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cyber-night · 5 months

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Fyodor needs help sometimes even if he doesn't want it

Content Warnings: Self-neglect, degradation, humiliation, (Neither of which are particularly "sexy" it's more just Fyodor being put in his place through his own stupidity), this... isn't healthy for Anyone...

no smut today, sorry :( there Is a part 2 to this with smut. So if you want to see the pathetic, problematic, and malnourished, twink getting railed come back in a bit :3

You sigh as you look at Fyodors pill bottle. You'd recently put a cap on it that had a timer telling when it had last been opened. You suspected that he hadn't been taking his meds. The timer showed that it had been over two days since Fyodor had taken his medication, and even then, he only took it because you brought it to him.

You head up to his computer room where you find him hunched over his keyboard, typing away at lines of code. "Hey Fedya?" He hums as if he hears you but isn't listening. You continue anyway. "You haven't taken your meds in a few days... how are you feeling?"

"Fine," He says without looking up from typing. "When's the last time you got up to eat or use the bathroom?" You ask worriedly. Fyodor sighs. "I do not need you babying me. I can care for myself, you know." He says flatly. "You haven't taken your meds in two days... I worry about you. When's is the last time you slept in a bed and not at your desk?" He stops typing and pinches the bridge of his nose in irritation. "Not all of us get to sit around and do nothing you know some of us have actual work to do." This makes you pause irritation boiling under your skin. "Excuse me? I do plenty thank you very much. I'm the only one who does anything around here." You snap he has never been this expressly disrespectful to you. "You do nothing but annoy me and take me away from my work! I don't need your help! I realize you are too dumb to understand how important what I'm doing is, but you can at least have the decency to let me do it. As for what you do around here, you do nothing but take up space and money!" He snaps angrily you pause your eyes wide, all the times you've made sure he had water and tea as he worked, made sure he was eating, brought him food if he hadn't eaten yet, brought him his meds, all of that to him was simply an interruption? An irritation? Not to mention you took care of most of the chores, though he helped with a few such as the trash ...Fine then if that's how he saw it. "Very well, then I'll stop." You sat icily your eyes narrowed. "Since you will be fine without me helping, I'll leave you be." He seems pleased at that. "Good." Is all he says before he turns back to his monitors. You don't hesitate to turn and leave.

True to your words the next four? Maybe five days? You don't do anything for him. You knew when you two started dating, he needed something akin to a caretaker as he was oblivious to his own health, unable to feel hunger, thirst, or even exhaustion the way most do. It stemmed from his autism and you were willing to help him out of love for him. You never thought you'd have that affection thrown back at you in such a volatile way. You haven't seen him for a few days making no effort to seek him out.

You are sitting in the living room reading a book quietly when he stumbles in. He looks terrible. He hasn't showered in about two weeks at this point, hasn't had his meds in a week, and God knows when the last time he ate was. You only barely glance at him before returning to your book. You watch him lean against the counter as he makes his way to where his meds are stored. Once he get his hands on them, he looks at the caps timer, showing him its been almost a week since he's taken them. His hands shake as he struggles to open the pill bottle, the childproof cap, making it impossible for him when he's this weak. You watch him from over the edge of your book. He is genuinely struggling, but you can also tell he's putting on a bit of a show to garter pity from you to make you feel bad for leaving him to fend for himself. You don't give him any instead of going back to actually reading flipping the page. After quite a bit of time, he finally stumbles over to you and holds the bottle out to you. "Open this." He says gruffly. "You don't need my help. You should be fine." You say not looking up at him though you can see his hand trembling in your peripheral. Your words make him pause.

He tries to open the bottle again with no luck he stands there swaying slightly, his pride not letting him admit he was wrong or that he needs help. He tries to pull your book down, but he is too weak to succeed. You watch him sway again before he crumples at your feet, the pills bottle rolling away from him. You still don't look up from your book as you flip the page. If he wants anything from you, he needs to put his pride aside. He sits there, trembling at your feet for a few minutes before weakly whispering, "I'm sorry..." It's makes you laugh a little inside. "Pardon? I didn't hear what you said. Would you like to repeat that?" You ask without looking up from your book. "I'm sorry..." You nod. "Hmm, that's a start. What are you sorry for?" His eyes are unfocoused, and he's barely keeping himself upright. "I'm sorry for yelling at you."

"And?"

"...And I was wrong."

"About?"

