Just a collection of faces Alucard makes when he first meets Anderson;

"wtf? wtf??? WTF?!?!?!"

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temptation of us all [chapter 2]

pairing: alucard / original female character / alexander anderson

summary: a new agent of hellsing is introduced, a young woman with innate psychic abilities and a once in a lifetime immunity to vampirism. she is to be trained under alucard, who also has to keep her away from iscariot, who know of her vampirism immunity. and then there’s the judas priest who has orders to bring her in, by force if necessary.

rating: e

warnings: blood/violence, swearing, death of a vampiric child.

“Here you are, Miss O’viere.”

         Shelby glanced down at the rosary in Walter’s hand, the cross the most prominent thing known. She was confused to why she needed a rosary. It wasn’t as if her Guardian Demon was affected by religious objects very much (except blessed weapons like blades or the such) and she could wear items of religious belief.

         “What’s this for, Walter?” Shelby asked, turning her gaze back up to Walter.

         “Sir Integra has deemed it an excellent idea for you to wear this on your person at all times, given the creatures you’ll be encountering.” Walter replied. “Take off your jacket,”

         Shelby shrugged off her jacket, revealing the short sleeve button-up underneath. Walter took her right arm in her hand and first put the rosary around her arm, then wrapped it around a few times before allowing it to settle. It was firm around her arm, but the cross hung off slightly. She wore other bracelets as well, including her watch on her left wrist that could track her heart rate and blood pressure.

         “Sir Integra made sure that it wouldn’t harm your Guardian.” Walter said with a nod.

         “So it’s just for extra protection?” she asked.

         “Correct,” he nodded. “Now that that’s dealt with, we have a mission for you, Seras and Alucard.”

         “A mission you say, with the new girl?” Alucard’s voice echoed within the room of Shelby’s bedroom before he materialized through the wall.

         Shelby wasn’t surprised, given that she had been here for nearly a week already. She knew the basis sum of Alucard’s powers.

         “Yes, there’s a ghoul infestation in an abandoned warehouse near a small village. Most of the villagers have been turned into ghouls and there is a vampire master at the head of it” Walter replied. “Sir Integra has only one order: search and destroy.”

         Alucard chuckled beside her, his bright ruby eyes gleaming in the dimness of the room. “This’ll be fun.”

         About a half hour later, they were heading towards the abandoned warehouse. Shelby was nervous, but oddly calm about her first mission. She wanted to impress Integra and Alucard even, given that the vampire was in charge of her. She had been training with Alucard during the night, showing off her telekinesis abilities while also preparing her Guardian for any mission.

         The helicopter dropped them off in the yard where the warehouse was and flew off for now. “Seras,” Alucard spoke to her. “Deal with the second and third floors, Shelby and I will take on the first floor.”

         “Yes, master.” she nodded and jumped onto the roof of the warehouse, breaking a window to head inside.

         Shelby followed Alucard up to the doors of the warehouse, where she used her powers to break the chain keeping it locked. As soon as they walked inside, the doors closed loudly behind them, alerting the ghouls in the area.

         “You go first,” Alucard told her, pulling out one of his weapons.

         Using her abilities to block the pain of her leg, Shelby rushed towards the crowd of ghouls, the shimmering shape of her Guardian making itself known and tearing through the ghouls like they were nothing but butter. She reached towards her right hip and pulled out her gun, clicking the safety off and firing bullets off towards the heads of the ghouls that her Guardian may have missed. She could hear gunshots from the third floor, as Seras was taking care of her floor.

         “You’ve learned from your training well,” Alucard complimented, shooting a ghoul in the heart. “You’re not so bad, girl. You may make our master proud.”

         Shelby couldn’t help but roll her eyes slightly. Integra was her boss, not her master. There was a difference.

         As she made her way through the first floor, destroying the ghouls that came out from every room, Shelby heard the soft sound of a child crying. Taking care of a few more ghouls, she quickly made her way into a room and kicked open the door, seeing a small girl hiding in the far corner with her back towards Shelby.

         “Hey there…. little girl, are you alright?” Shelby asked, cautiously approaching the child.

         “I’m so cold…” she whimpered.

         Shelby’s gaze softened as she kneeled down in front of the girl and put a hand on her shoulder, urging her to turn towards Shelby. The girl turned towards her and Shelby gasped softly, surprised to see her mouth covered in blood and her eyes wide and blood red.

         She was a fucking vampire.

         How could someone turn a child into a vampire?

         “Help me, please…” the little girl begged.

         “Shoot her,” Alucard demanded as he came up behind Shelby. “This child didn’t ask to be turned into a vampire. The best thing for her is to be put down.”

         “But…. she’s just a little girl,” Shelby said, looking up at him. “Isn’t there anything we can do for her?”

         “No. It’s best if she’s put down just like any other vampire.” he said, his eyes narrowing. “If you don’t do it, I will.”

         Shelby glanced back at the child with a strained expression, and she lifted her hand, before pressing the barrel of her gun at the child’s forehead. She whimpered, red tears streaming down her cheeks as she seemingly submitted to her death.

         Shelby turned her head away, gritting her teeth in both anger and somber and pulled the trigger. The child’s body disintegrated before hitting the ground. Shelby couldn’t look at the gory scene. She stood, grasping tight onto her gun.

         “It’s better this way. That child would have known nothing but pain and suffering.” Alucard said.

         She ignored him and holstered her gun, quickly brushing past him and into the open room of the warehouse. She noted it was very quiet, and yet, her danger senses were still going off.

         “What is it?” Alucard asked.

         She turned towards him. “There’s no more ghouls, so Seras must have killed the master vampire. But yet, I still feel as though-,”

         Before she could finish, she felt a white-hot pain suddenly erupt in her left shoulder. Her Guardian screamed in pain, as what felt like a blessed weapon had pierced through her shoulder, the blade coming out the front of her shoulder. She tumbled forwards violently and felt Alucard’s arm wrapping around her stomach to keep her from hitting the ground. Pain coursed through her shoulder, causing her to grit her teeth and a dribble of blood to stream down her chin. She reached up with a shaky hand to grab at whatever was in her shoulder.

         “Don’t touch,” Alucard told her. “You’ve been pierced with a blessed blade,”

         Shelby winced as Alucard pulled the blade out of her shoulder and helped her stand back up straight. She was immediately aware of an unknown presence in the warehouse and she turned to see a tall man standing in the middle of the warehouse, as tall (if not taller) as Alucard. He appeared to be in his 40’s, with short blond hair and deep green eyes that seemed to nearly glow in the dimmed area. He wore a pair of circular glasses and had a stubble that suited very well with his handsome features. He was wearing clothes that Shelby easily recognized due to the long cross hanging off his neck.

         “Anderson,” Alucard spoke, his eyes narrowing.

         “Alucard,” the other man spoke, a grin etched on his features. “What a surprise. I didn’t expect t’ see you here tonight.”

         “Not at all, priest.” Alucard said, the same grin on his face. “Get behind me, girl.”

         As Shelby made herself stand behind Alucard, keeping control of the bleeding of her shoulder, Anderson spoke again. “Aye, that must be the young woman that Iscariot has given me orders to bring in.” he said, pulling out two of the same blessed weapons (bayonets) and slicing them together, making a shing noise.

         “So you’re Alexander Anderson, the Paladin.” Shelby spoke. “I’ve been told a lot about you, priest.”

         “Oh really?” the priest questioned, beginning to walk towards them.

         “What does your organization want with me?” she asked.

         “I’m ‘fraid that’s classified information, Miss O’viere. Of course, if you come with me willingly, you could find out.” Anderson replied.

         “Over my dead body,” she snapped.

         “Very well then, by force.”

         Anderson lunged at them and Alucard shot multiple times towards Anderson, who either dodged the bullets or sliced them completely in half right as they reached him. As he got closer, a loud gunshot rang out and fired through Anderson’s head, causing the priest to collapse to the floor.

         “Damn, him again?” Seras asked, standing on the second floor that overlooked the first floor.

         “Yes, it’s time for us to leave.” Alucard said.

         Shelby’s gaze turned back to the priest and her eyes widened as she saw him stand up, the wound in his head healing rather quickly and had steam coming out of the wound. So this was what a Regenerator’s ability was like.

         Alucard immediately fired at Anderson, and they lunged towards each other into a fight.

         “Seras, take Shelby back to the helicopter!” Alucard demanded.

         “Yes, master!” Seras obeyed and jumped onto the first floor, quickly heading for Shelby. “C’mon!”

         As they made their way for the doors, Shelby suddenly became aware of the pages on the walls and right as she took hold of the doorknob, an electric strike of pain coursed through her body and she yelped, quickly stepping back. It was as if because she had a Guardian Demon, she couldn’t pass through the doors.

         “Damnit,” she hissed and turned back towards the fight.

         As Alucard’s body jerked back from having a bayonet tossed through his forehead, Anderson made quick work and made his way towards Shelby and Seras. Shelby reacted quickly, pushing Seras out of the way of danger and ducking down before Anderson could grab hold of her. She shot her foot out, catching Anderson harshly in the knee and hearing the sound of his kneecap shattering.

         Anderson stumbled and Shelby dodged out of his grasp once more, moving quickly towards the side and tossing a telekinetic wave towards him. Having healed quickly from his bones being broken, he jumped out of the way of the wave and tossed a series of bayonets at her. Shelby managed to dodge all but one, which caught her in the left bicep, slicing deeply into her flesh.

         “Motherfucker!” Shelby shouted, becoming pissed off now.

         The shimmering shape of her Guardian shot out from her body and headed right for Anderson. As her Guardian distracted Anderson, Shelby grabbed up an old, rusty pipe and ran towards him, at the protest of Seras and Alucard. Her Guardian slammed into Anderson’s chest, knocking him backwards and leaving her enough room to thrust the pope towards his chest-

         And then Anderson’s hand shot out and grasped onto her arm tightly, causing her to gasp in both disbelief and surprise. She didn’t have time to react as Anderson twisted her around, releasing her long enough to wrap his thick arm around her neck and press her back against him. As she struggled against him, she felt a bayonet press against her cheek, threatening to slice into her flesh.

         “Fucking bastard,” Shelby hissed, nearly held off the ground due to how tall Anderson was.

         “Let her go, priest.” Alucard demanded. “And I’ll make sure you have time to pray to your God before I end your life.”

         Anderson bellowed out a laugh, which Shelby could feel reverberate against her back. She didn’t even reach his shoulders. “Is that the only threat you have for me, vampire? I’m disappointed.”

         Shelby’s gaze wandered across the floor and she saw her gun a ways away from her. Damn…wait….

         Her knife!

         She quickly reached into her coat and pulled out her hunting knife, twisting it backwards and slamming it deep into Anderson’s gut, twisting it to make it hurt more. Anderson grunted, his grip on her loosening enough for Shelby to slip out and yank her knife out of his gut. As he bent over slightly from the wound, she twisted around and slammed her fist into his jaw, feeling his strong jaw crack under the pressure of her fist.

         “Fucker!” she nearly shrieked and pushed a powerful wave of kinetic energy towards him, causing it to throw Anderson across the warehouse and slam against the wall on the other side of the warehouse.

         Shelby suddenly felt very light-headed, and she could feel blood dripping from her nose and ears. As she stumbled back, Alucard was at her side in moments, putting an arm on her back before she could fall. He commanded Seras to take them back to the helicopter and as they left, Shelby could see Anderson just getting up from the violent attack he had just been subjected to.

         “Asshole,” she muttered.

         ~ ~

         “There we are,” Walter said, as he finished stitching the wound in Shelby’s bicep, wrapping it up with bandages. “Keep your arm in a sling for a few days and we’ll see how it turns out by then. But for now, training is out of the question.”

         “Right,” Shelby mumbled.

         She had already showered (thank god, she had been filthy) as soon as they had gotten back to the manor. Walter had been quick and efficient with taking care of her injuries and providing migraine medicine for her.

         “Your powers were amazing!” Seras complimented her with a grin on her features. “I’ve never seen someone with telekinetic abilities in person.”

         “You did very well, given the circumstances of Anderson butting in.” Alucard said, his arms crossed over his chest. “Our master is very impressed with how well you did.”

         “Well, my main goal had been to impress everyone.” Shelby sighed. “I just didn’t expect that priest to be so strong.”

         “Anderson is extremely strong,” Walter replied, gathering up the dirtied supplies and tossing them into the trash bin. “Your best bet is to not let him get a hold of you again, Miss O’viere.”

         “The knife was a smart move,” Alucard grinned.

         “That’s why I keep it on me for emergencies. Never thought it would come in handy.” Shelby said. “I’m just happy I got to punch the fucker.”

         “Please, get some rest, Miss O’viere.” Walter told her before leaving the room.

         “Seras, give us a moment.” Alucard said and turned his gaze back to Shelby once they were alone. “Are you alright?”

         “I’m alright,” she nodded. “Telekinesis is difficult on my mind because I don’t use it as much as my Guardian. So that was Alexander Anderson, the Paladin of Iscariot.”

         “Yes, very much an annoyance, although he is fun to fight.” Alucard chuckled softly.

         “I just want to know why Iscariot wants me,” she said. “I don’t know if because they want to use my vampirism immunity to their advantage or what, but there’s no way in hell I’m going to join them.”

         “Attached to us already?” he teased.

         “Oh shush,” she said.

         “I’m not going to feed from you tonight, so get some rest. You’ll need it once you’re able to train again,” he said, turning his back to leave.

         “Thanks for keeping me safe, Alucard.” she said softly.

         “You did that all on your own, my dear.” he commented, before vanishing into thin air.

         Shelby collapsed back onto her bed, closing her eyes.

         God, she was exhausted.

A Curious Attraction: Chapter 3

|| Hellsing || Rated M || (3 / ??)

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Unconventional relationships can take many forms: some are founded by whimsy, others necessity and convenience. They fade like embers in the night or, fueled by loyalty and emotion, grow into an all-encompassing inferno. When those aren’t enough, the most obstinate can still find something to cling to in the ashes.

Friday, 29 September 2000

“And then I said, “That makes two of us!” which—in all fairness—I don’t think he particularly enjoyed hearing.” Seras lifted the clasps on the case that housed her Harkonnen canon, hissing under her breath when her nail caught the edge of the metal. “Damn,” she whispered, biting at the jagged edge with a grimace.

“Dunno why you’re surprised.” Captain Corey Barkley, her second-in-command, knelt beside her as he affixed the scope to his own firearm. Seras enjoyed his company, and ultimately preferred it to most of the soldiers in the Organization’s employ. He had been transferred from the Johannesburg auxiliary following the Valentine Incident, and the two of them had grown close while bringing the new recruits up to speed. Barkley was one of the rare few who didn’t seem to mind that Seras was a vampire, nor did he resent being in the command of someone at least ten years his junior.

“From the way you talk about him, the man’s one loose screw away from going completely mental.” Barkley scratched the day-old stubble on his jaw, lifting the rifle to his shoulder and adjusting the focus with a pensive hum. “You’re probably better off avoiding him.”

“You say that like it’s easy.” Seras rolled her eyes, lifting the cannon to her shoulder. “I just don’t see—” She paused as, with a deafening roar, the first volley burst through the target at the other end of the firing range. “—what the bloody problem is!” Barkley watched in silence as she reloaded her next round. Her hands worked on autopilot as she continued her tirade.

“He complains that I don’t drink enough blood, that refraining makes me less of a vampire or something. Fine: I drink the damn blood. But that’s not good enough either! Now he’s complaining that I don’t drink his blood specifically. And then, when I finally stand my ground and argue my point—a very logical point, mind you—he gives me this… this look and vanishes without another word!”

“Like I said: one loose screw away.” Barkley fired his own round, growling under his breath when the bullet missed the center of the target. “Maybe he needs a good wank.”

“Oh, grow up.” She glared at him over her shoulder. “That’s disgusting.”

“Yeah? And?” He adjusted his scope before trying again, only to curse aloud when the bullet neatly severed the line between the first and middle rings. “I bet he hasn’t had a good stroke in over a century. Go ask him, I bet he’d tell you.”

“You go ask, if you’re so curious.”

“What, and get a bullet in my head for the trouble? No thank you! Besides, I’m not the one he’s jealous over.”

“Alucard is not jealous.” Seras sat the butt of the canon on the ground, one hand on her hip.

“Isn’t he, though?”

“Definitely not.” She stretched her neck, looking up to where the clouds floated lazily overhead. It was almost too nice of a night to be stuck with target practice. She wanted nothing more than to take a long walk in the moonlight, counting the fluffy clouds as they sailed towards the distant horizon. “And anyway, he’s not trying to get me into a new relationship. He’s too busy ruining the ones I already have.”

“All the more reason for me to avoid him like the plague. Otherwise it’ll be my head on the chopping block next.” Barkley looked over at her, wagging his brows with an ostentatious flair. “Then who would you wile away the midnight hours with?” He let out a sigh when she didn’t respond. “You’re really taking this to heart, aren’t you?” Scratching the back of his head, he looked around the firing range as if searching for inspiration. “Listen, if he didn’t make me want to go n’ piss myself, I’d march right down to the basement and give him what-for. I mean, why invite you down there just to turn around and assault you?”

“That wasn’t an assault.”

“So putting his hands on you without your consent no longer qualifies?”

“That’s—! Okay, maybe it was assault.” Seras frowned. “I just wish I knew what his deal was. It’s like he’s never heard of communication.”

“Has anyone in this place heard of a healthy relationship dynamic?” he chuckled. “Besides you and me, of course.”

“Walter… maybe.”

“Maybe.” Barkley mirrored her stance, loosely gripping the rifle as he turned to face her. “Here, why don’t you tell me again what you said before he went all berserk? I’m sure if we put our heads together, we can come up with something.”

“Well…” Seras closed her eyes, letting the memory of the night play out in the forefront of her mind. “He was asking about Walter, mostly. If I spent a lot of time with him, I think? And I do, to be quite honest. It’s just that he was injured after the whole Tower thing, and I felt bad for him, so I offered to do whatever I could to help. After that, things just sort of… transpired, I guess. Is it so wrong of me to enjoy spending time with an old man?” 

“Not necessarily, but do you remember how you said it? Ignore my saying so, ma’am, but you’re not exactly glib.” He averted his eyes as she leveled him with a death glare. “Even you have to admit that sometimes you say things in a way that’s rather… easy to misinterpret.”

“I said—” Her nose wrinkled as she screwed her face in thought, ruffling her fluffy bangs with her fingertips. “I said that I only spent one night a week with Walter, since I didn’t think he could handle more than that. And then he made this off-color joke about testing Walter’s stamina, and I said that I—”

“Tch… hahaha!” Her frown became more pronounced as Barkley burst into peals of helpless laughter. “You did not!”

“What!? I don’t see what’s so funny! It wasn’t even that good a joke,” she added sullenly. “You’re not taking his side now, are you?” Barkley saw the flash in her eyes and immediately sobered, jaw shutting with an audible snap of teeth. He swallowed heavily, looking away as his innate human senses went into high alert mode. Seras took a deep breath, willing herself to calm as her undead heart began to ache with the urge to race in anger.

“It’s just that, well: when you put it that way, it seems like you and Walter are, erm…”

“What is it?”

“No offense, but you act so damn innocent! No, you are innocent,” he amended. “Do you not even realize what it sounds like you’re implying?”

“No? Clearly not. Why don’t you spell it out for me?” she ground out between clenched teeth. “Since you’re so worldly and wise.”

“If you insist.” Barkley heaved a breath. “Frankly, when you say it like that, it sounds like you and Walter are fucking.”

“Fucking—what?”

“One another?” He shrugged. “He’s old, but he’s not that old. He can probably still get it up, and no one would bat their eyes at the idea of a friends with benefits—”

“Come off it!” Seras fumbled the canon, her cheeks stained a deep red. “That’s disgusting! Walter is like a grandfather to me!”

“Hey, hey! Don’t bite my head off! You’re the one who told me to set it straight for you! Besides, shouldn’t you be more worried about that weird master of yours? He’s the one that decided that’s what you meant.”

“Oh… fucking hell!” Seras wasn’t often one to swear, but it seemed to be happening more and more the longer she stayed in the manor. “That annoying, infuriating old… bat!” She turned on her heel, sprinting towards the manor with a speed that nearly blew Barkley sideways. He staggered, regaining his balance and still somehow managing to keep a tight hold on the loaded rifle in his hands.

“You really are something else, ma’am.” He watched her leave, a pained smile on his face as he shook his head. Turning back to the firing range, he blanched at the sight of the Harkonnen and its equally heavy ammunition lying where she had dropped it. Both would need to be back inside the armory before the dew fell. “Oh, fuck it all.”

 “Master Alucard!”

If Alucard had been the sort of man to startle easily, he would have jolted at the sound of his chamber door crashing against the stone wall in an echoing symphony of rotting wood and hammered metal. Somehow it miraculously held, wobbling precariously on rusted hinges before being blown back once more as Seras charged in with the righteous fury of a Valkyrie and the unparalleled bloodlust of—well, of a vampire.

