If anyone has retired!ghoap ideas please sent them my way I wanna expand on X post or just write more fluff (and maybe something with a bit more spice too) I will take anything

Also if anyone has Tommy and Beth Riley thoughts I'm all ears

I’m curious… what do you think Lloyd Hansen’s kinks are?

Note: You can do the book or movie version, or the version from “The Princess and the Lawyer.”

No suggestions about: Non-consent, coprophilia or urophilia, furries, or dd/lg.

Dubious consent is probably fine, especially as part of a role playing game.

Lastly, if it’s not covered under point #1: consider if it would make the police open an inquiry into your conduct. If so, don’t submit.

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My list of Lloyd’s kinks:

Dominance / Power - Lloyd likes to call the shots, especially in the bedroom.

Bondage - He likes handcuffs, Japanese rope play, spreader bars, and he’s down for gagging and blindfolding a partner.

Choking - This almost falls under #1. He likes to see you submit and he also gets off on the power and control aspect.

Impact Play - he likes to spank you. With paddles, whips, or floggers, but mainly with his bare hand while you’re bent over his lap.

Role Play - Lloyd is down for a bit of fun in the bedroom. He’ll go along with most of your role play ideas, but he has a thing for being the professor to your naughty schoolgirl. His second favorite role play is the King and the servant girl. That one really feeds his power kink.

super boop and evil boop only on web i fear

that's so sick and twisted 😔

sorry you have to think a character is perfect to love them but that sounds boring i like my girls a little pathetic and mean

Ah, yes. Team Green. Featuring a repressed lesbian still reeling from the fallout of her complicated situationship. An evil grandfather who eventually will become jobless. A guard who doubles as a stepfather and a hit man. An alcoholic. A doomed prophetess. An overpowered anime villain and his geriatric nuclear warhead. And a fourth child who may or may not exist.

Second one of the three @magnusforgaza commission I did! 🍉

If you want an illustration and helping out people in need, check out their post for more info! Lots of other artist joined as well, and I plan to do more if anyone interested. 👁

Post coffin Jon and Daisy for @pinkelotjeart - thank you so much for donating!

if it hasn't been asked already (sorry cannot figure out how to search)

chapter one of Alice in Wonderland: https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~rgs/alice-I.html

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I don't go here but requesting House of the Dragon stuff for posterity

I have this doodle for you!

Can you pretty please make a japer hale/Cullen one where if he saw his human mate crying and what he would do. He's my biggest comfort character and I would appreciate it so dearly but, if not that is completely okay I promise you. 🫶

Ps. I love you're writing I read you're page when I'm feeling down and just through out the day. It brings me comfort and happiness I appreciate you as a person in this world of ours. You are amazing and you are doing an amazing and lovely job.

𝕵𝖆𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖗 𝕳𝖆𝖑𝖊

"Darlin'?" his country accent rings out through your dark and empty room,his vampire eyes easily letting him locate you hurried in the covers on your bed where you sniffle quietly.

He watches in the reflection of your mirror as you squeeze your eyes shut, almost af if it would hide you from the world. If he wasn't so worried about you right now he'd chuckle at the sincerity and childishness at it.

"Bad day, Darlin?" he tries again, and you hum back in response - unable to get your voice to work right now.

At that, he's kicking off his shoes and climbing into bed with you, turning your lamp on as he goes so you can see him. Her pulls you close to him and holds you tight.

"want to talk about it?"

You shake your head no.

"want me to use my gift?"

You hesitate, but ultimately shake your head no.

"... want me to leave?"

You shake your head no.

His thumb rubs soothing circles into your side and the sniffles die down eventually. "I'll let you have tonight, but I want you to talk to me tomorrow. Is that okay, sugar?" his accent becomes a bit thicker in the vulnerable moment.

You nod, turning over and hugging him tightly. Face buried in his neck and arms holding him tight, you mumble a small "thank you, Jasper" before you fall asleep in his icy warm embrace.

Which popular kink you hate but you have made peace with it as it comes in every fic?

