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lucidfairies · 6 months

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hi 🫡

. yes that is me embarrassing the shit outta myself (I actually sent that to a handful of girls)

i. for those of you who may not know, i'm maya. i'm 18, i'm typically a masculine presenting lesbian and I happen to be a she/her. I also am unfortunately asexual

• everyone meat riding rn about why I read and write so much smut as an asexual, I would love for you to know that I'm fighting a losing battle with hypersexuality! that is all I will be sharing on that matter thank you. •

ii. I'm proficient at finding people's instas whether they wanna be found or not!! if this relates to you, you may want to hmu.

iii. um I'm single if that wasn't clear from the kicker.

iv. I have severe Audhd and I have OCD but I don't really count that because you can't really tell it's there. I'm a POTS and scoliosis survivor

(can u tell idk what the hell I'm doing)

v. I will drop my socials if you so want them but I would prefer u DM me cuz I don't need my public insta in tumblr comments tbh (I have insta, tiktok, discord, snap, so on so forth)

vi. I'm still in high school LMAOOO pls I'm not less than eighteen guys don't worry but I aspire to be in the military but I'm taking a gap year

vii. I've been writing since like third grade but over quarantine my parents kinda banished me to our basement and I was doing a lot of things I shouldn't have been doing but now I'm sorta good at writing !!

viii. fics are kinda a side gig, I do write real shit here and there but there's genuinely no point so idk why I do it

ix. I'm what people like to call a whore except I don't fuck around I just talk to like nine people at once (hop off my dick rn)

x. I'm hilariously funny if you ever wanna strike up a conversation

xi. I'm down for ANY conversations. you wanna talk about what kinks some random bitch has based on their appearance? let's talk about it. wanna tell me about the sex you had last night? I'll go get a snack. I don't get triggered by really anything so if u need an outlet, I'm right here bb

xii. I actually have a massive gyatt

xiii. I can curl a lot of lbs and um I can bench some too and I guess do leg stuff (gym girlies rise)

xiv. I'm Jewish but not like Jewish my fam just is, I am probably one of the furthest things from religion and I don't hugely support organized religion (my fav way to describe it is being Jew-ish)

xv. I am a leftist through and through (pro choice, pro science, pro gays, Black lives matter, stop Asian hate, in case you needed clarification on that one) and I avoid knowingly being friends with Republicans at all costs

xvi. I am pro Palestine, nothing anyone will say or do could change my stance on that one.

xvii. I have a cat + dog

xviii. I don't get cold like ever cuz I ski in like 10° weather all winter

xix. I have Duolingo and if u wanna beef it out w a quest then I am definitely down for that because I will beat you (I'm learning Hawaiian and Hebrew)

xx. I'm fluent in German and speak it at home w the fam and I know some Spanish + French

xxi. juice boxes > anything

xxii. some more pics of me will follow whenever I stfu

xxiii. I stand at a whopping six feet tall but I swear I have short person energy

xxv. in my personal opinion I have huge dick energy but you're welcome to put me in my place (I'm a switch and I'll cook for you)

xxiv. if your snap score is more that 300k we can't be friends I'm sorry (mine is 100k suck my c o c k)

xxvi. best position is doggy but I can be persuaded into something different

xxvii. CUNT

xxviii. uhhhh I'm from the East Coast of America so l operate in EST time

anyway it was nice getting to talk about myself for a long time 🫡 feel free to make numerous comments about my life in the comments

anyway y'all here are some for faceless pics that are guaranteed to make u cream (see, hilarious)

sayonara sistas

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myrddin-wylt · 1 year

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GerAme?

B: Not cute but they're fascinating holy fuck

Damn, Ludwig is popular rn huh?

so America/Germany is really weird because they're such foils of each other and mirror the other really well - the superpower and the superpower that could have been - which is very spicy imo, especially as time goes on and the two countries begin to develop increasingly contrasting worldviews. but they're also tied together so, so strongly.

In WW1, was the President Wilson's 14 Points that eventually brought the Germans to the negotiating table, because it was the only sort of compromise where the Germans - the military of which was still in pretty good shape and able to fight - didn't get fucked over. unfortunately, none of the Allies xcept the Americans had any intention of actually following through with the 14 Points (Britain came around eventually), which meant the Americans and Germans got duped, and both were extremely pissed off about it. and I just....

Okay, Alfred figures that if he's gotta go into this stupid shitshow that he's not gonna let his boys die for no reason - he's gonna get something out of this war so that it never happens again. If he HAS to participate, he's going to make it worthwhile and a positive thing for the future. no secret treaties, no controlling the sea, no oppressive reparations, and some sort of international body of law to mediate conflicts. he's done with this. And Ludwig sees the one person casting him a lifeline from a crowd of group of people who want to see him never get up again, so of course he takes Alfred's deal.

Except it doesn't happen. the French won't do it. the British are fighting amongst themselves tooth and nail to even consider the terms. No one wants to give the Germans another chance to pull this shit again. so they strip the 14 Points as much as they can and agree on a skeleton version that quickly ceases to be even a skeleton when the Americans call them out on their bullshit, reject the entire fucking thing, and take their ball and go home so they can make their own, separate treaty with the Germans that doesn't hold them to Europe's bullshit.

So that definitely sucks for Ludwig, and really all any of it accomplishes is WW2, but still, he saw the potential. He saw that Alfred was willing to show quite a bit of mercy, which only increased as American money funneled into rebuilding Europe, including Germany, before and during the Great Depression.

And then you have WW2, which is almost sorta just business for Alfred? His fight with Ludwig honestly isn't even personal? he's in Europe to help his father and the stupid frog and the piece of shit commie and this time to actually put an end to Europe's bullshit. But his real personal beef is with Kiku (and Ivan, soon), not Ludwig. Ludwig is a threat, obviously, and don't get me wrong Alfred does not like the man, but he's also not really emotionally invested in kicking his ass. Just professionally invested.

In the wake of WW2, a few interesting things happen: for one thing, Germany and Japan will never be superpowers. The UK relinquishes its superpower status as well. France has a long way to recover even just great power status, and it's questionable if superpower is even possible. But for the USSR and US, this shitshow is just getting started, and Germany is about to play host to it. Alfred and Ivan both sink their teeth into Ludwig and it's a no holds barred brawl for the victory and it's not pretty.

For Ludwig, he well aware he's Alfred's pawn in all this. the question is if that's something he even objects to? This time the Americans are the ones dominating the terms of the treaty and this time it will be productive, dammit, because who's gonna say no to the guy who just dropped two atomic bombs on Japan?

Alfred throws his weight behind rebuilding Germany, making the country into something useful that will consolidate American power in Europe. And it's a really nice gig for Ludwig, frankly. The justice he does face for is waaayyyyy more lenient than what is deserved, for one thing, and now Alfred is basically trading money, security, and power for loyalty. That's it. It's a good deal.