“Wake up, you miserable, motheaten pile of—!” Any further insults to his person were left smothered in her throat, drowned by the grinding of her jaw and forgotten entirely when he caught sight of the hellfire blazing in her eyes. The presentation did not alarm him; it was not the first time a fuming blonde had roused him from dozing dreams of days long gone, and it was certainly not the last. Intrigued, he straightened up in his chair to face this would-be adversary head on.

“Is there something you need, Police Girl?” he inquired with all the blithe disregard he could muster, looking his little protégé up and down with a sneer. Seras was practically frothing at the mouth, hands fisted and ample bosom heaving with each unnecessary breath. She let out a new barrage of muttered curses at his smug dismissal, nostrils flaring as she advanced even closer to where he sat.

“Let’s get one thing straight right now,” she hissed, leaning in so that they were nearly nose-to-nose. “I. Am. Not. Fucking. Walter.”  

“Is that so?” How… interesting. Only a week or so prior, Seras had been nervous at the thought of entering his room, much less remaining there for any amount of time. At the time, she’d managed to hide her emotions well. But now it seemed that anger was more than enough of a catalyst to push aside her wariness, and belay any qualms she had about not only entering into his space uninvited, but facing him on her own terms.

A part of him did wonder if he ought to be more incensed that she’d given up the subservient attitude. On the whole, however, he found himself rather… pleased.

“Is there any particular reason for this little outburst?” he asked, further drawing out the amusing diversion. “Or should I brace myself for more mundane facts about your night?”    

“What—that—you know bloody well the reason why!” she screeched, throwing up her hands. “Ugh! Honestly, I don’t even know why you’d come to that sort of conclusion in the first place! Walter is probably five times my age, and that’s including the vampire bits! He’s certainly old enough to be my grandfather at best, and anything we have is strictly platonic! Furthermore:  and I don’t say this lightly, mind you—”

Alucard watched as she paced the length of his chamber, boots echoing off the stone tile and hands gesticulating wildly to punctuate her breathless tirade. Her cheeks were flushed, rosy with agitation, her brows wrinkled thin lips twisted in a grimace. It was a far cry from his master’s lectures, which were often rife with threats of punishment and calls to action in the face of backlash from her own superiors. Seras had a certain energy in her anger that directly mirrored her usual cheer. It lent a spark of honesty to her emotions that was… striking, though he felt that humans might have called it endearing.

“Earth to Alucard? Are you even listening?”

“Believe me, my dear: the sound of your voice could wake the dead.”

“That’s not an answer!” She was standing before him again, vexation melting into a wounded expression. Her brows furrowed so that a small wrinkle appeared above the bridge of her nose, chin ducking into the collar of her uniform as the corners of her mouth dropped in her distress. “Master Alucard, do… do you hate me?”

“What?” He was not quick enough to hide his surprise, eyes widening behind the round lenses. Nor was he able to completely mask his displeasure at such a question, lips pursed in a small frown that was somewhat different from his normal scowl.

“I meant what I said, you know. I don’t regret choosing any of this.” Seras waved her hand at the room, as though the shadowy corners and dusty furniture could somehow encapsulate her experience as a vampire. “It’s just that sometimes I think maybe you regret choosing me. And maybe… maybe that’s why you’re in such a hurry to be rid of me.”  The same hand fell to her side, fingers flexing nervously against her stockings.

“And how, pray tell, did you manage to arrive at such a ridiculous conclusion?”

“Ridiculous!?” Her mouth dropped open, shoulders sagging. “What’s so ridiculous about it? According to you, I’m a terrible vampire. I don’t make you proud; I don’t give you anything to boast about. I don’t even make decent company.” Her eyes darted to the chest nearby his chair, where it had remained following her impromptu escape.

“You’ve taught me so much already, and in such a short amount of time,” she admitted. “But you also seem to think that it’s improper to want any sort of companionship at all. Don’t you get lonely sometimes?” Seras tilted her head, gazing imploringly at him through her bangs. “I know I do.”

Why should I be lonely? The thought occurred to him before he had time to process her question. I have you. His frown deepened as he met her gaze, bitterness eating a hole in the place where his heart used to beat. How on earth had she managed to convince herself of such a bizarre, human notion? Seras was a fast learner, true, and in her time at the organization she had already learned a great deal. But there was so much more still to cover; they had barely scratched the surface of what it meant to be a vampire! Did the teacher naturally resent the pupil for their ignorance?

“Suffice to say, you’re once again wrong on all accounts.” He shifted in his chair, lacing his fingers and squeezing until he felt his knuckles start to buckle beneath the pressure. It served to regulate his temper, keeping his voice calm as he spoke. “The act of turning you into a vampire is one of the few choices I have no reason to regret.” A strange lump arose in the base of his throat at the admission, the familiar echo of some past emotion. It was not regret, not anger. Soft, poignant… fondness, perhaps? Affection? He brushed the thought away for another time.

“You are more than my student. You are an apprentice, a disciple that I have chosen to take under my wing. You may live in my master’s home and work beneath her watchful eye, but until you partake of my blood, you remain under my jurisdiction. As for your failings, many as they are… why should I resent you for them? They are steppingstones, a broken path that can only lead you to your true calling as a sovereign of the night.”

“Stumble though you will, you only fail me the moment you cease to try, Seras Victoria. Thankfully for us both, you are obstinate to a fault.”

“Master, I don’t know whether I should be insulted or not.” Her brow wrinkled again, this time in mirth. “I think that’s actually the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me. It’s honest, at least.”

“A simple observation, nothing more. Make of it what you will.”

“Well… maybe I am obstinate. Because I’m not going to avoid Walter,” she declared with an expression that dared him to protest. “We listen to the radio together, he and I, and it’s the most entertainment I have around this dusty old manor. You can spare me that much.”

“Is that so?”

“It’s so. What’s more: the next time you get the bright idea that I’m fooling around with someone behind the scenes, just ask me.” She winked. “Unless you want to try changing my mind.” Something in his expression must have spooked her; she took a step back, laughing nervously.

“It’s just a joke! You don’t have to glare at me like that…. L-Look, I’ll just see myself out. Sorry about your door, by the way. I can fix it.” She awkwardly tried to bend the hammered metal frame back into place, blanching when it broke apart in her hand. “Erm… okay, I’ll get Walter to fix it,” she muttered, tossing the ancient chunk of splintered wood aside. “Either way, it’ll be fixed by morning, I promise!”

“Police Girl….”

“Right! Sorry! I’m going, bye!” He listened to her scurrying footfalls, mapping her course through the manor as she went in search of the man he’d told her to avoid. Insubordinate… churlish, defiant little thing, isn’t she? He tipped his head, eyeing the partially full bottle of wine at his side.

Still, it’s more entertaining that way.

for I have sinned

On Ao3. 

Summary:  Alucard likes to mess with other priests, not just with Anderson.

Note:  Maybe I'll write a second part. It's on your choice. Does anyone want a chapter two for this?

The morning sun's dazzling light shone through the window, the light was only amplified by the clean white wall. The shadows were forced to retreat into the corners of the room waiting for their time to come.

And yet it wasn’t the strength of the light that wake Father Anderson up, it was the warmth of the rays. He awoke with a pleasant sensation, or at least a much more pleasant one, than the one he had gone to sleep with.

He allowed himself to stretch lazily. His shoulders cracked with a satisfying sound, and they were soon followed by the joints of his legs. Finally, there was no burning sensation, aches, or throbbing inside him. He turned around carefully on the shaky bed. Every wound he got from last night's hunt were already healed thanks to his regeneration.

Reaching down carefully, he ran his fingers along the ragged edges of his cassocks. He found more than a couple bullet holes. On his trousers there was a dark, yet still distinctly red stain from dried blood. He had to get new clothes. Unfortunately, he was sure that he would not be able to change into anything else. His temporary accommodation, a smaller Catholic church housed a priest who was at least three heads smaller than him.

Luckily, the car will arrive soon, which will take him to the nearest plane. And there was always a change of clothes waiting for him on those. He just had to leave unobtrusively, as Maxwell used to say a long time ago, trying to be witty.

As he got out from the bed, he glanced out the window. There was a tidy little garden outside, it contained two chestnut trees. Thanks to being around late spring, they were full of white flowers. The priest remembered his home, where similar trees grew in the much larger garden of the orphanage. Those must be blooming by now too.

He missed his home, sooner or later he became homesick on every one of his missions. But there were things only he could do, and he always made sure he could return home again.

Closing his eyes, he slowly rubbed his face. It was time to leave.

Before heading out he took one last look outside. Beyond the ornately decorated fence, people walked the streets, focusing on their own thoughts, most of them looked at their phone. None of them suspected that there was a priest watching them, a priest who was officially declared dead 50 years ago. That was the same day he reborn, in a way.

Anderson was about to leave, but along the fence he saw a figure making his way towards the church, he was wearing a long red coat.

The priest froze in his movements.

The figure's footsteps slowed down a bit. His crimson eyes were clearly visible, as he looked not just at the church, but directly at him. Anderson felt the hairs stand on the back of his neck, but before he could do anything, the vampire walked away.

He knew full well that that damned vampire should have left the town long ago. He himself got back at the church at around three o'clock in the morning, after they finished off the vampire and almost finished off each other. Unfortunately, local police put an end to their deadly dance.

Anderson's hands trembled. That bloodsucker should have been with his master a long time ago.

It took a few moments for him to calmed down a bit. Whenever he was near the vampire, there was always a kind of tension in his blood. He didn’t know where it came from, but it helped him focus on the bloodsucker with each of his senses, so he relied on it more and more. And the mysterious tension rewarded him for it because he felt the movements of his nemesis grew more predictable with each time. Despite him thinking only a couple of months ago that he was just a monster fighting on instinct, he turned out to be so much more.

Adjusting his coat, he opened the door of his room. He got around the building, heading for the main entrance, taking bigger steps than necessary. The rays of the sun made the white paint shine as it towered over the ground. As he passed the wall, nearby laughter of children reached his ear. If he remembered correctly, the school belonging to the church was just a few blocks away. The spring sun continued to warm his dark coat, in other occasions he might have enjoyed this quiet morning.

The giant doors of the church were wide open. Approaching them was enough to feel the cool air flowing out from inside of the building. A chill ran down on his arm and he instinctively pulled his torn coat closer to himself. His footsteps echoed as he passed between the rows of benches.

"Morning." His throat felt dry, and he needed to swallow.

"Hm? Oh, good morning, Father Anderson...It's indeed a good morning. I mean the weather is lovely." Father Saw sat on the very first bench, his eyes fixed on the altar even as Anderson stepped beside him. "How did you sleep?" The man could not be more than 40. His thin, lean figure was clothed in priestly reverend. The black formal somehow made him look even thinner than he actually was. In his auburn hair one could already see a couple of graying hair.

"Good." The iscariot carried ran gaze throughout the building. Tidy, clean, welcoming, these words came to his mind. He found the place more than adequate. Father Saw kept the house of God and the flock of God in order. Anderson felt some satisfaction. He opened his mouth to speak again but the other man was faster.

"Tell me, Father Anderson. I don’t want to be indiscreet, but do you happen to know a tall man in a red coat? He looks to be around his mid-30s. Quiet a striking looking man with long black hair."

Anderson's body tensed up for the second time in the day. For a few moments, he could see the shape of the vampire and its glowing eyes clearly in front of him.

"Why are you asking?"

There was a brief silence in the church. The only thing that can be heard was the faint o laughter of children filtering through the walls. Then a bell rang in the distance, signaling the beginning of their class.

"Father Saw?"

The man cleared his throat.

"I'm sorry, my thoughts wandered off a little." He turned his dark brown eyes towards Anderson for the first time, those eyes were hiding something. When he spoke again, his gaze turned towards the altar again. "Just out of curiosity. You could say that at least... The young man was here this morning, after the morning mass." Father Saw nodded, mostly to himself.

"What did he want?"

"Well, your friend-"

"He's not my friend."

"Oh, then, you partner, perhaps?"

"Not my partner either. Why did he come here? What did he want?"

"He came to the church to make a confession."

Anderson expected all sorts of answers, just not that. "Make a confession?"

"Oh yes."

"That bloodth-" He bit the sentence before it could be continued. "That bloody…man...came here? To confess?"

"Yes."

"And what did he say?"

Father Saw looked up at him tellingly. "It remains between us and the Lord. It's after all His business."

Anderson's mouth twitched a little, but he knew it wouldn’t be any use to insist. He forced himself to nod slowly.

"I see. The point is, I know that person. At least since last year. Sometimes we meet, I think the Lord sets him in my way as a test of sorts."

"Now-now, Father Anderson, remember that everything is going according to His plans." Father Saw smiled faintly.

Anderson raised his eyes towards the sky. This was undeniably so.

"He seemed like an interesting, person." Father Saw could clearly recall the image of the figure. He could see him passing between the last row of benches after stepping out of the booth. He smiled back at the priest, eyes that glistening crimson. It must have only been the trick of the light, that the priest assured himself again.

"So he confessed his sins. I would assume not all of them."

Fater Saw sighed slowly, not really knowing what to say. So, he did what he usually does when the situation becomes too awkward. He skirted around the topic and started on another.

"Well, he did a confession but first he asked about you. I think he was worried about you, Father Anderson."

He had to swallow a snort back and just nodded.

"He was worried about me, well, he didn't need to, the important thing is that he left and he won't return." Anderson muttered. The thought itself that a vampire dared to step into the house of God, was infuriating. And between two growls, he tried to ignore the tiny yet existing part of his self that was curious about what the vampire exactly confessed. "Anyway, thank you for allowing me to stay in the church. Now it's time for me to leave, if I'm not mistaken my car has already arrived."

Father Saw's let his shoulders sag a little. He hasn’t even noticed how tense they became during the morning.

"You're welcome, Father Anderson. Thank you for visiting to help us." Even if I don’t really know what was that you actually helped with. But the bloodstained trouser leg and the bullet-torned clothes were pretty convincing for me to not ask too many questions. Thought the younger priest. "Have a nice trip home, Father Anderson."

"Yes, thank you." The Iscariot glanced around the building once more. His eyes settled in the confessional booth for a moment. Then sinking deep into his thoughts and headed towards the main entrance.

 After Father Saw was left alone, he slowly rubbed his face and sighed deeply. He had eventful days behind him. First the child disappearances, then Father Anderson, whose arrival was announced only a day before by the bishop. Blood and injuries, and that man returned at dawn. And to top it off, that strange man and his confession.

He couldn't say anything because of his oath. Though it wasn't as if he had been able to say anything to Anderson anyway.

For years he had already listened to many kinds of secrets and sins and absolved many kinds of people. But there were still things that were able to shake and confuse him completely.

'Every time I see him my blood feels like fire, and I can't focus on anything else. He makes me feel things I forgot about a long time ago. '

Father Saw squeezed the bridge of his nose. It will be a long time before he could get rid of those memories. He could still hear the man's voice, which sounded so deep one could hardly believe it belonged to a mortal.

'I know it's bad, father. But I want to make him mine. I want to taste every part of his body and make him cry out from pleasure. And I want to make him beg for more and the best part is that I would give it to him. '

He didn't even know the man's name, nor did he know where he had come from and why and how a Catholic priest would associate with someone like him. What kind of people were those two? And how did they appear here as if out of nowhere. Even more importantly, did he want to know the answer?

He needed to get outside for a breath of fresh air. Decided Father Saw as he rose from the bench. He needed a change pf pace.

'Maybe one day, he will be mine, but until then I can only just watch and dream, father. Maybe it's a bad thing, but I can't change it. I just want him. '

He stood up a bit shakily and slowly crossed himself.

 The next day

 Anderson opened the door into the ornate office, inside everything seemed garish to him. He took a short glance towards the huge painting, taking up the entirety of one of the walls. Nothing has changed since he left. Part of him was a bit disappointed, he always hoped that Maxwell would one day realize that this opulence was tasteless and did nothing to help his work. He once tried to point this out, but his former disciple said the room was decorated like this for a long time. He also stated that the painting that Anderson despised the most, was a gift.

Now, sitting at his desk, the bishop ran his eyes down a sheet of paper and rubbed his forehead.

"Is everything all right, Father Anderson?"

"Yes, everything is all right." He replied succinctly as he walked closer to him. "Why did you call me, Maxwell?"

The bishop's mouth twitched a little. Almost every time he needed to remind Anderson to call him according to his rank. But for once he decided to overlook this.

"If everything went well, what is the reason for Father Saw submitting the request to the local bishop to be reassigned to another region?"

Anderson shrugged honestly, so Maxwell continued.

"This is the fourth time, Anderson. The fourth time you and that vampire will show up and within a few days the local priest request to be transferred." A sheet of paper was put into a smaller pile. Maxwell folded his hands into his lap and looked straight into his teacher's eyes, the priest stood his gaze.

"What do you mean, it's the fourth time?"

"For the fourth time. In two months. Even a Protestant would notice the fact that there is a pattern to this thing. I just want to know why the pattern exist so we can pay attention to it in the future."

"What did they say?"

Maxwell didn't even have to glance at the page. "Overall, they feel like they can't serve God enough in their current place. Their flock became too big, and they want to be in a quieter place." The bishop shook his head. "So? What can you tell me about these four cases? I know you finished the vampire, and I also know you ran into Hellsing's dog. But maybe something else happened too?" He slowly looked the man in front of him up and down.

Anderson glanced towards painting. The angels circled the saint in the middle, who reached towards the sky with an almost cathartic smile. In the bottom of the picture people were bathing in blood, their faces reflecting pure pain. The father could not stand this painting. The features of the figure in the middle, resembled Maxwell too much.

"Father Anderson?"

He answered after a moment's silence. "I don't know. I think they were just shaken by the deaths. They would not be the first or the last to ask for reassignment after a tragedy. Very few have to deal with literal monsters in their lives."

"Well, if I have to stand before the pope with that as an answer, so be it." Seeing Anderson's gaze, he lowered the self-sacrificing edge in his voice. "Thank you for visiting me. That would be it."

The priest glanced at the picture once again.

"You can go, Anderson."

"All right." He walked slowly towards the door, then turned back with his hand on the handle. "Sometimes get out of there, Maxwell. This place is," he continued after some thought. "You spend too much time indoors. And try to eat properly."

Maxwell couldn't hide his embarrassment, which made him feel warm at first and then anger mixed with some pride, but when he spoke, he tried to completely suppress the latter in his voice. "I'll think about it, Father. But I'm very busy these days, but I'll see what can I do."

The young man nodded slowly.

Anderson's mouth trembled, then he walked out of the office, leaving Maxwell behind. The bishop glanced at the painting and did not even notice the satisfied smile that appeared on his lips.

 For once, the basement was not in complete darkness. And this was also one of those rare occasions when the vampire didn’t spend all his time shut in there.

"If you had seen the face of that priest, Walter!" Alucard laughed sincerely, holding his glass towards the butler. "And his voice. It became just as high pitch as the others when they realized what we were going to talk about. Or what kind of sins they needed to absolve me from."

"I can only guess what kind of horror he had to go through thanks to you." He filled the glass of wine and then sipped a little from his own cup, with a small smile playing on his lips. "How many priests was blessed with the chance to gain insight into your worries?"

"This was the fourth." The vampire grinned contentedly. "I have almost forgotten how refreshing it can be when a man is freed from the burdens of his soul." He drank slowly from the wine. "A fraction of them at least."

"Refreshing? You mean fun." Walter glanced at him and crossed his legs. He was sitting across Alucard in a comfortable armchair that had been recently brought down into the basement.

"Combining the pleasant with the useful?"

The butler snorted and then chuckled under his nose. "I don't even want to know what exactly you said to that poor soul."

Alucard's grin widened, his eyes gleamed brightly as he remembered back to yesterday morning. Even now he could clearly recall the stuttering voice of the priest. He was just as shocked as the three others when he entered the confession booth. But he had to admit, so far all four had endured and none of them fled from him.

"I wonder where you got this idea from?" Walter shook his head with a smile.

"Actually, we owe it all to Anderson. He was the one who told me a few months ago, during one of our hunts, that a monster of my own kind would never be able to cleanse itself of its sins. Even if I apologized all my life."

"And of course, you took that as a challenge."

Alucard chuckled deeply. "I took it as a good advice, Walter, good a good advice from a good friend."

"A good friend, I see." He put his cup back on the tray.

"In the beginning, I just wanted to upset a priest. But since then, more and more new things have appeared in mind, and whenever I confess, I think it will be the last one. But it never is."

"Oh, I wonder why that is."

Alucard raised an eyebrow at the butler but received only a small chuckle in response.

"Either way, I'm glad you managed to get yourself something to occupy your time. Of course, in addition to constantly upsetting Anderson and provoking every meeting of you two into a battle."

"Not every meeting." Corrected it, a little maybe arbitrary, Alucard.

"Oh?" Walter chuckled as the vampire just snorted. "Still, try teaching Seras something more useful over time if possible."

"As soon as she starts consuming blood properly." Alucard waved it off. "What?" He raised an eyebrow as he caught the look in Walter's eye.

