ARTHUR WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MISTERY FLESH PIT NATIONAL PARK???!!!! GET OUT BEFORE TOO MUCH RAIN GETS IN

Ok but do you think they've been to Libido bath

poorly explaining internet horror in a single sentence

Local58 - What if “The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask” was even more horrifying than it already is?

The Mandela Catalogue - Adam and Eve fucked around and found out

The Walten Files - Chuck E. Cheese on crack

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared - Sesame Street but the street is in Detroit

The Monument Mythos - The Statue of Freedom is in a silly goofy mood

The Nixonverse - Richard Nixon: cha cha real smooth *teleports to an alternate timeline*

The Trinity Desk Project - Fantastic Four but worse

Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - There is no ethical consumption under capitalism

Possibly in Michigan - Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

July 4th 2007: *rains*

The Permian Basin Superorganism:

The mystery flesh pit should have had a rainforest cafe in it

Diversity wins! The horrors beyond your comprehension are queer!

hey tumblr, its been awhile!

jhon is here, the first ever abyssal copepod fursuit!

i had been working towards having a suit made of this silly fella since june of last year. im so happy with hoshicos work bringing my special little guy to life, such a talented and awesome maker! i feel absolutely honored being her first commissioner.

some mystery flesh pit worker guy. im in too many niche fandoms

Tourism poster for Mystery Flesh Pit National Park, 1980

From an area tourism book of the era: "While the rural areas of west Texas are known for their sparse populations, one tourist attraction seems to continually generate a steady stream of visitors around vacation seasons. The titular "Mystery Flesh Pit" has been a wellspring of fascination for geologists, biologists, sociologists, engineers and the general public alike. Guests are advised to book age-appropriate tours and activities well in advance of their visit, though the pheromonal discharges and the overall agitation level of the MFP can vary with short notice. Visitors should be advised to be prepared for changes in schedule & availability."  

the day literally everyone survived july 4th, 2007 on mystery flesh pit national park

on july 4th 2023, roblox players were introduced to an update on the mystery flesh pit national park exploration game: a 4th of july celebration, with fireworks, american paraphernalia and a fetch quest that required doing manual labour for the part, gave out an unique badge, and referred to 'unusual tremors', setting the day of the update to july 4th 2007!

excitedly, a server of 50 players all gathered in the lower visitor center, waiting for the power to go out for mere 45 seconds (and the mayhem that would happen afterwards) at 9:51pm gmt-5. player morale was at an all time high (with some having admitted to waiting 6 hours in game just so they could experience the incident):

when the clock reached the destined hour, everybody cheered, fireworks ablazing, waiting for disaster to strike... but as the time soon changed to 9:52pm, all soon realized that they had been waiting >30 minutes for absolutely nothing: the fetch quest they'd so excitedly gone on, one that set the players out to fix faulty water drainage pipes... retconned the biggest event in the park's lore. and they contributed to it

a mass exodus of players soon transpired, most posting their discontent on the group wall. some, disappointed with the lack of mass deaths, headed to ape's escape and jumped in unexplored areas in order to be killed by abyssal copepods: regardless, all survived july 4th, 2007. but at what cost????

babe put ur meat snake in my mystery flesh pit 😫😫

Anyone else on tumblr aware that theres an explorable version of the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park on roblox. zero dollars. its got a fuck ton to explore, me and my friends went and fucked around and got killed in the pits. honestly its quite fun.

My idea for a MFP movie goes like that: typical suburban family decides to go to a trip on there. While the trip they go camping and the typical rebellious teen that has a ton of sense more than her parents nope the fuck out of that and says nope nuh huh I am staying in the surface. Maybe the small kid is also (understandably) scared of "going into the monster" and the parents lecture the teen but then let her on the surface facility with the kid while they go walking in the entrails of that beast. Teen says they're crazy but stays there. Parents cry about her ruining a perfectly good July 4th holiday.

Cue to montage of parents being deep there when tremors start to shake everything and teen and kid having to withstand fleeing the surface facility when the tremors begun and maybe even lost each other. Teen calls parents and parents keep trying to call the kids but no luck until they find one of those scary blue phones. They have a few words before all eletric energy is cut and teen is all cut from parents.

The rest of the movie is simply playing people going crazy due to contact to gastric ejecta and teen trying to find the younger siblings amidst chaos+ the three intrapit creatures wrecking havoc after being rudely thrown up into the hostile world. The end is just the teen and the sibling meeting again, but tremors continue. After that it's just the news of that thing waking up and causing chaos and about the park closong down. It closes with Trevor (creator) asking this now grown up teen about what happened to try to put together how this place worked. His room is full of stuff from the park. The teen hands him a shirt that's in perfect state of the 2007 july 4th disaster. Trevor thanks and tries to say sorry for her parents but she stosp him because anyone that was dumb enough to climb into hell shouldn't be pitied. Trevor nods and they part ways. Film closes with trevor overseeing a collection of stuff to ve ready to descend into the flesh pit again because this gives a nice cliffhanger and I mean, what would complete a special interest better than visiting the site it all happened