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soadscrawl · 11 days

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i know when keith brought the gang back to his fucking desert shack he was like WAIT OUT HERE and ran in really quick to throw all his laundry under his bed and pick up all the molding paper plates and crushed energy drink cans and take down his charlie xcx poster before everyone came in but its a shitty little desert shack so everyone could hear him fumbling around and cursing to himself from outside and were like what the fuck is he doing in there

#you cannot tell me an 18 year old boy living in a desert shack by himself experiencing psychosis kept that place cleanim sorry #probably accidentally left a dirty pair of boxers on the floor and had to kick it under his bed while explaining the blue lion shit #soad.txt #not art #voltron

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drunkenlionwrites · 9 months

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The time has come!

So... Mer!Vash with strong breeding kink? 👀

ksdjhfskdjf you were first nonnie, and you started pretty big, I applaud you!

It's been some time since you, unknowingly at first, encouraged a certain merman who lived near the yacht club you worked at during summer to court you. So now you've been busking in the moonlight, sitting on the pier with your now boyfriend. He's became more and more handsy with you as the fall was approaching. You didn't really notice the difference, since he has been very tactile since day one, so you were surprised when he yanked you with his powerful hands off of the pier and dove into the water with you, his tail encircling your lover body and weaseling in between your legs, his hands pressing your back into the pier as he looked at you with an animalistic expression on his face.

You giggled at that, but he was not responding with his usual happy chirps, instead he tore your bikini bra with his teeth and your panties with the claws of his hand. That made you look at him with surprise, but it soon changed to content smile as you closed your eyes, hugging his back and clutching onto his fins and letting him have his way with you, you trusted him after all. He was all over you, one of his hands, that tore your panties, was entering you and his slender clawed fingers started stretching you carefully.

He was already a mess, panting and moaning, chirping, biting your neck with his sharp shark-like teeth, licking your skin, mewling your name as best as he could with his merman tongue…”Hey, hey boy. T’s fine. I’m here..m’here. Why are you…so pent up?” You managed to whisper to him in between the thrusts of his fingers inside of your needy pussy. He only managed to say your name once again, followed by “need” as he guided his ridged dick inside of you, bucking his hips into you impatiently.

He’s been more and more frantic with each second, panting and groaning as he pounded into you mercilessly. You felt every bump and ridge of his not so human cock gliding along your walls, hitting all the right spots. He’s never been so outright possessive and dominant with you before, always being the one who allowed you to do anything you wanted to on your terms. So now this new behaviour made you getting closer and closer to your orgasm as quick as his pace was frantic.

He fucked into you with so much strength that you’ve felt the back of the pier bruising you, but it only added to the sensations, you didn’t care about anything but being ravaged by your beastly lover now. With a few more thrusts, you’ve felt his dick pulsing inside of you, spurting inside load after load of cum, accompanied by grunts and more neck bites from Vash.

You soon followed after him, as he was steadily grinding into you in the aftermath of his orgasm. He held you afloat with his hands and supporting your back with his tail until you gained consciousness and then sat you back in the pier, laying his head onto your lap. You were still breathless, but felt truly blissed out as you gently combed through his wet blond hair.

He then looked up at you and touched your belly lovingly with one of his hands, which gained him an amused look from you. “So that’s what this was about?” You snorted, and Vash just sheepishly smiled at you.

#vash x reader #vash x you #trigun x reader #trigun x you #mer!vash #Vash smut #trigun smut #monsterfucking + feelings?#not proofread sorry I’m typing on the phone 🤣#lion writes #dirty thots

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bigcatbulges · 1 year

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Source - oCUiThu3mCcQfMm (kumahachi)

(Artist's Pixiv Patreon and FurAffinity)

#gay furry #gay furry pecs #gay furry lion #gay furry bulge #artists twitter above #LION WITH HORNS YEEEEEAAAAAH #and he wrestles?? i love him so fucking much my fursona would be his number 1 fan and buy all his merch (dirty underwear)#im just a hole

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ivyllamauwu · 2 months

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Riddle me this, why does Lancelot look good and Tristan doesn’t 🤨 I call favoritism👏

#4kota #favoritism #I call bs #both boyfriends should look good!#Tristan was done dirty #no one is innocent #I’ll beat the animators up #mokushiroku no yonkishi #tristan liones #four knights of the apocalypse #anime and manga #tristan #lancelot #percival #gawain #arthur pendragon