"Nothing." The butler shook his head and stood up picking up his tray. "But it's time for me to go, the dinner won't serve itself."

Alucard finished his glass, murmuring slightly. "Always on duty."

"Well, not everyone is lucky enough to have fun at work." Walter left the basement with a telling smile. "Have another nice night, Alucard."

"Hm," the vampire refilled his glass, then began to swirl it around slowly, watching the red liquid splash around the edge of it.

The passage of time was hard to tell inside the cellar, at least for an average person. Alucard could feel it without mistake when the day turned to night, or the breaking of dawn. However, he hasn’t really bothered with the passage of time since long ago. He could afford his thoughts to roam freely.

'Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.'

Alucard still had to laugh. He doesn't need forgiveness, hell, he would never ask for it. But what would he say if Anderson would offer him forgiveness? How would he react? How soon would he stab the bayonet through the wall of the confessional? Or what if he would just listen? And if he could sit through it all? After all, he is still a priest, a bloodthirsty, fiery, and fighting priest.

The vampire's eyes flared up with an even more vivid red. His excitement was similar to when he fought with Anderson, be it side by side or against each other.

He drank slowly from his glass.

Maybe...there could be a way.

He placed his empty glass on his desk. Then, he got up from his chair and walked through the walls into the garden. Outside, he looked up at the clear sky and smiled at the silvery light of the moon. It was really beautiful today, - The thought ran through his mind. -, almost as much as Anderson’s eyes when he is fighting.

He paused for a moment.

"Well," he chuckled deeply. It seemed that even his own thoughts could surprise him from time to time. Well, he had a lot to think about.

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Hellsing Liveblog Ch. 35-40

This is the one-part “Xanado”, and the five-part “Final Fantasy”. 

So last time, we saw a Millennium team led by Rip Van Winkle take control of a British aircraft carrier, which forced Hellsing to send Alucard to deal with the situation.   He accomplished his mission, but now he’s stuck on the boat by himself, because vampires can’t cross running water.   I suppose Hellsing would have arranged a second aircraft to pick him up, but they’ve got bigger problems on their hands.   Just as Alucard finishes off Winkle, reports come in of communication breakdowns all over Great Britain.  Military, intelligence, police, all out of reach.  Integra recognizes this as Millennium’s next move.    By taking out the communications networks, they ensure a clear shot for their invasion force to move in.   But how did they pull this off?

Simple, they did it the same way they arranged all those vampire attacks during the summer, and the Valentine assault on Hellsing Manor, and the Brazillian Police raid on Alucard’s hotel suite, and Lt. Winkle’s takeover of the H.M.S Eagle.    They convinced a bunch of Brits to betray their country in exchange for being turned into vampires.   The only real surprise here is the sheer breadth of treachery this time around, as Millennium must have created dozens of sleeper agents throughout the country, each tasked with hijacking or sabotaging key defense systems.  And Vice-Admiral Penwood’s command is no exception.    Those a-holes who gave Integra a hard time earlier?   Turns out they were in the tank for Millennium all along, and now that the invasion force has arrived, they’ve revealed their true colors.   At first, they’re pretty thrilled to have captured Integra Hellsing herself, but she calmly informs them that they’re minor league vampires at best, and they’ve foolishly revealed themselves in the presence of expert vampire hunters.

And Walter calmly slices them all up with his magic wire powers.  Cool.

But that’s not going to stop the one thousand vampire soldiers currently heading into British airspace.   I think the most striking visual in this part of the story are the expressions of sheer excitement on these guys’ faces.  They’re just so thrilled for what’s about to happen, and when you consider how long they’ve waited, it only makes sense.   It’s almost infectious, until you recall just what it is they’ve come here to do.  

Meanwhile, Alexander Anderson watches the Millennium blimps roll in.   Oh, right, I forgot about him.    Back in chapter 25 he was still in Brazil, trying to locate Millennium’s HQ, but all he found were human agents trying to stop him, which he found rather insulting.   Then Maxwell contacted him to explain what he learned from the summit with Hellsing, and he ordered Maxwell to come to London in preparation for a great crusade.   But unlike the Crusads of old, their enemy is not Allah, but Mars, since Millennium is so devoted to war.   Anyway, Anderson’s here and ready to rock.

Meanwhile, the people of London finally spot these blimps rolling in, and it’s pretty horrifying stuff.   We’ve already seen the carnage that can be wrought by a few vampires, and now it’s a thousand vampires, and they’re all Nazi soldiers to boot.   The sense of dread here is just palpable.

Aboard the flagship (flagblimp?) the Major starts giving his men their orders, and they even have a stupid invasion handbook for the occasion.   Warrant Officer Schrodinger lost his and has to share with the Captain.   I suppose this is intended to alleviate the tension, except, no, it really doesn’t.    These guys are all horrible monsters in every sense of the word, and they’re about to do awful, unspeakable things.    Schrodinger’s comic relief moments only make it worse.

The Major gives an extra-long speech for the occasion, basically outlining all the buildings and people in London that he wants his men to destroy (tl;dr: “all of them”).  He then assigns Lt. Zorin Blitz to take one of the blimps with a contingent of men and head for the Hellsing mansion on the outskirts of town.   She figures that’ll be an easy gig, since Alucard is away, but the Major warns her not to underestimate Integra Hellsing or Seras Victoria.   He doesn’t exactly explain his concerns about Seras, but the mere fact that she’s Alucard’s servant is probably reason enough to be mindful, and Integra is Alucard’s master, and she comes from a long line of vampire hunters, so the Major considers them both to be archenemies on the same level as Al himself, despite their inexperience. 

So the Major explicitly orders Zorin to go to the mansion but not to attack.   Her task is to observe an wait for the Major’s order.    This will be important later.

Then the Major orders a bunch of V-1 and V-2 rockets launched at London.   I mean, geez, were the hundreds of vampire soldiers not enough?  Did he think he needed to soften the city up first?  

Then the troops jump out of the blimp to begin their assault.  They look like they’re parachuting down, but I don’t think any of them are wearing parachutes, since they shouldn’t need them.  It’s almost pathetic the way they talk to each other with all of this professional military talk and congratulating each other on a successful landing.    London is virtually defenseless and this is a slaughter, not a battle, but they’ve been psyched up for this for 55 years.

Back at Penwood’s base, Integra warns him to flee before the main invasion force arrives, but Penwood insists on remaining at his post.   He confesses that he’s completely incompetent, and he only has this position because of his inherited title, but he refuses to abandon his duty, since that’s the only honorable thing he can do.   Integra leaves him a gun with silver bullets and wishes him well as she heads for her own duty.    Penwood orders his men to evacuate, but they refuse, since Penwood can’t actually operate any of the equipment here.

So now we get an extended sequence of Milennium marching through London, basically sacking the city and slaughtering anyone they meet.   This is accompanied by the lyrics to “Akuma Stocking” which I think was used in the anime adaptation as well.   There’s a lot of gory scenes here, but the three main visuals that stuck with me in the anime are these:

First, this motherfucker eating a baby.   

Second, all the Londinian civilians they bite end up rising up and transforming into ghouls, who then join in the slaughter.    It’s easy to forget about ghouls at this point, but Millennium never forgot.   Their artificial vampires can’t turn virgins into new vampires, and I think that may be by design.   They were counting on their victims rising up to compound the horror.    

Third, just a lot of bayonet-usage going on here.   You’d think they’d be content to bite and shoot people, but these guys seem to enjoy hoisting up their prey to show them off.   It’s a horrific nightmare and there’s no end in sight.   

Integra and Walter speed home as fast as they can, but they stop to take out a Millennium soldier in a shootout with London police.    She can’t save the cops, but she does avenge them.

Back at the Naval base, Penwood sends out a final transmission as he expects the enemy to enter his post at any moment.    His men are all dead, with the last one shooting himself to avoid becoming a ghoul.  He tells anyone who can hear him to resist and do their duty.    Then he recalls his first meeting with the young Sir Integra.   Back then, he found it ridiculous that a 12 year old should be in charge of Hellsing, but she quickly puts him in his place, and established that she would be asking him for favors from then on.  

But Penwood won’t be granting any favors to the Kraut bastards who storm his post.  Instead he sets off the explosives they set up earlier and I guess they all die together.   I wouldn’t have thought an explosion would kill these vampires, but they are a lot less formidable than Dandyman or the Valentines.   Luke couldn’t regenerate his foot, for example.

When Integra shot that one vampire, she gave away her position, and now Millennium is on her trail.   Just when it seems they have a clear shot at escape, someone blocks their path, and Walter tells Integra to take the wheel and find another route.    He’s going to stay behind to fight this guy, but he doesn’t think he can hold him off for long.

Integra does as he asks, but orders him to return alive “at all costs.”   Hmm.

Walter uses his wire power, but it turns out this is the Captain, and he’s apparently powerful enough to foil his attack.    Walter recognizes him, presumably from when he and Alucard fought the proto-Millennium in the 1940s.

And then the Major flies along in his blimp and confirms it. 

Meanwhile, Integra gives the Last Battalion a merry chase, but eventually she crashes the car and seems to be cornered.  One asshole tries to get closer to finish her off, but she decapitates him with her sword.

His comrades accuse her of being a “sore loser” and tell her to give up, but she mocks them all for being cowards who surrendered their humanity.  She’s hardcore, she’s hardcore.

But before she can fight all these vampires alone, somebody comes along and throws a bunch of blessed bayonets at them.   These did a number on Alucard and Seras, but they didn’t cause any lasting harm.   Seras was even able to pull them out without too much trouble.   But this shithead just disintigrates on the spot.  Remember, the Last Battalion’s main advantage is their number.   Individually, they’re not terribly impressive, at least as vampires go.

But yeah, it’s Alexander Anderson, along with his two sidekicks, Heinkel Wolfe and Yumiko Takagi, the stars of Kouta Hirano’s earlier manga, “Cross-Fire”.   We’ve seen Heinkel in Hellsing before, but I think this is Yumie’s debut here.  They chastise Anderson for interfering, since they were only sent to observe, but Anderson is too fired up by Integra’s fighting spirit, and he wants to kill some vampires, dammit.

Turns out there’s quite a few of these Iscariot guys here, maybe all of them, but Anderson starts doing a whole routine with them, as they chant all this stuff about how they’re assassins in the tradition of Judas, the disciple who betrayed Christ.  I’m not sure I get much of this, but it’s nice that Hirano put some thought into Section XIII as the super-secret death squad of this fantasy version of the Vatican.

And that’s all we have for now.   

Amane Nishiki and Relius Clover Bio's

Annon-Guy: Here’s bio’s on Amane Nishiki (support protagonist) and Relius Clover (one of the main antagonists) from the BlazBlue series.

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Amane Nishiki

Amane Nishiki (アマネ＝ニシキ), also known as the Uzume, is the current Onlooker of the world. He runs a small troupe consisting of orphans of war that he has adopted, and ventures across the world. He is a mysterious figure, but once he has his eyes set on something, or someone, he wants, it is difficult to dissuade him.

Personality:

Very honest about his own desires, and a dogged and relentless opponent of anything he deems wrong or dishonest. He looks after the boys—mostly war orphans—that he’s recruited to his troupe with a great deal of kindness.[1][2][3]

Straightforward and honest about nearly everything, Amane is true to his beliefs and has an unstoppable determination. When he sees something, or someone, he desires for his troupe, he will never take ‘no’ for an answer. This can grating, and some people have even tried to runaway from being scouted into the group. When he is not being straightforward, Amane speaks in riddles, dancing around a subject and using various terms associated with performing troupes to mask his intentions. It does not take long for this mask to fall, and then he will tell his victim what he desires from them.

Amane cares for those in his troupe as if they were his own family. He’s adopted war-orphans, giving them a family, job, and home with him, and goes far out of his way to oppose what he considers an injustice. Nothing fazes Amane - even when someone is holding him by his throat, an aura of cockiness and subtle arrogance in his abilities remains.

There are times where Amane makes innocent mistakes and does not notice until a long time afterwards. He once taught Bullet’s Mercenary Squad dancing techniques when he mistook them for being a “troupe” instead of “troops”; he did not realise until three days and nights after he had started. This incident scarred Bullet for years because of Amane’s harsh dance teaching and regime.[4]

Side Note:

All of Amane’s special attacks are named after Super Sentai.

Amane is an Observer like Rachel Alucard and is immune to her Slave Red Ability.

Rachel refers to Amane as “Uzume”.

Amane’s seeks out Carl Clover to recruit in his Dancing Troupe in the story due to his Bishonen and cute appearance. In Gag Reels, this aspect is flanderized to make Amane look like he’s Gay for Carl. Sadly, when Carl turns the the dark side like his father, Amane loses interest in him.

He likes beautiful things (especially handsome men), dislikes social withdrawal, and his hobby is making Japanese Sweets.

His dream is to witness a stage filled with the strongest fighters who can change the world. As Amane puts it, the perfect dance and the the perfect fight are one and the same.

Drive Ability: Spiral - Can turn the ribbons on his robes into drills that can pierce and destroy an enemy’s gaurd. It can go up to 3 levels. If you try to block a level Spiral Drill, you will be defeated by INSANE chip damage!

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Relius Clover

Relius Clover (レリウス＝クローバー), known to many as the Mad Puppeteer (狂気の人形師), is the patriarch of the Clover family and the former Colonel of the Novus Orbis Librarium’s Engineering Department. He was once the leader of the Ten Sages, known as The One (ザ・ワン) and formerly belonged to the Immortal Breakers, having worked alongside Valkenhayn R. Hellsing. He wants to destroy the world and rebuild it as its architect.

Personality:

Consistently self-centered. He has barely any interest in things that are unrelated to his research, and detests wasting time. He can be social, but aside from his research it’s only to “maintain appearances.” It’s not that he doesn’t experience changes to his mood, but rather that he won’t let himself lose his calm and collected demeanor. He behaves extremely coldly to the ignorant, whom he regards as fools.[3][4][5]

Apathetic to everything and everyone that is not research or the fulfilment of his own goals. Relius is a self-centered individual who surrounds himself in the pursuits of every science and Art, giving everything he has to understand what is presented to him. His research mainly concerns the soul and anything related to the Boundary, but he has expressed interest in a wide variety of subjects. Because Relius only sees people as souls, which he further sees as reducible elements, the lives of others are trivial to him. Relius does not care for emotions, bar hatred and determination, two things which can strengthen the soul.

Relius’ fascination in his own research and lack of interest in anything else also extends to his family. He has demonstrated no love towards Carl, seeing him as an annoyance and not a son. It is only when Carl began to demonstrate hatred towards him that Relius finally acknowledged the boy and began to educate him in his research. His love towards Ignis and Ada also seems questionable at best, having only ever complimented them on their souls and willingness to commit to his research.

Professionally, Relius maintains a social facade in order to fulfil his goals, but that does not mean that he feels genuine affection or connection to any of his colleagues. There are times when their actions interest him, such as Hazama wanting to fulfil his wish and Izanami’s desire to know if she has a soul. Other than the arts and science, Relius has expressed an interest in other subjects such as philosophy and literature.

When he is not researching, Relius enjoys opera.

Side Note: The Fluctus Redactum: Ignis, the Automaton at Relius’ side, is his OWN wife (Ignis Clover? that Relius transformed into a replica Nox Nyctores called a Detonator.

He was also responsible for transferring Ada Clover’s (his daughter) soul into the Nox Nyctores, Nirvana. Nirvana/Ada currently travels with her brother, Carl Clover.

In Naoto Kurogane’s World (The Bloodedge Experience World), Relius is not the evil man he is in the BlazBlue World. He’s a calm and kinder man. He even built Naoto’s prosthetic arm and leg.

In the Gag Reels where he and Hazama go to a parallel world, Relius shows that under different circumstances, he’s a legitimately good father and husband to the Clover Family.

It’s heavily implied that because he can see a person’s soul, he’s gone blind. No confirmation though.

Father of the years, ladies and gentlemen (Intense Sarcasm inserted)!

Drive Ability: Detonator - Summons Ignis. She’ll follow Relius wherever he goes and can perform attacks unique to her until Relius teleports her away or until the Ignis Meter drains from using her too much or takes too much damage. If Ignis becomes immobile, the Ignis Meter needs to refill before you can use her again.

Hope you like them.

A Look At Stuff You Probably Never Heard Of: BlazBlue: Alter Memory

Hoo boy! I’ve been sitting on this one for a while! Interesting note, while Valentine’s Day is coming up at the time of writing this, this entry isn’t for Valentine’s Day, but rather, because February 14th is the birthday of a character who doesn’t even care about romance. Today, we’re taking a look at an adaptation of a video game. Today, we’re taking a look at... BlazBlue: Alter Memory! There will also be spoilers.

An adaptation of the video game series of BlazBlue, the anime was animated by Hoods Animation and aired on Tokyo MX, TV Osaka, and TV Aichi, airing from October 8th, 2013 to December 24th of the same year with 12 episodes in total. It would later get an English dub by FUNimation, with many voice actors from the games reprising their roles.

This anime follows the events of the game. In the year 2199, a mysterious and powerful man known only as Ragna the Bloodedge has been attacking various cities, slaughtering any member of the major governing body, the Novus Orbis Librarium (or NOL) in his path. As a result, he has become an SS-class criminal with the highest bounty on record. On top of his own strength, he possessed the fabled Azure Grimoire or BlazBlue, a very powerful item. As he arrives in the city of Kagutsuchi, several characters are alerted to his presence and they’re tracking him for their own reason; but none more so than Major Jin Kisaragi, Ragna’s own brother who wishes to kill him.

As stated previously, the anime follows the events of the game, adapting several important story elements and fights from the first two games; Calamity Trigger and Continuum Shift. Not only that, but several themes from the games have been reused or remixed, such as Ragna’s Rebellion, Noel’s Bullet Dance, or even Ragna vs Jin’s Under Heaven Destruction. Not to mention many characters also perform much of the same moves they do in the game, like Ragna’s Devoured by Darkness and Noel’s Type V: Assault Through.

However, the anime has also done its own thing on occasion. For example, Ragna meets with Lambda-11 (in the game, she’s kept away from him at all costs) and she mourns the death of a creature. Being someone with little free will and needing someone to tell her what to do, she mimics what Ragna does while he teaches her what he means to live and how to be gentle. And in another example, Ragna is taken to the Kaka Clan Hot Spring to heal a bad injury (in the game, there is no hot spring and Ragna heals after a few days). This is basically a beach/hot spring episode with Rachel, Taokaka, and Litchi joining Ragna in the hot spring.

And so, the time has come for my Final Recommendation Never Let Go Of It||Get It||Hold Onto It||Try It||Consider It||Stay Away From It

Okay, anyone who knows me knows that I LOVE the BlazBlue series. However, this isn’t a very good adaptation. For starters, I said that it adapts the first two games, but only the first 4 episodes are dedicated to Calamity Trigger with the following 8 going to Continuum Shift. It’s also worth noting that the anime places a lot of focus on the three major characters, Ragna, Jin, and Noel with the other characters either having little presence or having their impact significantly reduced. For example, Carl Clover, a boy who’s tracking down his father because his sister was turned into an automaton doll and is a childhood friend of Noel and Jin, only appears in one episode, where he injures Ragna (like in the game) and nothing more. And the busty doctor Litchi Faye Ling, who has her own plot, is only around to assist Ragna or Noel with little hint of her own story.

The only other characters who get screen time are Rachel Alucard because she’s so involved in the story and Hazama because he’s the main antagonist. But again, their involvement is nothing like how it is in the games.

And a major point of contention is actually the style. While it’s faithful to the games, the animation has been mocked for being of such poor quality. Case in point the above gif, with Jin throwing a block of ice. He’s supposed to be throwing his patented Ice Blade. Or when Ragna fights Hakumen, there’s a shot of Hakumen standing over Ragna, only he looks absolutely massive, seeming about 12 feet tall while Ragna appears about 5 feet tall. Thankfully, the BluRay release fixed a lot of issues, such as Jin’s Ice Blade, as seen here.

Another problem is that it doesn’t elaborate on various details. For example, at the climax, Noel has been transformed into Mu-12 and Ragna has defeated his rival and mortal enemy, Hazama. But rather than kill him, which was Ragna’s primary goal, he simply leaves Hazama on the floor, heavily injured and coughing up blood. In the game, it was established that he and Mu share a Life Link, in which if one person is killed, they’ll simply be revived over. The only way to kill someone once a Life Link has been established is to either kill both people or find some way to break the link. In the anime, however, there’s no mention of a Life Link. Overall, the anime is more for fans of the games, who know what’s going on and makes for a poor introduction for those who never played BlazBlue.

All in all, if you’re a fan of BlazBlue, I say check it out, if mostly to laugh at the various errors within. And so, I’ll see you guys next month, but before I go, I’ll leave you with the intro to the anime, known as Blue Blaze.