"I was wrong, I do need you..." You nod again as you flip the page. "Yes, you do, don't you." He waits for a moment before he continues "...Are you going to help me now?" You laugh finally closing your book. "And why would I do that? You've done the bare minimum." Fyodors eyes widen, "please..." He whispers weakly. "Please, what?" You ask with a smirk as you watch him sway on his knees. "Convince me." He takes a shakey breath. I'm looking like he might cry. "Please help me... I feel like I'm going to pass out, and I can't... I can't take care of myself right now." You tilt his head back so you can observe him better. "It's almost a pity I have to put you back together... I kind of like you like this. Weak and pathetic, not that you aren't weak and pathetic normally, but... it's just you look pretty when your half way from deaths doorstep." He whines a hint of fear in his eyes. Sure, he could kill you with a touch, but the idea that he is weak and pathetic normally makes him uncomfortable. "I really should make you work for my help... but I'm feeling... Generous. So instead, I'll only make you beg. Sit back on your knees and put your hands up to your chest like a dog. I want to see you beg like one. After all, I have to care for you like a pet."

Fyodor shudders but does it his body barely stable for very long as he holds his hands up in an imitation of paws he looks at you, embarrassment evident in his face. "Good enough, I guess." You sigh idly, he whimeprs, letting his body relax so he doesn't fall further to the floor he rests his forehead on your knee. "Please~" He whispers meakly. Finally, you move him onto the couch and lay him down with a sigh.

You go get his meds, water, and soup since you don't trust him to keep solid food down right now. You come back to him asleep, and you almost feel bad about having to wake him up, but you know you need to. He needs to eat and drink. You carefully nudge him awake and set about nursing your brilliant moron of a boyfriend back to health. You wake him up not as gently as you usually would. You shove the pills into his mouth, then yank his head back and force him to drink, double tapping his cheek once he swallows. "T-thank you... my love..." You help him eat the soup since his hands tremble. "You wouldn't be in this mess if you simply listened to me, you know." You sigh as you pet his hair the soup bowl finally empty "If you had just been a good boyfriend and accepted my care you would fine, but no you have to be a selfish stubborn brat." He looks up at you with glassy eyes. "I'm sorry... I'll try and be better..."

You shake your head and sigh, carrying him to lay down in bed. A shower will have to wait till tomorrow. "Sleep, you can make it up to me tomorrow, Fedya." He nods and nuzzles into you, clinging to you out of anxiety that you'll abandon him again. You kiss his forehead as he drifts off.

#bungou stray dogs fyodor #fyodor x reader #fyodor dostoyevsky x reader #fyodor dostoevsky #bsd fyodor #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #sub fyodor #Anemic rat man #fyodor bungou stray dogs #fyodor bsd #sub bsd #autistic Fyodor #I am autistic and I Am projecting just a Tiny Bit.#autistic bsd #Cyber-Night

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flyolai-brainrot · 2 months

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i couldn't stop thinking about the rat man so here he is

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sweatandwoe · 2 years

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I read over on I think chicken's blog that silco has a heart murmer and I can totally see that

I can see that. He does smoke a lot, drinks, etc

Probably gets dizzy a bit after smashing a face in, so he'll lean on you and let you stroke his hair, like the big baby he is. He's also probably anemic, so he's just prone to getting them, and also getting cold. Pretend he needs you, for body heat not because he likes your cuddles.

#i'm also anemic so I know this rat man is #one day he will admit to liking the cuddles #but on that day #he also never lets go and refuses to let you leave his hold #'shush darling today we're staying in bed'#sweaty asks #silco

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chrollos-number1-slvt · 2 years

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The anime did him so dirty 😭💀 It's okay though, He'll always be my hot anemic rat man😇🥰😘

It is currently 2AM and I'm going to regret this later😘

#bungou stray dogs fyodor #hot anemic rat man #bsd #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #studio bones did him so dirty 😞🤌

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squigglewigglewoo · 7 months

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Hello~

Wondering if I may request something like what you wrote for Chuuya and Dazai but with Fyodor 👉🏻👈🏻

Feel free to ignore🫣

sure thing! can't promise how well it'll be, I don't know the most about fyodors character, I hope you're happy with this, though!

(✧) warnings: lowercase writing, sexual content, virginity loss, fyodors probably his own warning tbh, maybe a hint of manipulation? degradation, pet names (dorogoy, lyubov), possessiveness and possible obsession. probably ooc bc I don't know the characters behavior all to well. MDNI 18+, NSFW below the cut!

(✦) summary: what's it like having your virginity taken by the russian rat? 540 words~

(✧) a/n: so I might've gotten carried away. wrote this in a rush and on my phone, hopefully it isn't to terrible.