So for most of the post-WW2 Era, Alfred/Ludwig are a very interesting, utilitarian pair. the problem comes after reunification when the USSR declines and the Germans don't really have a need for American support anymore. So Ludwig and Alfred naturally drift apart.

aaaand now today that was clearly a fucking mistake because we have a very cutthroat political game going on in the background between these two countries. but that's neither here nor there.

#ask game #ask #ship game #anon #ty anon!

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thepenpalhub · 4 years

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Name: Brynne (Br-in) Age: 18 Location: Golden, CO

Hey everyone! I’m looking to find a pen pal in a different country than the U.S. anywhere is fine but I’m leaning more towards places like Ireland (because I love Ireland haha), England (because I LOVE crunchie bars), or any Spanish speaking countries (because I’m learning Spanish and I’d love to practice). I know America sorta sucks and everyone hates us rn, including me haha, but I promise golden is a beautiful town that I’d love to show off! I’m looking for someone who’s around my age and has similar interests. My age range is 17-19.

Some things I’m into are guitar (I’ve been playing for 10 years), figure skating (skating for 3 years), and hair (I just graduated hair school) :) I love the office, steven universe, shera, and cutsie shows like that. I also practice witchcraft but I’m a baby witch so if any of you are witches that are interested in being my pen pal please please be my mentor haha. I don’t want to spoil too much about me cause that would ruin the fun! But I put a lot of work into my letters so if you’re interested I’d love to be pen pals :) you can reach my through Snapchat or instagram!

Snap: Brynne.ennyrb

Instagram:_b.r.y.n.n.e_

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raccoon-necromancer · 4 years

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All of them. Answer. All. Of. Them.

Thank you my love for making this difficult.

1. What is you middle name?

Jessica

2. How old are you?

3. When is your birthday?

[Private information redacted]

4. What is your zodiac sign?

Leo

5. What is your favorite color?

Purple

6. What’s your lucky number?

12, I decided when I was 11 that 2012 was gonna be a good year because I had decided 12 was my lucky number. It was not a good year but the lucky number stuck.

7. Do you have any pets?

Yes. 3 cats 1 dog.

8. Where are you from?

[Private information redacted]

9. How tall are you?

No idea, probably 6 foot ish

10. What shoe size are you?

9ish

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

One

12. What was your last dream about?

A culinary version of the necronomican that was used to create storage space and other stuff useful on a cruise ship for cooking. This unleashed something called “The contagion” that fucked everyone who went into the doorways summoned by the culinary necronomicon. Had to go into the fucked up looking flesh door way to stop it.

13. What talents do you have?

I have a good ability to remember what people say.

14. Are you psychic in any way?

Sometimes I have dreams that are memories from the future. Either a neurological issue or a useless form of psychicness.

15. Favorite song?

RN she wolf by shakira in general Medusa by Kailee Mourge

16. Favorite movie?

Megamind. I cry everytime I watch it

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

Ariel

18. Do you want children?

Possibly

19. Do you want a church wedding?

Not really but i’d be happy getting married anywhere

20. Are you religious?

[Private information redacted]

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

Yeah, I had eye surgery at age 3 and had a lump on my throat at age twelve that had to get looked at in case it was cancer.

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

I don’t believe in celebrities

24. Baths or showers?

Showers unless it’s a bubble bath then only after or before a shower. Baths do not get you clean.

25. What color socks are you wearing?

I am not currently wearing socks, but I only own 3 colors of socks, brown, tan, and black.

26. Have you ever been famous?

I briefly ran a very popular rp blog on tumblr. I do not know why I started it I do not like rp.

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

I do not believe in celebrities.

28. What type of music do you like?

Punk, cowboy, and most other music.

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

2. 1 for my head 1 for between my knees

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

fetal position, soldier, and on my stomach

32. How big is your house?

4 bedroom 2 and one half bathroom.

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

Waffles

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

Several times

35. Have you ever tried archery?

yes

36. Favorite clean word?

Lovely

37. Favorite swear word?

Bastard

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

probably 50 hours, maybe more idk.

39. Do you have any scars?

A lot, I am not a smart woman. Notably I have 2 circular scars on my knees from falling on a treadmill and just hanging on to the console letting my knees be scraped away.

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

Not that I know of

41. Are you a good liar?

I can be

42. Are you a good judge of character?

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

No, but people thought I was british as a child which was awful

44. Do you have a strong accent?

Everyone has a strong accent if they go far enough away from home.

45. What is your favorite accent?

Women

46. What is your personality type?

I don’t really believe in personality types but I’d say a mixture of all of them. I’d go so far as to say everyone is a mixture of all of them.

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

My good flannels, which cost 45 dollars a piece. Perhaps my boots but those were hand me downs.

48. Can you curl your tongue?

Yes

50. Left or right handed?

Right handed

51. Are you scared of spiders?

Sorta, if I see one unexpectedly i’d certainly scream but I can pick them up if i know they are there.

52. Favorite food?

Calamari

53. Favorite foreign food?

What the hell is a foreign food

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

Disorganized

55. Most used phrased?

I suppose so

56. Most used word?

Bastard

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

10 minutes

58. Do you have much of an ego?

Probably

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

Crunch

60. Do you talk to yourself?

Yes

61. Do you sing to yourself?

Sometimes

62. Are you a good singer?

I’ve been told I’m a good singer and also told I am a very bad singer so somewhere between the two.

63. Biggest Fear?

Honestly? Clowns

64. Are you a gossip?

I like to hear drama

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

Megamind

66. Do you like long or short hair?

Hair is hair

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

Probably but i’m not gonna try

68. Favorite school subject?

Science or choir

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

I don’t believe in this

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

71. What makes you nervous?

Clowns, being in cars, being places

72. Are you scared of the dark?

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

Depends what the mistake is.

74. Are you ticklish?

Very 75. Have you ever started a rumor?

Yes, I don;t remember what it was but I think it was about myself

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

Yes, I have younger cousins

77. Have you ever drank underage?

Yes

78. Have you ever done drugs?

79. Who was your first real crush?

[Private information redacted]

80. How many piercings do you have?

None

81. Can you roll your Rs?“

Nope

82. How fast can you type?

200 ish

83. How fast can you run?

Haven;t ran fast in a while but i’m certainly no slowpoke

84. What color is your hair?

Brown or Dirty blonde, depends who you ask.

85. What color is your eyes?

Brown

86. What are you allergic to?

Shellfish sensitivity.

87. Do you keep a journal?

88. What do your parents do?

Vet and IT at a college campus

89. Do you like your age?

What does that mean?

90. What makes you angry?

Stuff

91. Do you like your own name?

I chose it so yes

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

United States Of America Penny 97.5% Zinc 2.5% Copper

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

Sex is not a real thing.

94. What are you strengths?

I am an epic gamer

95. What are your weaknesses?

I am an epic gamer

96. How did you get your name?

I do not know.

