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crushedsweets · 9 months

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I love everyone giving Toby snake bites. We know he would. Looks so good. Lord.

#was it shattered ankles who popularized this #and if yes #my god thank you once again #chatterbox

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shayennelovesbooks · 9 months

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The following text has been faithfully transcribed from Navarrian into the modern language by Jesinia Neilwart, Curator of the Scribe Quadrant at Basgiath War College. All events are true, and names have been preserved to honor the courage of those fallen. May their souls be commended to Malek.

THIS is making me so nervous. I wholly forgot about this until someone talked about it on tiktok and since then I have such a bad feeling.

Are they gonna die? What does it mean? Were we warned from the very beginning?

#What if violet and xaden have a romeo and juliet ending #Or something just as tragic #And if yes #What about the dragons? Will they die too?#fourth wing #rebecca yarros #violet sorrengail #violence sorrengail #violet #xaden riorson #tairn #tairneanach #tairn and violet #violet and tairn #violet and xaden #andarna #andarnaurram #violet and andarna #Jesinia neilwart

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bluestthingsonearth · 7 months

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do people post themselves reading their own poetry on here, is that a thing people do

#and if yes #should i do that

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itstimeforstarwars · 2 years

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I would be sorry about the info dumping the healer does in the galidraan au but. She’s a healer and someone has to explain the force bullshit to Myles.

#chit chat #galidraan au #elmga is the only person here who is sitting myles down and asking Did You Even Think About This?#and if yes #Did You Have All The Information To Make An Informed Decision

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divorce-enjoyer · 5 months

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well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

#og post #yes you absolutely can tag this with your blorbos i love this shit

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loathsome-sickness · 5 months

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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen

#am i arguing with random 'philosophical' type villains in my own head?#yes #it's a favourite past time of mine i hate every one of those 'i know the true nature of humans because i did horrible things to them' types #with every part of my soul

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punk-dad-sharkz · 5 months

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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

#yes this is ouizzy #but tag your favourite guys #ouizzy #ship dynamic #character dynamics #i think im funny #izzy x frenchie

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mysillycomics · 9 months

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#comic #i become a beastly demon #yes this is about autism

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slavicafire · 2 months

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#in a shocking turn of events mine is a whole beautiful 0%.#against my better judgement? yes. but still #w ogóle wiadomo skąd wzięłam pomysł na poll ale cicho. ciii.#food

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hunny-k · 8 months

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This is the funniest way you could've put it

#he's such a LOSER at BEING RETIRED #amazing #keep going bud i believe in you #have fun with your movies yes sir

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bloodybellycomb · 6 months

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#hbomberguy #james somerton #like yes but not just that #birdy chirps

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striving-artist · 6 months

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The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.

Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”

Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”

The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.

Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”

Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.

Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.

#my life #why yes #this is obvious in my writing #thank you for asking

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spitblaze · 7 months

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do *you* think with your dick?

I think with my packer

#(yes)#(i have actually gotten into the habit of calling my bottom growth a dick/tdick)#(feels validating. especially bc i dont have the money for phallo)#spitblaze says things #ftm #doin numbers

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foundfamilynonsense · 7 months

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Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

#yes I know in the actual book the windmill isn’t that big a thing #but whatever #don quixote

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lazylittledragon · 4 months

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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

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dishsaop · 7 months

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the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

#m text #everyone rbing this without the addition and commenting 'op did you mean sisyphus' yes. yes i did #'where did the discord screenshot reblog go did you delete it' well in the 10mn after posting it someone had a funnier reblog #so i was like oh. ill delete the less funny one i did for the funnier one #and then. guess what got big.

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