For the sake of a mission, they must ...... gag hold hands ew

I spray him like the misbehaving cat he is

just small thoughts on how i think their established relationship would be like

I could never read those booktok-popular "dark romances" for. well. many reasons. BUT the biggest of all is that the instant a man wrongs a woman in a book I want his ass dead. I have zero tolerance for that shit. I don't care if it's a misunderstanding I don't CARE if he's got a secret sadboy past. If he insults her to her face I want her to come after him with a chainsaw no matter what forever

tony would ask gregory if he would still love him if he was a worm and gregory who takes it on the most literal sense possible would be like "no???? you would be worm brained?? worms can't feel love" and tony, devastated, calls ellis at 11 pm about how worms can't love

tony would be like Gregory would you still like me if I was cringe and Gregory just looks at him and is like yeah

no listen you don't understand- I am obsessed with how differently Anders reacts to Hawke hitting on him after completing his Tranquility quest depending on gender.

He talks about how he hopes he didn't come off as selfish for keeping Justice a secret, and Hawke has the flirty option of "at least he got a nice body."

With a lady Hawke, his response is a dramatic, "Noooo, don't do that~ Don't go there, I don't want to hurt you~ That's not going to end well~ I'll break your heart~" like he's so serious about it, and when Hawke tells him to do it, that she doesn't mind a little pain, he gives a hard no; "I'll break your heart and that might kill me as surely as the templars."

But with male Hawke?? Anders is like, ".....So y'know, in the circle everything is about rules and order so we apprentices found ways to make it bearable, if you know what I mean, hint hint wink wink. Karl and I? Yeah, he was my first. I've always believed people fall in love with a whole person, not just a body. Why would you shy away from loving someone just because they're like you? Soooo.... does it bother you that I've been with other men??"

Like.... Anders, babe, it's so interesting that you're out here warning a lady Hawke against getting involved with you but then with male Hawke suddenly "nooo don't do that~" is tossed out the window in favor of making sure he knows you're interested.

It bugs the hell out of me that there are no consequences for breaking up with Astarion after becoming his spawn. I don't care if he's lost interest or whatever, and I'm sure I can see how this response might make sense (something, something entertained by the defiance when he's surrounded by terrified sycophants. You're his property anyway, no matter where you go or what you do. As your master he can take you back any time he feels like it, and you're not a threat. etc etc) - but that's not the point. What appears to be a total lack of downsides or even any acknowledgement whatsoever in the epilogue for a risky and bad choice (ie becoming a vampire spawn, and furthermore; insulting your master and running away), irks me on a narrative level.

I know everyone wants a Solitaire movie (and so do I) but I honestly think they'd fuck it up beyond anyone's imagination.

school has been keeping me very busy so have some old wayfarer crack comics i posted to the discord but never to tumblr 🤩

“i dont ship them but i believe they were intertwined by fate” “i dont ship them but i know they had something crazy going on” or “they were a secret third thing” THAT IS SHIPPING do you people hear yourselves. that is shipping. that is all it is. interest in a relationship with no clear label platonic/romantic/complicated/other everything and nothing is the best kind of shipping the world has to offer. powerful undefined relationship. that is ship.. at its purest..

all im saying is oliver and james as antonio and sebastian from twelfth night

Do you ever read old Gerard interviews and stumble across something that just takes you out.

I can't believe that there's even an option to tell Raphael that you're in love with the Emperor. Like why the Fuck would you tell him that?????? He already thinks that you're stupid now you're just pissing him off!!!!!!!!!

🩸🐻‍❄️🦷❄Her, the She, the Bear Wife... and her pet Sir John💕🚢❄🦵🦴

She needs to chew on and breed him and tear him apart but she won't because she wants to protect him so she can love n' psychologically torment him for a while longer-

this scene from son of neptune might be the reason i still actually like frazel. there's a lot more in the chapter to unpack but this specific moment where frank knows that hazel's dead and knows she's never once been honest with him and knows that she worked for gaea but tells her to keep lying if she needs to and also makes sure that she has something to eat.

ian flynn answerd a buncha sonadow related questions for pridemontv on bumblecast GOGOGO