(✦) pairing: fyodor x reader

(✧) listening to~ Mary by The Happy Fits

oh, the moment you tell this man, something gleams in his eyes. gods, he lives to think of you as innocent, pure, and he's the one who gets to strip you of that purity? he's got a you pulled into his lap, legs wrapped around his hips as your back arches off the bed as he fucks you slow with his fingers, purposely missing that sweet spot just to watch you squirm and beg as he opens you up. "oh, you really thought you'd get to cum that easily? you dumb little thing.. no, you have to earn it, dorogoy." he pulls his hand away just as your about to reach that climax you want oh so dearly, the man chuckling as you whine, teary eyes looking up at him confusedly as he shifts positions, him laying down as his hands hold your hips so your above the tip of his dick, just barely touching your entrance. there's a lazy smirk on his lips, eyes hooded as he looks up at you, your desperate and disheveled appearance making a sense of pride go through him. he's the one who did this to you. he's the only one who can pull you into such a dumb, needy state. a gasp is pulled from your throat as he shoves you down onto his cock, thrusting his hips up at the same time, ripping a near pornographic moan from you as you plant your hands on his chest, the tears that brim your eyes threatening to spill over. he doesn't do anything for a moment, and you think that maybe, just maybe, he's finally giving you a chance to adjust, but the thought is tarnished as he pulls you near completely off him, slamming you back down with strength you didn't think the anemic had, thrusting his hips up in perfect timing, making you see stars, the pain blending with pleasure. he laughs, fucking laughs at you, words only occasionally changing in pitch as he tired to keep his composure as he watches you lose yours. babbles of "s'too much- too much-!" and "s- slow down-!" leave you, and he only moves a hand from your hip to rub harsh circles at your clit. "oh? it's to much, so you want me to stop?" he snickers as you cry and beg for him to keep going when he slows, a pace that's borderline painful from how slows he's going, your stomach hurting from the edging. "keep going? but I thought it was to much? oh, lyubov, you need to make up your mind." the pet name rolls off his tongue in a mocking, teasing tone, and the returns to being near animalistic, your eyes rolling back as you cum, vision turning white as your legs tremble and your nearly fold onto him, but he just keeps going, overstimulating you, chuckling in your ear as you weakly claw at his chest, whines of "no more- n'more-" leaving you. "I know, I know, lyubov. say your mine and I'll stop. say that I'm the only one who makes you feel like this and it'll be over." he's a horridly manipulative person, a liar as well. he didn't stop, not like you wanted him to, anyways.

masterlist!

dividers by @/cafekitsune

#fyodor x reader #bsd smut #bsd x reader #bsd fyodor #fyodor dostoevsky #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #bungou stray dogs fyodor #fyodor smut #drabbles #imagines #i dont have the slightest clue what iim doing

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justcallmesakira · 3 months

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hihihihi AUGH i love ur work sm?!! omg if u can fyodor with a younger sister (she has the same level of intelligence of him and works in the doa and his organaization) who is dating dazai? :) I know there are some but i need crack and suggestive!!1

ty and er bye good luck take ur time!

"Fyodor with a sister dating Dazai''

Sypnosis: Your rat brother is anything but happy about the fact that you are dating his only enemy on earth! Good luck on surviving!!!

Genre: crack, suggestive at the end

Warnings: bombing, terrorizz, , mentions of maniupulative behaviour, mentions of verlaine, roblox radgoll, loads of simping words, me being down bad, making out (lol), your mom

A/N: my reqs are currently closed but ehhhh who cares lol also THIS WAS SO HARD TO WRITE HONESTLY- pls enjoy and reblog i tried my best--- *dies of mental ilness*

How bro-

JUST HOW DID U DO THAT W/O HIM BLASTING DAZAIS INTERNAL ORGANS? 🤯🤯🤯

No bcs fyodor did not even plan to let u meet dazai but ofcourse bcs of the dead apple tower and stuff and since then he had completly fallen inlove with you whether you are dostoevskys sister or not

He prob asked u to do a waltz with him in the mukokukokurokito or whatver the phuck that towers name was when you entered the castle with your brother

Fyodor WAS NOT happy because he saw the flirty glint in dazais eyes when u came

If looks cold kill-.. (KILL ME, RUSSIAN ZADD😍😍---)

And all you went was giggles and flirting back

Fyodor is prob gonna get his own medicine bcs they two are so like each other??? but he still couldnt believe how you with such high intelligence could fall for him???

(fyodor take your anemic medication first)

Dazai obv had some skeptics after you but like the manwhore he is and prob slept with the entierty of yokohama! ofc hes gonna court you as if you might not just use him!!!

Very (not) normal behaviour indeed!!

