Heyyy Damien bestie, what are some of your favorite things about s/i?

"O-oh!" He looked up in surprise as a familiar voice spoke before softening at his face.

“Hello again Merik. It’s been awhile, hasn’t it?” He chuckles to himself lightly, a slight flush coloring his cheeks as he shakes your hand. “Though I have no idea why you’re asking this all so suddenly.” Despite his confusion, you can’t miss the little twinkle in his brown eyes as he smiles fondly. “There’s quite a few things that I adore about her.”

“You know, she’s the only other person that has really stuck by me no matter what has happened to me or because of me. She cares not about my debts to society or tired eyes. She still stays by me day in and day out with a warm smile and longing glances.” His cheeks flush a slight pink. “She makes me feel like a I’m still that kid clinging to her side at 3pm on a bright sunny Wednesday. That special place where the anxieties of the work day melt into a bright summer’s day.” He pauses, playing with his fingers for a moment, as if holding her close even now in his mind’s eye. “T-That’s the first thing a-anyways.” He glances at the ground for a moment, internally cursing that he so easily lost his composure.

“They always put so much care behind their actions. Even the smallest ones! reminding me to take breaks when work is overwhelming, squeezing my hand lightly when I’m uncertain in myself, talking through the night when I can’t sleep...” he chuckles lightly. “They’re always on the edge of passing out once it hits 1am but they keep pushing themselves to stay awake with me. Most time they’ll pass out trying. It’s....quite endearing, really....″

He looks down at his wristwatch, “Looks like I’m running out of time for this break. One more answer and then I’ll be back to the office.” He meets your eyes once again, straightening his posture.

“Let me let you in on a little secret, Merik. Ciara isn’t one to let herself enjoy the little things under the eyes of others.” He moves his arm causally to his side as he steals a glance around the room. “But, when she is excited....her cheeks flush pink and her green eyes light up......those are moments like no other.”

He takes a bow, thanks you again, sees you and heads back into the office area with a faint flush in his cheeks and a warm feeling in his chest. Today is a good day.

New In Town (dp x dc)

ALRIGHT! 👏🏽 A prompt. (Or, well. A premise.) I’m schtealing a lot of worldbuilding from @mediumsizedpidegon‘s post here so bear with me please.

The Bats, however they catch wind of Amity, catch wind of Amity Park. Of course they do. Amity Park has a very distinct presence— Or, well, a lack of a presence. It may have an abundance of documented weirdness online, from folk stories to abandoned livestreams to concerning details in expats’ online blogs.

But there is no online evidence of Amity Park that leaves Amity Park.

So. What is a family of detectives to do when confronted with the need to gather physical evidence? Road Trip, baby!🏄🏽‍♂️🚗🚞🚡

Everyone hops in the car/Batplane and makes their way to Amity Park; they make hotel reservations, ring up the only reasonably rich enough people to even touch their social circle (the Manson family, and Vlad Masters, apparently), make an itinerary for all the documented tourist stops to hit up while in town off the town website, and prepare themselves for whatever dimensional weirdness is causing a complete tech blackout on the town and an inability to be found by satellite.

They get about ten feet into Amity proper when they meet the first local.

His name is Danny. He’s nice! Affable. He looks a lot like any other Wayne sibling, actually, if a little on the younger side. He notices it’s their first time in town. Do they need any help getting around?

Best way to get information is to ingratiate with a local, so...sure, why not? They get a free tour guide, Danny gets to show off his town; they see all the sights, like the local burger joint, the school, the Manson home, the town hall, the city proper. They’re having a clothing swap in the temple parking lot, actually. You should go check it out!

For whatever reason, it’s all...Punk? Goth? There’s a couple of lolita dressed tossed in, and some crocheted things. Everyone has a trunk out their car, eyeliner, and at least two piercings in their face; everyone here seems to know each other on a personal level. Well, small towns are small towns. Whatever.

Danny isn’t deterred by their reactions. If they want, there’s the movie in park tonight! If not, they can catch dinner, though; their hotel restaurant closes at 8pm sharp. (He just...knows this off the top of his head?)

They split up. Some of the family people watch at the restaurant. Everyone is...weirdly courteous to them. A little standoffish. But not at the Wayne name, just at...them being there.

The people at the park find out they’re watching The Night of the Living Dead. This would be much more normal if the park wasn’t also clearly the cemetery, in the middle of July? Which is. Why? It’s not even for any holiday or special time of the year? It’s just...clearly a movie night in the summer? There are little kids here, playing among the gravestones while their parents set out blankets and snacks. Why is this considered a family event??

Well. At least Jason has fun.