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

Unsure, the [Last Name Redacted]s had a family crest but besides my great great grandpa who escaped Germany they died in the holocaust. He then converted to Catholic and my actual grandpa won’t tell us anything else. In fact my grandpa didn’t tell us we had family in the holocaust or that our great great grandpa was Jewish until about 2 years ago. I don’t know about the other side of my family.

98. Do you have any scars?

Answered earlier in this post.

99. Color of your bedspread?

Gray

100. Color of your room?

White

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catboykishibe · 5 years

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1-100

1. What is you middle name?

I don’t have a middle name actually 😌

2. How old are you?

I’m 20! But idk how to work tumblr anymore so my description still says I’m 19 skhdud

3. When is your birthday?

August 19th

4. What is your zodiac sign?

Leo uwu

5. What is your favorite color?

Pink!

6. What’s your lucky number?

I’m not sure

7. Do you have any pets?

No but I wish. My landlord doesn’t allow pets

8. Where are you from?

The U.S

9. How tall are you?

5'7"

10. What shoe size are you?

Probably like an 8-8.5

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

Like 4

12. What was your last dream about?

I can’t remember but I’m pretty sure Jhin was trying to kill me like he usually does

13. What talents do you have?

My talents include remembering the most useless ass information, rambling, and being smart and a dumbass at the same time

14. Are you psychic in any way?

I seem to share a brain cell with you so I think that counts

15. Favorite song?

Truth Hurts by Lizzo and Ilomilo by Billie Eillish they both slap I have too many favorites so this is all I can muster before I lose my shit and pop off lmfao

16. Favorite movie?

Us (2019) oh! And Hereditary (2018)

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

I don’t wanna out myself but look at Swain ( don’t @ me or I’ll snap you in half like a pencil)

18. Do you want children?

Maybe. Probably

19. Do you want a church wedding?

Maybe?? I’m not very religious nowadays

20. Are you religious?

Kinda sorta?

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

I don’t think so

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

🤡

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

I met a bunch of League esports people like 4 years ago if that counts

24. Baths or showers?

Baths duh

25. What color socks are you wearing?

I’m not wearing socks rn :^)

26. Have you ever been famous?

Lmfao no

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

Honestly no. Shit seems awful

28. What type of music do you like?

That vaporwave shit really slaps

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

Never

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Only one

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

On my side and facing the wall

32. How big is your house?

It’s not super big, but it’s comfortable

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

I’ll have cereal or a breakfast burrito or sandwich

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

Does a nerf gun count?

35. Have you ever tried archery?

Yes! When I used to be in Girl scouts and we went camping I got to try it. The arrows weren’t real tho

36. Favorite clean word?

Frost it sounds pretty

37. Favorite swear word?

Fuck or bitch

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

Probably like 27 hours yeah it’s a really specific number but it was probably that much

39. Do you have any scars?

Yeah

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

LMAO NO

41. Are you a good liar?

Maybe? I don’t know

42. Are you a good judge of character?

I like to think I am

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

Maybe?

44. Do you have a strong accent?

I don’t think so

45. What is your favorite accent?

Nigerian accents are pretty tight but I also kinda like Russian accents too

46. What is your personality type?

Is this that myers-briggs shit? Cause I don’t know I’ve never taken it lol so just accept that i’m a nice gremlin

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

My “Let’s Summon Demons” Hoodie

48. Can you curl your tongue?

I can make a taco

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

Yes

50. Left or right handed?

Right handed

51. Are you scared of spiders?

Spiders are friends but they jumpscare me a lot

52. Favorite food?

I fucking love this chicken in chipotle sauce that my mom makes it’s so bomb

53. Favorite foreign food?

Uzbek Plov is so fucking good

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

I try to be clean but sometimes I become a lil messy

55. Most used phrased?

“You wanna catch these 10lbs of dick?” which i typically say when I’m about to 1v1 the fed assassin on the enemy team

56. Most used word?

Fuck or maybe Bitch I don’t know

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

It depends sometimes I can take 10 minutes and sometimes I can take an hour it’s all about the vibes of the day

58. Do you have much of an ego?

No? I have no fucking clue

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

I suck lollipops

60. Do you talk to yourself?

All the time

61. Do you sing to yourself?

Yeah!

62. Are you a good singer?

No but I don’t care because when I sing to myself I’m the only one hearing myself so it’s all good if I’m bad

63. Biggest Fear?

The ocean that shit’s scary

64. Are you a gossip?

Only when I’m with you sjhnfsjjshj

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

The Shape of Water (2017)

66. Do you like long or short hair?

Yes

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

Nah dog

68. Favorite school subject?

It’s a tie between art and history

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

Yes

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

Nah too scary. I also don’t know how to swim

71. What makes you nervous?

Literally everything

72. Are you scared of the dark?

No I like it well enough though

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

When I do I try to be really polite about it

74. Are you ticklish?

Very especially in my sides (don’t get any ideas or I’ll fold you like a chair)

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

I don’t think I have? Maybe?

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

Uhhhh brain-machine broke so I don’t remember if I have :/

77. Have you ever drank underage?

Ew no

78. Have you ever done drugs?

:^)

79. Who was your first real crush?

Some dude in my martial arts class

80. How many piercings do you have?

I have one on each ear uwu

81. Can you roll your Rs?“

82. How fast can you type?

Not very tbh like I can type at a good amount of speed but like I’ll have a fuckton of typos haha

83. How fast can you run?

Fast enough. Listen the only time I’ve been able to run really fast was when I ran a mile in 9 minutes and 50 seconds and I don’t care what anyone says that was cool as hell

84. What color is your hair?

Black. But I dyed it red last year

85. What color is your eyes?

Dark brown

86. What are you allergic to?

I don’t think I am, but who knows

87. Do you keep a journal?

I keep an art journal so ye

88. What do your parents do?

Both my parents work, but my mom is recooping from surgery right now

89. Do you like your age?

I suppose?

90. What makes you angry?

Probably some of the clowns I interact with when I play late night arams

91. Do you like your own name?

Yeah it’s aight

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

I have thought of baby names far too much and I have too many that I’ve consider but I can tell you those later haha

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

I want both

94. What are you strengths?

Something something stupid

95. What are your weaknesses?

Clownery, my friend I got it from you

96. How did you get your name?

Well my parents discussed many baby names ranging from Selma to some other shit and then they got my name and were like yeah that’s good and here we are

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

Probably not

98. Do you have any scars?

Yeah dude

99. Color of your bedspread?

A nice boysenberry color with a nice white pattern

100. Color of your room?

It’s supposed to be white

#arcane-twickster #yes i'm a clown but i did it fuck you #ily

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the--gay-agenda · 5 years

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my platonic gf made me do this (even tho she’s not on tumblr rn)

1. What is you middle name? - San Roque

2. How old are you? - 16

3. When is your birthday? - November 11, 2002

4. What is your zodiac sign? - Sun: Scorpio Moon: Aquarius

5. What is your favorite color? - Dark colors in general (mostly maroon, blue and monochrome)

6. What’s your lucky number? - 11 or 13

7. Do you have any pets? - 3 dogs (but i rlly take care of 1)

8. Where are you from? - Philippines, Metro Manila

9. How tall are you? - 5’5” and a half

10. What shoe size are you? - I think 9-10 (???)

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? - 3 (4 if u include my school shoes)

12. What was your last dream about? - I was in school and we were peforming for a rlly big event (it was shitty)

13. What talents do you have? - I can play the guitar, barely sing, sorta dance, and some chinese

14. Are you psychic in any way? - When it comes to my sister, and some romantic situations irl, and i can predict scenes from movies i havent seen

15. Favorite song? oh god that’s hard, the soundtracks for both heathers and six, every song in my g a y playlist in spotify (king princess, joji, billie eilish, rizha, etc.)