HELP YOU KNOW THAT ONE INDIAN RIZZLER VS. UWU CAT??? HES LITERLY THAT BUT

Dazai: "I fucked your sister she be screaming high pitch😈" fyodor: "What did you say, you little child i will crush your skull 😡😡😡should have known when i smile, I also play cello, i can be anything Уву"

that was UWU in russian btw-

But in all serious he will try maniupultaing you or gaslighting you into leaving dazai, he cant leave his only family to a man he does not trust! fyodor doesnt even trust himself-

fyodors gonna act a bit more colder then usual bcs of the fact HIS sister is dating someone and that someone is his enemy

Honeslty you go up to say chuuya whos like "why do i get deja vu-" *flashback to verlaine* you: "First time?"

But ofc since you are also extremely smart you somehow convinced him (after playing roblox radgoll with him for 8 hours) to let you atleast join date with dazai

I bet you rizzed up dazai by "He said his favourite colour was blue, so i blew him up😍💣"

*insert proud brother noises*

He speaks in russian or any slavic language whenever you three are in a gathering to mostly embarress dazai

I have seen some hcs on dazai being a collarbone biter so if you were off shoulder shirts and fyodor sees them by chance hes going to glare at you as if you are covered in mud :33

"Sister,,,what. is. that." *nasty side eye to the love bite on your neck*

Dazai 100% one time randomly pulled you into the alley and started aggresively making out with you with his hands literly sprawling all over your body like hes daddy long legs or sth-

Bcs HE KNEW that fyodor had cctv set in that part of the city and fyodor would be raging at the fact that the sluttiest man is touching his precious sister like that

bros gonna forgot abt human rights- oh wait hes russian

IF HE EVER CATCHES YOU TWO THO--

Like making out on some bed or sth hes actually no LIKE ACTUALLY GOING TO throw a whole ass cabinet at dazai with a face full of nothing but malice-

"How dare, an inhuman animal like you touch my very sister" "BRO CHILL I AM YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW--"

And your just trying to stop your brother from commiting murder even though that his hobby ^^

fyodor finally forgot he had anemia bcs now all his focus was to give dazai the most painful death know to the medieval period\

Good luck on stoping your brother from poking a fork in your lovers eye in family dinners!!

A/N: guys ik i am doing the valentines req pls be patient i am trying my best!! i have a relly bad mental health rn so yeahhh-

Divider crds!: @cafekitsune

tags! @silverbladexyz @biscuits-lovely-corner @riiwrites @heartsfourdazai @tojifile @atsquie @atlasnessie @chuuyasboner @yosanosboner @ruanais @darling--angst

#bungou stray dogs #sakira!#bsd #bsd x reader #dazai #dazai x reader #crack #bsd stuff #bsd hcs #fyozai x reader #fyodor x reader x dazai #fyodor with a sister #fyodor x sister reader #dazai fyodors sister #enemies and lovers #overprotective brothers #sakiras writing notebook!!!

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wwouldvecouldveshouldve · 1 month

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my boy only breaks his favourite toys

okay so ttpd track name let's see how this will turn out feeling after we actually get to hear the contents of it... anyways, this was requested by an ABSOLUTELY LOVELY person, and I cannot wait to write it! <33

(a little swearing, also lots of toxic behaviour. mentions of blood and drinking it)

I INTRODUCE TO YOU ALL: vampire fyodor stuff!!!

vampire Fyodor has many of his own beliefs regarding being a proper gentleman. so, he is completely against drinking YOUR blood but turns finding a suitable blood donor into an activity that you can both partake in! you get to walk around, listen to my little vampire rat man, and... enjoy the night? even though he's anemic, he's a vampire now! he is much stronger and has more stamina, so if you need help with something he would happily help you. you'll have to repay him some time, though. Nikolai gives you funny looks if he ever finds out. Fyodor will be pissed off if he ever does, though, because Fyodor thinks he's the only person who deserves to be around you. everyone else is so sinful, after all, and he's doing so much work to cleanse the world of sin. he is possessive as fuck. he just wants you for himself, is that so much to ask? he will respect your boundaries for a week and then use that as an excuse to completely push them the next. if he is jealous of someone, he will just have them gone and keep you with him and demand attention and affection for however long he wants. he will also make plenty of schemes. he wants you to do something? the plan is set in motion, and he won't have to lift a finger. if you do something unexpectedly nice, he'll shower you with whatever you want. priceless gifts, his love, someone's head, you name it.

pretty short, I don't read a lot of vampire stuff but I tried. have a wonderful day or night to all of you, I love you so much.

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd x reader #bungo stray dogs #fyodor #fyodor dostoyevsky x reader #fyodor x reader #fyodor bsd #bsd fyodor #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #fyodor dostoevsky #bungou stray dogs fyodor #vampire fyodor

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cynoswifey · 1 year

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Fyodor NSFW Headcanons

AN: Why is his accent so hot and why isn't he real?

