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carrotcakecrumble · 11 months

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Applying for jobs all well and good till they start being cheeky and asking when you’ll be free for an interview

#I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK #I APPLIED AS A PRANK #ALL A GREAT JEST #🤢🤢🤢#shitpost

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chrisrin · 2 years

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eridan my beloved. he definitely comes across like a prick at first but i could write an essay on why he deserves better. also hes really sad. my boy </3

dude must go through the character development of a lifetime because his introduction literally says he wants to commit genocide.

#/lh #chris reads homestuck #homestuck #but for real #he must go through some wild stuff cause this is not the first comment ive seen abt people liking him #not a great first impression on me but i AM impressionable #chris talks #ask #this is all in jest btw i love problematic little guys

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oatbugs · 3 months

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LOVELY DAUGHTER UNSOUND MIND!

#her name is the morning dews her name is light ! her brother has no excuse for his cruelty she can #change the world she has to change this country first if one day she resents me i hope i will care for her stil #his name is the lake his name is the singing bird he is going to to die soon its all neurodegenerative i miss him dearly #and ill miss him more still. a pool of wealth gathers on the shores of an island in the carribean holding ears #building domes and turning heads away in terror of the finite. a photo to the chat of a styrofoam cup full of himalayan salt #sent by the millionaire. answer echoes answer. would you like to be a guest speaker inside my lungs?#THROW THE ARROW INSIDE THE AUTOCLAVE PIERCE THE APPLE ON THEIR HEAD WITH GREAT STERILITY WITH GREAT CARE WITH SOUND MIND #somewhere over the ocean there is turkish coffee the dark wood of a berlin coffee shop the white sunlight of swiss alps #my friend sending me poetry in jest from tokyo her heart in rural china #my heart with the large sun of northern iran flowing through streetlight poles at dusk holding two trans girls hand in hand

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stevethehairington · 7 months

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not 2 b a h8r or anything, but everyone's losing their mind over troye sivan in drag but like girl. it's not even good drag. bitch looks like a shapeless stick with no padding and the wig is limp afffff

#i genuinely do mean not to be a hater lol im not actually hating on him #i love that he did drag for the video i think thats awesome #and i love that he had fun with it!!!#im just laughing at the quality #its not great but also we all gotta start somewhere right!!#we cant all be trixie mattel right out the gate i get it #djajaka #disclaimer: this post is made in jest

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pureseasalt · 1 year

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i truly cannot wait for the skip & loafer anime to get to the breakup chapter bc i just know. i just KNOW that it will change the trajectory of how people will see shojo josei romance anime FOREVER

#skip to loafer #this is said half in jest ofc but the anime does have great potential in opening the eyes of the uninitiated to how #poignant impactful #and #worthwhile this type of story can get #and not just for that part #either but for the entire story #bc if my knowledge is still accurate the mainstream non-manga audience have not seen romance anime with this level of character work #on their screens in a HOT minute #i know i havent #and u can argue that skip to loafer is not strictly romance per se but thats how people would view it #ALL IM TRYING TO SAY IS THAT MAY THIS PLEASE OPEN THE DOORS TO A SHOJO JOSEI ANIME RENAISSANCE PLS DEAR GOD LORD IN HEAVEN

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13eyond13 · 1 month

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#here's some of the classics on that list i have beef with btw:#i have tried to read A Confederacy of Dunces several times and it's funny but it's also so cringe and Ignatius is so obnoxious #that i find it too difficult to finish like i just feel depressed and bad for everybody around him too much #i tried reading Infinite Jest like a decade ago and i got like 200 pages in and i remember thinking it felt like #such a slog the entire time because he's just so gd wordy and also i stopped liking DFW after i heard the abuse allegations against him #frankenstein i didnt read that long ago but i just remember finding it so boring for some reason?? i feel i might need to read it again #dracula ngl i feel like im cheating a bit saying ive completely read it because i loved the beginning and then HATED so much of the rest #the characters were just so boring and melodramatic hahaha i just liked the part where jonathan was doing a travel diary #and trapped in the castle tbh and after that i skimmed quite a bit #i almost flipped my shit when i saw ender's game on there because I ALWAYS mix it up with ready player one by ernest cline #which i bought the audiobook of a while back and hated every minute of it i dont think its good at all #but it wasnt that so phew my faith in this list is somewhat restored #i read most of the first game of thrones book and was disappointed tbh maybe because id seen the show already #so i was like 'this feels almost exactly the same except worse?' because i'd been expecting it to give me more depth and insight #into the characters but instead it felt exactly the same and i still didnt love any of the characters enough to feel attached to them #also i am fully aware me not personally liking or vibing with a book doesnt mean it doesnt deserve to be considered great btw #but i think if youre gonna be like me and force yourself to go through a bunch of lists like this very seriously then you also need to just #let yourself be like 'yeah not for me' without feeling too bad about it sometimes too #often times i dont particularly love the classics or 'important books' but at the same time #i still feel like im getting more out of reading them than just grabbing the newest hyped up books that also dont do anything for me #maybe not in a 'wow i loved reading this' way but in like a #'i now have first-hand knowledge of this thing that is so influential / so frequently referenced'#or 'this challenged me and i feel like i did a mental/emotional workout or gave me some new food for thought'#or 'made me more aware of what gaps in my knowledge and reading skills and what my tastes are too'#sort of way...#it really just depends on what you're reading for and why and what you're hoping to get out of it a lot of the time maybe #it's like the homework i give myself to go through these lists that i also intersperse with the stuff i read more just for fun #p