16. Favorite movie? - The girl king (despite the annoying power dynamic0 and heathers (despite the cringe) and almost every marvel movie

17. Who would be your ideal partner? - @alexconfusion if u weren’t such a fuqing baby (fyi, @alexgoestosleep i wont steal them from u, they’re just sorta my ideal type)

18. Do you want children? - Like one or two (girls preferably)

19. Do you want a church wedding? - Hell nah (but ill be fine either way)

20. Are you religious? - Sorta (raised a catholic, but my faith waivers)

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? - Nope just visited folks

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? - nah

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? - Regine velasquez at snr once

24. Baths or showers? - showers

25. What color socks are you wearing? - Im not wearin socks rn, but if i were, grey

26. Have you ever been famous? - Does having 392 followers in tumblr consider being famous??

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? - Yes and no

28. What type of music do you like? - Smth with guitars, maybe even synth-pop or smth. and some classical shit

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? - Nope, and never will

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? - 2, 3 if im with my bro

31. What position do you usually sleep in? - On either side with a pillow to hug

32. How big is your house? - Just 1 floor, a small backyard, and a front porch (i think idk filipino houses are hard to explain)

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? - Coffee and bread, instant noodles if i feel like it

34. Have you ever fired a gun? - Do airsoft guns count?

35. Have you ever tried archery? - Nah, but id love to

36. Favorite clean word? - boop

37. Favorite swear word? - shit, fuck,cunt, bitch, faggot (i call my friend like that never as an offense its just our thing)

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? - 36 hours or maybe even 48

39. Do you have any scars? -A scar on my right arm cuz of a vaccine

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? - Sorta, but he was a guy and a creep and a bitch so...

41. Are you a good liar? - sorta

42. Are you a good judge of character? - Maybe idk

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? - I have a very bad butchered british accent that sounds like im crunching in some scottish or smth

44. Do you have a strong accent? - Not that i know of

45. What is your favorite accent? - British and australian

46. What is your personality type? - Resting bitch face, quiet but a rlly good friend (apparently) im sorta clingy and hyper sometimes

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? - I think my prom dress, other than that, my giordano long sleeves

48. Can you curl your tongue? - sorta

49. Are you an innie or an outie? - innie

50. Left or right handed? - left

51. Are you scared of spiders? - As long as they’re small im good, i fear the big ones

52. Favorite food? - Japanese food, some korean food, pasta, ribs, and sisig

53. Favorite foreign food? - ^ (except for sisig)

54. Are you a clean or messy person? - An organized mess

55. Most used phrased? - Is it gay?

56. Most used word? - gay

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? - 20-30 mins, i try to prepare everything the day before

58. Do you have much of an ego? - Idk, i think not

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? - suck

60. Do you talk to yourself? - Yes, too many fucking times

61. Do you sing to yourself? - In the shower its great 10/10 would recommend

62. Are you a good singer? - Sorta?? Depends on the style of the song

63. Biggest Fear? - Socializing online idk lmao

64. Are you a gossip? - Depends on who im gossiping with, but not too much lol

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? - Idk, none of them are rlly great

66. Do you like long or short hair? - short

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? - Binch no, i aint american

68. Favorite school subject? - Social studies

69. Extrovert or Introvert? - Introvert but im a bit of both sorta

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? - no

71. What makes you nervous? - people

72. Are you scared of the dark? - nope

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? - Yes, especially when it comes to talking in english, im a grammar nazi

74. Are you ticklish? - yes,Stomach, sides, neck, feet, and certain parts on my back

75. Have you ever started a rumor? - nope

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? - I was the secretary of my class last year, and ive been the leader for our thesis

77. Have you ever drank underage? - Does wine count? (only during new year tho)

78. Have you ever done drugs? - nope

79. Who was your first real crush? - I honestly dont know, but i think it was this one girl named Renee (nuffsaid)

80. How many piercings do you have? - Before one for each ear, i lost them now so none

81. Can you roll your Rs? - If i need to, like if its a spanish name or smth

82. How fast can you type? - Idk,

83. How fast can you run? - Sorta fast thanks to my legs, but my stamina is hella short so not long

84. What color is your hair? - A mix of brown and sorta like bronze (this one particular part of my hair especially)

85. What color is your eyes? - brown

86. What are you allergic to? - none

87. Do you keep a journal? - Im starting to rn

88. What do your parents do? - Both of them have their own businesses

89. Do you like your age? - Yea i guess, unless my parents start comparing my maturity with my age

90. What makes you angry? --A lot of things (im moody), esp. When my sis starts judging what i like

91. Do you like your own name? -Sorta, i mean a lot of ppl mispronounce my name and make fun of it when u add my last name to it

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? - honestly idk, but i plan to name them with confusing names (or not idk)

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? - Both girls

94. What are you strengths? - Maybe that i’m honest esp when def needed, i have this motherly side (sorta), i know a lot of shit

95. What are your weaknesses? - Im clingy, im socially awkward, im easily demotivated, idk how emotions work

96. How did you get your name? - There was a joke that my mom thought i was gonna be a boy so they named me jonathan, but since i was a girl and jonathan tan was gonna be redundant, they added mae as my second name, removed the -than and now its J**** Mae Tan

97. Were your ancestors royalty? - Not that i know of, but one of my ancestors was an important figure in the revolution in my country so.... yea

98. Do you have any scars? - On my right arm cuz of a vaccine

99. Color of your bedspread? - I share a bed with my siblings (sadly) but rn its blue

100. Color of your room? - With my siblings, eggshell white or smth, but i wanted the color sky blue once i get my own room

#not heathers related #shitposting #ask meme #my shoulder hurts

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maggyme13 · 5 years

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Request List:

Because I happe to get a lot more Requests than usual, I decided to make a Post that contains any outstanding Requests. I will add new ones whenever they are requested. So if I don´t answer to your ask, please take a look at this post :)

The order in which they are listed, is NOT the order I am going to write them in.

I write whenever I feel like writing/ have ideas. So it might take days, weeks or longer before it will be posted!

BE AWARE THAT THEY MIGHT CONTAIN SPOILERS!

