HOLD UP

you did an emoji game but no one sent the peach

UNACCEPTABLE

is it too late to get a 🍑 and see some frass

I KNOW

actually this emoji game got like no traffic which is fine but man there would have been so many good ones lmfao

but yes. Frass.~🎃

i hate this game

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I had one of those book moments today.

You know the ones - where a character is talking and their partner is slowly undressing while keeping eye contact, and the character just slowly trails off, and.. yeah...

Definitely had that happen today.

My friends. It is a life-altering experience.

Listening to musical theatre is all fun and games until you find a musical that you’re pretty sure all of eight people have listened to and the only social media presence you can find for it is the creators themselves and the same 10 promotional images that every reviewer has and the only way you can talk about it is to trick (force) your friends and family to listen it to it

don’t watch lightyear if

1) you have a crush on Jayce Talis

2) you DONT want a crush on Buzz Lightyear

hi ppl w eyes that arent like black/dark brown idk. we dont care what color ur eyes were as a kid actually. we do not care how ur eyes look in a certain weather/season/lighting/room of ur house/whatever the fuck. 'when i was a kid they used to be very green but now they're grey but they're blue sometimes and in the summer they have like a hazel tint' we literally just needed a simple answer we do not care abt ur life story shut up

anyone want to buy bunny pizza lmao😅 both my bank account and my credit card got hacked I'm having a FUCKING TIME

(update they tried to spend $6,000????? mf who has that much money not me)

Fantasy High S2 Ep1 The very end. "Give me a wisdom saving throw" as they're heading to bed before they even give their guesses as to why they're making the saving throw, me: It's the NIGHTMARE KING You are GOING TO SLEEP. It's HIS DOMAIN you absolute asdfghjkl

"Blank is not a zionist, they just acknowledge Israel's right to exist!" Acknowledging Israel's "right to exist" has ALWAYS been the definition of zionism. Yes, even if you're "critical of the government". Yes, even if you "feel sorry" for Gaza.

The reason zionists (who claim they aren't zionists, they just support Israel's right to exist) are suddenly bending backwards and doing incredible mental gymnastics to try to convince you that zionist doesn't mean what it has always meant and that instead it purely means "people who are cheering on the genocide" is that these zionists are trying to put distance between themselves with the "racist, bloodthirsty ones" because they don't want to confront that they are and have always been complicit in this genocide by acknowledging and normalizing the establishment of a settler-colonial project, by seeing ANY "right" to this ethnostate, by claiming there is any worth or good in apartheid. You ARE a zionist, and there's blood on your hands.

My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.

Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:

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It's been 10 years and how the fuck did Zuko mess up TEA?????

i love him so much I asked what he'd call a romanced tav and he drops shakespeare on me hello???? and he starts with. tavtastic. i love him?

[Video description: A video of Theo Solomon, voice actor of Wyll Ravengard, speaking to the camera, doing a big gesture anytime he says "Blade of Frontiers". He says: "Hello Tav, my name is Wyll Ravengard, the Blade of Frontiers! And, Tav, I've heard you've taken a— a liking to me whilst playing BG3. Well, I'm not too surprised because... I mean, who else would you romance? You certainly do have good taste. Now, we need to think of a nickname for you, Tav. Hm. Well, there are the generic ones, or a play on words— Tavtastic, for example. But, Tav, I'd rather read you some poetry. Or recite you some poetry, as it were. Shakespeare once said in his most famous sonnet: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. You, Tav, ignite the fire in my heart. Your face shines brighter than the sun in the sky and your eyes glint like diamonds found in the dirt. You, Tav, are special to me, Wyll Ravengard; I would go above and beyond to protect you, over the hills of Faerûn, just to see you smile. Lots of love, Tav, from me, Wyll Ravengard, aka: The Blade of Frontiers! Lots of love."

/ End description.

ID: A meme of Lisa Simpson looking down in a wide-eyed and open-mouthed expression. /End ID] ID by @dreadwolph

Me: *showing my partner my latest chapter of my book that finally focuses entirely on interactions between main characters* Anything awkward in their interactions?

My partner: The couch

Me: The couch?

My partner: yeah! How big is it? I can't tell

Me: the main character is barely in her mid twenties and got a house by miraculous luck, she doesn't have a big couch. Why would she spend money for a big couch?

My partner: still, how big is the couch??

Me: fine, it's a two seater! I'll specify the couch! Anything else wierd?

My partner: :) no