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rawliverandgoronspice · 11 months

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*me a couple of months ago writing litany of betrayal* : hmmm, so, when it comes to Serielle being a conversation opener about what I think subtextually permeates gerudo characterization and the way hylians look at them as both frighteningly destructive yet transgressively desireable objects.... is this a reach... is this anything... is this worth including......

*me right now, scrolling past all of the Amiibo Jar Jokes, very, very softly* : ........oh...no.........

#thoughts #tloz #ganondorf #litany of betrayal #descant of greatness #unhallowed vespers #literally wasn't expecting to be submerged under this tsunami of absolute horniness right after litany #least of all a nintendo-approved one #to the point where serielle feels almost... mild now???? almost too restrained??#(I actually really like serielle and I am sad I never get to include more than crumbs about her psychology)#(serielle being an oc hylian queen for the non-initiated)#but yeah again Very Weird Thing to be vindicated about!!!#I know people are jesting obviously but it's still.... it is Still a Thing

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iamnotarobin · 10 months

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omg i just remembered i have an 18th century historical rpf fic saved on my phone

#desperate times call for desperate measures?#oh fuck yeah i’ve got two klance fics too this is great #ao3 #things that should probably not go on the internet but i am posting anyway #this is all in jest btw. these fics are actually great and i’ve been meaning to reread them <3 #Especially the eighteenth century historical rpf

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katnissgirlsmakedo · 6 months

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ohhhhhh my god my lead actress's big brown eyes...... girl you're killing me......

#and my male lead is quite literally blonde with blue eyes it's ridiculous #he's ok tho. actually i did find out today he played clarient in marching band in hs #so that's a red flag but hey i just need him to act and he's been pretty great at it. red flags are allowed <3 #he also got us our other guy we needed for some small scenes. so he's been invaluable despite the serial killer eyes #in truth he actually looks lke a panda to me. there's nothing wrong with his serial killer blue eyes i'm being mean #sorry for being anti men who play clarient. in my defense i've known those guys and i have never met one that didn't annoy me a little #anyway. she has beautiful big brown eyes and he is there. and our other guy is beautifully tragic and doomed <3 #that was my criteria for casting him. i said 'he needs to look beautiful and tragic' and then we found him #he did great today. i don't know if he likes me but he showed up and he wore all the outfits i told him to wear so #actually i think i act weird around good looking men. i think it's because once a hot guy is around i get one notch lower on the hierarchy #and i'm usually up there. frankly. so i don't like being lowered...#i mean you guys will see what he looks like eventually i'm gonna post the link to the film when it's done and i'm graduated #but he's Hot. i was scared of him for a moment. he was wearing sunglasses. and then i made him walk up a bigass hill #and then i made him be in vaguely homoerotic pictures. his words. he didn't seem to mind there were jokes had. jests even #and tomorrow at 11am im gonna make him stand on a bed and put stars on a wall while yelling at him to smile and look pretty #and well. that's awesome. heirarchy is restored once we all remember that i'm the guy in charge......#anyway. i had an eventful day. 8am to now. i gotta go to sleep girls.#unfortunately that's not happening soon due to i've committed myself to reviewing today's footage. ok

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arcademgmt · 1 year

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i love great sage jamie for a multitude of reasons but one of my favorite details is that the tea he is frequently seen with is often infused tea and when he says something profound it's like. however stoned you think he is multiply it by at least ten

#miitopia #miitopia oc #miitopia great sage #i jest a little it isn't all the time. but frequently enough that it is a noticable trend #i love you jamie my friend jamie

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imaginepostingonsideblogs · 8 months

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the average 'a random group of queers are incapable of running an even slightly efficient time travel organisation' statistic is actually false. the average group of queer time travellers are capable of getting something done, even if that 'something' is sitting down together to watch saw 5. psychological warfare, who can't even begin to consider planning a plan without launching into a completely unrelated argument and murdering a couples therapist are outliers adn should not be counted

#blowing h1ve a kiss. youre doing so excellent sweetie #sweetie...s?#h1ve youre doing a great job and i love seeing you on my dash #base i love you and youre also doing a good job but alas. the spoilers.#psychological warefare? guys. get it together come on. /j #no i jest its part of their charm #sort of kind of a little #this is why theyre called psychological warfare after all #did i just write warefare??#no i didnt. hush.

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spectraspecs-writes · 10 months

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Popping back in really quick to tell you how much I (and the others) love seeing you around! It makes me so incredibly happy that I've gotten to know you, seeing your infodumps always cheer me up!