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faulerro · 1 year

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As requested, here’s a subtitled version of my “Urusei Yatsura/Lum the Invader Girl, BBC Dub (2022)” video!

#Urusei Yatsura #Lum the Invader #Gag Dub #British Humour

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sarcasticchaosbitch · 2 months

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Rudy, who's been practicing his tea-making skills: I'm making you tea, and you'll drink it whether you want it or not!

Every single Brit in the surrounding area: *horrified gasps*

#i didn't know who/where to send this to so i'm posting it here instead #tf 141 #task force 141 #cod mw2 #cod modern warfare #john soap mactavish #john price #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #cod headcanons #british humour #the tea talk #UNCONSCIOUS PEOPLE DON'T WANT TEA #alejandro vargas #rodolfo parra

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wearedeadfancy · 3 months

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#uk politics #UK #British humour #politics #Street art #fuck the tories

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little-worm-grant · 3 months

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Moonboys: Top Notch Banter

Marc Spector & Steven Grant

404 words / Masterlist.

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Summary: Steven's all fired up and trying to explain British things to Marc. All of this is complete nonsense and none of it should be taken seriously.

Notes: Inspired by this post. Was funny to me it ended up being 404 words.

Marc was ready to pull his hair out. Staring forlornly back towards the reflection where his counterpart had been driving him crazy for the better part of a day.

They’d argued earlier and Steven decided there was no peace to be had. He chose violence, though nothing like Marc or Jake’s. Talking to himself mostly. Rambling, rambling, rambling. All in the constant vicinity of Marc. Making it near impossible to concentrate. If he couldn’t beat it. He tried joining it.

“But what does cheeky Nando's mean?? It has to have a meaning.”

Maybe he shouldn’t have asked. He was verging on losing his own sanity.

“Mate it’s hard to explain.” Steven started with a disappointed sigh. “It’s just like one day you’ll just be with your mates having a look in JD.”

“… right.” Marc answered. Finding none of it right. He really was trying to follow along. Steven continued on with little breath between his strung-together words of gibberish.

“And you might fancy curry club at the ‘Spoons but your lad Calum, who’s an absolute ledge and the Archbishop of Banterbury will be like, ‘Brevs, let’s have a cheeky Nando's instead.’ And you’ll think ‘Top. Let’s smash it.’”

Hand rubbing over his face to comprehend this level of fuckery. Marc stared for the longest time.

“What are you saying?? You’re not even British? Have you picked this up off the internet?”

“Oi! You wot. Don’t say that. I’ll have you.” Steven pointed his finger up threateningly. “I’ll clap your ears together, I swear on me mum.”

Marc inhaled longingly for a moment of peace. Head tilting back to stare at the ceiling. It was either he put up with this for another hour or say what he’d been meaning to say.

“Alright. Fine. I really can’t listen to you anymore. I’m sorry I ate the last Oreo.”

“Too right! I knew it was you! Knobhead. What’re you like?”

“Did you even know half the shit you were talking about?”

“Course! JD’s a shop you have a gander in. And everyone knows ‘Spoons. Solid place if you fancy a pint in the beer garden. Even if it tastes like piss.”

“Okay?”

And still, somehow, none of it was okay for Marc.

“Gotta love a cheeky Nando’s when the occasion calls for it. Just don’t invite any ledges or Archbishops of Banterbury unless you wanna get wankered.”

“Steven. I’m begging you, please. Forget I ever asked.”

#marc spector #steven grant #marcsteven #oscar isaac #marc x steven #british humour #cheeky nandos #I know no one asked for this #moon knight #moon knight memes #marcs pov #stevens pov #moon boys

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toruandmidori · 3 months

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#funny #funny shit #Diana #British humour #funny messages #funny memes #humor #lol #memes

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zingaplanet · 1 year

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Hugh Laurie and Emma Thompson met in Cambridge when they were 19, were president and vice-president of the famous Cambridge Footlights Comedy Club (along with Stephen Fry, Rowan Atkinson, and many of their friends). They dated but even after they broke up they continued writing comedies together and remained good friends for over 40 years.

Imagine meeting your first love in a drama club in Cambridge amongst a group of friends you'll grow old together with and falling in love with his soul so much that even when it didn't work out, he's still there as a best friend decades later, presenting you with your Hollywood Walk of Fame.

P.S. Here's a hilariously sweet sneak peak of their Cambridge Footlights bio that they wrote of one another:

#sometimes our life's greatest love never had to end #and soulmates don't have to be of the romantic kind!#what a beautiful friendship #the whole cambridge footlights gang was a true national treasure #fry and laurie #stephen fry #qi #hugh laurie #house md #emma thompson #british comedy #british humour #actors #british actors #cambridge

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reniadeb · 11 months

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so you're telling me that the pottery barn is not really a barn???

#british humour #uk comedy #growing up british #meme #funny #memes #relatable #relatable memes #relatable meme #tiktok #mugs hot #comedy

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piffany666 · 2 months

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Somtimes i get mad whenever people make fun of the British

Then i remember in the 90s it was in our liturally science curriculum to do an experiment on how many times you had to dip the biscuit in the tea before it just kinda fell in

We where taught that. In school.

#british #secretly british #british humour #hell yeah science

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mysharona1987 · 1 year

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