Everyone goes to bed and reconvenes in the morning. When they wake up and roll out for the day, Danny manages to find them again, this time with two new friends, bright and chipper in the morning. There’s a farmer’s market today! Everyone’s worked really hard on this week’s harvest; don’t they want to see?

...Sure?

And the longer they’re in Amity Park, the more they begin to realize how convenient it is, that they’re ferried around so easily; that there’s immediately a local who takes a liking to them, that there’s always something else to do; how suspicious it is that no data can get in or out of Amity now that they’re in it, or how they can’t seem to get close to any of the more suspicious parts of town they want to infiltrate. The town is entirely closed to outside influences. The fashion trends are strange and foreign. They only eat things grown in the area, by people they know, and it’s all sort of...green. Everyone knows everyone. Everyone knows where to go. Who to talk to. The superstitions— make no wishes, step on no cracks, wear no large jewelry, cross no shadows of any person (living or dead, apparently), speak to no one without full view of their eyes. 

But nothing seems dangerous— not until a few of them try to investigate Axiom Labs, a subsidiary of the otherwise national Dalvco company, and are met to the face with a blaster that uses tech they’ve never seen, by a red fighter in an ultra-synthetic suit.

Overnight, the extremely polite and welcoming town becomes a hostile entity to fight their way out of.

“stardew valley is so relaxing” i am struggling to make ends meet. yesterday i was swarmed by bugs and passed out and the resident homeless guy found me, dragged me back to my home, and stole half of what was in my backpack. the day before that the only doctor in town found me passed out in my OWN FUCKING HOUSE TWO FEET FROM MY BED and still billed me 200g in medical bills. i watered one plant and have become incredibly fatigued. the mayor i met 2 days ago just asked me to fetch his boxers from the animal farmer he’s having an affair with instead of getting them his damn self. i have never been more stressed in my life.

upon my rewatch of season 6 of BTVS I gotta be real here. say what you will abt Mayor Wilkins but he would NEVER have left his murder daughter to struggle alone with debts and a sister. he’d be like “sweetie you own real estate that people live in, why are you working a minimum wage job?.. come now I am going to teach you the most useful evil skill you’ll ever learn, it’s called Being a Landlord” and then pay all her bills and make her drink her milk bc calcium is important

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Danny had though long and hard about this. He was ready to tell his parents the truth. Danny needed help. He couldn’t just let Ellie fade. They were there only chance.

Ellie had destabilized again. She needed help. Asking vlad meant he’d have to agree to disown his dad. Danny loved his parents and would never be Vlads son. He had no options.

So he told them everything. About the fruitloop, the portal, the ghosts, and Ellie. They accepted him and immediately began to work out how to stabilize Ellie. They’d process it all later.

They knew they couldn’t take vlad down. He was mayor, he could bribe any citizen of Amity. So jack and Maddie report vlad as plasmius to the justice league hotline. Mentioning the cloning, the overshadowing of the town to become mayor, and about the hidden cameras sprinkled around town.

That’s all they could do while they stabilized their soon to be daughter.

Lydia: Derek?

Derek: Yes?

Lydia: Seems Stiles is wearing a skating rink on a very important finger.

Stiles: Um, Your Honor, I'd really like to keep it...

Lydia, interrupting: Oh, my God, you're engaged?!

Stiles: Quiet.

12 year old Mac: Fine, send him here. But if he smells bad, or makes dumb jokes, I'm sticking him right back outside.

22-year-old Rat Man: Hey, have you heard this one? It's about the Super Mutant who wondered why a rock kept getting bigger. Then it hit him. Hehe. No? Hm.

Aughhh doodle dump

We’ve even got welcome home today wohhh

Today July 13th is the birthday of the voice actor (in English) of Commander Peepers, the legendary Tom Kenny!! Well I think it's not a secret that this voice actor and comedian is well known for his extensive career providing his voice to different animated characters, so I think that every animated show that one can watch you can always find Tom Kenny in the credits of the voice actors ^^. And well, apart from voicing our beloved Peepers in Wander Over Yonder, we know that the most popular character he has given and continues to give his voice to is SpongeBob! Regarding the McCracken Shows, Tom Kenny has also provided his voice for the Mayor of the city, the Narrator, other characters in "The Powerpuff Girls", Eduardo and other voices in "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends" and the alien Chuck in "Kid Cosmic". And he has also worked for other shows, I personally mention his work as Hue the AI ​​of the Galaxy One in "Final Space". And well between shows we have: CatDog, Samurai Jack, The Fairly OddParents, Kim Possible, Codename, Kids Next Door, Danny Phantom, Cam Lazlo, Mad, TMNT, Rick and Morty, Clarence, more 🤩.

