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Imagine teaching Whitebeard slang part 2
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At a party
Whitebeard: it is lit out in here, and this song is bussin'
Marco: *leaning forward in his chair and has his head in his hands*
Izou: who ever it is that is teaching him slang, I will literally give you money to please stop.
You: *merrily watching their suffering from the poop deck*
Whitebeard: wow, me using slang really butters your biscuits, doesn't it?
Izou, Thatch, and Marco: *don't know that slang, so they look to Ace to translate*
Ace: I don't know that one, I think it's a dad'ism.
Izou: it's the way you say it, you overemphasize it.
Whitebeard: *shrugs* it is what it is
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Late one evening about a week later
You: now finna means "fixing to", and you use like gonna
Whitebeard: *taking notes* uh huh, so I use it like, "I'm finna drink all this sake."
You: Yep
Marco: *couldn't sleep, so he goes out on deck to look at the stars, only to find you and Whitebeard* what are they doing?
You: now big brain is used when you solved a problem
Marco: It's you!
Whitebeard: oh dip!
You: scatter! *runs away*
Whitebeard: *locks himself in his cabin*
Marco: get back here!
You: *screams as he uses his partial zoan form to try and catch*
The crew: *wakes up from the racket and come to see what's up*
Izou: you better have a good reason for waking me up in the middle of the night!
Marco: (y/n) is the one terrorizing everyone by teaching pops slang!
Whitebeard: *peeking out of his doorway* That's weird flex, but okay
You: it's not that bad!
Thatch: *now chasing you as well* you can't undo what you have done! Pops is going to be calling my food bussin' for the rest of my life! (hehe)
Whitebeard: bruh *in disbelief*
Izou: *also chasing you* (y/n) you got him to call me a twink and a sweet little meow meow!
Whitebeard: those are the ones that bothered you? not Femboy icon?
Izou: no, I own up to that one!
You: *screams when Marco tackles you*
Marco: *starts to tickle you*
Izou and Thatch: *pile in and start tickling you*
Ace: *just woke up* what's going on... *sees the three men tickling you* nope, I'm going back to bed.
Izou: are you proud of yourself!
You: I will cherish the looks of despair on your faces for many years to come!
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Ichirou looks down at his brother, "I suppose, but his time is nearing the end. I have inherited all of his duties and responsibilities." he says and Andrew sees how he grips Riko's shoulder. "Including making sure that you learn how to properly run what is destined to be yours." he says.
"Young Master." Tetsuji interrupts the conversation between brothers. "It is not appropriate to speak of your father, the head in-"
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