Earth 999 Complete Season 1

Episode 1-3:

Episode 1:

The year is 2020. In this world, monsters are real. Almost anything conceived in fiction is reality for these people. With monster attacks almost daily, the government's of the world set up task forces to deal with these beings. In 2010 a large organization attacked major cities and killed hundreds. These terrorists refer to themselves as The Collective. The leader of this cult has yet to be found, but it's main generals wreck havoc upon the world. Many spots are known for emitting large surges of energy. It's these blasts that new beings appear. Many have wondered why famous movie characters became real and some have turned evil. It's late at a top secret containment facility. The guards stay ready for anything. At the front gate, a black truck pulls up. The gate worker as s for identification. The driver ignores him. The worker calls 2 soldiers over who open the back of the truck. They aim their rifles inside and hear robotic laugher. Then 2 beans of light appear, one green and one blue. The figure holding them is tall and alien looking. The figure coughs before stepping forward. The soldiers open fire at the figure, but it crouched down and charged at them. After the robotic figure exited the trailer, 4 more followed. The gate worker screamed into the radio " We got commando droids. Lock it down! " The droids fired into the gate post, killing the worker. The figure with swords was crushing the 2 soldiers with his claws. One of the droids said" General, the gate has been cleared. " The general turned to face the droids. He ordered them to charge the facility. After 10 minutes of shooting, the soldiers lay dead. The general walked inside observing the dead men. One of the soldiers was still alive and said" Grievous, you won't stop anything. Your boss will be found. " Grievous responded by stabbing the soldier. Outside the base, two figures, both female observed the attack and decided to intervene. Grievous turned around after hearing him cocking. He saw two figured. One was a human female with long brown hair. The other was a werewolf with black fur. They stood over the commando droids who had been shot in the head. Grievous tackles and said, " You two have been a pain for years now. Zoe, just as dumb as ever. Ashlyn, still feisty I see. " The pair aimed at Grievous. Ashlyn replied, " How is Tsunami doing? She still killing innocent people? " Grievous grabbed the net by the throat and said" The condition of my boss is not your business fleabag! " Ashlyn responded by kicking Grievous in the legs. He let go and she grabbed a droids blaster. Grievous climbed on the ceiling and rushed away. The pair chased after him, firing their weapons at him. A chopper flew overhead and a Sangheli zealot jumped out. Grievous said, " Sywn, make sure they don't leave. " Sywn nodded and ignited her energy sword. She charged at Zoe and Ashlyn. Ashlyn pulled out a knife and dove under Sywn, stabbing the zealot in the foot. Sywn groaned and shoved the pair away. Sywn rushed back to the chopper and got in. Grievous closed the door and told the pilot to take off. Zoe and Ashlyn watched the villains escape. Inside the chopper, Sywn asked, " Did you get it general? " Grievous pulled out a hard drive and handed it to her. Sywn looked at the drive and said" She will be pleased." The end

Episode 2:

The chopper flew for many hours until reaching a crater in Afghanistan. Grievous and Sywn exited the chopper. Sywn went to her quarters while Grievous went to deal with the tasks that his job entailed. After arguing with a B-1 battle droid, he was worn out and just wanted some action. Then from behind him, he heard a voice say," Hello There." Grievous knew the voice and turned around, replying with," General Kenobi, You are a bold one." Obi Wan ignited his azure lightsaber and prepared for battle. Grievous motioned for a pair of Magnaguards to kill him. Obi Wan and the droids clashed in a flury of blue and purple. Obi Wan thrust his saber into the chest of one of them, turning it before swinging upwards and cutting the droid up. The other swung his staff towards the Jedi. Obi Wan dove down towards the droid, cutting its legs off. He finished the droid of with a swift slash at the neck. The droids head rolled away as Obi Wan said cheerfully," Is that the best you can do General?" Grievous again motioned his hand and dozens of Covenant troops rained down, all of them ready to kill the Jedi. Grievous cackled and said," How will you get out of this predicament? You came alone." Obi Wan smiled and said," Thats where your wrong General. I didn't come alone." Then two figures jumped down. One was a pale man with black flowing hair and a red suit, he wielded two hanguns. The other was a blonde female with a tan suit, She held a long rifle. Grievous said," Alucard, What a pleasure. I shall enjoy killing you and your little police girl." Alucard chuckled and said," Well, Well, Well if it isn't the robot with asthma. Police Girl, make his men explode." The female replied," Master my name is Seras Victoria." Alucard said," Whatever, just kill these space fucks." Seras sighed and began firing at the Covenant forces. Alucard aimed his pistols at Grievous and the two stared intensely at the other. Seras was beating the living shit out of the alien soldiers while her master and partner stared at Grievous. Alucard dashed at Grievous. Grievous responded by slicing Alucard up and finishing by removing his head. Grievous turned to face Kenobi and Seras while laughing at his victory. Obi Wan and Seras looked at him with concern. Then a voice said," You Done Goofed, General." Grievous growled at turned to see Alucard back together. Grievous shouted in anger," How the Satanic Bloodsoaked Hell did you do that?!" Alucard smiled and said," Fuck you, That's How." While this fight was going down, Sywn called in a shuttle to pick her and Grievous up. The shuttle flew in and hovered over the four. Grievous said," Until next time scumbags!" He leaped into the shuttle and it flew off. Obi Wan, Alucard and Seras looked over the dead aliens before taking a chopper for themselves and flying away.

Episode 3:

The date is 2020 in Las Angeles. A woman walks into a train station. Suddenly the lights shut off. The woman waves her hands and red lights come from her hands. Then someone shoots at her with a pistol. She uses the powers to block the bullets. The shooter walks into view and kicks her. The shooter says," Ah, The Scarlet Witch, Real Name Wanda Maximoff." Wanda groans as the shooter circles her. She flings him into a wall. The shooter was wearing Spartan Armour however and the impact did nothing to him. Then Wanda is struck by a beam of energy, sending her into a table. She gets up and sees a humanoid serpent resembling a cobra. It carried a spear with a scroll wrapped around it. Wanda said," Aspheera, Still working with Carlton?" Aspheera said nothing and thrust her spear towards Wanda. Carlton and Aspheera both teamed up against Wanda. Wanda lied on the ground. Aspheera prepared to plunge her spear into Wanda's chest when the sound of a man clearing his throat was heard. The villains looked to see a man standing in the shadows. Assuming the person would be an easy kill, Aspheera threw her spear at the man. The man caught the spear and stepped into the light. Wanda looked at the man and relief filled her after seeing who it was. The villains looked in anger at the man as they knew who it was. The man who caught a spear midair was Steve Rogers aka Captain America. While Aspheera was looking at Rogers, another figure leaped down and kicked her into a glass wall. The figure was a female fish-like creature with red hair and an eye patch. Carlton tried to shoot her, but the fish blocked his attack. The fish kicked his stomach, sending Carlton to the ground. Steve threw the spear and another figure caught it. The figure was a blonde woman with a bulletproof vest. The human clashed with Aspheera who fought with her tail. Aspheera knocked the human down and retrieved her spear. The fish threw her spear at Aspheera who then rushed out with Carlton. The 3 figures walked over to Wanda. The fish said," That snake bitch won't be around her anytime soon." Steve said," Good work Undyne, Nat." Wanda thanked them and the group went out to follow the villains. The group returned home. The End

Episode 4-5:

The date is 2020 in Siberia. A unit of Russian soldiers scans the snowy landscape for their target. A chopper flies overhead. Unknown to the soldiers, Zoe and Ashlyn have made their way to this area. The pair sneak through the trees as to not alert the Russians. They come across a crashed snowmobile. They investigate, pulling the driver's corpse off and checking him. As they search the wreck, a soldier spots them and yells to his comrades. Ashlyn groans and draws her pistol. She aims at the soldier who does the same. Ashlyn, being the quicker one pulls the trigger and fires a bullet into the soldier's leg. The others hear the shot and charge the area. Zoe draws her pistol and together with Ashlyn, take out 7 soldiers. Another Russian shoots their AK-47 at the pair. Ashlyn covers Zoe as they head to cover. The soldier slowly approaches them. As he turns the corner he is shot in the head by Ashlyn. The pair grab some bikes and head out. 5 days later in London, Ashlyn's phone gets a call. She answers it and says," Who is this?" The caller replies," This is your old friend, M. I ask that you and your partner along with one of my agents look into a company in France. My agent will meet you at the airport." Ashlyn replies," Is it him?" M responds," Yes dear, it's him, but seeing as you already have a romantic interest, I doubt he will be an issue. If he is though, you have my permission to do whatever you see fit." Ashlyn chuckles and says," Thanks. Talk to you later." With that, she hung up. Zoe asked," It's been 3 years since we worked with Mi6, I wonder if you know who still is their best." Ashlyn said," Of course he still works there. Besides, since we became a thing I doubt he will try any of his tricks." The pair packed and headed to France. At the airport, they spotted a blonde man with blue eyes. The man was wearing a grey suit and looked extremely professional. They walked over and Ashlyn said," Hello James." The man responded," I haven't seen you 2 in years. Unfortunately now isn't the time to catch up. It seems your old friend has entered the racing business." The 3 got into a car and drove to a hotel. When the got into the room, Ashlyn said," I got us separate rooms. We don't want to add any unneeded issues to this mission." Later that day they met at a racetrack. The 3 met up with a young man wearing glasses. Zoe said," Q, long time no see." Q said," I do hope 007 doesn't try any of his tricks on either of you 2." Ashlyn said," They won't get him very far." Q replied," We've developed a new car for you. I present the Aston Martin Rapide, A 4 seater. We gave it tracking abilities, machine guns, and the classic ejector seat." Zoe said," Still the same good old Mi6 cars." Q looked at 007 and said," I don't care if your rusty, this thing better be back in one piece." James reassured Q, but in his mind, he knew that it would be inevitably destroyed during the mission. The 3 parked their car and went to watch the horse race. As they entered, they saw a large number of aliens. The aliens glared at the 3 as they walked by. In the corner sat a green Sangheli zealot. This zealot called his boss after seeing the 3. The zealot said," Tsunami, their here." Tsunami said into the phone," Good Xeno, let them be for now, but if they find the car, kill them." Xeno replied," It will be done." He hung up and walked away. In the owners booth sat a werewolf with black fur and yellow eyes. Next to her sat a Kig-Yar with gold armor. On the other side sat a thin serpent like creature with a scope for an eye. The werwolf said," Cobrani, meet up with Xeno and follow the British spy and his 2 girls." Cobrani nodded and slithered away. The Kig-Yar said," Tsunami, this plan is bullshit, no one will believe it." Tsunami grinned and replied,"Freddy, all has been taken care of." 007 and the pair walked into the viewing area and spotted the villains. James said," Don't attack yet, we need to know what the wolf is planning." Unknown to the 3, a group of Sangheli soldiers walked behind them and prepared to take them out. The 3 felt pokes on their backs. Ashlyn turned around to see the aliens. She sighed and the aliens escorted them out. The aliens led them into an alley. They prepared to fire. Ashlyn stepped on one of the alien's feet causing him to drop his gun. Bond then hit another against the wall. Ashlyn kicked the last one in the neck, killing it. The one against the wall had broken his neck upon impact. The surviving alien looked up at Ashlyn. Ashlyn kicked it in the head, snapping its neck. They were about to leave when a pair of Brutes showed up. The Brutes aimed their weapons at the 3. Ashlyn quickly drew her pistol and shot both of them in the chest. Bond said," Let's get back to the car before more show up." They got into their car and drove off. Tsunami and Freddy stood over the dead Covenant soldiers. She groaned in anger and said," Next time send someone who isn't a fucking retard!" The villains went back to their mansion. At the hotel, Bond ordered liquor. When he heard a knock on the door he went to open it. He opened it and saw a CIA agent he knew. The 2 shared info and the CIA man left. The next night after getting dinner, the 3 walked back into their room to see the CIA agent standing there. Bond asked what was wrong. Then Tsunami appeared holding Bond's gun. She aimed it at the 3. The End

Tsunami cocked the gun. She aimed it at the 3. She said," You 3 have been annoying the living shit out of me for 4 years now. Since you shot my men, its time I shot one of yours." She proceeded to shoot the CIA agent in the chest. Tsunami locked the 3 in the elevator and had her goons fill the hotel with gasoline. She mocked them and left the hotel. Once outside she pushed a button on her phone which caused the gas to spark. The hotel patrons rushed out in terror. James tried to push the doors open. He got them open and the 3 exited the building. They got outside only to be met by police. The police chief asked," Is room 107 yours? Because we found this gun and a body in there." Bond said," That would be our room and that weapon would be mine." The police chief said," I'm charging you 3 with murder." Bond pushed the chief away and the 3 ran to a fire truck. They drove off hoping to avoid more errors. Then 2 motorbikes drove up. The riders shot at them. Ashlyn rammed the truck into them. Then 3 police cars appeared. She sped around the corner. Zoe said," We can't let Tsunami get away." Ashlyn said," I'm a little busy honey!" James was clinging onto the ladder. The police fired at them. Then a black truck pulled up and fired upon the police. James looked at the driver and saw that it was Xeno. The goons fired at the fire truck. Ashlyn rammed into the black truck, but it was too heavy to knock over. Zoe pulled out her pistol and shot out the enemy vehicle tires. It crashed into a bridge. They stopped their truck and got out. Xeno was gone and all that was left was a badly injured human. The human said," You have stopped nothing." He then died from his injuries. Then a building exploded followed by 3 more. The wreckage fell to the ground. The 3 watched in horror as the buildings went up in flames. As the heroes stood in defeat, Tsunami watched them from her yacht. She chuckled and said," Don't fuck with the Collective." The End

Episode 6-7:

The date is 2020. It's been a week since the devastating attacks in France. Zoe and Ashlyn returned to the US and have spent the last week trying to prepare for new threats. It was close to Halloween and they wanted to solve a more normal case. This case appeared when Ashlyn got a call from her close friend, Karina. She lived in a small town in New York that had a strange series of murders. Zoe and Ashlyn drove up to the small town. As they passed through the woods, they noticed all colors began fading away. Zoe said," Isn't this the place where a guy lost his head? What's it called?" Ashlyn replied," This place is called Sleepy Hollow, and yes they have a local legend, but I doubt that anything supernatural is happening." They arrived at an old-style house. They entered at caught up with Karina. It was late at night, a man was strolling through the woods. The night was eerily silent and all noise faded away. Then the sounds of a horse filled the night. The man began to walk faster. The horse sounded closer. The man pulled out a revolver and aimed it into the trees. He shouted," Come out you fucking devil!" As if to be a reply, a large black horse walked into view. The man aimed at the beast. The man quickly regretted this once he saw the rider. The rider upon this large black steed was drapped in black, he wielded a large broadsword and an axe. The most frighting part though was his head, it wasn't there. The horseman charged at the man. The man quickly fired a shot into the horseman before sprinting off. The horseman followed, determined to get a kill. The man tripped on a log and came face to face with the Headless Horseman. The Horseman looked down at the man. In a single slash of his blade, the Horseman removed the man's head. He grabbed the severed head and rode off into the darkness. The next day, news of the attack had spread. Zoe and Ashlyn were intrigued by this. Zoe asked," How many has the Horseman killed?" Karina sighed and said," This is the 7th. All of the victims were beheaded." Ashlyn said," I saw Sleepy Hollow, great movie, but all we have to do is find the Horseman's head and give it to him, Right?" Karina said," That's just a movie. This is real life. No one knows how to stop the Horseman, but we do have one plan. We asked the Lord to resurrect the man who can stop him. Ichabod Crane." Ashlyn laughed. Zoe jabbed Ashlyn with her elbow to which Ashlyn looked at Zoe. Karina said," I called you 2 here so you could stop the Horseman, but I can see you find our situation a joke." Ashlyn replied," I'm sorry, but we've seen a lot of weird shit, but a horseman without a head just sounds ridiculous." Karina said," Just help us kill the bastard." Zoe and Ashlyn agreed. The next night, Zoe, Ashlyn, Karina, and 3 hunters walked into the woods. The group was armed and prepared to kill. Then a fog bank rolled in obscuring the view. Then out of nowhere, a horse could be heard galloping towards the group. One of the hunters ran off in an attempt to slay the horseman. The others followed. They rushed through thick brush as they heard gunshots and screaming followed by a slashing sound. When they arrived they saw him. The horseman stood over the hunter holding his head.

The End

The hunters looked upon the Horseman in terror. The Horseman retrieved the head of the slain hunter and rode off into the fog. The next night the hunters returned to the woods. Zoe and Ashlyn split up to search for the Horseman's grave while Karina and the remaining hunters distracted the Horseman. Karina and the hunters approached the river. The sounds of life vanished and were replaced with the galloping of a horse. The hunters aim into the darkness. Then a slash removed their heads. Then the Horseman did something totally out of character. He kicked the severed heads into the river along with the bodies. He turned his attention to Karina. She fired 2 shots from her revolver into the Horseman, but they did nothing. The Horseman knocked her out, grabbed her, and rode off as Zoe and Ashlyn watched in horror. The next day they returned with automatic rifles and followed the horse tracks to a run-down cabin. The cabin was made of oak wood and had moss and plants growing all over. There was a stable nearby which was covered in strange symbols. They then spotted something that made all of this make sense. A pair of Sangheli warriors patrolled the area. Zoe whispered," Looks like the Horseman is just one of Tsunami's playthings." Ashlyn snuck up and killed the two guards. Then she dragged the bodies away. Then the Horseman walked out of the cabin. Ashlyn aimed at the Horseman, but Zoe signaled her to lower her weapon. Then a strange figure walked out. This figure was a werewolf with grey fur. One of its eyes had war paint. The most unsettling thing about this was the black wings protruding from its back. The figure spoke in a feminine voice," Get your headless ass over here before I send you back!" The Horseman obliged and returned. Before the pair could walk in, however, Zoe stepped on a branch. The werewolf and the Horseman turned to look at them. Ashlyn opened fire on the Horseman as the werewolf pulled out a flintlock pistol. Ashlyn stepped on more branches to distract the pair while Zoe checked inside the cabin. Zoe entered and checked the area. Meanwhile, Ashlyn was running through the woods, throwing rocks at the villains. Back in the cabin, Zoe found a hidden trapdoor under a rug. She opened it and climbed down. She found a map leading to the horseman's grave. She ran there and dug it up. Zoe torched the horseman's body thinking it would end the curse. Ashlyn watched as the Horseman and the werewolf looked at each other. The werewolf said," The girl did it. You are free." The horseman summoned his horse. Before getting on the black steed, the werewolf said," Tsunami says Hi and thanks you and your girlfriend for freeing the Horseman from this place." The villains rode off and Ashlyn ran to the Horseman's grave. They looked at each other knowing that they released another monster upon the world.