Warnings: NSFW TOPICS INVOLVED

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• Fyodor is a dirty man with a dirty mouth he loves teasing you. On the topics of mouths when during sex expect rough kisses

° Since he is anemic almost all your sex positions involve you riding him or at least on top so he does exhaust himself too much. But even though Fydor is at the bottom he's still in power he loves the look of your face when he starts thrusting into you and starts rubbing your clit with one of your boobs in his mouth

• Oh but when he has enough energy to actually be on top your in for a ride. Fyodor actually doesn't have a favorite position he likes them all.

° He loves missionary cause he can see your fucked out face, doggy cause of the nice view of your ass, and swing flig is always perfect when hes fucking you on his desk

• Fyodor actually has a low sex drive you both only do it like 2 times a month but if you're in the mood he'd deliver.

° Fyodor never shares you but he still likes the thrill of being caught balls-deep in you. But don't worry about it he'd kill anyone that actually catches you both. Nikolai caught you both once but Fyodor didn't stop he had a full conversation with Nikolai while he trusted into you

• He loves lingerie on you especially white he thinks you look beautiful in white which also explains why he likes seeing your face covered with his cum after you give him a blowjob

° Is it just me or does he give big dick energy like imagine him giving you a sinister smirk while you complain about him being to big

• SpEaKiNg of being sinister this rat loves to see you begging for him to let you cum with tears on your face after hours of edging or when you begging for him to finally be inside you

° Fyodor definitely makes you ride his thigh with you fully naked and him still in his clothes

• He is mean when you come to him in his office begging for him he'd sit you on his desk and eat you out then makes you cockwarm him for what seems like forever. Or when you at a meeting and he slips his hand inside your panties and he loves watching you try to keep your composure

° There's always a break in between rounds for him to catch his breath but they always end up being make-out sessions with the breaks I'd say he'd last anywhere between 3-5 rounds he has surprisingly high stamina for someone with anemia

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Reblogs likes and ask are appreciated!

Thank you!!

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costacostak · 3 months

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AARON HOTCHNER

Fluff

Jealous!Reader 2

Change

Acts of service

Injured

Seals

Gorgeous

Hotch cheks our Instagram

Nervous

Wipe kiss

Move on

My type

Jealous!Hotch 2 3

Broken rules

Bait

Pregnant!Reader 2 3 4

Babysitting Duty

Witness

Into the light

Safe

Penelope

With my Life

Delicate

Jet pictures

Boss man

Jack calls reader Mom

Protective!Hotch 2 3 4 5 6 7

Coffee, black, two sugars

Seeing Someone

Secret Relationship 2 3 4

Murder Motel

Secret Kiss

Rain and Sleep

My Girl

You called

Faint

Dance floor

Hadsy

Milf

Home

Favorites

First Day

Grumpy 2

Childish Love

Coffee

Baby

Bimbo

Rat

How I See You

Anemic

Old Married Couple

Agent

Scapism

Mom!Friend

Sharing Lunch

Rich and famous

Mother's Day

Hickey

Girly

Personal Trainer!Hotch

Soft Spot 2

Framed

Valentine's Day 2

Confession

Hottie

Officer Repellent

Beth

Bombshell!Reader

Smut

How about a rendezvous

Call in the middle of sex

Nails

Never do that Again

BeReal

Save a Horse

Sit on my face

Angst

Erin Straus

Haunted

Million dollar men

Child's Play

Eating Disorder

Try again

You flinched

Seen someone

#aaron hotchner x reader

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lovelaughsimp · 2 months

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"⁂ ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵈᵉᵃʳᵉˢᵗ ♫︎"

Tags:

fluff, unhygienic lifestyle, cute fedya

Pairing:

Fyodor x reader

Summary:

Fyodor has been working on his plans for a long time, without any care about his self. So, you took it upon yourself to help him.

Fyodor has been busy on his plans, without any rest. The monitor getting all of his attention, away from the world in his own mind, worrying about his plans. Fyodor is a smart man, at least that is what everyone thinks of him. But you know otherwise. He's always so busy or engrossed in his work to take care about himself. Sometimes he even forgets to eat. Sometimes he's too busy to even sleep, you will have to force him to sleep. He acts like a stubborn child but he can't deny the wishes of his dear myshka, now can he?

You came into his room, with some breakfast in your hand, as he's so busy to eat, even forgetting that hunger exist. Sometimes you feel like you are babysitting a child. You sighed and went near him. Fyodor was looking patiently at his monitor, unknowingly chewing on the flesh near his nail of his thumb , he was chewing hardly enough that it seemed like it would bleed soon. You went near him and gently took his thumb out of his mouth, only if he would chew his food that much, you thought.