The Requests are under the cut:

1.I want to request an angsty one. Where reader is mutant, like she is daughter of Charles and Magneto (genetically) so she can bend metals & read minds. Fury takes her in as she looses her X-Men family. But every one in avengers is not happy about her arrival & are very cold towards her(ik they won't do it but still). She's alienated & is left all alone. End as you like

2.thor reader Steve smut inspired by Steve lifting hammer? Like reader is mjolnir, like Thor can get his full power only when reader is around cus she is his soulmate. Then Steve reaches his full potential learning it's not Peggy but reader is his soulmate. They have sex rough one maybe?

3.Thor & reader. Where their marriage is arranged & he's not very happy about it, he loathes her basically all angst. Then leaves fir Ragnarok events but when he comes back & sees how she's protecting everyone & fighting for Asgard he falls in love with her apologizes & passionate sex maybe

4.Are you comfortable with dark Clint? Endgame Clint maybe who's very pissed & unlike movie no chance of getting his family back. So takes it out on reader who works for avengers, he thinks she hasn't lost anything & takes all his anger on her. Maybe tries to impregnate her to start a family?

5.dark Thor? Endgame Thor preferably. Where instead of gaurdians, he goes to reader who thinks he's dead and sorta moves on with life so he goes all dark.

6.I wanted to request. In really horny rn so please don't judge 🙈🙈. Can you do a really dark noncon reader, Thor, Steve & Tony. Where maybe they all lost to thanos, and take it out on reader

7.I'm fighting with body imagery issues. keeping this in loop, can you do a Thor reader smut? Angsty fluffyish

8.dark Thor & dark Peter quill. Where maybe when they travel together they find reader(waitress, Idk just a thought) & take her noncon?

9.reader, Bucky & Steve? Where Bucky is dating Steve and reader as well, reader is oblivious about Steve but Steve knows( loves reader as well) Steve makes move on reader, reader feels guilty & tells Bucky he laughs it off saying he dates her cus he wants Steve to date her too. She gets pissed & stuff. Lil angsty & fluffy smutty maybe

10. noncon? Where reader is stripper & Bucky always visits her place & drools over from afar(reader is oblivious) One day she wears captain America themed lingerie & does her pole dance. Bucky looses his cools & after show goes after her. A rough noncon.

11. Bucky & Steve both sleep with reader(not threesome) when they miss Peggy & Natasha, reader just feels they love her. Once she hears them saying how easy fuck reader is & basically all angst. End is as you like. Make reader happy though

12. Thor, Steve & Bucky with reader. Where reader is basically an intern but they sleep with her (individually) they treat her like an escort. She wants out but they all blackmail her. When they sleep with her they keep degrading her & calling names etc. All angsty. Until one day, when there's a fight, reader lifts mjolnir. They sorta kneel & respect her?

13. Tony & reader?abo dynamics? If yes, I'd like to request one where reader has crush on Steve & Tony on reader. Once reader goes in heat Tony takes the chance & claims her against her wishes. Maybe she's pregnant later

14. AU where Bucky is famous writer very rich & rude. Reader is simple intern at his office. He fucks her for sake of writing the scene but she falls for him & thinks he loves her. But at opening of his book he brings some girl. This breaks her heart, he also says she's just a good fuck. Angsty. End as you like.

15. Thor reader & Steve? Where they are in relationship, but it so happens that Steve & thort get competitive as to who fucks reader the best. So to prove the point they have sex with her(individually) give her orgasms, like 3-4 in a row but this exhausts reader. She gets tired, can hardly walk is always covered with hickeys. There comes a point she avoids them & cries to herself. Fluff ensues?

16. request where reader is ex hydra. She's new on team & obviously no one trusts her. They're rude to her, ignore her if she tries to talk, Don't take her suggestions if she makes any. She's left alone until Peter befriends her. He tells the team how nice she is, how helpful she is etc. They feel bad & try to make up but till the time she's transferred somewhere. End as you like

17. scene from killer inside me. It's basically spanking. Can you do a Thor reader based on that? It's on YouTube

18. request an AU with mobster Tony stark, where he's married to reader who's quite younger than him(I'm 22), but he doesn't see her as wife cus he loves pepper (died or didn't marry due to political reasons) so he only has sex with her takes her raw & rough. Doesn't care if she's hurting, he doesn't talk to her ever. They even have a kid but still he's cold towards her. Then Thor comes, things change then. It's on you what you like, divorce or happily ever after cus Tony gets jealous.

19. Sam & reader? Where Bucky & reader are in relationship but reader is like a rebound & backup if he doesn't get nat again. He ends up having sex with some random chick, reader sees it. He also mentions her how he had to get himself off with reader like she's not enough. So reader gets all sad develops body imagery issues. Sam had crush on reader anyway so they end up together. Make Bucky regret little

20. Reader, Steve & Bucky, where reader is Brock rumlow's gf. She doesn't know anything what he does. She thinks he's nice. As to take revenge Steve & Bucky kidnap her rape her & torture her. End as you like

21. A Viking Steve? Where he invades reader's land, takes her as slave & fucks her raw & rough(noncon) _ shares her with Bucky & Thor maybe?

22. One where reader is sex slave & Tony buys her for the team(Thor, Clint, Steve). So basically the things they do to her dark, rough & noncon. Maybe later on they get in polygamous relationship?

23.Dr. Strange & Reader? Where reader is his wife & before the accident he never respected her, even though she's a Dr like him, he belittles her, doesn't talk to her, feels ashamed. Later becoming the master, he sees her through portal that how dedicated she is & how dearly she loves him. All fluffy & maybe a passionate love making?

24. Thor & reader, where reader & Loki are engaged but Thor rapes reader cus he wants her, but feels guilty & goes away. Meanwhile Loki leaves reader saying she's impure. Valkyrie takes reader under her wing & helps her heal. Maybe she ends up pregnant? Happy ending please .

25. One where Bucky is married to reader but is insecure. Reader is planning to tell him about her pregnancy & plans a surprise. Bucky thinks she's cheating on him & kid isn't his. So he leaves her. Steve helps her through out, Bucky thinks they're together. All angst but fluffy ending.

26. dark avengers, where they experiment on people to make them strong. They kidnap reader & do brutal experiments on her, to make her strong they physically, mentally & sexually harm her. Idk how to end it. It's on you?

27.Endgame Thor & reader noncon

28. noncon reader & Thor, where he wants to breed her. He keeps saying gimme baby over & over. He continues to do so until she's pregnant.

29. Au, where hydra & avengers are kingdom. Reader is married off to Steve. He's not very keen about it. Reader is Brock's adoptive sister, he raised her only so to get in avengers secrets. Reader is oblivious to all this, she's just innocent girl. When avengers find this out they begin to torture her. Amongst this torture she looses her baby. Brock seeing all this surrenders. Readers fate in your

30. One where Dean Winchester forces reader to give him blow job. Facial humiliation to be precise.

31. SOA au, abo dynamics where Jax claims reader against her wishes & takes her virginity?

32. request where Tony dates reader they have sex & he tapes it. His main intention is to bring reader for Steve & Bucky to enjoy? Tony blackmails reader saying if she doesn't comply he'll upload that tape for everyone to see. Bucky & Steve take her rough & new noncon.