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he date is 2020. After rescuing Karina from the Horseman and unwittingly releasing him, Zoe and Ashlyn decided it was time to gather some friends and go on vacation. They called up Charlie and Vaggie, 2 demons who they worked with. The 5 of them drove down to Louisiana for a nice trip. The group was sitting in a restaurant waiting for their food. Charlie and Vaggie were looking at their phones for a good spot to relax. Charlie scrolled through pages and pages of spots. Karina said," What if we had some excitement and fought some monsters on the trip?" Ashlyn replied," Hey that's a good idea, we need a break from all these space freaks and cyborgs. We need something simple. Charlie put those into the search." Charlie nodded and typed on her phone. Just as the search yielded no results, a pair of young women walked up and said," We heard you were looking for a scary time. We have something up your alley." Ashlyn asked," Who are you 2 and what do you have that is scary?" The lead girl replied," I'm Jill and this is Vicky, We have another friend named Katie, but she isn't really a people person. As for our scary thing, we live on an island in the swamp. This island is just full of bugs and gators. It has something more supernatural going on." Ashlyn said," A haunted island, I've only heard one story about something like this. What kind of stuff you got there?" Jill replied," Back during the Civil War, a group of pirates used the island as a hideout. One day a regiment of Confederates got into a battle against some Union soldiers. The pirates were killed in the crossfire and the captain cursed the island with his last breath. Then after the Southern troops set up base, they disappeared." Ashlyn said," You had me at pirates, but Civil War soldiers are just a bonus. Thank you for sharing this historic haunting with us. If you want we can stop it for you." Jill replied," I'm shocked you are willing. Most of the other hunters we ask and too afraid because of a story involving zombies." Karina looked at Jill and asked," Did you say, zombies?" Jill replied," We don't have any, but another island around here was infested with them. Turns out the cause was werecats. I'm not joking. I follow the group who solved the case of Twitter." Ashlyn said," You think Twitter is a reliable source of information?" Jill nodded yes. The group ate their meal and walked out after paying. Jill showed them the way to the island which involved a ferry trip. The two cars arrived and boarded the ferry. Vicky handled paying while Jill told the heroes about the island. Jill said," There's only 3 of us and we are kinda scared to go out at night." Vaggie chuckled and asked," You hear weird noises at night?" Jill nodded yes and said," For months we've been hearing groaning and footsteps throughout the entire island. I don't think it's like the other island, but there are too many coincidences to ignore it." Charlie said," You keep talking about another island. What's that all about?" Jill said," Back in the early 2000s, some kids were making a TV show and looking for real monsters to film. They met a nice girl who showed them her boss's island. The island had 3 inhabitants. The kids were allowed to film there and found a bunch of spooky stuff. That night after 1 of the kids and his dog were heard screaming, the others went out to find them. Instead of their friends, the found zombies. They then were cornered by 3 werecats who sucked the life force out of people to stay alive. The zombies as it turned out, were just the victims of the werecats and not the bad guys. The kids along with a cop defeated the werecats and the zombies were at peace. That place has been abandoned ever since. After the story was told, it became a tourist attraction. They even sold stuff owned by the werecats and we bought some of it. Most of it was junk. That's the story of Moonscar Island. While Jill had been telling the story, the ferry had arrived. The group drove to a lovely old mansion. The heroes got out and admired the expansive area. Then Katie walked out and talked with Jill and Vicky. Jill showed the heroes to their rooms. Charlie and Vaggie had their own room together. As they unpacked, Charlie looked into the mirror. She looked away for a second and when her eyes returned to the mirror, she saw a Confederate soldier standing in it. She stumbled back as the soldier reached his hand out towards her. Vaggie noticed and punched the mirror. She looked at the broken mirror and the soldier was gone. Karina walked in and asked," What the hell happened?" Charlie said," There was someone in the mirror, but after Vaggie punched it they where gone." Jill walked in and said," Don't worry about the mirror, this happens alot shockingly. The group was ready for dinner. Charlie and Vaggie opted to eat outside by the swamp. The walked out there and settled down. After unpacking, the 2 demons began eating. While enjoying Southern cuisine, a green beam of light came down from the sky and touched the water. Charlie noticed it and looked out into the water. Vaggie followed and a blast of green light came from the water. Once the light was gone and replaced with moonlight, a figure came out of the water. Then more and more came out. The figures coming from the water were light brown in color, their clothing varied, but was torn. Their eyes were a souless white. They stumbled slowly towards the 2 demons while groaning. Vaggie grabbed Charlie and ran from the figures. They returned to the house and rushed into the dining room. Charlie was too scared to speak so Vaggie said in an anxious tone," There are zombies outside!" Ashlyn, Zoe, and Karina looked at them with confusion. until they heard the sinister groaning. After hearing what sounded like 20 or 30 people groaning, they rushed to the windows and looked out. They saw nothing but still were concerned enough to follow Charlie and Vaggie as they pointed out where the zombies came from. After looking at the ground, Ashlyn stood up and looked around to see if there was anything. Then the wind picked up. The trees shook as green light touched the ground. Charlie said," That's what we saw before the zombies showed up!" The light hit the ground and after dispersing, zombies rose from the ground. The group was terrified at the sight of rotting corpses walking around. They were split up by the zombies and both groups ran in separate directions. Charlie and Vaggie ran towards the ferry and asked the Driver for help. She simply looked at the moon and then back at the pair. Meanwhile back at the house, Zoe pushed the doors open to see that the lights were out. They checked around and while looking in the library, noticed that a book was missing. Jill walked out looking panicked and showed them a secret tunnel leading underground. As they walked through the tunnel, the heroes noticed torn pieces of cloth in blue and gray littered the ground. They entered a large chamber. While the heroes looked around, Jill locked the door. Karina noticed a book sitting on a desk and when she looked at the page, she gasped. At that moment the 3 were hurled against the wall by an unseen force. They couldn't move and saw voodoo dolls with rope around them. Katie walked out of the shadows and spoke in an ancient language. Then the 3 girls transformed, gaining cat ears and tails. Ashlyn groaned and said," God damnit. Of course they are fricken werecats. It all makes sense now." Jill laughed and said," I knew you'd figure it out. Now all you need to know is why. Its very simple. We were just a group of werecats doing what we had to in order to survive. Then out of nowhere, a werewolf offers us 3 million dollars each if we killed you. They said to do whatever we wanted as long as we sent them pictures of your bodies. Oh, and by the way, Tsunami says Hi." Back at the ferry, Charlie and Vaggie looked at the driver as they transformed into a werecat. The pair ran off. Jill heard the snarls and said," Looks like Rebecca found your demon friends." Ashlyn said," The ferry driver is a werecat?" Jill replied," Of course she is! We needed all the help we could get and besides, we couldn't have witnesses." Charlie and Vaggie stumbled into the zombies which sent them running in another direction. Back in the chamber, Zoe asked," Why would immortal monsters need money? Don't you just steal if off your victims." Jill sighed and said," As your probably aware, we consume the lifeforce of humans in order to survive. Humans don't carry that much cash on them and we've always wanted to expand our ranks so we took the wolf's job." Ashlyn said," I assume the zombies out there are not evil?" Jill said," I legit don't even know. We've killed so many that I forgot what half of them did while they were alive. What I know for sure is the even if you manage to kill us, the zombies won't let you leave. There's no way to put them to rest." Charlie and Vaggie burst in followed by pirate zombies. Jill snarled at them and revealed another fact. She ordered the zombies to attack Charlie and Vaggie. The pair held out against the slow zombies, but their numbers became to much to handle. The zombies pushed the demons into a hole to deep to climb out of. Jill sighed and said," Now that your demon friends are dealt with, you have one thing left to do before we consume your life force. Will you join our zombie horde and live amongst the undead?" Ashlyn told them no and Jill responded by putting the voodoo dolls next to a torch. Jills said," Either way, I get your life force so it really doesn't matter to me. I was just giving you a second chance. Shame you didn't see the potential." Vaggie lifted Charlie out of the hole and she made it pass the zombies. She threw a fireball at the werecats to distract them. It wasn't much, but it gave her enough time to torch Jill's spell book. The zombies along with the werecats started smoking. Charlie pulled Vaggie up and the heroes watched as the zombies and werecats disintegrated. Jill however didn't go up in flames and she pounced on Charlie. Vaggie looked at the book and saw a page was still intact. She quickly lit it on fire and Jill joined her friends as a pile of dust and bones. Charlie and Vaggie untied the others and they stood over the remains of over 50 people. Ashlyn said," Well this vacation sucked." The others laughed. Just then a Confederate spirit appeared and said," Thank you." The ghost saluted the heroes and they saluted him back. They left the cavern and the island.

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Episode 8:

The year is 1982. The pizzeria is busy today. Susie happily ate pizza while watching the robots sing and dance. Then a figure places it's hand on her shoulder. Susie saw a yellow rabbit. It said, " Follow me for a surprise. " Susie obliged and followed the rabbit away from the crowds. The rabbit showed her a room she had never seen before. Susie walked in and heard the door close behind her. Then it hit her...

2020: Zoe and Ashlyn were driving through the states to clear their mind from the zombie incident. Zoe checked her messages and one appeared. It told them to come to a small town. They drove into the town and walked into a crowd of people. The crowd was gathered for what appeared to be a memorial. They phone led them to an alley. Inside was an old robot. The robot had 2 heads. One was a bare endoskeleton while the other was a white fox head. The robot looked at them. Then some teens threw soda on it while mocking it. The trend ran off when they saw Zoe and Ashlyn. The robot had slipped on the sofa and was now covered in trash. The robot said, " I was hoping you'd come. I've heard about you two and we have a situation here. " Zoe helped the robot up while Ashlyn asked, " Who are you and why did you call us?. " The robot replied, " I'm Mangle. We have a uh quirk around here. " The trip walked by the crowds and observed the memorial. It was for 5 children. Zoe was unsettled by how young they looked in their photos. She wondered my someone so young was taken from this world. Mangle said, " People around her don't like animatronics because of the incident. " Ashlyn look at Mangle and asked, " What are they honoring? " Mangle signed and said, " Back in the 80s, there was a pizzeria, it was really popular. Then in 82, some kids went missing and it closed down. Then someone stole a suit from it and disappeared. Just a lot of spooky stuff. " As the crowd dispersed, people have Mangle looks of suspicion. Later that night, Mangle and the pair drove to a restaurant. When they got out they shone their lights around. When they touched the logo, Zoe and Ashlyn,s hearts stopped. The sign said the name Freddy Fazbears Pizza. Mangle tore down the door. The walls were converted in kids drawings of the same 3 characters, a bear, a rabbit and a chicken. The tables were worn of cover in old pizza. The tiled floor had grass growing in the cracks. It was a spooky sight. Ashlyn checked the logs for the place to find anything of value. The logs revealed a suit was missing, a yellow rabbit suit. A note left by a previous employee cleared this up. The suit was in the back room, however this did not calm Ashlyn down. She met back up with Mangle and Zoe. The group found the hidden room. The room had blood and suit parts. Once the room was inspected, they decided to leave. The intercom then turned on and a male voice said, " Welcome to Freddys. This place closed down when those kids went missing. I, however had unfinished business and came back. That resulted in extreme pain and suffering. Now me and my friend will grant you the same privilege. Vanny, go get em! " The trio rushed for the door. A masked figure blocked their way. It was a female with brown hair and a rabbit mask. She held a knife. Ashlyn and the mask girl fought while Mangle and Zoe got away. Ashlyn pushed the mask girl to the ground and ran for the door. Once outside the group had mere seconds to relax before 4 police cars pulled up...

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Episode 9:

The year is 2018. In New York City, a flash of light bursts from the sewer. Then red water comes out of the storm drain. Out comes a tall lanky figure. It has four arms. It wears a white and pink striped suit with black boots and pink gloves. The creature coughs up water and looks around. He said, " This isn't hell. Where the fuck am I? " Then from the water forms a figure. The spider said, "God fuckin, dammit. What do you want Val?" Val chuckled and said, " This is what you get for crossing me you little whore! Now have fun while I deal with the mess you made. Good day my little Angel Dust." Val dispersed and Angel groaned. He walked through the dark alleys. Angel,s phone beeps and it shows a bounty on his head. Angel said, " That little fucker! " Right after the words left his tounge, a gang of thugs pulled up. Our stepped a large snake like figure. It was extremely thin and had a sniper scope for an eye. The snake said, " Looks like Val's prized toy is broken. Let us fix you. " Angel threw a trash bag at a thug. The snake reacted by firing at Angel with a sub machine gun. Angel ducked and ran from them. Two motorcycles followed him. Angel tried to call a friend, but there was no signal. Then Angel felt a sharp pain in his back. Angel then fell too his knees before passing out. When he woke he couldn't move. His hands were tied to a pipe. His legs were chained to the ground. Still a little sleepy, he yawned. Then all came back to him when the snake slapped his face. Angel chuckled and replied, " Harder Daddy. Hit me harder. " The snake groaned and said, " My name is Cobrani. So, how shall we kill you? " Angel said, " Why the fuck should I care!? I just got sent here and now I'm being hunted! " Cobrani grabbed a tool and squeezed Angel's leg. Angel cried out in pain. Cobrani did not care and continued to inflict pain. Just as Cobrani aimed for Angels crotch, but before he could, he heard gunshots. Cobrani slapped Angel again and left the room. Once Angel had full control of his body, he used his extra arms to grab the tool. He cut the ropes and the chains. Angel peaked on the door and saw goons running from some thing. He grabbed a gun and looked around. Angel made it outside. His relic was cut short with the sound of a gun cocking. Cobrani was standing behind him in the road. Angel dropped his gun and put his hands up. Before Cobrani could shoot however, a grey car rammed into him. Cobrani was sent flying into a wooden fence. The driver asked, " Are you Angel Dust? " Angel nodded and got inside. The driver was a werewolf with black fur. Angel suddenly felt safe and fell asleep in the backseat.

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Episode 10:

oe and Ashlyn are arrested for trespassing. After explaining their story to the police, they are released. Zoe, Ashlyn and Mangle drive home. While sitting in the backseat, Mangle finds a picture of two young girls. Mangle asks, " Who are they? " Zoe replies, " They are mine and Ashlyn's. We adopted them. The older one is Alli, she's 15 and has autism. The other one is Miller, she's 13. since we are out a lot, they stay with our friends although most of the time Miller can take care of both of them. " Zoe pulled into a lot. An apartment building stood next to them. The 3 walked in and knocked on Karina's door. Karina opened the door and called out Alli and Miller. Miller saw Mangle and was amazed while Alli ran off crying in fear. Zoe went after her while Ashlyn sat down and relaxed. Zoe walked into the kids room. Alli was curled up in a ball on her bed. Zoe said, " Alli, it's ok. The robot won't hurt you. " Alli shook her head in disbelief. Miller showed Mangle her favorite video games. After convincing Alli to come out, Zoe introduced Mangle. Alli was slow to befriend the animatronic. After that everyone was tired and went to sleep. It was 3 am. Alli and Miller were fast asleep. Outside the building sat a black car. Sywn and Carlton occupied the space along with 3 henchmen. The goons got out and went inside. They unlocked the door and walked to the kids room. The goons grabbed Miller and Alli. The screaming awoke the heroes who grabbed their weapons. Ashlyn walked out and shot on of the goons. The other two made it outside. Alli cried and kicked the goons holding her. Ashlyn shot at the car, but Sywn returned fire and drove off. Inside the car, Miller held her sister while the goons groaned from Alli's crying. Sywn pulled into a warehouse. She got out and told a pair of jackals to get the girls. The jackals opened the door, but Alli kicked them and ran off. She had made it to the entrance when a gunshot echoed. This terrified her and she curled into a ball on the ground. A werewolf walked out holding a smoking gun. Miller knew who it was when she saw them. It was Tsunami. Tsunami caressed Alli's hair while looking down at the scared teen. Tsunami said, " Your mother shouldn't have left you. " Miller said, " Don't touch her you whore! " Tsunami chuckled and replied, " Such fowl language for a girl of your age. I do wonder who taught you those words. " Miller said, " Ashlyn said there ok when talking about fuckers like you! " Tsunami grabbed them and brought them inside. Tsunami locked them inside an old office. Miller comforted her sister before verbally abusing the villains. Alli found a hole in the wall and crawled through it. She found herself in the second floor. She found an old phone and called her mother. Zoe answered and was scared and relived to hear her daughter. Zoe and Ashlyn sped over to the warehouse. They crashed through the door and gunned down 3 goons. Tsunami realized where Alli was and went Carlton after her. Tsunami then grabbed a dart gun and shot Zoe and Ashlyn. When the woke up they were chained to a pipe. Sywn held Miller while Tsunami held Alli. Tsunami said, " I could kill all four of you even give zero shits afterwards. " She then slapped Alli in the face just to mock Zoe and Ashlyn. Ashlyn said, " I'll fucking impale you for that! " Tsunami chuckled. Alli regained her footing and grabbed Tsunami's pistol. She shot the terrorist in the leg. The recoil from the shot caused her to drop the pistol. Miller used the chaos to stomp on Sywn's foot and push her into a pair of jackals. Miller grabbed the pistol and aimed it at Tsunami. Tsunami kicked Miller in the leg causing the pistol to fall to the ground. Carlton and Alli raced towards the pistol. Alli made it first and shot the rogue Spartan in the foot. Tsunami and Miller fought each other, exchanging punches. Karina then barged in on a motorbike. She shot The chains and freed Zoe and Ashlyn. Sywn ran towards Alli, but was shot by Karina who said, " Leave her alone you alien fucktard! " Ashlyn grabbed a chain and wrapped it around Tsunamis neck. She proceeded to strangle the terrorist until she saw Alli. Ashlyn let go of the chain. Tsunami was not grateful and proceeded to stab Ashlyn in the chest. Alli grabbed a nearby gun and in an quick moment, shot Tsunami in the back. Zoe rushed towards Ashlyn who was bleeding out. Tsunami fell over unconscious. Karina called the police. Ashlyn was sent to the ER while Tsunami, Sywn and Carlton were arrested. The villains were sent to prison and Ashlyn don't 2 months off. A week after the trial, Ashlyn read a text saying that the villains had escaped.

The escape: The villains were sitting in a cell when the walls explode around them. The 4 guards are gunned down and Tsunami looks to see a werewolf with a robotic arm. She said'" So you did get my message Selina. " Selina replied, " Anything for my big sister. " She used her arm to break the cell open and took the three villains with her.

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Act 1: The year is 2020. Tsunami has escaped custody. Once back aboard one of her infamous destroyers, she calls her goons to a meeting. Tsunami sighs and said, " We need to capture one of the heroes. Does anyone have any suggestions? " A henchmen replies, " What about the offspring? " Tsunami groans and shoots this man before saying, " We already tried that and I ended up in prison! " Aspheeea said, " What about on of their more sensitive members such as the demon princess? " Tsunami said, " That is a good plan. Now, who will take the task? We should have 3 soldiers in command. " Sywn raises her hand. After a robotic wheeze, General Grievous joined in. Sywn looked at her girlfriend Nora Khan. Nora raised her hand and the three villains went off to capture their prize. Two days later in Vegas, a pale female demon with rosy cheeks is gambling. The demon is winning and drinking excessive amounts of wine. The demon has another standing next to her. The pale demon is showing signs of increasing drunkenness. The side demon says, "Charlie it's time to go." Charlie looks at her girlfriend. Back in a hotel room, Charlie and Vaggie get in an argument. Charlie storms off and walks down the street alone. A black Aston Martin follows Charlie. The driver steps out, intrigued by the pale girl. Charlie looks at the man. The man says, " My name is Bond, James Bond. You are? " Charlie introduces herself and gets into Bond's car. James is driving down the road and into the desert when he looks into his side-view mirror. In the mirror is a black car. The car pulls up to the Aston Martin and after getting a glimpse of Charlie, opens fire on them. Charlie panics while Bond deploys countermeasures. The Aston shoots from its tires. The enemy car crashed into a billboard. Charlie looks back at the wreck before turning to Bond. Bond becomes pleasant again and asks, " A girl like you couldn't be single. What's the deal with you walking down the street? " Charlie sighs and said, " Well I had a girlfriend, but we had a fight. " Bond takes advantage of the moment and asks, " Well how does two people spend a night in Vegas? " Charlie realizes what Bob d is trying to do, but cares little about it. They drive to a hotel. After walking into a suite, Bond lays on the bed. Charlie joins him and they proceed to kiss. While making out with Bond, Charlie feels his sidearm and steps back. Charlie is visibly confused and scared. Bond explains, "It wasn't chance that we are together tonight. I'm a British agent. Seeing as your a person of importance, they sent me to protect you." Charlie and Bond resume kissing. They then fall asleep. In the morning, Charlie stands in the balcony looking out into the desert. Bond joins her. They drive off again. Charlie asks Bond to stop the car when she sees an old house. Bond waits in the car while Charlie checks it out. A black truck pulls up and a good grabs Charlie. Bond pounds the gas and races after the villains. After losing the car, Bond is furious. He deeply cared for Charlie and doesn't want her to get hurt. Bond was just about to drive off when a message is sent to his phone. It's a picture of Charlie, severely beaten and tied to a chair. It also has a set of coordinates. Bond plugs them in and races off to save his woman. After an hour of driving, Bond sees another car. The occupants open fire on Bond. In a flurry of bullets, a grenade lands in the backseat. It goes off and the car is torn apart. Bond is flung from the car and bleeding. Before blacking out he sees Sywn and Nora whom he recognizes. He wakes up in a grey room. He is tied to a chair and he looks around. In the corner stood Grievous. He walks up to Bond and holds his head. Grievous said, " Your efforts will be in vain Mr Bond. You will die along with the demon girl. " Bond replies, " Grievous, you will join your friends in Hell. " Grievous has Bond thrown into a cell.

Act 2: Bond sits in his cell hoping Charlie is ok. Then a guard walks by and opens the door. Bond kicks the guard and breaks his neck. Bond grabs his rifle and sneaks off to find Charlie. Bond finds Charlie tied to a pole and unconscious. He untied her and wakes her up. After Charlie wakes up, the base shakes. The pair run to a window and look out to see the base has become an aircraft. A trio of guards show up and open fire. Bond guns them down and hands a rifle to Charlie. Grievous has been watching the whole escape and goes to kill them himself. Grievous leaps down and grabs Charlie with one hand. He runs off and the ship lands at an air field. Grievous slaps Charlie and locks her in a cage on board a train. Grievous and the two aliens leave in a train. Bond steals a jeep and races after Charlie. Unknown to Bond, a pair of fighter planes pursue him. The first plane swoops down and almost cuts him with a propeller. The second plane shoots at Bond. Bond sprays the engine and causes the plane to crash into the caboose. Bond boards the train and shoots a pair of guards. He makes it to the storage car where Charlie is. He freed her and they continue towards the engine. Sywn jumps out and Bond fights with her. Bond is losing and drops his gun. Charlie grabs it and shoots Sywn off the train. Nora jumps out in rage. Bond kicks her and throws her off the train. After fighting another alien, Charlie and Bond stood outside the engine.