And well, something that I love about Tom Kenny, and which makes him my favorite voice actor in the USA, is that his voice is very versatile, making his voice different for each character, giving it a unique touch ♥. Therefore, we wish you with all our hearts Happy Birthday, Tom Kenny!! 🎂🎈🎉

I’m thinking about Actor Mark could easily be considered my inserts/Ci’s 505 of sorts. cause like, a 505 is:(as described by urban dictionary)

The thing that is simultaneously keeping you alive and killing you, often used to describe a person who you're in love with, but, may be bad for you.

(this is long lmao)

And like, she has put everything into him since they met back as children. Like, he spent her childhood hoping to be his muse and pushing him to continue on with storytelling and acting. In her teens years she continued helping him chase his roles, dreams, muses, anything and everything he wanted all while falling  harder in harder. Don’t get me wrong, She did pursue her own interests as well(she’s Damien secretary until poker night after all!) but ultimately helping him was one of her three top priorities and she didn’t mind missing things she wanted and/or deemed to be personally important to do it. He barely had to protest to get her to agree. 

All the while she would find his breath catching over the person that she put up with(she really cares about Dames, William, and Mark so what choice does she have?) but can’t seem to really connect with.(outside of caring for the gang I suppose) As the two get closer that feeling starts become more of one and envy and even loathing at times....and then they got married.(whoo)

Haha oh MAN she was a WRECK when the news gotten broken to her. Mark had come to her high as a kite and excited invited her to the wedding. She smiled and shared in his excitement but as soon as he walked out to go tell someone else she just broke down honestly. A good three hour cry. Mourning everything she hadn’t done with him and how he was now slipping away too. Sure, it was inevitable that he would ask but damn if she wasn’t sure Celine would accept. Sometimes, she honestly wasn’t sure that she even loved him. But the marriage was in a weeks time and she had to pull herself together for everyone’s sake. So, she helps with the planning and nods along to any of his ideas with a smile on her face and something stinging her yes.

And then the wedding night comes. An absolutely gorgeous events with amazing food, table settings, party favors, decorations, everything!(Benjamin really had fun helping to set it all up :)) And as Mark gives his speech and gets down on one knee, as he looks up at her like the moon complimenting the sun, she decides right then and there that these feelings need to die. Well, less a decision and more an overwhelming feeling that would take hold shortly after. She’s for their night with them through ti all but sneaks off(as she usually would do at his extravagant parties) for some air when needed.

The month that proceeds it is a hellish and the month after that is even worse. Eventually, though, Damien hooks her up with a blind date via someone he knew and ran into again recently in college. It’s uhh, a nice distraction. Each person after that is the same in that way. Smiling faces, open hearts, thirsty, vulnerable, longing....but it always ends the same. They reach out for her hand and she feels tension. They go to kiss her and all she can see is Mark’s red lips reflected in a lit mirror. Someone flirts with her? All she can picture is the smirk that would play on his lips and bleed into his eyes when he was messing with her. And she really tried to push through it! (It felt awful to do so but she had try if Dames was going through all the trouble to worry and help her) She really did but it was also too obvious, or maybe too little? Somehow, they would always come to the conclusion that she wasn’t ready or didn’t feel as strongly or there could even be someone else......

And after the 10th failure of an attempt at an actual relationship, she finds herself at another Mark mansion party. Tired, beaten down, and defeated. Watching him laugh and smile with his brother, his friends, his wife, she makes a decides that maybe, just once it’s okay to try something else. A different kind of a cure for a newly opened ache. Mark invites everyone to drink and for the first time in years she smiles, joining in the toasting! Everyone is excited and curious and slipping into the drink all so fast she can barely keep up! She’s not sure how many shots it takes but eventually she’s definitively there. Swaying on her feet, slurred speech and cheeks flushed pink in what seems like a permanent fixture. But as always, she finds herself heading out on to the mansion’s balcony seeking out the view that nowhere else she’d ever been could provide her. Mark follows after her. Now that she was intoxicated, maybe she’d actually allow the company? Or well, any company that wasn’t Damien.

