will stetson's i'm glad you're evil too cover hitting hard on this friday night

if you tag me in a chain post and i don’t do it it’s not because i hate you it’s because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.

i wanna get better by bleachers being added to fortnite festival is great because i love that song but i wish i lived in the alternate universe where it was rollercoaster (the other single from that same album) instead. there are very few songs that illicit such a severe feeling of nostalgia in me than that song. summer 2016 i miss you.

"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

Mods, trick him into believing in a simpler past that never was

Three modes of feelings toward characters as the writer is writing them:

These fuckers (affectionate)

These fuckers (annoyed)

These fuckers (literal)

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

please please never stop being annoying about that one thing you really care about

does benny gecko fallout new vegas know how much i want to hit him repeatedly with a comically large squeaky hammer like its tom and jerry or some shit. and then put him in a salad spinner and spin him around

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

Hatsune miku from Thomas jeffersons binder would feed spamton to birds!

If she’s my girl then why she laid up in bed with another man in another state in another time zone in another country in another continent huh and why’s there dogs outside my home barking and clawing at the loose siding