33. Could you do a lactation kink of Steve? Reader is pregnant with Bucky's child, Steve can't control how soft & big her boobs get. One day he looses his control & tears her shirt & sucks on her boobs. Reader feels humiliated & tells Bucky. Bucky supports Steve & shares her with him even though reader doesn't want it.

34. One where Peter & reader are siblings, children of Tony stark. Reader is elder one & never been treated right by avengers. Peter is always favoured, pampered etc. Reader is left alone even though she's smart. Reader is married off to Brock rumlow, but he's abusive (physical &sexual). Avengers don't know, once Peter gives her surprise visit& sees her bruises & brings her home. Fluffy ending? Sorry if it's confusing.

35. How bout sex slave reader, who's new in business & is really young gets bought by Tony for Steve? She develops feelings for the man, but he doesn't. Can you make a holy trinity, smut, angst & fluffy ending. Thank you 💛

#Requests #Requests I have to write

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brief-creation · 7 years

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Rules: answer 30 28 questions then tag 20 people you'd like to know better

tagged by the brilliant @sure-as-eggs (thanks btw, I was giddy to see my name after I finished reading your thing, surprised me and prbly made my morning)

1. Nicknames: honestly I don’t have any friends to give me nicknames. However, my childhood nickname was Roo (like from Winnie the Pooh, because I was bouncy we loved tigger). My actual name is Marley though! (I think) /yes like the dog

2. Gender: female?

3. Star sign: Taurus ♉

4. Height: 5'0"

5. 6:44 PM

6. Birthday: April, 30th (allegedly) /fun fact, this is also the day Hitler died

7. Favorite bands: I usually have favorite songs rather than favorite bands,,,, Imagine Dragons, Fall Out Boy, Arctic Monkeys, Flat Sound, Queenand probably many others

8. Favorite Solo Artists: I listen to a lot of P!nk (recently), Frank Sinatra, Ed Sheeran, Bon Jovi, uhhh,,, Sam Smith, Taylor Swift (recently) Marina and the Diamonds,,,idk,, yeah OH RICHARD WALTERS DEF

9. Song stuck in my head: I’m listening to music rn so this is sorta hard, but I hard Secrets by Pink stuck in my head earlier. Now I’m all about Toms Diner tho.

10: Last movie I watched: fuck uhh,,,, I think Princess in the Frog but I watch a lot of tv so that might not be accurate. (random movie related, I’m playing to do a batman / marvel movie marathon in a couple days when I’m on break, I’m super excited).

11: Last show I watched: lmao no idea I jump around too much. Probably Gotham, Girl Boss, or something else honestly who knows (hey recommend me some shows to watch I need something).

12. When did I create my blog: who,,, who knows man, , not me. Probably sophomore year. But I had another tumblr before this

13. What do I post: on this blog? Although it’s my main blog, it’s my junk blog. All my other blogs are themed and have certain things that are reblogged to them (I have a compulsive need to be so organized, everything needs to have a place), this blog is for the leftover things the don’t fit in my blogs; mainly memes, animals, and neat stuff. But whatever really.

14. The last thing I googled: good question, one sec; lyrics to Tom’s Diner (an aforementioned song, I heard Robin Lord Taylor singing it and I wanted to know what song it was so I looked up the lyrics he is singing). However have 38+ other tabs open bcs I am an animal.

15. Any other blogs: lol, yeppp. A lot. Too many really. I don’t necessarily use them all either. My Gotham one is my most actively, constantly using that one. Then this on I’d second most used, then the positivity one, then so forth. I honestly basically have a blog for most everything. (my personal-personal blog is beforethelion, I haven’t updated for a terribly long while but I plan to start using it again verrrry soon for photography, poems, videos, art, like basically whatever Im doing that day;; so like self promo I guess lmao)

16. Do I get asks: nope, neverr. however I leave them to others all the time. I genuinely enjoy complimenting people and spreading a good vibe.

17. Why I chose my URL: for this blog, I just liked these two words so I put them together, then voila. But for my beforethelion one I actually have a significant reason, but if I were to talk about it I would ramble and make this thing 10x longer than it needs to be (like it already is) so I won’t explain. But if anyone does wanna know my ask box is open 😉as for my others, about half have reasons and half are aesthetic

18. Following: 1880

19. Followers: 241 for this one, 33 for my Gotham one (I weep because I want to be more part of and involved with the fandom but;; I don't know how to like do that''' I can't engage, ,,, then beforethelion has 54 (simultaneously surprised and disappointed)

20. Average hours of sleep: depends if I'm having "issues". Lately I have been so not very much, but majority of the time I have my full 8 hours

21. Lucky number ugh

22. Instruments: trying to grasp the piano, played saxophone in middle school, own 3 guitars but just don't

23. What am i wearing: black pajama bottoms and a marble tee ;))

24. Dream job: fuck.. Actor tbh but like yeah. Currently attending a career center because I wanted to be an animator/film developer buttt the entertainment industry is a mess. Love love to be a surgeon not school is expensivvvee and what if I suck. So I've lowered my goals to history professor (college grade is the dream but I might end up settling for high school).

25. Dream trip: god,,, I never travel oh,, honestly actually probably New York. I'd love to leave America and indulge km another culture and land of course but god, new york. I gotta go.

26. Favorite food: im hungry right now so, everything.

27. Nationality: American

28. Favorite song right now: no, no, no-nonon, we are not doing this, no. I,, have a lot of music. Whenever I see a song title/lyrics/artirst/whatever or hear something that's interesting I just gotta screen shot it/ write it down. I do this a lot (I screenshot other people's answer to this if that says anything). So I have a good amount of music I need to listen to. So t the end of the day I try to listen to a good chunk of it. Whenever I like one of the new songs, I save it. On average I approximately add 10ish songs every day. It's a lot of music,,,,, I refuse

Okayokayokay,, finally, here we are: the end. I was soso happy to be nominated for one of these things. I never pay attention to my existence/acknowledge myself/ever talk about myself/ever talk to anyone/ever talk/ever have done one of these before :) So really it was a lot of fun. I'd like to nominate people but, all my mutuals are on my Gotham blog and god, can you imagine that : engaging.