"Fedya, oh my God what are you doing?" You put the plate down on his desk and gently took his thumb in your hand, there is redness around the flesh he was biting. "Look at this! It is hurting isn't it? You were about to eat your whole damn thumb huh? Why can't you think about your well being." You sighed lecturing him. He never takes care of himself, hell he doesn't even clean his room, what is so important about his plans that he forgets about himself.

"Myshka, this is just a habit. I didn't notice I was doing so until you noticed it " Fyodor said wondering, why did it matter so much, he was just biting his thumb and it doesn't even hurt much, but here you are being yourself, always caring about small things. Not that he hate it, he finds it cute even. Someone who's the complete opposite of him. How did he get so lucky. But that's for him to think.

"Habit or not, you should be careful" you said softly, bringing the flesh he was biting near your lips and kissing it softly. Fyodor looked surprised, a blush made way to his face. How could something as simple as a kiss, not even a proper kiss could make him so vulnerable. Fyodor, world's most smartest genius could go down on his knees for you. Just hoping, he won't faint due to his anemia ( sorry for the joke, we love our anemic rat)

"Moya lyubov, what are you doing?" His voice strained, he looked at you. "Oh what am I doing? Tell me?" You teased him bringing the tip of his finger near your lips and kissing it, you kept on kissing all over his fingers and then pressed a kiss on his palm, looking at him sweetly. Fyodor cleared his throat, trying to adjust his expression, after all, he wouldn't want you to see him like this.

Fyodor brought his hand back, trying to focus on the monitor again. You pouted disappointed that you couldn't see his expression. Well only if you knew, he was trying really hard, not to let your presence affect him. Only if you knew that even though his attention was on his monitor, but his mind and heart was still at your sweet gesture.

You wanted to tease him and an idea clicked your mind, you took a chair and sat near him.

"Fyodor can i-"

"No." He said calmly.

You gasped shocked. "But I didn't even say anything."

"Well, I know what's going in that sly mind of yours, myshka and that's still a no." Fyodor said, still looking at the monitor typing away things, you have no idea about.

"But I just want to feed you." You slacked in your chair, acting sad, face slumped down as if you are denied of a treasure.

"My dear, you know I'm busy right now." He said calmly still working on his keyboard.

"And I'm a tree" you said annoyed, looking at him working, he looked so weak, your face become sad, you wanted him to take care of himself .

"Dearest, that doesn't make any sense" Fyodor looked down at the monitor, a slight smile on his face, it stayed there for a second and he went back to his normal self.

"Exactly! I thought we were talking about things that doesn't make sense." You said sarcastically, looking at his fingers, that stopped working on his monitor,oh this is my chance, you thought. "Fedya, I just want to feed you, pleasepleasepleaseplease" You requested him, he snorted, amused at you being adamant about him eating.

"You are so stubborn, milaya" He whispered and turned around, his body facing you.

"Are you saying that I'm just like you?" You teased, looking at him, taking the plate on your hand.

"Whatever does that mean, dearest." He said while looking at you, admiring you. How sweet you are. Sometimes, he wonder if he can also live a simple life like everyone else? Well, that's a thing in the future, right now you and his presence is all that matters.

"I mean, they say you turn like the person you spend most of your time with, that is why I'm turning stubborn just like you, Fedya." You laughed taking spoonful of food near his mouth. "Say ahh, kitten"

Fyodor chuckled . Him and kitten? Only you could treat the most dangerous terrorist like this. He was not complaining though. He opened his mouth, waiting for you to feed him.

You fed him food, mentally high-fiving yourself at your victory. There was a grain of rice on his lips, he was looking like a cute cat? Or maybe a rat? You giggled at him, finding this so funny and adorable at the same time.

Fyodor looked at you, about to finish chewing at his food. "What are you laughing at, Moya lyubov?" He questioned, squinting his eyes.

You stood up from your chair and pressed your thumb on his lips, cleaning his lips, looking at his eyes for some seconds, his eyes were so beautiful, they had a coldness to them but for you they always turned soft. After admiring his eyes for some seconds, your gaze wandered to his lips, and suddenly you kissed him. Fyodor widened his eyes, shocked at this predicament, a pinkish-red hue illuminating his pale skin. So cute.

You are really so unpredictable, your actions, your voice, everything about you is confusing to him. You made the most intelligent man, question his intelligence. It's like he's a fool in front of you, for you and he doesn't mind.

Note: I hope you smiled even if it's little, sending alot of happiness <3!

Anyways his reaction after you kissing him!

