lilaic and the mint!

all the rights... ehehehehehehe..... all the rights...!!! >:3 mwehehehehe...

(ask game)

hi honey!! how about cat + gem for the hermit swap ask gam? <3 love from tuna

u want kitty gem? meow meow meow meow? =^. .^=

Hobie: *pulls out a switchblade*

Hobie: "Alright, gang, let's do this!"

Miles: "Woah, since when do you carry a switchblade?!?"

Hobie: "It's a long story, Miles."

[earlier that week]

Hobie: *sees a switchblade in a store window*

Hobie: "Neat."

I can summarize the TOS episode "Catspaw" in one image:

The Golden Boy of Lanling Jin

Happy birthday dear archer. May you be able to find your peace and settle down like how you've always wished <3

All I'm saying is the last thing Wind said in Kingdom is that he's heading to Beast Yeast and, while the Devs are confusing me on if the Legends or Beasts are more powerful lore-wise (or equal?), the idiot went alone

I don't think he's gonna have a good time

Based Cu Alter moment I laughed my head off about from the current white day event.

I suppose for a dude who tears his own body apart from throwing his weapon so hard on the regular... this is just another Tuesday.

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when i say cringefail legolas sexy gimli i don’t mean legolas is some ugly incompetent elf while gimli is some suave alpha dwarf. i mean that when the dwarfs of erebor travelled to mirkwood for a week to discuss gimli’s engagement to their prince, legolas tried to wear his hair loose and unbraided like his father in a bid to seem more regal but in the middle of a training exercise he shot off an incredible bow shot at the expense of getting a handful of his hair caught and launched with the arrow to his Complete embarrassment & everyone else’s mirth- and gimli was just like “ach… would you look at that… like the golden leaves from the most beauteous autumn tree flowing in the air, there goes his fine hair, flowing in the breeze- nae a sight more beautiful to be seen seconds before death than those golden strands flying.” and all the dwarfs start “oooing” and “ahhhing” at his poetry while legolas is standing there with a chunk of his hair sticking out of his head like 🧍

phum is clearly really lonely and has abandonment issues because of his parents, so in his head this is a very "ah yes, this is how it always ends anyway" pattern right now. when you feel like you're never anyone's first choice and like everyone always eventually leaves you, any even potential sign of that on the horizon is an equally sad and welcome sight, because it confirms all the things that you believe yourself to be: unwanted and impossible to love.

The fact that he has no clue she loves him is insane-

the Osmanthus flower language thing (True Love)

Cleans his ears in her lap I mean come on

without hesitation calls herself his wife

makes his favorite food seemingly every day

embroiders his coin purse

cares for his canary

is the only one to understand his inner monologues

I think his helm plume is her hair?? idk

cloud!!!

this ahse so fragile, even feeling of being held make he cyring! be careful if handling he! ( ◠‿◠ )

*wraps him in a blanket burrito and holds him gently* there there let it alllll out.

he will be loved <3

One of the funniest things about the Kelvin alternate timeline is the fact that Jonathan Archer is a) still alive, b) still in Starfleet, and c) seems to have taken up breeding beagles whilst teaching courses at the Academy and Scotty lost his best one in a transporter accident.

One of the movie writers even confirmed that this is meant to be that Jonathan Archer, same as the Prime timeline, but this motherfucker is like 146 years old and still turning up to teach these young hooligans that space is dangerous and aliens can be unreasonably mean.

I'm headcanoning that in both timelines the usual lifespan for Humans and Andorians is about 120 years but Archer and Shran are beating the odds by fondly arguing every day with neither wanting to die before getting the last word in. A strategy Bones would later employ. (No, seriously, Bones in the Prime timeline got to 137+. Via spite, I think.)

one of my favorite things about archer’s one and only weak ass battle is that when you encounter him he’s not even looking out the window or something cool he’s staring right at the wall. hes looking at the wall. i think he was contemplating bashing his head into it

Artemis: *yelling at Orion* HOW FUCKING DARE YOU HARASS MY HUNTERESSES!!! YOU THINK YOU'RE POSEIDON'S SON AND CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT?!!

Artemis: Apollo!

Apollo: *picks up his short sister to match Orion's height*

Artemis: *bitch slaps Orion with her bow*

HAPPY REICHENBACH FALLS DAY