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frogbehindthewaterfall · 11 months

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IM DO SORRY TO ANYONE I SPILED THINGS TO I ACCIDENTALY DIDNT PUT A SPIULER WARNING BUT HERE IT IS NOW

S4 special spoiler warning

Me in school:

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maybe-a-dinosaur · 5 days

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uhhhh matsuhana uuuhhhh they put song lyrics up on the tv and analyze while they listen they don’t actually care they just wanna bicker about celebrities and hanamaki’s parasocial relationship with carly rae jepsen that he denies. they put on a whole album get distracted after 5 songs instead they make out or order food or hate(?) watch the kardashians. they write nonsensical genius lyrics annotations and make bets on how long until they get taken down they also do this on imdb they have a joint account (issei has a separate one he wanted to be a film bro in another life but falls asleep 20 minutes into Every movie and also doesn’t want to dedicate that much energy he just reads reviews for movies he hasn’t seen and talks about them like he’s seen them)(hiro does this too but doesn’t read synopses or anything he just lies) and their most watched movie is shrek 2. anyway they make inane theories about relationships and conspiracies in songs like think crazy taylor swift fans that’s them but they’re not invested they’re just bored and laying on top of eachother on the couch.

#carly rae jepsen is in hiro’s top 5 spotify wrapped every single year #genius lyrics the lions sleeps tonight: ‘Weeheeheehee’ -uh the sound lions make. like cmon.#issei filmbro is so funny. just the idea . got me giggling #hiro says ‘remember when the aliens kidnap that chick in dirty dancing?’ oikawa so fucking lost hasn’t seen the movie but that sounds wrong #anyway they are insufferable i think #matsuhana #matsukawa issei #hanamaki takahiro #haikyuu

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jajanvm-imbi · 1 year

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Wow I REALLY miss the early Voltron era (like seasons 1-3)

#ive been looking at fanart (again lmao)#and seeing all the fanart that was so clearly made in the early Voltron era is making me feel things #those feelings are sadness and nostalgia #i miss Space Mom Allura #i miss pre lion swap content #i miss the Dirty Laundry era #i miss early Klance #that was such a fun time in my life #i wish i cherished it more #voltron #voltron legendary defender #vld #early Voltron #klance #EDIT: I miss the BONDING MOMENT MEMES #i also miss Matt Holt but he was season 4 #Matt Holt was the best part of season 4

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sapphirestarsstuff · 4 months

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I wonder if Dovewing was ever filled with hate/envy/anger for Lionblaze and Jayfeather. Sure, they were all in the same boat, with the prophecy and whatnot. But she's not Hollyleaf, she will never be their true 3rd cat. She's just Dovewing, their sister's replacement.

Lion and Jay had each other, Dove had no one.

#warriors #warrior cats #lionblaze #jayfeather #thunderclan #dovewing #shadowclan #hollyleaf #not trying to villainize jay and lion #but they did do dovewing dirty #I'm so glad she moved to shadowclan #just got emotionally about dovewing again

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sock-and-roll · 1 year

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phoenixwatchesmovies · 3 months

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Phoenix's Favorite Films

No special occasion, or anything. I just realized it had been awhile since I thought about this. Calculated based on my metric of "happy it's starting vs bummed that it's over" (which translates loosely to Biggest Feels), I give you the top twelve!

The Shining (1980)

A family heads to an isolated hotel for the winter where a sinister presence influences the father into violence, while his psychic son sees horrific forebodings from both past and future. - dir. Stanley Kubrick

Perfect Blue (1997)

A pop singer gives up her career to become an actress, but she slowly goes insane when she starts being stalked by an obsessed fan and what seems to be a ghost of her past. - dir. Satoshi Kon

The Secret Garden (1993)

A young, recently-orphaned girl is sent to England after living in India all of her life. Once there, she begins to explore her new, seemingly-isolated surroundings, and its secrets. - dir. Agnieszka Holland

Lord of the Rings (2001-2003)

A meek Hobbit from the Shire and eight companions set out on a journey to destroy the powerful One Ring and save Middle-earth from the Dark Lord Sauron. - dir. Peter Jackson