#fyodor x reader #bsd fyodor #fyodor x you #bungou stray dogs fyodor #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #fyodor dostoevsky #fedya #doa #decay of angels #anemic rat #fyodor rat #bsd #cute #fyolai

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kiw-ee · 2 months

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anemic rat man.

i hate him.

but he has a rat friend. nikolai gave it to him because he saw a resemblance between the two.

anyways, i finished 'the overcoat' by nikolai gogol for my book report!

#bsd #fanart #bungo sd #bungou stray dogs #art #idk how to tag this #bsd fyodor #fyodor bsd #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #fyodor dostoevsky #bungou stray dogs fyodor #fyodor fanart #fannart #ibispaintx #awww he has a rat.#but no joke i hate his fucking guts i wanna put him in a meat grinder

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theproblemcallednight · 8 months

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aaaand we’re back w more hosting from night

hello fellow living creatures and bots that haunt me, welcome back to my weekly splurge of the new bsd ep

obvi spoilers for bsd s5 ep 8 and also the manga, u guys know the drill

teruko is my queen i luv her i wanna marry her omg

atsushi thought w dazai gone bed have peace. but no. atsushi will never have peace. also look and aku. i luv him

AAAAA SHES MY QUEEEEEN I LUUUVVVVV HERRRRR

kenji baby nooooooo. not near ur bdayyyyyy. it’s ok i’ll gib u as many beef bowls as u want

TETCHO STOP BEING SEXY WHILE BEATING UP A CHILD. Y R U SO DAMN FINE

GUYS GUYS GUYS OMG THEY DID THE THING THEY DID THE THING BONES IS PULLING THROUGH YES YES YES Y IS NI INE TALKING ABT THIS WE GIT YHE MARRIES SUEGIKU COUPLE OMG YES YES YES YE-

god if he’s this pretty here he’s gotta be stunning in the manga. i need to reread it

oh no kenji got angy

AAAAAA MARRIED SURGIKU CONFIRMED MY SOURCE IS MY SOUL. also kenji and tetcho r sonsweet together they’re like brothers :)))

MERSAULT GIRLIES R BACK YAY. also sigma looks so cute here. but when is he not being cute

my lil sleep deprived baby boi. he’s working so hard mushi better be taking care of his bf

omg yes. sigma u kick that bitch. beat him to a pulp. slay girl keep at it

sigma honey, he was unhinged since day one this prison break ain’t doing shit

oo it’s cat lady! i thought her hair was pink tho. oh well

omg there r so many good fedya shots. i luv him. out wet rat anemic man

THE RETURN IF CHUUYA. also the drowning sounds he was making were so wired and funny like wat

bitch u wanna kiss ur ex so bad rn. stop feeling bad for him he’s gonna come and point a glock at ur head in like 2 min dw u can confess then

goodbye! he’s sounded so cute i’m sry

CHUU HAT

MY BLORBOS R BACK AAAAAAA

LOOK AT THEM I WANNA SQUISH THEM AJSJSKSJSN

omg bram. bones rlly does luv him don’t they. it’s ok i luv him too

yes u r!!! aya u go girl!!!! also bram in these front shots makes the the silliest faces

father and daughter. my life is once again whole

fuck i took to many screen shots. wait lemme reblog this w the rest

*fizzles out*

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bram bsd #bsd sigma #bsd fyodor #bsd dazai #aya bsd #bsd 101 #bsd teruko #bsd atsushi #bsd kenji #bsd tecchou #bsd tetchou #suegiku #soukoku #skk #dahostcallednight

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cyber-night · 5 months

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I will never not write Fyodor as a sickly pathetic man. That man is a greasy emaciated anemic rat with poor circulation, and I will die on this hill. He has bad posture and probably medical trauma.

#bsd fyodor #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #bungou stray dogs fyodor #fyodor dostoevsky #fyodor dostoyevsky x reader #fyodor x reader #cy ramblings

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denjilvr · 11 months

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do they drink enough water?

synopsis: do the bungou stray dogs characters drink enough water? most likely not

author’ note: i like my silly little headcanons, they’re the best content you can get from me as nobody’s heard from me for months! i have no ideas, gimme. anyways!!!!

ada

atsushi: he tries to drink enough most days but he gets headaches because man is dehydrated

dazai: fuck no, absolutely not. next question.