The Final Battle. Bond kicks the door down and sees no one. Grievous kicks the pair. In the scuffle, Charlie fired a fireball at the bridge and it collapsed. The train hangs over the now flaming bridge. Bond and Charlie climb to the roof of the train. Grievous climbs up and ignited his lightsabers. Bond fires his gun at Grievous. Grievous charges at them and Bond trips him. He falls and drops his sabers. As Grievous hangs on the hook for the cars, he grabs Bond saying, " If I die, your going with me! " Bond kicks Grievous and grabs a loose cable. He aims the gun at the hook. He exclaims, " Have a nice swim! " before shooting the hook. The hook comes looks and Grievous plummets clinging to the engine into the river below. Charlie looks down and sees a clearly amused Bond hanging on a train cable. She chuckled and pulls Bond up. They look as the engine hits the ground and explodes. Charlie looks at Bond while holding his hand. She said, " I like you James, but I should get back to my girlfriend. " James smiles and they share one last kiss before getting into a car and returning to Vegas. Bond pulls up to Charlie's hotel and before she got out, he gave her his phone number. His last words before driving off are, " See you later Charlie. " He drives off and Charlie sees Vaggie standing outside looking happy. The pair make up and head inside.

The End

James Bond Film:

The date is 2020 in Ireland. A shipwreck has sent nations scrambling to retrieve the cargo. A group of mercenaries have set up camp and are stripping the ship. Two mercs walk their daily patrol when they find a man with a crashed motorcycle. The first goon points his rifle at the man. The man said, " No need for the gun. I just have a gift. " The man hands the mercs a box. They walk back to their base. The man touches his watch. The box exploded and kills 4 mercs. The remaining goons rush at the man. The man pulls out a pistol and shoots a pair of them. Three remain. One rushed to a mounted turret. The man shoots another goon as he reaches for a rifle. The second to last goon hides behind a barrel. The man grind and fired at the barrel. The barrel exploded, killing the goon and sending debris into the barrel of the turret. The last merc aims at the man. He pulls the trigger and the turret explodes. The man walks into the command rent and grabs a paper. He says into a radio, " Command this 007, enemies eliminated. I have the plans for Firestriker. "

Act 1: Bond walks into his office and sits down. Moneypenny walks in and hands him a packet. Bond says, " New mission already? " Moneypenny replies, " It seems that the plans you received were copied and emailed to high paying corporations. M wants you in her office in 10 minutes. " 10 minutes to by and Bond heads over to M's office. M. Looks at Bond and says, " 007, as your well aware, the Firestriker is the name of a new defense system being developed by the Americans. The ship you found was sunk by unknown assailants. Now it seems the system has fallen into black market hands. I want you to find out who is selling the plans and return them here. You'll be heading to Italy. We've tracked an old friend of yours and it seems they have some connection to the seller. " Bond replies, " You mentioned and old friend. Who is it? " M sighs and says, "It appears that General Grievous didn't perish in Nevada. Italian police caught footage of him 3 days ago. Also someone called The Big One has been listed as hosting the auction for the Firestriker. We aren't sure who they are, but I want you to find Grievous and the Big One and retrieve the information from them." Bond leaves the office and boards the flight to Italy. As he walks through the airport he sees some men with a briefcase. While this is suspicious, something else catches his eye. A blue fish like creature with red hair and an eyepatch. The fish appeared to be watching the men. Bond leaves the airport and drives his car to the hotel. He noticed the same blue woman there and they exchange glances. Later that night, Bond receives an invite to a Party hosted by the Big One. He goes and as he walks around the party, he bumps into the fish girl once again. They sit down at a table and talk. Bond says, " Your very beautiful, what's your name. " She replies, "My name is Undyne, I noticed you seem to appear everywhere I go mister? " James replies, " Bond, James Bond. " Undyne chuckled and replied, " Well Mr Bond, I hope you enjoy the party. I have business to attend too. " She walks off and Bond gets up. He walks around the party. The speaker announces that the auction is about to begin. Bond sits down and watches. The Firestriker plans are brought out and everyone goes silent. After several bids, it appears that no one will buy the weapon. Then a guard is shot with a arrow.

Act 2: The crowd dispersed in fear and Bond watched a deer headed creature wielding a rifle rush towards the Firestriker. The wendigo says, " Find the sniper. it's probably her. " Another goon is killed and Bond rushed out. While passing the crowd he noticed Undyne holding a crossbow. A guard pops out and wrestles her. Bond pulls out his Walther and shoots the guard. Undyne looked at him and they run off. The pair run to Bonds car and get in. The wendigo appears and sprays the car. Undyne pulls out a small pistol and shoots the wendigo. 2 cars filled with goons appear and pursue the heroes. Bond races through the streets as the guards pursue him. Bond pulls a lever and a razor flies out of the boot of his car. It hits the first goon car and it stops. The second follows them. Bond looks at his surroundings and comes up with a plan. He pulls a switch and the tail lights become shotguns. They shoot out the tires of the second car. It tumbled over a wall and lands on the ground in a flurry of fire. Undyne pulls out a hard drive and chuckles. Bond asks, " What is that. " Undyne replies, " Its the Firestriker system. The one they had was a fake. I had stolen this one before the party. " Bond reaches for it, but Undyne aims her gun at him. Undyne says, " You can have it once I'm done with it. " They go to their hotel and head to Bonds room. Undyne used the shower while Bond sits there. She comes out and they sit together. Undyne kisses Bond and they soon make out. After intense love, they fall asleep. In the morning Bond wakes up to find Undyne gone. On his dresser is a picture of Undyne tied up and bruised. Bond is furious as much as his annoyed that this keeps happening. He remembers the Nevada incident and groans. Bond finds instructions on the back. Return the Firestriker or she dies, the note says. Bond wonders how they got Undyne, but not the Firestriker. He checks the bathroom and finds a note from Undyne. It says For James, The Firestriker. At that moment he heard the sound of a gun cocking. A feminine voice says, " Turn around 007. " He turns around and sees the wendigo from the party. She says, " I'm Nyx, Grievous says greetings and sends his regrets that he couldn't be here in person. " Bond says, "What got you working for the good general?" Nyx replies, " That's not you concern Mr Bond. Now I hope you've made peace with your lord. " She aims her pistol at Bond. Bond kicks her in the leg. Nyx dropped the gun and Bond slams her into his dresser. She pulls out a knife and swiped at Bond. Their fight leads them to the balcony . Bond is pushed to the ground. Nyx leaps at Bond. He reacts by pushing her over th edge and sending her falling down 3 stories. Bond exclaims, " What a terrible diet she had. "

The Final Battle: Bond drives his Aston Martin to an old church. Guard patrol every inch and Bond turns on his alarm to attract as many as he can. 6 guards approach the car. Bond activates the front machine guns and kills all six of them. A screech is heard from the church. Then a velociraptor walks out. It speaks quite well and says, " James Bond, Mi6's top dog. Surrender or we kill the woman.. " Bond fires the machine guns again and grazed the raptor. Bond steps out and walks towards the church. He enters and after shooting another 2 guards he finds Undyne tied to a chair. He freed her just as Grievous appears. Grievous punches Bond. Undyne lunges at the cyborg, but forced against the wall. The church then shakes. It begins to collapse and sink into the ocean. The raptor leaps at Bond, but instead falls into the water. Grievous holds Undyne over the edge and says, " We can trade, the Firestriker for the girl. " Bond throws a brick at Grievous who dropped Undyne and falls into the ocean. Grievous and the Big One survive, but are arrested by Italian police. Undyne grabs a spear and hooks the cliff. She crawls back up and looks at Bond. The two take a yacht and said around Italy. On board the boat, M calls. Bond answers and M says, " Well done on retrieving the Firestriker. Are you returning home soon? " Bond replies, " Just finishing up this last lap Ma,am. " He drops the phone and makes love to Undyne while M listens in in disgust. Bond and Undyne head to the top deck. After sharing a drink they make love as the sun sets on another day.

Episode 11:

It's 2020, A war has been raging between the evil Collective and the nations of the world. The Collective has been gathering new allies to join their ranks. It's a hot day in the UK, people are just going about their daily tasks. Then a large triangular ship appears in the sky. The ship is what Star Wars fans know to be a First Order Star Destroyer. The Destroyer dissapears in a flash of light. It reappears over Ireland. Taking residence in an old castle are Tsunami and Selina. They look upon the massive warship with glee as they had been the ones to call it. Tsunami walks inside to the command center and establishes a radio between herself and the commander of the Destroyer. A blue hologram appears, showing a uniformed man in his 30s. The uniform resembles those of the Nazis, but with a more Sci Fi twist. The man spoke with a vaguely Irish accent and said," This is General Hux of the First Order. We have recived you invitation to join your army and have come to inform you that we accept." Tsunami replied," Good to see you Hux, We have been waiting for the old members to rejoin us. It's good to see that we still have allies in all corners." Hux looked around and saw the Imperial Era Stormtroopers guarding the room and said," I can see you need more updated troops. Luckily we have what you need. Prepared to recieve my ship." The hologram turned off and Tsunami went to the balconey to see a shuttle landing in the fields. The ramp lowered and Hux walked out flanked by two stormtroopers. Sywn lounged outside and mocked the new troopers. The troopers stood like statues awaiting their next orders. Tsunami said," Where's Kylo, is he still after the scavenger?" Hux replied," Unfortunately yes. Ren still wants to convert the girl to our side. I see it as a waste of recources and my other generals agree." Sywn got a email from another faction and called over to Tsunami. Tsunami said," Who is it?" Sywn replied," It appears that the Banished have heard our call and are alerting others." Tsunami said," When Atriox calls, Inform me." Sywn nodded and walked off. Selina marked off a spot on a list she had made of all the factions that formed the Collective. She had many more to go, but took joy in the fact that even with just one army, they outnumbered the UN. The sun was setting and the villain leaders walked inside to get some rest.

The End

Episode 12:

t's 2020 in Norway. A UN taskforce scans the area for a new threat. The squad consists of 12 men. The back 2 men are pulled into the trees and stung. One man spots a figure and sprays his rifle. Green blasts hit two men. The commanding officer fires 3 rounds into the bushes. A insect-like screech is heard. Then A gold creature with a stinger tail leaps out of the bush holding advanced weapons. It smacks 3 men and impales another. In a blur and gunshots and screeching, only 1 man remains. The CO stands 6 feet in front of the creature. He said," Get it over you gross fuck." The creature replies," Wheres the fun in that?" The soldier quickdraws his pistol and fires into the creature's chest. The soldier tries to shoot again but is out of bullets. The creature chuckles and fires a green blast into the leg of the soldier. The creature walked up to the dying soldier and watched him. The soldier asked," What the hell are you?" The creature replied," I'm the Scorm The Scorpion King." Scrom proceeded to impale the soldier in the chest. Meanwhile in Japan at a corporate headquarters. The guards patrol the area. On the second floor, a guard takes a smoke break. He suddenly feels the hair stand up on the back of his neck. Demonic whispers fill the air. Then two sharp pains fill his back. Two black points emerge from his chest. Then all goes dark as the guard is torn in half. A nearby guard gets a look at the killer. He is horrified. Its a tall man with a suit and pale featurless face, The Slenderman. Slenderman teleports behing this guard and pushes him off the roof. He then teleports to the ground level. Two guards faint and Slenderman steps on their chest, crushing their lungs. The last guard fires a gun at him. Slenderman's tentacles blocked the bullets. He then picked up the guard by the neck and looked at the human. The guard pulled out his pistol and shot it in the creatures chest. Slenderman broke his arm before squeezing his neck and crushing his airpipe. He disposed of the corpse in a fountian before disappearing. In the Philippines in a village, a group of guards patrol the area. There are 16 in total. One guard needs to use the bathroom and goes behind a bush. After finishing his buisness, he hears branchs snap. He then hears low growling. Unaware to the threat, he walks away assuming it was just a wild animal. It reality the term wild doesn't fit with what was about to kill these men. A more appropriate word would be intelligent or experienced. 2 guards saw a shadow moving in the trees and aimed their rifles. A blur of black and gold knocked them off their feet and one was dragged into the darkness screaming. The survivior followed his friend and found the culprit. It was a 10 ft tall black dinosaur with gold stripes. In it's hand was the upper half of the other guard. His arm was torn off and his legs proped up on a tree stump. The creature dropped its prey and stomped the second guard. The crunching alerted the others and they charged in. In the trees they heard a female voice say," You do taste quite well. Why not accept your fate and die a quick and painless death?" The dinosaur leaped out and pinned 2 men under its feet while mauling a third. It snapped the mans neck and tossed it against another. The impact snapped the mans neck and the two under the dinosaurs feet were motionless. It swung its claws around, killing 4 men. The survivors shot at the beast. It seemed to be annoyed with this and would always go for the one firing. It bit a man and threw him into the air. The beast slashed open anothers torso and began to feed on the insides. The 2 surviving men grabbed a grenade and threw it at the beast. The beast seemed to smart to beat. It hurled the grenade back at them. The explosion killed one man and left the other unable to walk. The last man crawled away repeating into his radio two words. The Indoraptor. The beast walked up and picked up the injured man. The man closed his eyes and his arms was torn off. The beast dragged all the body parts into the forest and by morning, the only signs of the skirmish were rifles, bullets and blood splatters. All three creatures boarded ships once done with their killings. The 3 ships landed on an aircraft carrier. Slenderman, Scorm and the Indoraptor walked out and saw Tsunami. She grinned at her assassins.

The End

Episode 13-14:

It's 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts. The witch trials have gone on for 2 months. 6 people have been hung. A woman is being brought out for execution. The rope is placed around her neck. Before the lever is pulled she says, " I curse this nation and all its future occupants. " The lever is pulled and the witch breaks her neck. Her name is erased from all records and she is buried in an unmarked grave. For the next 300+ years, strange events occurred with the blame being out on one person, Victoria Lynx. It's now 2020 in Salem. At an old motel, a man makes love to a four armed spider like creature. The demon rolls over and says, " Ok buddy, it's time to pay up. Thats $150 dollars you owe me. " The man groans and hands the creature a pile of cash. The creature counts it and leaves after putting his clothes on. He walks outside to his car. The passenger seat contains a pig. The license plate says Angel Dust. Angel gets in and puts the money in his glove box. Angel went to get fast food and drove by a cemetery. He noticed the markers. He exclaimed, " Huh, this town really is fuckin, obsessing over witches. " Angel drove to his apartment and brought his things inside. His apartment was littered with old boxes and cups from various restaurants. Angel drank his soda while checking his voicemail. They mostly consisted of friends. The last one was a bunch of static and weird sounds. Angel hit the box, but just shrugged it off. That night in the cemetery, a tree started glowing. The tree wilted and a figure emerged from the trunk. It was a woman wearing armour and a white cape. She glanced around at the surroundings. The woman crawled out of the tree and walked towards the road. A black limo pulled up. A werewolf with wings stepped out. The werewolf said, " So you got the call. Good to know that we still have some friends. Welcome back Victoria. " Victoria replied, " What kept you so long Eclipse? I thought you and me were close friends. " Eclipse said, " I had a little visit in Sleepy Hollow, revived a headless monster and killed some locals. Some bitches showed up and I had to leave, but I still freed the horseman. " Victoria said, " What has the leader requested? " Eclipse replied, " Tsunami just wants you to gain your powers back before anything major. She said to do whatever you want as long as it's not revealing. " Victoria and Eclipse walked back to the grave. Victoria dug up an old box. She dusted it off and pulled out a spellbook. Eclipse walked off and Victoria began practicing witchcraft. In the morning, Angel woke up and turned on the TV. The news was on. Two people had been found murdered. They had water in their lungs despite not being near water. The news also said that strange lights and sounds came from the cemetery. Angel groaned and said, " I thought witches weren't real! Now people are getting killed by some broad. Fucking typical honestly! " Angel checked his voicemail and heard a message from someone saying he would die in 6 days. After that the door had a knock. Angel opened the door hoping to see a new client. He instead saw a familiar face. A grainy voice said, " I'm back! " Angel looked at the figure we joy. It was an old friend of his. Angel said, " If it isn't the Radio Demon. What made you come find me? " Alastor said, " I didn't come for you. I came for the culture. Your just an annoying person who happens to be here. Besides, Charlie asked me to check up on you after she heard about the news. " Angel let Alastor in and they sat down.

The End

Angel tried to flirt with Alastor to no success. Alastor walked around the apartment. Angel asked, " What are you doing Al? " Alastor replied, " Checking for witches. I read about them when I was alive. They are truly destructive creatures. "The pair sat down and talked. Meanwhile at a bar, a man approached a woman. They flirted. Then the man left. While walking to his car his lungs filled up with water. He collapsed dead and the woman left. Back at Angel's apartment, Alastor watched the news about the latest victim. Alastor pulled out a book on witchcraft and paged through it. Alastor turned to Angel and said," We merely have to identify the witch and burn the body. This will be easy. " Angel asked, " Where did you get that book Al? " Alastor responded , " From the library of course. They have a large collection on the subject. " Angel asked, " How are we gonna find the witch? " Alastor replied, " A witch leaves fingerprints on her victims. He merely examine the bodies and find a match. " Alastor snapped his fingers. Two hours later a shadow figure appeared holding a piece of paper. Alastor took the paper and the shadow left. He said, " We shall go to the cemetery and burn the body. " That night they went to the cemetery and dug up Victoria's body. Angel covered it in gasoline and lit it on fire. They heard signing and turned o see Victoria standing there. Alastor conjured a fireball and shot it toward her. She blocked it. She said, " Its 11:30, at midnight I leave this town. You did the spell wrong. It's too late now. You needed to salt the body before burning it. Now I can leave at midnight thanks to you! " Alastor conjured vines that wrapped around her. She lit them on fire and jumped down. Angel pulled out a pistol and fired at the witch. She dodged the bullets and broke the gun. Alastor made a ring of fire around her. She sprayed ice out. She pushed Alastor aside and pounced on Angel. She wrapped her hands around his neck and squeezed. Then the clock chimed. She looked at Angel and jumped back. He gasped for air. Victoria said, " It's been fun, but I must depart. Till next time. " She disappeared in a ball of fire and smoke. Alastor walked up and said, " Well that was anticlimactic. I really thought we could destroy her. " Angel screamed in rage and said, " What the fuck! We just unleashed a hellish broad on the world and your response is that it was anticlimactic?! Your sick you know that! " The pair drove home.

The End

Episode 15-19:

It's 2020, animatronics run wild. A mass cyber attack activated hundreds of old animatronics. Zoe, Ashlyn and Karina have devised a plan. They will work one week at a mall to lure the animatronics to them. It's midnight. The trio sit in the office along with Mangle. The shift begins...

12:00 AM Ashlyn checks the cameras. A Chica crawls around the halls. Zoe shuts the vents. The Chica lunges at the shut door. A Bonnie stares into the camera. Mangle goes to defeat her fellow robots. Metal sounds full the halls. The camera shows Mangle starting a pile of fallen animatronics. A Foxy slashed the door with its hook. It tears the door open, but Ashlyn crushes it with the door. Another robot is added to the pile.

1 AM Bonnie crawls towards the vents. Mangle enters them to take it down. A Freddy entered the room. Ashlyn guns it down with three shots to the head.

2 AM Mangle took three more to the pile. A BB laughs in the vents. Zoe shoots it in the head. Ashlyn winds the music box. The vents stop blowing air. Ashlyn looks at the vents in fear. Karina pulls out her revolver and fires into the vent. Out pours a endoskeleton. She signs in relief. A Bonnie crawls out of the vent, but turns off after hitting the floor.

3 AM The puppet wakes up. The trio heard a tune and prepared for the worst. As the puppet lunges at them, Karina shoots it in the head. A Foxy hits the door in classic style. Mangle rips it apart. Ashlyn looks at the cameras and sees a figure in the shadows.

4 AM The Freddy has arrived. It charges the office along with 2 Bonnies. Mangle crashes into the rabbits. Freddy is shot in the head. A pair of Endoskeletons look in at the trio.

5 AM The Endoskeletons are shot in the head. At this point the pile has over 12 animatronics. Withered Bonnie becomes the final boss of the night. He crawls into the vent. The trio have seconds to prepare. Withered Bonnie entered the office and the trio puts on the spare Freddy heads. Bonnie scans them. In the moment, Karina shoots it in the leg. Bonnie swiped at them. Ashlyn fires another shot into its back. Bonnie still twitches. He stands up and charges at them. In a blind fury, Bonnie rams his head into the wall. Ashlyn takes the chance to beat him with a chair. Bonnie seems to take the damage. In a final stand he punched Ashlyn. Zoe finally got a kill when she fired a shot into Bonnie's head. The rabbit collapsed to the ground with a smoking hole in its exposed faceplate

Then it was 6 am.

The End

Night 1 went well. 20 animatronics were destroyed. The group slept until their second night shift began.

12 AM The heroes settled into the office. The fan blew fresh air to contrast the inferno the had been consuming the air. Withered Bonnies head sat on the desk as a trophy. After the phone call explaining their task. The shift began...

1 AM A Foxy rushed down the hall and banged on the door. Ashlyn checked the camera to see a Freddy looking intently into the lens. The same shadow figure hid in the corner.

2 AM Bonnie had crawled into the vent. Chica had three copies standing outside the window. One lifted the door and recover a bullet to the face. The other 2 retreated into the party rooms.

3 AM A puppet slithered into the vent. Then a Freddy hit a camera, it went dark. The map showed a hidden room. The robots seemed to be coming from there. The shadow opened the door and a horse poured out.

