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calware · 2 years

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dirk is trending on twitter because someone drew dirk x benrey from hlvrai and they have an among us child. i wish i was kidding

WAIT I HEARD ABOUT THIS didn't it start discourse??? or something

#ask #69420coolman #what's even problematic about that

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weaver-z · 2 years

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why arent the new professors named after trees. this is irrationally pissing me off

Prof. Sada is named for pasado (past) and Prof. Turo is named for futuro (future). Cool names but yeah I'm also mad about the tree convention being broken

#ask #69420coolman

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shittydirkdail · 2 years

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say, dirk, while copping down those trees, maybe you could put on something more fancy. like a suit. and a tall top hat. and maybe put on some gloves. if thats not your style maybe you could put on a button up shirt and a vest and dress pants. unrelated i think you should try playing electric guitar

Excuse me, you want me to do what now.

You know what, fuck it. I mean, after all...

How bad could it possibly be?

#dirk strider #homestuck #shitty dirk dail #asks #69420coolman #onceler dirk origin story /j

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bimbocore · 2 years

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I breathe onto Chef Saltbaker like hes a window. I then draw something funny onto him using the fog caused from my breath. I draw a penis.

HELP HELP, he would probably kill me for that but it would be SO worth it

#69420coolman #jude.ask

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nbmudkip · 2 years

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

TYTY!

imrunning out of good images and gifs to use so you get yasspop

#answered #ask #69420coolman #valora

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imlovedirkstrider · 2 years

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hot take: Detective Pony and Theater of Coolty are better understandings of Dirk as a character than anything Hussie could ever create in any capacity

on GOD

#69420coolman

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umbralundertaker · 2 years

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out of all your followers which has the best url. Mine is 69420coolman

#if you say ✨️mine✨️ i will blow up the pentagon

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69420coolgirl-moved · 2 years

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i have to follow everyone im following on here then im moving back to 69420coolman. i think ill rename that blog to 69420coolgirl

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bwooom · 2 years

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SCRATCHES AND WHINES AT YOUR DOOR ITS ME 69420COOLMAN YOUR TUMBLR MUTUAL (i remember us being mutuals. if i am wrong please ignore this)

OH OMG HI HI... I SAW UR ACC GOT NSFW FLAGGED... SOLIDARITY BETWEEN US, THOSE WHO HAVE GOTTEN THEIR ACCOUNTS ALL WEIRD FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER,

#asks #69420coolgirl #follos u back hi

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calware · 2 years

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im having a real swimz[1] moment. [1] a swimz moment is defined as a moment where tumblr staff fucks with your blog and its just a miserable time all around

OH NO 😭 RIP VALORA

#ask #69420coolman #you were too powerful tumblr had to nerf you #gl on getting un nerfed bestie 🙏

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fart-poop-daily · 2 years

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@staff FREE 69420COOLMAN. NOW!!!!

#original

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superbellsubways · 3 years

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how do you feel abt the hc that spamton is short because he was thrown into the battery acid in the swan river thingy?

Very good hc, and is probably what happened in canon judging from the implications of his dialogue honestly. tho i do enjoy the idea that hes just naturally short LOL

#its very sad if it is actually true. why is his life so shitty man #also i didnt see this sorry if its kinda late #69420coolman #not art #deltarune spoilers

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skeletalheartattack · 2 years

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*walks through the door, the light behind me shines brightly as a heavenly choir plays* fear not. i, random internet user, am ALSO normal about my pizza! i like pepperoni and cheese and that is it! you are not alone in your struggles, my friend!!

thank you 42069coolman, that actually means a lot :) basic bitch solidarity 🤝