kunikida: he drinks the perfect amount of water. no more, no less. this man is ideally hydrated

yosano: queen is hydrated and her skin is glowing

ranpo: no. i personally believe he only drinks soda and juice

kyoka: hmmm i want to say yes but i feel like the answer is no…

kenji: yes! he reminds kyoka to drink water and brings her juice and snacks

tanizaki: he always has a waterbottle that naomi mooches off and refills, so yes

fukuzawa: most of the time, yes! he reminds the others to drink water, too :)

port mafia

chuuya: it’s a roulette game with him, some days he’s thriving, other days he’s dehydrated, messy, and on the brink of passing out

akutagawa: GOD NO. he is a disaster and often is forced to take sips from the communal water bottle

higuchi: she’s trying her best, wants to bring a water bottle to work but forgets. asks to take sips from the communal water bottle

gin: yes! has a glass of iced water in the morning, and keeps a hydroflask! lets others mooch off of her, too. communal water bottle holder <3

tachihara: he probably has to drink about a gallon of water a day with all of his surgeries, so he’s properly hydrated!

hirotsu: well hydrated and keeps a balanced diet. he’s a healthy old man!

kouyou: the goddess herself stays hydrated, it’s the secret to her perfect skin

mori: he drinks red wine and i hope he dehydrates and dies

oda: not only is he hydrated, but he also reminds dazai and ango to drink water. he’s also taking care of, like, six orphans. he’s doing amazing

decay of angels

fyodor: rat man. anemic. terrorist. dehydrated. the only water he’s had in the last week was from a mystery, crinkled up plastic water bottle in the back of the DOAs fridge

nikolai: he really likes juice… so i guess there’s water in that

sigma: he has maybe a cup of water a day, or drinks water only when he starts to feel dizzy. dehydrated king

bram: he drinks nothing but the finest blood, hasn’t had a drop of water in over 200 years

#bungou stray dogs #atsushi nakajima #osamu dazai #bsd #bsd hcs #kunikida doppo #edogawa ranpo #kyoka izumi #chuuya nakahara #tachihara michizou #gin akutagawa #akutagawa ryonosuke #fyodor dostoevsky #nikolai gogol #sigma #hydration is important

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l-i-m-b-0 · 3 months

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This is just Stupid little Palia rant thingy (the good kind i swear) but i was looking at Jels wiki and i saw his voice actors name (Greg Chun) and googled it thinking that it sounded familiar only to Find out that Jel and Kenji are voiced by the VA who is the English voice for HIROTSU!!! Like the bloody Port Mafia Assasin, the commander of the Black Lizard, that Hirotsu.

So i Ended up doing some researching and i realised that many of the Palia VAs voice/ voiced BSD characters in the English dub (we love a hyper fixation cross over lmao).

But seriously so many of the Palia vas voice act in Bsd and idk why but that literally makes me so happy but i was not expecting that.

The Palia VAs who did the dub for BSD for anyone interested:

Jel and Kenli’s VA Greg Chun who voices both Hirotsu and Natsume

Auni’s VA Adam McArthur who voices SAIGIKU FUCKING JOUNO (when i tell you i was not expecting that i mean i was not expecting that)

Nai’o and Einars VA Ray Chase who voices FYODOR! (this dudes range is insane istg, like how you gonna voice the anemic rat man and then voice the sweetest country boy and Einar like how, i am amazed)

Hekla and Najuma’s VA Cherami Leigh who voices Kyoka Izumi and Teruko Okura as well as multiple less prominent characters in BSD (i cannot unhear it now istg)

Hodari and Ashura’s VA Jamieson Price who voices FUKUZAWA!!! (Why is this man always voicing dads whenever i hear him like bro has contributed so much to my father issues).

And finally Zeki and my bestie Reth’s VA Robbie Daymond who voices… Ace. Yeah that guy. (No hate to Ace lovers but he’s just not my cup of tea sorry)

(If i missed a few or got something wrong I’m sorry I’m just a dude with Google i get stuff wrong sometimes)

LIKE THATS A DECENT CHUNK OF THE CAST, I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL!

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #palia game #palia #mini rant #rant #shitpost #jel palia #reth palia #bungo stray dogs

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konishirrr · 1 year

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Anemic russian rat man harem🐀

Translating⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️

Nikolai: you, dont u think youre getting a bit out of line?? I'll say it, im a better duo and more in love with dostoy!

Shibuzawa: Haha. Ridiculous! You see, im different from you. I already have a voice actor and im already officially introduced as a new character! Plus, im in a more closer place with fyodor than you~. Nice try!

Dazai: Well, you sure are popular.

Fyodor: well, im not really fond of it-

(Background)

Nikolai: HUHHH?? Im gonna become official soon- you'll see!

Shibuzawa: look at you! Still in black and white. Loser-*starts cackling*

Nikolai: DOSTOYY! I need permission to kill this mf!!

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Dont tell me this aint canon bc it is👁👄👁

#bsd fyodor #bsd nikolai gogol #bsd shibusawa #bsd dazai #fyolai #fyozai #Whatever shibuzawa x fyodors ship name is

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