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50-99 hav fun :)

i hate u but im gonna do it.

left or right handed?

righty tighty !!

are you scared of spiders?

sure diddly am

favourite food?

avocados or potatoes and green beans

favourite foreign food?

sushi i suppose

are you a clean or messy person?

clean i think but my room and bathroom are both realllllllllllllly messy rn

most used phrased?

what the hap is fuckening or henlo lads or hello! im a lesbian hfjaklsjhfhsj

most used word?

fuck or gay

how long does it take for you to get ready?

if its in the mornings before school like fifteen minutes bc fuck school but if im doing my make up and going out with friends like 2 hours sorry

do you have much of an ego?

noperooni

do you suck or bite lollipops?

give em a good succ

do you talk to yourself?

no, never. yeah ofc i fucking do what kind of question is this? everyone talks to themselves

do you sing to yourself?

yeah lmao

are you a good singer?

i already answered this but for ur sake; no. leah says sometimes i am but really i am not i just sound like a goose being stabbed, but i mean u can be the judge.

biggest fear?

abandonment, but thats too deep so like the dark

are you a gossip?

i love some gossip every now and then

best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

dunkirk, that was pretty dramatic

do you like long or short hair?

long hair but like does it really matter? no

can you name all 50 states of America?

yeah but im not gonna prove myself because thats so much typing and i have to spell every state right wtf

favourite school subject?

photography and english

extrovert or Introvert?

somewhere in the middle

have you ever been scuba diving?

no, but my brother has

what makes you nervous?

lol a lot of things?????????????????????????????

are you scared of the dark?

literally did i not just say that i was

do you correct people when they make mistakes?

yeah cause i love the drama of it all…lmao no it depends on what it is

are you ticklish?

this is sensitive information

have you ever started a rumour?

i dont think so

have you ever been in a position of authority?

i mean like i babysit kids and if they piss me off i yell so yes? is that what the question us asking? im a bottom??????

have you ever drank underage?

im a child of jesus h christ

have you ever done drugs?

i take four different prescription pills everyday so yeah!

who was your first real crush?

what larrie made this

how many piercings do you have?

zero, but i would like some

can you roll your Rs?

no, doesn’t mean im not good with my tongue tho ;))))))) dahklfhjsdfafo

how fast can you type?

it depends if its something normal like an essay maybe like two words a minute but like if harry does something gay like 4821794087567234856 words a second ya know

how fast can you run?

am i being chased by a bear?

what colour is your hair?

brown, it used to be blonde and i think next year im gonna go back to blonde spoiler alert!

what colour are your eyes?

brown rip

what are you allergic to?

bees and pollen

do you keep a journal?

sorta, i have one that i barely write in

what do your parents do?

my dad is a software engineer and my mom steals money from my dad lol she’s wonderful!

do you like your age?

no im too old jfhalkjfhaog;a

what makes you angry?

my mother and donald trump, but other than that not much

do you like your own name?

i mean not really but u win some u lose some u know

have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

yell heah i used to have like a whole list of names on my phone cause when i’d write i needed name references, but then i got a new phone and my life got screwed over anYWAY thats not that point uhhhhhh i like u know what its embarrasing NEVERMIND

do you want a boy a girl for a child?

i want whatever my child want how bout that u stinky birb of a question

what are you strengths?

uhm well excuse me while i talk myself up a bit but im caring and funny and im a good listener and im freaking adorable thanks for ur time lol idk i have no strengths i h8 myself bye

what are your weaknesses?

i get too attached to people and i give people too many chances and im too nice ok but uhm thats also too deep so cute animals and people that are named after flowers thanks for ur time haHa

how did you get your name?

i just asked my dad and he laughed and said “what do you mean” and then went “we just picked it” and apparently my name was supposed to be nicole ashley then ashley nicole and now its allison nicole. i have no significance to the world apparently. my chinese name is siaw rui

were your ancestors royalty?

my last name means king/emperor in chinese so careful ur talking to a princess

do you have any scars?

yeah mostly from petting cats that didn’t want to be pet and then them attacking me sajdfkahf but all the other ones are like on the inside sjkdffasjdkfhsdfsdfkl hsdfk;sadjfhsklfsjfs IM LAUFHIGN

colour of your bedspread?

i have three ones like yellow, turquoise, and has branches on it, then the other one is just turquoise, and then i have a brown one

colour of your room?

i also already answered this one and you know, but it’s white

#that took me so long i h8 u #also towards the end #i started to take the piss out on it #and most of it is just me being grumpy so enjoyu #rainbowloaferboots #ajlkdsfhaskdfjsfdksld #thank #long post #sorry

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all the questions :)

1. selfieI post enough2. what would you name your future kids?I have a lot of names I love…sophia + Sadie are my favorites 💞 3. do you miss anyone?Yea, one or two people. One is my dad4. what are you looking forward to?My anniversary with my bf :)5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?My dogs 💞 6. is it hard for you to get over someone?No!! Damn near the second I’m away from someone I can’t even comprehend their existence anymore so…no. that’s also why it’s easy for me to not miss people I’ve been away from for a long time 7. what was your life like last year? When it started I was doing an independent sort of thing where I thought I was finding who I was but I was just influenced by things and music and people and I was actually completely wrong about the person I thought I wanted to be. She wasn’t that great. At the very end of the year I was taking a serious stand for myself. I think I grew a lot 8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?Yes this is usually why I cry. Probably like 75% of the time it’s cause I’m stressing9. who did you last see in person?I’m with Emilio and Antonio rn!10. are you good at hiding your feelings?So good. Scary good. I don’t do it a lot, almost never anymore, but I know that I can. Its no good in my experience11. are you listening to music right now?No. But we are video chatting anyone and everyone who is active on fb rn. 10/10 12. what is something you want right now?I want a cup noodles but without the wait.13. how do you feel right now?Very happy and very comfy. I just washed alL out sheets and blankets and they’re super soft and smell delicious14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?Earlier when my husband got home from work he gave me and Capone a big hug 💟 15. personality descriptionOf myself? It’s not my place to say 16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?Yes, a million billion times, even right this second, 17. opinion on insecurities.Eh. They’re never as bad as you think. I guess that’s a given18. do you miss how things were a year ago?Eh, sorta! It was getting warm and I was smoking hella bud with Emilio just like now, and I miss how that felt. I miss how it felt being his friend even though I never wanna be just his friend again. I don’t miss my old job at all. I guess mostly what I miss was how I was on the road a lot last May and doing my own thing usually all by myself. I didn’t even see my friends that much last May, it was a weird month. I wouldn’t wanna go back, but I’d rather be in last May than last winter or fall 2015.19. have you ever been to New York?Yes and I loved every second of it.20. what is your favourite song at the moment?Maybe love by Kendrick Lamar or redbone. Loyalty + pride are also good ass songs. 21. age and birthday?20, born March 2422. description of crush.Handsome as hell, gold in his eyes and his hair when the sun shines on him23. fear(s)Puppets on strings and going insane. I answered this the other day so it’s been on the mind a little bit 24. height5'425. role modelNot sure. My dad’s smart26. idol(s)Helen Stephenson 27. things i hateLies, deceit, racism, sexism, backstabbing, 28. i’ll love you if…You have good intentions and good jokes29. favourite film(s)The boondock saints is one of my favorites. I also love Harold and Maude30. favourite tv show(s)The office, scrubs, unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, 30 rock, Malcolm in the middle, my name is Earl, parks and rec, that 70s show, 31. 3 random facts1.Cabbage is a descendant of the mustard plant.2. Kale is a descendant of the mustard plant.3. Multiple plants are descendants of the mustard plant.32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?I guess guys33. something you want to learnMore about plant identification. I wanna be able to go into the forest and know by name what I’m looking at. I learned a few this spring walking around rum village 🌿34. most embarrassing momentMy dad finding my journals a bunch of years back. Even worse was when my family went through my room while I was locked up in the hospital. My grandma and aunt use to take me to ponderosa for breakfast to give me the sex talk once a year it sucked35. favourite subjectScience!! Earth science in particular. I did good in geometry so I like that by default but I wouldn’t wanna do math rn. I’d totally do some science shit rn though36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?See America, see the world, and marry my baby daddy37. favourite actor/actressI don’t have any in particular38. favourite comedian(s)Man, me and Emilio watched a bunch of standup this spring. I love john mulaney. I wish I could give you more names but I’m forgetful39. favourite sport(s)I love playing baseball but I like watching hockey and football40. favourite memoryJeez, who knows. Any family vacation I went on was always a high point. On one trip we went to sleeping Bear dunes in Michigan and I climbed up the biggest hill realllllly fast and everyone was impressed. That was cool41. relationship statusMarried and chillin42. favourite book(s)Catcher in the rye, the great Gatsby, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, journey to the center of the earth, 20000 leagues under the sea!!! I love that last one so much43. favourite song ever100% by sonic youth and a very certain acoustic performance of wasted and ready by Ben kweller 💐44. age you get mistaken forProbably anything younger than 2045. how you found out about your idolGoth girl message boards 46. what my last text message says“Sorry we did this”47. turn onsDon’t wanna make this blog nsfw but I’m bout to get some d later so that’s kind of working for me 48. turn offsPpl being mean to me49. where i want to be right nowHere is fine 50. favourite picture of your idolNow I regret making Helen my idol she probably thinks I’m so lame 51. starsignAries sun that’s all y'all need to know52. something i’m talented atKissing emilio53. 5 things that make me happyCup noodles, stuffed animals, new makeup, making money, being out In nature 54. something thats worrying me at the momentI’m about to start a new job it’s a little nerve-racking you know 55. tumblr friendsI don’t know if we are friends (I want to be) but I have some really cool mutuals whom I love to watch flourish 🌸 like @angel-macabre @corporateaccount @lushdeath @312413 @heartshapedspiderweb @cheapexorcisms @sediao and others I know I am forgetting this doesn’t mean I love and respect you any less it just means I’m turnt up bitch and tired as hell56. favourite food(s)“The soup”. Its Emilio’s dad’s recipe and I’m confident that I’ve mastered it.57. favourite animal(s)Weasels and dogs58. description of my best friendHandsome as hell, gold in his hair and his eyes when the sun shines on him59. why i joined tumblrI can’t even remember!! It was so long ago…this blog isn’t even my first blog. I wish I could remember why I started it and what I first posted. My first blog is long, long gone. Wish I could find it! Fun fact: my first urls were auricy, fiftene, (and then sixtene on my birthday), boysister, zodomy, and a bunch of others, but I’ve been bugclub for like 4 years now

