h e y#and the fl was somehow both a skilled opportunist and a master of missing opportunities at the same time#and man. the fl had just a single (1) maid who looked like tomoya enstrs (but with a bob cut)#i don’t even remember the maid’s name; i just called her ‘bob tomoya’. sorry for the slander tomochin you’re a cool dude#i’ve never seen a main cast as unlikeable as this one lmao. i mean. at least the [redacted] anime had juri#the plot was a pointless mess in general too. it went from 100 to 10000 in no time flat for no reason at all#it kinda felt like they were just throwing plot twists for the sake of throwing plot twists#and ofc the fl successfully resolved every problem that came her way bc o f c she did. flashtag girlboss and all ig#but the best part of it all (imo) was the improperly placed jewellery assets. they aren’t even angled consistently across progressive panels#they aren’t even shaded either. just plopped on there. it really takes you out of the setting esp if it’s during a serious scene#i liked how i kept getting an ad about cheating in marriages while reading it though. it really added to the experience#i’d rate that series a 2/10: needs more assets and half brothers#time to find a new overy melodramatic telenovella-esque series to binge next weekend ig… last week’s was better thoughhhh#at least that one had the villainess experience her downfall as consequences of her own actions and it was quite satisfying ngl#hm. ​i think i need a new hobby. before the word ‘villainess’ becomes a permanent part of my vocabulary
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