“Oh, hey Damien.” she smiles quietly, clinging to the balcony railing. Mark chuckles and waves, putting on a softer tone than usual. (He could pretend to be Damien if that’s what it would take.) She starts to go into detail about the stars and the fact that she could see so many and the constellations Mark was graced with viewing every night in his secret forest hideaway. He plays along, laughing, playing the part of Damien.....and then she says something that takes him off guard. Suddenly, she’s talking to him very casually about the crush she won’t speak to anyone about out loud.(except Damien apparently lmaooo) She gets this look in her yes, soft, sure, longing deep as the ocean as she calls the man standing a mere 5 feet away brighter than any star she was enjoying the privilege of seeing only a little while earlier. Mark finds himself a bit taken aback, something warm swelling in his chest( a feeling that he hasn’t felt with Celine in months) while Ci finds her eyelids getting heavy. The two sit togther for a long moment in relative quiet as Cici thanks Damien for always putting up with her when she was like this” (how many times had she talked to Damien about him??) before passing out while leaning on his shoulder. He carries her to a guest bedroom, looking at her for a long moment before leaving her to rest, ignoring that warm feeling. In the morning she doesn’t remember anything of the night before and decides that she’s NOT doing that again.(God, the headache!) Mark keeps the knowledge of last nights events to himself and returns to his normal friendly routine but finding himself teasing her even worse than usual. It’s a bit more targeted now that he’s armed with the understanding of how things actually are. His ego is through the fucking roof and she’s finding it harder not to tell him despite everything. Things continue on in a dance of Mark hoping she’ll come out with it already so they can really talk and she fights every breathless moment with crumbling logic and an unsatisfied feeling in her gut.

Time goes on and we get to the cheating part and uh, oh booy she walked in on them at the mansion......and immediately rushed to tell Mark. Everything spirals downhill from there so fast its hard to truly keep track of sometimes. In the end, she’s the only one that comes to aid Mark when he falls into that depression in the mansion. The only one to stay at his side no matter how much push and pull was involved. no matter how much he said he didn’t need anyone or tried to have the servants throw her out. She took a vacation when he finally broke down to her help and stayed with him. Some other night in the mansion, Mark gets drunk and tells her about what really happened that night at the party. He starts saying that he was wrong about Celine and he couldn’t see what was right in front of him. On and on and on and she just chops it up to the drink(she ain’t gonna be his one night stand) and makes him aware that regardless of her feelings she can’t believe him like that. Hurt and scared and tired. No matter how badly she wants to, it’s just not right.

idk apparently i just wanted to describe some more shit but in a world where Mark doesn’t feel the same loving him is like willingly choosing to suffocate herself so djhs(thank GOD that’s not how it goes lhdflhg)

"Can we keep him?"

And then they brought him home.

*cracks my knuckles loudly and breaks every bone in my hands*

Alright

Wally was made....technically this morning and since then I've been making more designs

Frank Carlsberg!

Here with his scones of course of course

If only a certain radio show host would stop publicly insulting him on air 🤔

Mayor Sally Winchell!

She's an interesting character that's for sure, but passionate about her home nonetheless!

And lastly (for now) old lady Poppy who lives down by the car lot

Ft. Some of the Erikas!

They are having a lovely little chat over some tea of course

shout out to dialtown women !!!! gotta be one of my fav genders

if there's one thing i will always be trying to push vis a vis cyberpunk is my peralezes propaganda and how v could've been their third in a threesome and how fucked up that would be when v learns about their whole Schtick afterwards

I read your lmk characters visiting your parents and can I just say that I love your writing very much! Especially the emotions and feelings being within them. Do you mind doing another few LMK characters visiting your parents as well just like previous one? The following characters I have in mind are Mayor, Syntax and MK?

I'm so glad you enjoyed! And I do really try to put emotions into it, since I think it adds to the reading experience 😚 I hope you like this one too!!

Mayor, Syntax, and MK Meeting S/O's parents Headcanons! (Romantic!)

Mayor - this man does everything to blend in and impress people. It’s not everyday that someone chooses to date a zombie, so he wants to make sure no matter what he is dating his s/o and is accepted by their parents. He probably brings along something for dinner that he made himself, to show them that he’s skilled. He’s very chill, but s/o knows he’s worried. Their parents welcome him very warmly, and he is more than relieved. He loves that they’re so loving toward their child and are accepting him. They talk about everything, like what it’s like for him to be mayor, how long he’s been seeing s/o, etc! By the end of the night, he goes home with s/o feeling very happy.

Syntax - oh lord. He’s fully prepared for the worst. He’s not only a menacing half spider, he’s got little to no social skills. It was a miracle for him to end up dating someone so sweet, but it’ll take another miracle for him to make it through this meeting. But he is SHOCKED when the parents are just….chill? With him being there, dating their kid? Shaking through every conversation, still processing the fact this is happening, man’s is anxious. But they love him and how intelligent he is, and how well he clicks with his s/o. After he gets home, he cries about it, but it’s more because he’s happy he won’t have to worry about it anymore.

MK - sweet boy still being sweet. He’s the least worried out of everyone when it comes to this scenario. Pigsy helps him make some kind of baked goods to bring with him to the meeting. And when he actually meets the parents, it’s the easiest interaction of his life! They’re super nice to him, they treat him almost like he’s their own son, it’s SO wholesome. He answers any questions they have about his powers and what not very honestly. It’s no sweat for him to make a good impression! The parents would definitely be like “oh he’s such a nice young man, you should bring him around more often!” And they are RIGHT. 100/10