4 AM The puppet crashed into the walls. Endoskeletons roamed the halls. The heroes planned to bring more powerful weapons.

5 AM The boss fight began. The character leading the night's charge? A broken down Freddy. It stood in the hall menacingly. It's body stank of rotting flesh. Ashlyn flashed her light at it. It seemed to vanish. After looking back at the hall, Freddy was in the office. He growled loudly. Karina swung at it. Zoe plugged a power cord into its neck. It overloaded the ancient bear. He fell over smoking. Ashlyn checked the cameras and the shadow figure was gone. It would have to be addressed later.

It turned 6 AM and the heroes disposed of the newly beaten robots and went home to rest.

The End

The police had a mess of robots to dispose off, but that would have to be the case to save the lives of all citizens. The robots had been cut down by a third. The Freddy head rested on the chairs. Night 3 was about to begin...

12 AM The phone call mentioned phantoms, but our heroes had to focus. Ashlyn wanted to stop the shadow figure. With a bell ring, the night began and the animatronics began their hunt...

1 AM A new cast of characters filled the halls. Circus Baby roamed the halls trailed by her endoskeleton goons. A Chica crashed into the kitchen. A Bonnie looked into the camera.

2 AM Baby got closer. Her goons hung from the ceiling. They lunged at the heroes, but revived bullets to the head.

3 AM Baby entered the vent. The sound came closer.

4 AM Baby entered the office. She looked around and then left. The heroes sighed in relief. But then the final stage would begin...

5 AM The final boss wasn't a real thing. It was a phantom. They took down the systems. Then they appeared. A green and burnt version of Mangle stood in front of them. Then final blow was about to be dealt. Ashlyn held the fan in front of the ghost. It vanished as the air consumed it.

The clock rang 6 and the night ended.

The new shift began as normal. The latest boss had no remains. All that mattered was stopping the shadow figure.

12 AM The shift began. Our heroes sat down in their old spots.

The first hours Strangely, no animatronics showed up. All was quiet.

5 AM Who was the boss? A golden bear. It sat slumped over in the hall way. Ten minutes to 6, it activated. It lunged at the heroes. Mangle aimed a rifle at the head and fired. The bear fell over. The heroes sighed as they had only one night left.

The heroes didn't care about guarding. They wanted to find out who the shadow figure was. They gunned down dozens of robots. Mangle tore the door down. They looked in and saw parts of robots. A sewing machine and supplies revealed all that needed to be known. One phone call to a good friend and the clock striking 6 had our heroes leave this robotic mess for good.

Episode 20 (Finale of Season 1):

Vanny had been sending robots to kill people. After her army had been destroyed, she left in defeat. She drove her cheap car to her cliff side house given by Springtrap. She stepped out of the car and inhaled the fresh air. Her phone rang and she answered. As she walked to her door she asked, " Who is this? " A male replied, " We need to talk. " Then a sharp pain filled her leg. She had been shot. She fell to the ground, dropping her phone. She crawled to the steps and sighed. Then she saw a man holding a rifle and phone. She looked at him in anger. The man clicked his phone and looked at her. His only words were, " The name's Bond, James Bond. ".

how quickly alucard regenerates depends on his control release state ( how much of his power his binding sigils restrict )

level 3 / default state. when fatally wounded, he’s forced to break down the entire manifested body into sticky black ooze and completely reform it

level 2 / a relative mid-point. he’ll quickly repair lost limbs and bullet wounds, but decapitations still require a full restart.

levels 1 & 0 / instantaneous repairs to being even fatally mutilated. can still function without a head, or after being literally split in two.

alucard is left handed, though originally trained to use his right. vlad, after all, was raised in an era and religious climate where left-handedness was a sign of the devil. he’s now functionally ambidextrous, but, post-death, returns to favouring his left.

he’s able to ‘speak’ without opening his mouth in whatever form it is he’s taken. likewise, his voice and lip movements may sometimes appear out of sync.

in that same vein of visual errors, he’s not too noticeably inhuman until you’ve spent enough time with him. alucard is a very good mimic, and while he’s certainly strange and striking-looking, his off-putting nature is something that’s very difficult to place. there is no singular root cause, but rather, many small and missable cues:

he casts no shadow unless consciously creating one

he has absolutely no scent at all

his skin isn’t cold, but neither is it warm

he doesn’t breathe unless he’s smoking

he almost never blinks

his hair will move independent of wind or motion and changes lengths at whim

he’ll move without sound, or the sound will be mistimed

his voice might sound immediately near even when he’s a block away

he has no true form. even the ocean of blood and bodies integra dubs his ‘true face’ isn’t really it; he’s just a shapeless hungry void stuffed into varying bags of skin.

“This is my history, our history, the history.” 

“It began in a way you might not expect an apocalypse to begin. It began with love, several times over. In the beginning of mankind, Cain, son of Adam, and his brother Abel were asked to sacrifice to the Lord what they cherished most. Abel sacrificed a lamb from his flock. Cain sacrificed Abel. The Lord banished Cain for his sin, where he traveled alone until he met Lilith, the first wife of Adam, who taught him dark magic. The Lord returned to Cain with three angels, each offering Cain forgiveness, and Cain refused all three, because he couldn’t forgive himself. The angels cursed him with the three traits all vampires here share: weakness to sunlight, vulnerability to fire, and a thirst for blood. Cain became the progenitor, the first vampire.

“He traveled alone again for ages, until he learned from the Crone of Childer. After freeing himself from her, he found the city of the followers of Set, and they worshiped Cain. He changed a wife, and made a son--Enoch. They created more vampires, and the city prospered until the Great Flood, and many were destroyed. Cain, distraught, hid himself away for a time. When he emerged, he found his precious Childer in disarray, the younger generations surmounted against his precious second generation. He cursed his progeny, and declared he would one day return to wipe them from the earth. This is the prophecy of Gehenna, that Cain will return with the rise of the blood moon and the faces of the Antediluvians into the sky.

“Years turn to centuries, and presumably centuries to millennia. Then, love reenters the narrative. Vlad Dracula Tepes, feared vampire lord of Wallachia, meets Lisa--or rather, Lisa walks up to the front of his castle, bangs on the door with her knife, and requests to be taught science, for Dracula was also rumored to have older, lost knowledge of the world. Intrigued, Dracula agreed, and they fell in love, and beget a son, Alucard, a bridge between both of their worlds. Unfortunately, like Cain and Abel, it didn’t last. In 1475, Lisa was burned at the stake as a witch for practicing science as a doctor. Dracula declared war on humanity--by killing his love, in his view the only saving grace of humanity, they had proved humans did not deserve the earth, and thus he would wipe them from it. Alucard tried to stop him immediately, but was severely injured, and had to retreat-- ah, but I’m getting off topic. I’ll tell you the story of Dracula’s defeat another time.

“The substance is, that he was defeated, but it could not stop what he set in motion. By unleashing the powers of hell to scourge the earth, Dracula rose the blood moon, and thus started the events of Gehenna. Cain returned, and vampires began having visions of despair and agony and horror. Alucard was not exempt. But even so, we were not aware of the possibility of Gehenna until we, ah... ‘met’ Van Helsing, otherwise known as Raquel Belmont--Trevor’s cousin, who he didn’t know had also survived the massacre to his family. He was the chosen Belmont son to battle Cain on his return, and he had the Book of Nod, which gave us the prophecy of Gehenna. Cain would return, had returned already, and would consume his children. Quite literally. His city, the city of Enoch, was a floating fortress made of dead vampires. We saw it. It was--I don’t really have words for it.

“We traveled to the Camarilla, a council of vampires in Wallachia set on integrating with and living hidden among humans, to warn them. On the way, we stopped at Campulung to retrieve Leon Belmont’s bones, for fear that witch hunters were going to desecrate his grave. We actually awakened his ghost, and he joined us on our journey, after we killed one of the witchhunters that massacred Trevor’s family, who was sitting there bragging about it like he was the hero of some grand quest. It’s still horrifying to remember his story, and even more horrifying to remember how Trevor just-- ...Nevermind.

“Anyway, at the council we were joined by Ashei, a holy paladin from another plane posed as a priest. They sent us to Styria, to gain the favor of the Ventrue clan’s leader, Carmilla, who unfortunately wasn’t very... receptive. We fought her, and a fleshcrafter, but in the end we got what we really came there for--one of Dracula’s devil forgemasters, Hector, who Carmilla had taken as prisoner. We needed him to forge us a weapon of a holy soul. We also, somehow, got Van Helsing on our side--we were at odds with him, if you didn’t catch that earlier. He, uh... He doesn’t like Alucard. At all. Shot him I think three separate times with silver? Yeah. That...still needs to be addressed....

“So we got Raquel and Ashei and Hector, and began our journey to Cain. We returned to the Belmont estate. We traveled through Dracula’s mirror to the land of Eden with the help of another ancestor from a reflected world, Everette Belmont. We all made it through--Raquel was in rough shape by this time. I didn’t mention, but the way Raquel survived the fire that killed everyone else but Trevor was by making a deal with a devil that had been working its way down the Belmont line for generations. He tapped into that devil’s power before we went in, but it was hard for him to handle the enormous power of the devil.

“We made it to Eden, though, and after some searching we found the Tree of Life. There, at its roots, sat Enoch, the son of Cain. We requested passage to the land of Nod, where Cain dwelt, and he told us to prove to him that we had what it takes to stand up to his father, who he had tried and failed to stop before. Unfortunately, he didn’t think Trevor and I were up to snuff at first, so we had to fight him two on one... we changed his mind by the end of it, if I say so myself. He allowed us passage through a pool in front of the tree, but before we went in, Claudia Belmont emerged from the pool.

“The wife of Leon, and the daughter of angel--she was a nephilim, and the source of the divine blood that still runs through the Belmonts, into Raquel and into Trevor. She gifted some of her soul to Alucard, to protect him in the battle--otherwise, Cain would have been able to kill him easily and consume him. She also gave a part of her soul to Hector, to forge the weapon to kill Cain. Raquel provided an Elysium shard to be the shell, and Ashei gave a reliquary with the ability of banishment. Trevor gave holy water, and I gave a spell to-- okay. I’ll be honest. It was technically a love potion. It was what I had, alright? But Hector was going to have to convince Abel to help us defeat his brother, and love potions make people more... inclined to listen to what you have to say. I thought it couldn’t hurt.  

“That said and done, Hector got Abel to agree to help and forged the weapon--a bullet? a bomb? It was a projectile, and it went inside Raquel’s massive cannon gun to be fired at the right moment. Then, we went into the pool, into the land of Nod.

“And then we met the drow. How in the world he found his way to the land of Nod, I haven’t asked yet. But he was there, and he had an airship, a literal ship that traveled through the air, and he helped us get up to the city of Enoch. Illikyur, his name, and Raquel introduced him as his brother. Haven’t gotten that story yet either.

“But we made it to the city of Enoch, and we made it to Cain. He was...sad. I don’t mean that as in unimpressive. Or perhaps that fits, at first. But he was so old, and so... dead. He started this new life alone, and he had been alone for ages, away from light and life, away from everything but this mausoleum of a city, wrapped like a blanket in his own self-loathing and hatred. He barely acknowledged us at first. It was until I spoke his name, and spoke to him in Adamic, in the language of his father, that something in him stirred.

“We talked for a bit, him and I. It was- It was... hard. After all this time, now that it was to the point, I’m not sure he even cared about ending his kind, ending the world. He was too deep in to drag himself out anymore. Or maybe he just couldn’t make himself take the rope. I- I feel like I got close, like I almost... almost convinced him that he could accept the forgiveness, and stop this. But eventually, he said no, that it was too late. I think it had progressed to far for him to stop, or maybe he still, after all this time, just couldn’t give up his hatred for what he had become. He said he couldn’t stop the end, but maybe we could.

“And then he transformed. It was almost too much to comprehend. Massive, and if there had been a sun, it would have been blocked out. Floating through the air like he was swimming, almost aquatic in nature, and covered in eyes and teeth. He fought us, and we fought back. We whittled him down, little by little, and he took chunks out of us. Alucard almost- ...but eventually, we got him down on his end dregs, and Raquel readied to shot. I’m not sure how much Raquel was in control by this point. The devil had overgrown his skin, encased him like a shell. It was a horrifying, terrific, and... odd sight. A devil and the burning son, held aloft by the angel Claudia, being forced in flashes into her true form, something magnificent and monstrous, as large as a mountain and completely incomprehensible... Held aloft by an angel, Raquel fired, and Cain died.

“He died, and Raquel, and all the other Belmonts trapped in the devil’s book, were freed. We went home, remembered our sacrifices, celebrated our victory, and slept until time became fuzzy. And we looked toward the future, free.”

“....”

“...wherever Cain is now, wherever his soul now resides, I hope- I hope he is at peace. I hope he and his brother are reunited, so his brother can forgive him in person, as he forgave him millennia ago. And I hope that maybe, Cain can accept that forgives, and move forward, together, also free.”

soooo.... quick question

how the fuck does Walter survive vol 2 when he’s faced with the ghouls in the hallway? they’re at point blank range, there’s a lot of them. . .and they clearly fire?

walter only has his garrote wire. I don’t care how anime proficient in it he is, he couldn’t possibly block every single bullet aimed at him like that.

do any of them even hit him? do they just magically disappear?

I’m thinking either millennium gave him some sort of defense (I mean they can make their freak vampires spontaneously combust at will they can surely make a shield that... disintegrates bullets?) ooor he’s def a regenerator just not as flashy about it as alucard or anderson.

Lilith Von Alucard OC

Name: Lilith Von Alucard

Alias: The Monster Queen & Lily

Age: Appears to be in her late 20s (1,762 years old)

Birth: May 26, 260 A.D.

Birthplace: Transylvania, Romania

Species: Hybrid (Human/Vampire/Lycan)  

Human Appearance:

·       Blue eyes

·       Fair skin w/ a burned scar along her back

-       In vampire form she grows sharp fangs, claws, & her eyes turning bright red

·       Long blonde hair

Hybrid Appearance:

·       Dark pale skin

·       Dark red eyes

·       Human-like facial appearance, but with bat ears & wolf snout

·       Hund legs with sharp talons

·       Long dark silver hair

·       Long black wings that can cover her body

·       Sharp fangs & claws

Outfit:

·       Black buttoned shirt

·       Black gloves

·       Dark cloak to cover much of her body

·       Dark pants w/gold color belt around her waist

·       Dark red vest over her shirt & gold buttons on the vest w/pocket watched attached to it

·       Dark red hat

·       Dark shoes

Battle outfit:

·       Belt w/sword scabbard to hold her sword.

·       Dark armor that surrounds her body

-       Chest, shoulder, wrists, legs, & neck.

·       Dark boots w/protection around the ankles

·       Helmet that can protect from sharp blades & bullets

·       Protective gloves from the heat & the cold

Equipment:

·       Cloak that protects her from fire

·       Shield, which has the Vampire & Lycan symbols around the shield

·       Sword, which looks like a knight’s sword w/Vampire & Lycan symbols on the blade

·       Two small daggers

Skills:

·       Archologist

·       Astronomy

·       Bilingualism

·       Biologist

·       Chemist

·       Engineer

·       Geologist

·       Gifted Intelligence

·       Field Commander

·       Marksman

·       Master hand-to-hand combatant,

-       Aikido

-       Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

-       Boxer

-       Capoeira

-       Chi-Block

-       Judo master

-       Karate

-       Kickboxing

-       Krav Maga

-       Kung Fu

-       Martial artist

-       Muay Thai

-       Tae Kwon Do

-       Wrestling expert

·       Medical expert

·       Pilot

·       Photographic Memory

·       Psychiatrist

·       Physicalists

·       Sorceress

·       Swordsman

·       Tracker

·       Weapons specialist

·       Zoologist

Basic abilities:

·       Flight

·       Regenerative healing factor

-       Immortality

-       Immunity to all diseases/toxins

-       Regenerate any lost limbs

-       Reincarnation (if she dies, she can be brought back once every 100 years)

·       Superhuman abilities

-       Agility

-       Endurance

-       Durability

-       Senses

-       Speed

-       Stamina

-       Strength

Vampire/Lycan Abilities:

·       Fangs that can bite through the bones

·       Hypnotism (works on weak-minded people)

·       Levitation

·       Obedient animals (control creatures of the night)

·       Razor-sharp claws/talons that can grow five inches

·       Shapeshifting (bat & wolf)

·       Telepathy

·       Transformation

·       Wall-crawling

·       Wings (fire/cold/bullet-proof)

Mastery of Magic:

·       Dominion over her castle (can teleport it anywhere she wants, can make it move at will, & have it defend her)

·       Elemental magic

-       Aerokinesis

-       Electrokinesis

-       Geokinesis

-       Hydrokinesis

-       Pyrokinesis

·       Necromancy

-       Resurrection

-       Soul manipulation/summoning

-       Undead manipulation

·       Reality Warping

·       Teleportation

·       Weather manipulation

Personality: Lilith enjoys reading every kind of book that she has come across in the world. She even enjoys writing her own stories to talk about her entire history and the stories other people she has met. She is very organized and does her best to make sure everything is symmetric in her home. Anything out of order will annoy her and she’ll need to take care of it soon.

She likes talking to people and learning about their civilizations. While comparing it to the ones she has seen before. She despises slavery and has done all she can to help free the slaves. Even if it means the slaves see her monstrous form when she frees them.

Lilith takes no pleasure in killing people. She tries to avoid it as much as possible but has learned over the centuries that not everyone can learn from their mistakes. That they will continue to harm the innocent, so she will put them down to end this cycle of hatred and pain they’ve caused. She learned this the hard way through her brother, who despite giving him a second chance, he chose to try killing her.

She will help those who have suffered through so much trauma and only did what they did because of what they went through. So, she does her best to help them and get them in a better place. If that doesn’t work, then she’ll use her powers to help them and hope that the second chance they get will be a good one.

Lilith enjoys a good challenge. She loves playing games like chess against other worthy foes. She even enjoys playing against people like Napoleon to Einstein, who was the first human to ever beat her. Although, she does her best to avoid being noticed or recognized as the years pass by. She’ll, however, visit old friends before their death and be there with them when they pass.

Lilith hates her immortal life and does wish for death, but she knew this is what she wanted. The power to keep her people safe, to prevent them from suffering like she did, and make sure they’ll be okay. Should the day come when she does die, then so be it. But for now, she’ll do whatever she can to protect her home and her people.

Strength: Centuries of being around has helped Lilith become a master in hand-to-hand combat, learned every fighting style, and mastered every weaponry. She even became a skilled military commander after leading her own army during her reign over her home. She also learned every bit of the human anatomy and knew how to disable the human body or to kill her enemies quickly.

With the combination of both a Vampire & Lycan’s abilities. From being able to lift 100 tons in her regular form, while lifting 200-300 tons in her hybrid form. She’s able to pierce through steel with ease & even crush it with one hand. However, its rare she even uses her full strength since she had yet to fight a foe who can match her.

With her speed she is fast enough to move at 5,000 times faster than the blink of an eye (0 to 200 miles per hour in 0.000015 seconds) in her regular form. In her hybrid form, she is able to move two-times the speed of light & she uses this speed to easily defeat her enemies. Even an entire army in less than a second. When she flies, she can fly faster than even the fastest vehicles in the world.

She is durable enough to handle an explosion of over 2,000 kilotons of TNT in her regular form, but in her hybrid form she is able to handle up to 10,000 kilotons of TNT. Thanks to her healing factor, she can also regenerate from any injuries, provided there is something of her to recover from. Even a drop of blood.

Thanks to her traits of being part Vampire & Werewolf, her senses are greater than that of a human. She can hear, smell, and see even from a great distance. Even hear the heartbeats of her foes even from far away or in the dark, which she can see in. In her hybrid form, her senses are doubled, enhancing them to allow her to hear, see, and smell more than in her regular form.

After being around for centuries has given her the advantage in combat, war, politics, human psychology, and knowing the human anatomy. This allows her to know how to target the weakness of her enemies who dare to challenge her or try to bring harm to her. She knows how to fight, how to play mind games with them, and how to create diseases that can weaken their armies.

She doesn’t rush into battles and prefers using her opponent’s weaknesses to her advantage. Even turns the people against them by using their hate for their politics and have the people rise against their leaders. It has served her well for centuries. And makes it easier for her than fighting an army, when she can turn the people against them, making them her own army.

As for her other abilities, she’s capable of shapeshifting her form to appear as a bat and a wolf. She’s able to levitate off the ground, while also able to lift things/people with her mind through telepathy, but in her Hybrid form she is able to lift an entire building with ease with her mind. While she’s able to hypnotize the weak-minded people to do her bidding, while having full control over the creatures of the night, including insects, certain amphibians, and reptiles. Although, she only does this when she needs to intimidate enemies and not risk the safety of the animals.

Over the centuries, she has learned magic through the many books the two brothers from both their sides contained. Allowing her control over the elements and even control the weather. She can teleport anywhere, but only within the range of 300 miles. Though she can keep teleporting till she gets to her destination.

