//New blog is @Restinjest !
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//Gonna be archiving this blog and remaking under the same URL. Phiz is still alive coming here has just been so daunting after the pornbot apocalypse.
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աɛ աɨȶɦɦօʟɖ օʊʀ ɮʟɛֆֆɨռɢ
աɛ ʀɛʄʊֆɛ ȶօ ƈǟʟʍ ȶɦɛ ʄɨʀɛ
ᴾʳᵒᵐᵒ ᵇʸ ᴮᵘⁿⁿⁱ
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"My dealer's begging me to plug him since, y'know, business is suffering cause a my "condition"...soooo go hit @rebelroad up for some choice deals!"
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"...they wouldn't dare."
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"My dealer's begging me to plug him since, y'know, business is suffering cause a my "condition"...soooo go hit @rebelroad up for some choice deals!"
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Sad bc there ain't no titties in his hands.
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"The fuck do y'think? Bitch, do you keep tally? Might've, if I had even an inkling that this shit was anywhere within the realm of the feasible. Fuck me, I guess."
Bounces a knee, thumbing the stupid fucking month chip in the pocket of his ripped jeans.
"Got somethin' of a clue but, y'know, whatever. It'll sort itself out."
@fizzarolli said: "jesus christ."
"Pretty much."
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Barbie hug-tackles Fizz because she love and missed him. <3 "Phishhhhyyyy!"
"Bee!!!"
Just gonna scoop her up and twirl her around until he's dizzy because he missed her too! So, so much!
"Lookit you! Golly gosh, girl! Ain't you a treat for these sore eyes! How you doin'? How you feelin'?"
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"Yeahaha! A man of fine tastes! Alright, alright!"
The jester claps his gloved hands together, rocking front and back on his perch. If there's any shred of fear simmering in his chest it is expertly veiled beneath that ever present Cheshire grin of his.
"Oh shit! Like, right now? Yeah, totally, alright, sure we can do that! I mean, fuck, why not! Haha! The shutterbugs are going to eat that shit up."
With a little hup he flings himself off the hood and lands on the pavement with an accompanying honk (emitting somewhere from within his glaringly colorful get up).
"y'ever been? To imp city, I mean?"
"Hey, hey, hey, watcha lookin' at, big red? Somethin' ya like? Eh?"
@ritzy-cervidae
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//Small little Itty bitter starter call!
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"Gotta love a group jerk-off sesh."
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"Eh? Hehe—yeah? Dunno 'bout that. One bite of me and you'll be seeing crazy fuckin' psychedelic pink elephants and shit for the rest of your life. I can almost guarantee it."
Phizper hoists himself up onto the hood of a nearby car where he takes his perch, legs crossed, grin unwavering.
"I know this place in I.C. where you can get some real preemo cuts if you've got a taste for homegrown hellions. I'm sure a guy like you don't settle for no bargain bin shit."
"Hey, hey, hey, watcha lookin' at, big red? Somethin' ya like? Eh?"
@ritzy-cervidae
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"I wish."
A sigh and he pinches the bridge of his muzzle with a weary sort of sigh, tail thumping dully against the cushions.
"Personal. Yeah, yeah, I guess you could call them personal. New year new me or something like that."
He waves a hand dismissively.
“I wasss wondering why I haven’t heard from you in a while. How have you been, darling?” @licentious-sanguinity
Phizper collapses onto the nearest soft surface and throws an arm theatrically over his brow, heaving a drawn out sigh.
"Sober."
@licentious-sanguinity
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"Hey, hey, hey, watcha lookin' at, big red? Somethin' ya like? Eh?"
@ritzy-cervidae
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"I heard there's an angel running loose in hell. An excorcist angel. There some kind of exchange program going on that I'm not aware of? 'Cause I'm still very much down to gargle Jesus' balls if yall can send me up there."
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//Small little Itty bitter starter call!
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