poorly explaining internet horror in a single sentence
Local58 - What if “The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask” was even more horrifying than it already is?
The Mandela Catalogue - Adam and Eve fucked around and found out
The Walten Files - Chuck E. Cheese on crack
Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared - Sesame Street but the street is in Detroit
The Monument Mythos - The Statue of Freedom is in a silly goofy mood
The Nixonverse - Richard Nixon: cha cha real smooth *teleports to an alternate timeline*
The Trinity Desk Project - Fantastic Four but worse
Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - There is no ethical consumption under capitalism
Possibly in Michigan - Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
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“Luke's blessing is very powerful, you see. It even rivals what angels higher in the hierarchy of the Celestial Realm are capable of. Though it would seem that Luke himself doesn't realize just how special his power is…”
— Simeon to Asmodeus and MC on Luke’s power (Chapter 58-5)
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his simp ass walking all the way over to get kanechika just cuz he wanted to see her I'm SICK
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This one’s for @x-wing-junkie
Thanks for giving me a place at the table. Thanks for feeding this fandom, and providing your friendship and gentle support.
I feel like I hardly managed to know you, but also like we’ll meet again and again on Lothal.
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Water Fest Entry 2024- Surf's Up!
I really like drawing dragons on surfboards/skateboards, so when I saw the Dusty Boi pose, I kinda had to. The water fought me to the end, though, I swear! Should be compatible with any tertiary gene not named Angler (or, kinda, Batty) though!
(also submitted my water-werewolf accent from last year because why not, but honestly I wanted to poke that a bit so of the two, I hope this one wins)
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“You know Barbatos, I would’ve been glad to help you with dinner if you’d only asked…”
“That’s very kind of you. But I wanted to avoid turning this auspicious occasion into a disaster, you see.”
“A disaster…? Ahaha, not to worry. Anytime I make a mess in the kitchen, I always make sure to clean up after myself.”
“That’s not what I meant…”
— Solomon and Barbatos (Chapter 58-C)
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