Why do serious art, when I can do this

Everyone talks about Karkalicious but no one talks about Kankrilicious. It exists. It's so good. Please talk about it more.

Coach is in no mood to argue. Get down there and take care of him.

Continuing to be in love with this man. I’m convinced he can’t give me the ick. There isn’t a thing he could do. I’m obsessed.

this mod has a grip on me

MR BEASTTTT

WHAT ON-

nothing makes me go crazier than that old man gently cradling a beast

one time i dreamt i was in the 727th hunger games. the entire arena was a margaritaville hotel ran by the fat controller from thomas the tank engine, and my (the district 3 boy (appropriate since i'm a goddamn nerd)) first strategy was to go up and down in the elevator and push anyone that tried to get in so they were all either stuck on the first floor or had to go up the stairs

eventually i got bored of this and left the elevator, but not before the entirety of the career pack chased me so far that i ended up at a café ran by fae (of the name-stealing variety). for some reason one of them had the josh hutcherson whistle edit face

i met allies there, the district 5 boy and the district 11 girl. we talked about our problems to each other and the fae (hunger games group therapy! yay!) until the girl from 11 pulled a phone out of nowhere. she began a live review of candy crush with low quality candyland by tobu inexplicably playing in the background. her review was interrupted by n from murder drones powerpoint transitioning into existence, holding a bag of christmas presents and plastic easter eggs. boy from 5 grabbed one of the presents, opened it and cried tears of joy when he saw that it was a gourmet kitchen sized specifically so a hamster could use it.

once we learned that the career pack all died from vampire cyborgs, we decided to go back to the hotel and employ my elevator strategy.. all together! a truly beautiful alliance

He sucks on his toebeans, watching the world with not a single problem weighing him down.

canon “fact”: Cassiopeia the First died baiting Varun, the Eater, into the River.

wild-ass theory: Cassiopeia faked her death by submerging in the River and exiting it elsewhere while everyone else was distracted by Varun.

even more wild-ass theory: Cassiopeia learned the truth about Earth’s destruction because while in the River she was able to directly touch the mind of Varun and see its memory of what happened

my own desperate hope: Cassiopeia the First is fused with Varun

Batman Villain Movie Ideas, Part XIV: Black Mask

Roman Sionis AKA Black Mask presents several possibilities here. He was the wealthy heir of a major company (typically a makeup and beauty company), making him an easy foil to Batman. His company also ended up going under because the chemicals used by his company ended up horribly disfiguring their models and customers, which you'd think would give him an easy tie-in to Clayface's story (or even Poison Ivy on the chemicals front for that matter) but as far as I can tell, the villains have never been particularly connected. After the fall of his business, Roman became a major crime lord, which at least lends him a solid position in the standard criminal role to fill time as you set up the main villain.

Origin Movie: For an origin, I would very much lean into the parallels between him and Bruce, both heirs of major companies in Gotham, one turning to vigilantism and fighting crime, the other turning to corruption and villainy. If anything, that's a duality we don't see very often in Batman stories.

Sequel Movie: A sequel could be good too, and we could even have rich boy Roman Sionis among Bruce's socialite circle in the origin, before depicting him as a major mob boss in the sequel.

Finale Movie: He is in a good position to be a "big bad" pulling the strings, either through his company's corruption, or as the true major crime boss that everyone else works for.

Supporting Villain: Again, he could easily be tied in to Clayface or Poison Ivy's origins. I have no idea why that doesn't seem to have ever been a thing ever. Or he could be the mob boss taking up time while the main villain is established.

Overall, here are my rankings for them:

Supporting Villain: He's in a good spot to work really well in that role.

Origin Movie: He presents a duality with Bruce that doesn't get touched on much.

Finale Movie: He's also in a good spot for this one too.

Sequel Movie: About the same as the others, just less good reason for it.

What do you think? Who should I cover next?

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REMINDER: It's the Marshall Twins birthday this month.

just remembered that we still haven't like. addressed the fives thing in tbb

BASKETBALL COACH STEVE EMMA PLS 😭

like!!!!!! he'd do it. if anyone has seen that ep of supernatural where dean goes back to high school as the gym sub. that's the energy I'm talking about. but nicer. bc steve likes those kids and wants them to have fun