First character in The Only Good Indians: *is haunted and driven to his death by ghost elk*

Me: Damn. What happened to cause that?

The narrative: *reveals that in the backstory he and his friends once hunted and killed a whole load of elk in an area reserved for the tribal elders*

Me, knowing next to nothing about hunting or Blackfeet traditions and customs, but still aware that You're Not Supposed To Do That: Well, shit.

The narrative: *also one of the elk was pregnant*

Me, again knowing next to nothing about hunting but I do know You're Definitely Not Supposed To Do That: So, these guys are doomed.

We can share with friends...

So who's going to pay for it and gives everybody the access?

What is Gumroad thinking in pushing sexually explicit content off its platform? How dare Stripe and PayPal force its hand?

Even Tumblr was wise enough to learn from that mistake and changed its guidelines to allow nudity and sexual themes again (although sexually explicit content is still off-limits because of payment processors like Stripe and PayPal as well as app store policies).

Mind you, I’ve never used Gumroad for anything and just found out about it through this. I hope Gumroad enjoys having nobody use its service because it decided to shoot itself in the foot to please Stripe and PayPal.

DUDE DONT MANHANDLE THE OLD MAN WHATS HE GONNA DO DIE FASTER??

Me fighting off the urge to paint my walls during this fucked mania state has given me: 1 pregnancy, a potential relationship tanked, abuse hurled at “friends” (it was a while coming tbf), 2 tattoos and 1 std.

Sometimes fighting off the manic urge to do something is the wrong idea. Because all of that was I over thought the “you’re manic, you know it you saw it coming. DO. NOT. PAINT. YOUR. WALLS”.

Bitch. I should have just painted them.

Hey, @staff, how do we turn off this 12/31/99 thing? It's distracting and - when used on mobile (as opposed to the app, which I don't use) it covers up actual content.

Anyone else know how?

oh god NO

TUMBLR DECIDED TO COPY TWITTER X

EVERY ALPHABET MOOK FOR THEMSELVES

Hey, Niall, I'm a 28 years old man, a history teacher, I just got home from work and guess what I'll do in a bit? Yeap, I'll write my fanfiction.

You would be a cool coffee owner in it but I've decided to take you out, so you can be more comfortable with this whole fanfic thing.

Oh, one last thing, go fuck yourself for half an hour with a broken clock.

Thank you 💚

also GIRLLLL WHY ARE YOU ASKING HIM TO RETIRE LIKE WHATTT TIM BRADFORD 101: HE LOVES HIS JOB

"I was thinking, I know.. bad move.. but hear me out!! Is there a beehive in your nostrils? Cause I think honey has been dripping down on your lips, I've never seen anything so sweet.."

Your smile is sweeter than honey, and I would just love to get a taste - eUë

“Bad Move”

Maggie and Hopey Color Special #1 (May 1997)

Jaime Hernandez

Fantagraphics Books

seeing a steven ogg response to a cameo request..um...wow.

Why do you waste so much time on Barbie she's just another druggie

"You think you know Barbie-Wire? You think you got a clue? Bitch? Stay in your lane motherfucker or I'll make damn sure you get run into the dirt where you belong. Pussy ass cunt."

If you give a Robot a Face

Then he will worship you as a Goddess

my favorite part of the night is when i have to climb my bed like a monkey who is also a dumbass by climbing three rungs up one side of the head or footboard and then when my hips are about level with the mattress (not the TOP OF IT, sort of the middle) i swing one leg up on top of the mattress and pop the SHIT out of my lower back and then, applying pressure to the leg and opposite arm i roll onto my bed.

bc i haven't been in my room long enough during business hours to get the maintenance guys in to captain the thing. so instead i'm out here doing parkour just to get some shut eye. and popping the shit out of my lower back.

someone remind me to find a different dentist