Necromancy is an ability she is most proud of and is able to use it to summon the dead to fight for her or to gain knowledge from them. She can even steal a soul from a living soul, but she rarely uses this, and can even summon souls that have departed from the afterlife to allow them to possess a vacant body. She is capable of resurrecting someone from the dead, but only if they had died within 24-hours and if their body is intact.

If the body is in pieces or badly injured, she can’t bring them back. She has played in sewing up bodies together and use it for a soul she summons to take part in. Although she needed to work on making sure the organs were in the right area first. Otherwise, it would all go horribly wrong.

With her powers she is capable of warping reality, but this is more in her castle, which she had imbued with magic. Allowing it to act upon her will. It can teleport anywhere she wants, provided she is careful not to have the castle appear over people. So, she uses a magic mirror she enchanted to allow her to see where she is going. And if she is being attacked, her castle can act to defend her.

Even use the gargoyle statues and armored suits to act as her army to defend her.

Weaknesses: Lilith can be weakened with sunlight, which can cut her power by half. The sunlight won’t kill her, and neither can Holy items. Those are just something that she made up and passed it on to other superstitious people to trick them. She isn’t a demonic creature, but is a creature of the night and that’s when she’s at her most powerful.

She can be killed if there is nothing to regenerate from or if she is drained of her blood completely. Even a drop is more than enough to help her regenerate, but if nothing is left, then she can’t come back. If her soul is ripped from her body, then her body will go into dormant in a cocoon using her own wings. However, this will leave her body vulnerable and can be destroyed.

However, due to her curse, she will be reincarnated in about 100 years. It can be less if her body is resurrected or cloned, to allow her soul to dwell in.

Due to her extra senses if her enemies can target them then they can weaken her.

If they can create a powerful sonic sound, then it will leave her disoriented. If they blind her sense of smell and her sight as well, then they can get the drop on her. However, they will need to make sure she is unaware of this. Otherwise, she’ll be prepared and avoid their trap.

Her shapeshifting is limited to a bat and wolf. She cannot turn into mist or a person like other people believe Vampires can do. She can’t fly unless she summons her wings but is capable of levitating off the ground. Her mind control only works on the weak-minded, while the strong are unaffected, but will get a slight headache if she forces it. She also can’t use powers over all animals, but she is working to try controlling other creatures like other non-creatures of the night.

Bio: Lilith is the daughter of a couple who had been traveling with their people during the time of the Roman Empire. Her people had been part of the Goths but had left due to the conflicts. The couple had a son, named Marcus and is Lilith’s older brother. When Lilith was born, her family had settled in what would be known as Transylvania in Romania.

Her people lived peacefully in the land, which was under the Roman Empire’s control. However, the area they were at was isolated, so the Romans never knew they were there. That was until word came to her people that the Romans had left the land. A year later, the land was invaded by a group of barbarians and enslaved the people.

Lilith’s parents attempted to revolt against their enemies, but were betrayed by her brother, Marcus. Marcus had killed one of the barbarians one night and impressed with his ferocity, the barbarians made him one of their own. Their leader even took the boy as his own. So, when his parents attempted to fight back, he proved is loyalty to his new people and betrayed them.

Lilith ran away from her village and towards the mountains to hide. But she was soon followed by a group of barbarians, who intended to take her. She ran into a cage, where she was saved by two figures, both who killed the soldiers and left nonalive. To her shock and horror, the two figures were monsters that were once part of an ancient race centuries ago.

A cursed race who had been at war against one another for hundreds of years and tried to claim dominance over the land. Until the rise of the Roman Empire, who arrived in the land and managed to kill off much of their people. The two monsters became brothers and worked together to stop the soldiers. Unfortunately, it was too late, and they were the last of their kind.

They were later cursed by a witch for their sins, and they would only find peace when they pass their curse to someone else. Lilith wanting to free her people and avenge her family, offered to take their curse. The two brothers refused, fearing that the girl didn’t understand what she was asking and tell her that she should return home. Lilith though doubled down and told the brothers she had no home left. The barbarians took everything from her, even her family.

The two brothers decided to give her what she wants, but she must spend five years with the brothers, so she can be ready for what she will become. They took her to their home, which was hidden from the barbarians and the Romans. Their home contained thousands of books and artifacts that both their sides had gathered for centuries. Both brothers brought the contents to this home, that they had built together.

They trained Lilith so she can be ready to endure their curse, be ready to become a monster, and use what she has been given to free her people. While revealing the weaknesses she must be careful of, including how she can still be killed. After five years, the brothers passed their curse on to Lilith, and she was transformed to become the first of her kind. A monster hybrid of three different species and using what she learned to control the power she has. Once this was done, the two brothers passed away and Lilith was now ready to take her home back.

Lilith freed some of her people and began training them to fight. Training them and even transformed them to become monsters too. Half as vampires and half as werewolves or Lycans. Soon, Lilith unleashed her army on their enemies.

Even using her new powers to summon the creatures of the night to help in taking out every single one of the barbarians. Leaving only her brother alive. Her brother begged for forgiveness, which Lilith planned to give. But he must vow never to return to the land.

Marcus agreed to this, until he asked for a hug from his sister before he left. He did this though to try killing her and take control over the land. However, Lilith saw this coming and tore her brother’s arms off, before feeding him to her wolves and bats. With her brother dead, the barbarians gone, and their home freed, Lilith released the rest of her people.

She took the surviving vampires and werewolves with her back to her castle. To live there with her and watch over their home. To protect the land from enemies who will try to harm their people. And to ensure their people don’t got through what they did.

She knew that not all her people will accept them for what they’ve become and knew if word spreads about a monster ruling this land, many will come to try to kill her or take this power for their own. So, with her powers, she created a castle around the home of the two brothers. Making it her own home and imbuing it with her own magic.

So, that they may remain hidden from the people, while she keeps an eye on them and making sure they remain safe. Just in case another great threat every arises to take her home from them.

Over the centuries, Lilith kept hidden from the rest of the world and made sure her people remained safe. Even spread supernatural stories in order to scare outsiders who dare come to her land. She would even travel around the world gathering knowledge, learning about what was beyond her home, and what other civilizations were like. Although, this seems to only encourage more humans to come to her land and find these creatures.

Yes, over the centuries, invaders would come to try taking over or some would try hunting for these “monsters” that they heard exist in this land. Lilith didn’t care since she would always scare them off or at times use her powers to make them forget who they are. She did this to keep the peace in her land and make sure her people don’t suffer the same way they did centuries ago.

Hellsing Liveblog Ch. 45-50

This is the “Soldier of Fortune” arc.  I thought there was a song by this title and there is!    Give it a listen.

This opens with a flashback to Pip Bernadotte’s childhood, where he finds out his whole family is a bunch of mercenaries.    His grandfather confirms it, and I should point out that Grandpa Bernadotte is the most mercenary-looking dude I’ve ever seen.   He’s wearing a friggin’ beret while he tells Pip about how his dad died in some war to raise money while Ma Bernadotte was pregnant with Pip.   Was Pip’s mother a merc too? 

I guess my point is that this whole scene feels really stupid to me.   Kid Pip grew up among mercenaries, but he’s literally the last person in town to find out about it.  How do the kids at school know?   Are the Bernadottes that well-known?   I always assumed mercenaries tried to keep a low profile.   Then again, they are entrepreneurs, so maybe the kids in school found ads about the Bernadottes in the phone book.  

Even so, was Pip’s family trying to keep this a secret from him?  Because Grandpa sure wasn’t.   Not with that beret he’s got on.   It’s like he’s been waiting Pip’s whole life to tell him, so why didn’t he mention it before?  You’d think he’d want to raise the boy to follow in his footsteps, the same as Pip’s dad.  Did Pip’s mom not want him to grow up to be a mercenary?  It just seems like she should have known that wouldn’t work out.  

Anyway, Grandpa Bernadotte waxes philosophical about killing people for money, which doesn’t seem like much of a justification.   Pip was very upset about the whole thing, and I don’t think Grandpa said anything to make him less upset, and then we flash forward to the present day, where Pip’s a mercenary.

I mean, what was the point of that flashback?  Pip was horrified to find out his family kills for profit, and then at some point he got over it and joined the family business.   Why didn’t the flashback show us that moment instead?  It seems more relevant.  

At any rate, I feel like the flashback is overlooking the true point of Pip’s character arc.  He starts out a soldier of fortune like his father and grandfather, but by joining up with Hellsing he’s now fighting for a much nobler cause, ridding the world of unspeakably evil monsters.  He still seems to look at it like just another job, but it’s still important.  His defense of the Hellsing mansion is a lot more heroic because he’s fighting against daunting odds with very little hope of surviving to see another sunrise, let alone his next paycheck.  

Back to the main story, when Millennium’s forces invaded London, they sent a company to the Hellsing HQ on the outskirts of the city.   Zorin Blitz was tasked with leading this group, but she was ordered to hold off on attacking until the Major gave the word.   The Major then fired rockets at the mansion, only for Seras Victoria to shoot the rockets down... and Zorin’s zeppelin.   Now, Zorin is trying to lead a ground attack on the mansion, except Pip has turned the entire yard into a minefield.   

Seras disapproves, but Pip doesn’t care.   In this sort of conflict, he and his men, the Wild Geese, are at a complete disadvantage.   Vampires, even the weaker, artificial vampires of Millennium, are faster, stronger, and harder to kill.  He hints at some sort of vampiric ability to read an opponent’s movements, too, which might have something to do with that whole “third eye” trick Seras and Alucard use.   Against all of that, landmines are a sensible precaution, since they’re powerful enough to kill a vampire in one shot and don’t rely on a human operator with killing intent. Seras can gripe, but if Hellsing had used mines back in volume 2, the Valentine Brothers never would have made it inside.  Pip clearly read up on that debacle, since it must have taken weeks for his men to bury all these mines.

The landmines do kill a lot of Zorin’s troops, and the Wild Geese lay down heavy fire from the mansion to keep up the pressure, but Zorin won’t give up so easily.   She uses he powers to create some sort of zany illusion, where everyone sees a giant Zorin Blitz attacking the mansion.

So what the hell is Zorin Blitz, exactly?   I thought she was a vampire, but reading this manga has revealed that Rip Van WInkle is a werewolf, which led me to suspect Zorin is a werewolf too.   But the manga is silent on Zorin being one or the other.  I check the Hellsing Wiki, but it contends that both women are vampires, and the term “Werewolf” just refers to the group of officers in Millennium.   This group includes literal werewolves like the Captain and Schrodinger, but not Blitz and Rip.   

Maybe it doesn’t matter that much, but I find it a little silly to call all four of those characters “Werewolves” and then only two of them are really werewolves.   Clearly, all four of them are a cut above the Major’s other troops, and none of them show any interest in drinking blood, or any other vampire-exclusive traits.   On the other hand, this whole battle takes place under a full moon, and none of them seem to be affected by it.    Unless the Major chose this particular night to launch his offensive because he wanted them all to be at full power.   Maybe Zorin couldn’t do this illusion thing otherwise.

Anyway, the Wild Geese see this giant woman slashing at them with a scythe, and they all panic.   Seras sees it too, but she somehow intuits that it can’t be real.   Then she sees Alucard, who reminds her of her third eye.   I’m not sure if this is a flashback or Alucard is using telepathy to coach her from the deck of the H.M.S. Eagle.  

Either way, Seras uses her third eye and not only sees through the illusion but lines up a shot on the illusion-caster.  But it only grazes Zorin.   It disrupts the illusion, but it doesn’t end the threat.

And even though the illusion is shattered, it still distracted the Wild Geese long enough for Millennium troops to enter the mansion.   Seras manages to shoot them down, but there’s more where that came from.

Because the Nazi bastards figured out a way past the mines.   They just threw a bunch of knives on the ground and played hopscotch to get across.   I guess this means they can only get in one at a time, but it’s still bad news for the good guys.

So Pip adjusts his tactics accordingly.  He and his men will regroup and hold up in a defensible location, while Seras roams the building to take the fight to the enemy.   I guess the idea is to divide Millennium’s focus.   They can attack the Geese or watch out for Seras, but not both.   For some reason, Seras calls Pip “sir”, like he’s in charge, and maybe that is appropriate in this situation, but I thought Seras was in charge of their training.  

Then one of the Geese pats her on the butt and Pip steals a kiss.   I’m not sure what the hell this is about.   I guess they were trying to lighten the mood before they go to face certain death, but if my life depended on some vampire girl killing all the bad guys before they can rip me to shreds, I probably wouldn’t sexually harass her, or do anything else to tick her off.   But that’s just me.

Pip seems resigned about their chances.  He’s confident in Seras’ ability, but there’s only one of her and like... 30?  Let’s say 30, thirty Nazi Vampires heading their way.  If even one of them gets past Seras, the Geese will all die horribly.   But they took this job and the risks that come with it, and besides, there’s nowhere for them to run anyway.    He seems to accept the situation with a mercenary sense of honor.   Like, a mercenary should expect to die in some unwinnable battle, and they shouldn’t complain about it, since it’s the nature of the business. 

Anyway, it doesn’t go well.   The nature of the comic doesn’t really make it clear how the Wild Geese are operating, but I get the impression that they’re doing sort of a fighting withdrawal concentrating their forces as they give ground.    But they suffer a lot of casualties in the process.

This leads to the Geese holing up in the big conference room where Integra met with the Royal Order of Protestant Knights before the Valentine Bros. attack.   One guy panics and wants to bug out, but Pip reminds him of what I said a minute ago.   They’ve got nowhere else to go, and they all got into this for the action, so they should stick to their principles, even in the face of death.

There’s this one guy from “B-block”, who I guess was covering a certain hallway, but B-Block got cut off before they could join the others in the Round Table room.    Zorin Blitz decides to have some fun with him, so she uses her weird powers to make him see himself back home, with his dead daughter.  

This seems especially cruel, because it’s not like Zorin needed this diversion to kill one dude.   She’s just really sadistic.

Meanwhile, some other Millennium guys are eating the Wild Geese they already killed, and one of them shows off his ability to tell blood types just by taste.   It’s this really sick moment, but at the same time it humanizes the characters, which is a weird thing to say when discussing Nazi vampires, but you know what I mean.

Then Seras blows the dude’s head off, which is extremely satisfying.

So Seras is holding up her end, and growing more resolute with each kill.   She’s really improved a lot since the last time she was in action.    Yeah, these Millennium vampires probably aren’t that much tougher than the vampires she killed back in the summer, but there are a lot more of them, and they’re trained soldiers on top of that, and she doesn’t have Alucard backing her up like she did before.

By now, all that’s left of the Wild Geese are in this barricaded room, and they’ve run low on silver bullets, which means even the few shots that don’t miss will have almost no effect.   Pip is determined to hold out, confident that Seras will save them, but...

She runs out of bullets before she runs out of enemies to kill.   When she arrives to save the day, she’s still has to go through Zorin Blitz.

But Zorin doesn’t see this as a problem, and she uses her freaky mind powers on Seras, forcing her to relive memories of her days at the orphanage.    Yeah, Seras was an orphan, remember?   Alucard asked Walter about her parents a while back, and Walter said they were both dead.  How did they die?

Well, Zorin Blitz is about to find out...

Annon-Guy: There’s something I’d like to show you from BlazBlue, but before that, here’s some info on two of the characters in the series;

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Taokaka

Taokaka (タオカカ) is a Kaka and the guardian of the village where the majority of her species resides underneath the 13th Hierarchical City of Kagutsuchi. She temporarily relinquished her position as guardian to aid Ragna the Bloodedge and has unbelievably keen senses despite her juvenile behavior and mindset.

Personality: 

Innocent and capricious, Taokaka is the owner of a pure heart… And as such, she never listens to people’s words, and judges by appearance alone. Within her hides a capability to become unparalleled.[2][3]

Her hyperactive behavior and incredible ability to almost forget anything would lead people to assume that Tao isn’t a threat, but her carefree personality has her always itching to “play.“ Tao’s forgetfulness often drives characters to their breaking points as she will never remember a name, and forget even the most basic things about the world around her. In fact, the only things that seem to really matter in Tao’s mind are food, naps, and breasts – the first two could be attributed to her cat-like instincts while the latter is a fascination which she seems to be only one in her clan to possess. Her speech is littered with verbal ticks such as “meow” (as a substitute for ‘me’) and “neow” (as a substitute for ‘now’), although other Kaka, such as Chachakaka, also possess this trait, a select few, like Torakaka, rarely display it.

With her dim-witted nature comes the fact that Tao is undoubtedly innocent, having no real knowledge of what is right or wrong and simply doing what she wants. Although this is unpleasant to certain individuals, she has no negative intent. In fact, she will usually go out of her way to make others feel better, especially with Ragna. This all said, she is merciless to those who harm those close to her, such as Arakune.

Side Note: Tao often gives people nicknames to remember them better. Like she calls Ragna “Good Guy” (because he got her food), Noel “Lacking Lady” (because Tao groped her and was dissapointed by her bust) and Him as “Creepy Guy” (because of his obssesion with Ragna) or “Ice Man” and most notabaly, she calls her good friend, Litchi Faye-Ling “Boogie Lady” (because she has big breasts) and Bullet “Butt Lady” (Because she wears low shorts). Tao also likes to grab the breasts on any new girl she meets (Doesn’t matter who it is, but I think Marta, Colette, Raine, Sheena and Presea would NOT like Tao doing that to them. Not even Alice if she was still alive would like that.) 

The Kaka Clan are a group of cat-type beastkin genetically created from the DNA of their progenitor, Jubei (who Tao calls “Cat-Person” and is related to them). Sadly, only a 100 Kaka can exist at a time.

Drive Ability: Dancing Edge - This allows Tao to move, charge, and attack at high speeds.

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Valkenhayn R. Hellsing

Valkenhayn R. Hellsing (ヴァルケンハイン＝R＝ヘルシング), sometimes known as the Silver Wolf, is the eternally loyal servant of Rachel Alucard. He is one of the Six Heroes who fought against the Black Beast during the Dark War and a former Immortal Breaker, having worked with Relius Clover in his youth. After being saved by Clavis Alucard, Valkenhayn swore his loyalty to the Alucard Clan, keeping his oath for over a century.

Personality: 

A gentleman through and through. Valkenhayn is the ultimate butler who follows his mistress’ every wish, and knows Rachel as well as she knows herself. He is frequently seen preparing her tea and pastries, and is eager to lend his ear to her. He disapproves of Ragna the Bloodedge, finding him to be a distasteful individual who frequently gets on his master’s nerves. Unlike both Nago and Gii, Valkenhayn is never seen taking the brunt of Rachel’s wrath. Valkenhayn has an immense amount of respect to the Alucard Clan, and owes his life to Clavis. This is how he found himself in the vampire’s employment, but it is not out of this promise that he still serves the clan to this day. His loyalty is not to the clan but to Rachel herself, arguably being her closest friend and confidant. For over 50 years he stood by her bedside as she rested to gain power, taking care of the entire Alucard residence by himself.

In the Dark War, Valkenhayn was cold and distant to anyone who was not an Alucard. However, he was not unapproachable, and would offer advice to his comrades during the darkest times of the war. Regardless of his loyalty to the other Six Heroes, Valkenhayn’s loyalty ultimately remained with the Alucard’s, and he disappeared immediately after the war ended. As a young mercenary in the Immortal Breakers, Valkenhayn had yet to cultivate his loyalty and dignified grace. He was an angry young man who was always rearing to fight and even kill - his only reason for joining the group was to fight those with the strongest of souls.[5] This attitude of his rarely surfaces in Valkenhayn’s old age, but to those who threaten Rachel, he turns from a mild-mannered butler into an unstoppable machine.

As an older gentleman, Valkenhayn keeps up good relations with numerous individuals, such as Torakaka, Jubei, and Bang Shishigami. He is willing to impart pearls of wisdom to others, and is always ready to help please his fans, such as Iron Tager.[6] Relius is one of Valkenhayn’s greatest enemies, although the reason for their personal vendetta remains unknown. Valkenhayn also greatly misses Clavis, and wishes that he could bring him back to life.[7]

Side Note: Clavis Alucard is Rachel’s father and sadly died of old age as mention in the bio. In the BBTAG timeline, Clavis created System (the main villain of that game) as it didn’t happen in the main BlazBlue timeline (there are five main timelines in the BlazBlue series. The original BlazBlue timeline, the main current BlazBlue timeline, the Bloodedge Experience timeline where Naoto K. is from, the XBlaze time where the original Es came from, and the BBTAG timeline where the crossover occurs).

The pink bow he wears is a gift from Rachel.

Valkenhayn is a werewolf-type beastkin or a Lycanthrope-Type if you want to be technical.

Drive Ability: Werwolf - Allows him to transform into an actual quadruped wolf 🐺, giving him incredible speed and agility he doesn’t nornally have in his human form at the cost of not being able to guard and block attacks. His Astral Heat also has him transform into a humanoid-wolf hybrid, which occurs when unleashing his full strength.

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Hope you like them.

P.S. The Six Heroes include Hakumen, Jubei, Nine The Phantom, Valkenhayn R. Hellsing, Trinity Glassfille and Yuuki Terumi.