Dirty Dancing (1987)

Spending the summer at a Catskills resort with her family, Frances "Baby" Houseman falls in love with the camp's dance instructor, Johnny Castle. - dir. Emile Ardolino

Hard Candy (2005)

Hayley's a smart, charming teenage girl. Jeff's a handsome, smooth fashion photographer. An Internet chat, a coffee shop meet-up, an impromptu fashion shoot back at Jeff's place. Jeff thinks it's his lucky night. He's in for a surprise. - dir. David Slade

The Princess Bride (1987)

A bedridden boy's grandfather reads him the story of a farmboy-turned-pirate who encounters numerous obstacles, enemies and allies in his quest to be reunited with his true love. - dir. Rob Reiner

Labyrinth (1986)

Sixteen-year-old Sarah must solve a labyrinth to rescue her baby brother when he is taken by the Goblin King. - dir. Jim Henson

The Lost Boys (1987)

After moving to a new town, two brothers discover that the area is a haven for vampires. - dir. Joel Schumacher

A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)

Teenager Nancy Thompson must uncover the dark truth concealed by her parents after she and her friends become targets of the spirit of a serial killer with a bladed glove in their dreams, in which if they die, it kills them in real life. - dir. Wes Craven

The Lion King (1994)

Lion prince Simba and his father are targeted by his bitter uncle, who wants to ascend the throne himself. - dir. Roger Allers & Rob Minkoff

The Phantom of the Opera (2004)

A young soprano becomes the obsession of a disfigured and murderous musical genius who lives beneath the Paris Opera House. - dir. Joel Schumacher

Synopses yoinked from IMDB, and no yelling from me this time. I'm saving that for later! :D

#favorite films #the shining #perfect blue #the secret garden #lord of the rings #dirty dancing #hard candy #the princess bride #labyrinth #the lost boys #a nightmare on elm street #the lion king #the phantom of the opera

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drunkenlionwrites · 9 months

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Then may we have mer!Woowoo's first time with reader? 👀

One more mer!drabble. I literally got them one by one 🫣 Some love for Nico now!

You’ve been now gently tucked into the seaweed bedding inside an underwater cave, where you’ve been taken by a certain merman that stole your heart. You could’ve never imagine you’d meet one, even though there’s been murmurs among your family and the whole village in general that they exist and sometimes steal humans.

Though you were sure that was not the case. This man has been nothing but gentle and sweet to you so far. He’s been bringing you cute trinkets and gifts, consisting of shells and pieces of corals, sometimes big fish or even ocean mammals he caught himself. Your family knew this and your grandma has always accepted his gifts graciously, bowing to him politely and nudging you to go closer into the water to thank him, which always made him puff his chest proudly and flash you with big grins.

What your family didn’t know, however, that when the sky became dark, you’d slip from the house and go to visit your favourite merman without prying eyes around you. You two couldn’t properly communicate verbally, but his gentle caresses and big fascinated eyes were enough for you. You let him tress his fingers along your sides and hips, let him press his chilly puffy lips to yours, let him nuzzle into your chest and neck. You let him do anything to you, cause you looked at him with the same fascination.

So that’s how you found yourself in this cave. During one of the nights, your mermay lover just took you in his arms and swam away from the beach shore, later diving underwater, trying to reach the destination as quickly as he could. As water started filling your lungs, you’ve thought that it was your end for sure, but it all ended in several seconds, as you’ve felt that he pushed you out of the water onto the rocky surface and then plopped onto beside you himself. He looked guilty now, and was gently rubbing your back and shoulders to calm you down.

You coughed some water out and looked around — the place looked unbelievably…homey? The walls were decorated with pretty shells and dead starfishes (you hoped they were dead), the faraway corner of the cave was all covered in a thick layer of dried up and soft seaweed, which you walked to. You’ve been angry at your him, but your curiosity won over as you’ve started exploring the cave. “Is it your home?” you asked the merman, to which he shook his head. “Then what is it?” At that he chirped loudly and pointed at you, moving his body closer to you into the cave. “Me? But…why? What for?” You asked in confusion. He chirped more, trying to explain, but it wasn’t like you could’ve understood him. “Will you bring me back?” you hesitantly asked, fearing the worst, and he enthusiastically nodded, now holding your shoulders with both hands.