My initial reaction when I saw this was to reply: foot fetish

I know that probably doesn't make sense, but I was in the Salt Lake City airport last weekend and overheard some women discussing guys with foot fetishes... let's just say I had no idea it was such a common kink. 🤮 However, to be fair, I haven't seen that one very often in Tumblr fics.

After some reflection, here’s my official answer: the kink where a male character likes that his love interest is a helpless, incompetent nitwit.

I hate this trope/kink with the fiery passion of a thousand suns. If you'll tolerate my psycho-analysis of why I feel so strongly about it, continue reading below.

Your question made me think of a fic I read a few months ago where the female lead was shown to be excessively helpless. In the story she was trying to use power tools and tackle a home repair or something. (I can’t remember exactly what she was doing, because I clicked out of the story at warp speed just a few minutes later.) Anyways, the female character has a goal, she’s collected her tools and she’s trying to accomplish this goal… and the male character shows up. Of course, he’s furious to find her using big, scary, dangerous power tools. 

Does she slap him across the face? Throw a hammer at him? Nope! She went along with it and was chastised like a two year old.  

My reaction:

Now, I can understand what the goal of the scene was - the author was trying to present the male character as protective and caring. In reality all he’d done was crippled the person he was supposed to love by not allowing them to grow and learn. The second thing I can understand is that from my perspective, as the reader, this scene probably misses the mark for cultural reasons. 

I grew up in an extremely rural area and at ten years old, I could split firewood, shoot a rifle, and with adult supervision, use a miter saw. (For those of you who didn’t take woodshop in high school, a miter saw is a very large power tool for a kid to handle.) When I moved to the city, I can still remember having to explain to someone what an auxiliary fuel tank was. 

Anyways , returning to the main point. When the male character’s attraction to a woman is based on, or enhanced by, her lack of abilities, it disgusts me. The disgust probably stems from fear. Where I come from, incompetent was the most dangerous thing for a human being to be. Not being prepared gets people (and those unlucky enough to be around them) hurt and/or killed. That lesson must have sunk in for me at a very young age, because seeing incompetence praised in fiction really affects me. It especially bothers me in regards to female characters but I hate it just as much in male characters - they're just less likely to be depicted as helpless.

In regards to having made peace with this kink… yeah, that’s not in the cards. 😅

The helplessness kink rankles my survival instincts too much.

i don't know what is funnier: sam asking celia out on a date to see an incredibly depressing play, or alice immediately butting in to suggest they go see her brother's show instead

alice can "take care of herself" (cook instant noodles when she's supposed to be sleeping). gwen can "take care of herself" (fight for her fucking life to appear professional). lena can "take care of herself" (literally just hasn't died yet).

[ID: A sketchy digital comic of Alice Dyer from The Magnus Protocol showing a scene from episode 15, Well Run. She is a skinny white trans woman with freckles, shaggy brown hair, crooked teeth and pink painted nails. She is wearing pink cat-eye glasses, three pairs of silver earrings and snakebite piercings, a dark blue hoodie, and a dark red and gold braided bracelet and yellow paper bracelet. The comic is three panels showing her lit from behind in a soft yellow and lit from in front and below in a darker teal. She is hunched over, performing CPR on someone while looking panicked and in tears while saying "N-Nellie the elephant packed her trunk, and said goodbye to the cir- Shit, shit. Shit! SHIT!!" with the speech bubbles spanning across the whole comic. The first panel shows her waist-up from the side, the second is a close up of her hands, and the third is a close up of her panicked expression, tears falling from her face. The background is a dark green with a black vignette around the edges. end ID]

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did a real sketchy alice comic because i hadn't seen anyone draw this scene and i. needed it. so i went a bit ham last night and did this <3

‘Who catches who now?’

I really wanted to draw Clora in my art style and found the idea of them being in Alice in wonderland cute. Hope you like it. ^^ 🐇✨

AHH OMG I LOVE IT!! THANK YOU!!!😭💖💖its so cute you inspired me to draw more of it😭😭

clora as alice already works so good but i love your role reversal of the white rabbit chasing HER instead of the other way around BAHAHHA. THANK YOU AGAIN I LOVE IT SO MUCH CLORA IS SO CUTE IN YOUR STYLE AND I LOVE HOW YOU DREW SEB AS WELL!!💖🥹