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jajanvm-imbi · 5 hours
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jajanvm-imbi · 2 days
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I've reached the point in my "not supporting taylor swift era" where I've gone from "I still respect her music a lot" to "Fuck her AND her music," and I think that's very sexy of me.
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jajanvm-imbi · 2 days
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“Touch me while your bros play grand theft auto” the tortured poet screams
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jajanvm-imbi · 2 days
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We need to lay more blame for "Kids don't know how computers work" at the feet of the people responsible: Google.
Google set out about a decade ago to push their (relatively unpopular) chromebooks by supplying them below-cost to schools for students, explicitly marketing them as being easy to restrict to certain activities, and in the offing, kids have now grown up in walled gardens, on glorified tablets that are designed to monetize and restrict every movement to maximize profit for one of the biggest companies in the world.
Tech literacy didn't mysteriously vanish, it was fucking murdered for profit.
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jajanvm-imbi · 2 days
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garf :3 💜💙
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jajanvm-imbi · 2 days
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i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough
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jajanvm-imbi · 2 days
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Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say
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jajanvm-imbi · 2 days
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"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way
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jajanvm-imbi · 2 days
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thinking about people who have accidentally reversed in teslas and been injured / died because of it -- beyond the idiocy of making everything a touch screen, there's this
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swipe up to drive.....swipe down to reverse.....
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like...ok! i would also reverse to my death in a lake if i had to try to reprogram my muscle memory since age 15 that pushing my hand up = putting the car in reverse and pulling back down = driving !!
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jajanvm-imbi · 2 days
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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"
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jajanvm-imbi · 2 days
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being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out. 
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jajanvm-imbi · 2 days
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When people look at abstract art and go "uh I could make that"
Fuck, I wish you would!
I wish you would let this inspire you. I wish that seeing a piece of abstract art would move you to self expression.
I wish you would go to the craft store, buy a cheap canvas and some cheap paint and let yourself play with color and form just to see if you can.
I wish that there were more amateur painters, trying their hand at geometric abstraction and color field painting. That would be so fucking cool.
"I could make that" should be a joyous revelation, not a snarky dismissal.
You could make that? Holy shit. please. Please make that.
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Jack Bush
Kenneth Noland
Piet Mondraine
Pat Lipsky
Joan Mitchell
Helen Frankenthaler
Kikuo Saito
Marilyn Kirsch
Mark Rothko
Adolph Gottlieb
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jajanvm-imbi · 2 days
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jajanvm-imbi · 3 days
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Once again, end your NYT subscription
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jajanvm-imbi · 3 days
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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages
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jajanvm-imbi · 3 days
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it's so wild that the best lyric in pop music history ("tell your boyfriend / if he says he's got beef / that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him") and the worst lyric in history ("do the hellen keller and talk with yo hips") are both from the same song ("DONTTRUSTME" by 3OH!3). just. crazy how that works
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