He looked at you once again with those big grey eyes, looking mesmerised and still a bit guilty, as he swiped off the strands of wet hair out of your face. You exhaled and moved closer to press a tender kiss onto his lips. It was impossible to stay mad at him for long, and now you weren’t even feeling afraid, comforted by his happy smiles and a promise to bring you back up. You actually felt safe here.

As he kissed you back, his embrace became tighter and the movements of his lips more demanding. He pushed his tongue onto your lips to make you open your mouth and once you did that, he deepened the kiss, pushing your shoulders gently to lay you on the seaweed blanket. You’ve felt his hand roaming over your body, the weight of his body pleasantly pressing into you, as he still held the most of it up with one arm.

He’s been panting already once you broke the kiss. He looked into your eyes once again, as one of his hands trailed down your body and touched your puffiness in between your legs as if asking permission. You looked at him and so enamoured with his soft gaze you nodded at him, instantly feeling his hand cupping your pussy as he roared slightly and rushed back to press open-mouthed kisses on your neck and shoulders.

You giggled and held him close to you, as he hoisted up your sleeping dress and began sliding his fingers in between your folds. From adrenaline rush and then from his hot kisses you’ve already have been very desperate and wet for him, so he slid inside of you without any resistance, soon establishing a slow and pleasurable pace that earned him your sweet mewls and arching back. You put your hand on his and carefully guided his fingers into your clit, making him repeat the gentle circular movements around it. As soon as he felt you twitching and moaning louder, he grinned and repeatedly stoked it again and again, watching as you writhed under him. He continued abusing your newfound weakness until you pulsed around his fingers and brought him back to your lips to kiss him hungrily, moaning into his mouth.

He laid down and put his head onto your chest, hugging you tightly with one arm as you came down from your high. By the way his fingers were still inside of you, you knew this was only the beginning.

#trigun x reader #trigun x you #trigun smut #Wolfwood x reader #Wolfwood x you #Wolfwood smut #dirty thots #sorry I ended it ubruptly it was supposed to be short ahah but was turning out longer than I expected #lion writes

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kiingsroar · 1 year

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‘lions can’t purr! Stop writing Leona purring! It’s not accurate!’

Just say you hate happiness 😭

#fuck science #fiction is where I make dA RULEZ #and also god did lions dirty not giving them the ability to purr #absolutely bad creation #my Leona purrs #ooc. 》 ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ᶠᵘᶜᵏˢ ᵗᵒ ᵍⁱᵛᵉ

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psi-scribe · 2 years

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#Scribe's Scribbles #I'm deeper in the book but this still was a foreword from the author #I know Gav has done the DAs and the Lion dirty at times but damn #Warhammer 40k

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b4bychist · 15 days

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please can these construction dudes leave my house, i would like 2 masturbate

#they’re in my waaaaaaaaaay #get outtttttt #they’re also kinda distracting in their dirty ass work pants #or maybe i’m just fucking staring like a lion at its prey #they are very lovely and very polite and idk how to talk so i just keep providing them with tea and cookies

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leowifefang · 15 days

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do you weep for the dead lionboy⁉️⁉️ do you think yourself the indolent lion that waits for corpses to consume⁉️⁉️ 🔥🔥they got my wife feeling guilt and associating himself with beasts 🔥🔥🔥

#male lions sit back and wait for others to do their hunting and id like to think leo feels like during the crusades he sent other people to #do the dirty work for him while he claimed the glory.#while that isnt true i think it stuck with him enough that its a definite part of his recollection of the crusades now. i love him a lot #girl you are not an indolent pride leader.. donr worry.......#leo whitefang #guilty gear #cw blood #tw blood #not eeallt gore OH eyecontact #tw eye contact #cw eye contact #maybe also #scocophobia tw #just in case #scrabbage

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h0wlsoi · 19 days

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binging the entire thundercats franchise rn (i am very sane i promise) and the absolute WHIPLASH from roar to 2011 thundercats to 80s thundercats is insane

#i am going through all the stages of grief rn #like oh wait fuck tygra and lion-o are brothers???#and WHY DOES THE SNARF TALK NOW??#i don't even know if there is a fandom for this show i am consistently setting myself up for failure with these new hyperfixations #also they really did my girl cheehtara dirty in 2011...

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