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1. What is you middle//full name? sue

2. How old are you? 27

3. What is your birthday? 6/19

4. What is your zodiac sign? gemini

5. What is your favorite color?blue

6. What’s your lucky number? 6

7. Do you have any pets? 5 of my own, kinda share 8 more with fam

8. Where are you from? here

9. How tall are you? 5′6.5′’

10. What shoe size are you? between 9&10

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? like 7

12. What was your last dream about? don’t remember

13. What talents do you have? ehh, i’m okay at a lot of things

14. Are you psychic in any way? nah. unless being an empath counts

15. Favorite song? right now it’s Technicolor Beat

16. Favorite movie? Beauty and the Beast

17. Who would be your ideal partner? my girl

18. Do you want children? yeah at most 2

19. Do you want a church wedding? not really

20. Are you religious? nah

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? yeah recently heh

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? a lil bit

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? yeah i’ve met one

24. Baths or showers? both are good but usually shower

25. What color socks are you wearing? none

26. Have you ever been famous? nope

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? noooope

28. What type of music do you like? lately EDM and pop but i like a bunch of stuff

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? nope

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2

31. What position do you usually sleep in? on my left side

32. How big is your house? not big

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? cereal or leftovers

34. Have you ever fired a gun? nope

35. Have you ever tried archery? i think so when i was young

36. Favorite clean word? sassafrass

37. Favorite swear word? fuck

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 30ish hours

39. Do you have any scars? yeah a handful

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? probably

41. Are you a good liar? sometimes

42. Are you a good judge of character? sometimes

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? yeah i can do british, kind of russian

44. Do you have a strong accent? nah

45. What is your favorite accent? british

46. What is your personality type? umm, idk it’s a bunch of different bits

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? prolly my Tripp pants

48. Can you curl your tongue? yup

49. Are you an innie or an outie? in

50. Left or right handed? right

51. Are you scared of spiders? tiny ones, no. bigger ones better gtfo

52. Favorite food? don’t have a fave but i do love sushi

53. Favorite foreign food?sushiiiii

54. Are you a clean or messy person? in between. i tend to be organized in certain aspects

55. Most used phrased? “can you not?”

56. Most used word? prolly damnit

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? for what?? it depends

58. Do you have much of an ego? ehh a lil bit

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? sucky sucky :P

60. Do you talk to yourself? sometimes

61. Do you sing to yourself? yeeeep

62. Are you a good singer? ehhh, sorta. it sounds good to me unless it’s on playback

63. Biggest Fear? losing people

64. Are you a gossip? i try not to me but sometimes

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? ehhhh idk

66. Do you like long or short hair? usually short

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? haha nope

68. Favorite school subject? photography

69. Extrovert or Introvert? introvert duh

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? nope

71. What makes you nervous? A LOT. certain social interactions like asking for help or talking on the phone. also talking about things with gf

72. Are you scared of the dark? sometimes

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? depends

74. Are you ticklish? in some places

75. Have you ever started a rumor? nope

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? kinda

77. Have you ever drank underage? yuuuuup

78. Have you ever done drugs? yup. nothing really bad tho

79. Who was your first real crush? i don’t remember

80. How many piercings do you have? technically 5

81. Can you roll your Rs?“ yessss

82. How fast can you type? decently

83. How fast can you run? not very well and usually just sprint before my lungs start to die

84. What color is your hair? rn it’s auburn

85. What color is your eyes? green

86. What are you allergic to? cat dander, ragweed

87. Do you keep a journal? sorta. online journal

88. What do your parents do? work and ake care of my siblings

89. Do you like your age? i guess???

90. What makes you angry? Trump, racists, sexists, snotty people,

91. Do you like your own name? yee

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? i just know that i love the name Jade

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? either is fine

94. What are you strengths? not a lot

95. What are your weaknesses? lots of stuff

96. How did you get your name? my parents gave it to me

97. Were your ancestors royalty? idk fam

98. Color of your room? white

99. Color of your bedspread?black and white and blue

#about me #was bored so it's whatever

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