xylo-slongium
communal shit sponge
previously known as @xylospongium;
no1 sunfish hater and orchid lover;
the real Stella Octangula
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evil arthur be like: god has a plan for us all 😌
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And to think. This all started because Arthur's pull out game was sub par
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Is Colin Becher Still Alive:
Yes.
Colin Becher Has Survived:
105 snakes.
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John, sweetie, it has been forty-one (41) episodes, I can assure you Arthur did not see you
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I cannot stop thinking about Part 36, You look like you've hit bedrock And what an absolutely incredible trope that is, especially for Arthur "I can't save everyone. But by God I'll try. I may come back bloody and bruised but BY GOD I will try. I will not let them suffer like I have."
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"I am... the king in yellow" no you're not. go back to making jokes about not being able to see in the dark you wet cat of an entity
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everybody (except maybe celia) at the oiar wishes they worked somewhere else, but colin is the only one who wishes he had an actual normal job. alice probably wishes she got paid to post good. gwen wishes she was in the mafia or smth. lena wishes she worked for the scp foundation. sam wins "most insane dream job" for wishing he worked at the magnus institute
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so you guys like booping, now get ready for this new feature: reblogging <3
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Every time I look at fanart with eye imagery it is one of these three. I present the ultimate "Who Is This Many Eyed Guy" Venn diagram
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MORE mustache Cecil and also just finished ep 100 THEY’RE HUSBANDS NOW UGHHHHG
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Marcille x Male Reader headcanons!
She leaves you for a woman.
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they’re literally everything to me you don’t understand
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constantly torn between “i wish i was normal” and “i want to get weirder”
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With the Reddit 3rd party app crackdown and the ongoing horseshit Elon Musk is pulling with "X", I realize a lot of people here might be pretty new. So I put together a quick and easy guide for using Tumblr for anyone new who might need it.
Tumblr was made by David Karp and we call him Daddy around these parts (^///^)
You are not safe from fandom-gif attacks ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
Speaking of fandoms, the tumblr fandoms are always ready to grab their [object] and go to war against the Beliebers ╰(*°▽°*)╯
The only safe refuge from fandom tumblr is with hipster tumblr. If you can get a cool alt-girl to take you under her wing, you might be safe... for now (●'◡'●)
You will watch the first episode of Supernatural... and then you're part of the Winchester family. (Or if you skip right to season 4, we don't blame you. It's where Destiel starts (*/ω＼*))
This is not a glomp-free zone ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
Use missing e. It's the only way to make Tumblr useable on Internet Explorer (this is the most popular browser and you're probably using it right now) :-D
Our only adult-supervision is John Green... and even then does that REALLY count as supervision? DFTBA! φ(゜▽゜*)♪
Just this once, everyone lives. It's bigger on the inside. Elementary, my dear Watson.
If you see Misha Collins staring at you, the polite response is "Saving people, hunting things, the family business." O.O
I might lose followers for this, but this blog supports gay rights, and yours should too (14 gifs of Sherlock and The Hobbit)
Tumblr will teach you more about the world than you'll ever learn in school. ○( ＾皿＾)っ
Tread carefully... we have teh yaoiz O.o. Oh you don't know what that means? Well let's just say... it's full of lemons here.
If you see Hannibal Lector in a flower crown, tell him it looks very nice. His boyfriend Will Graham made it for him. (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
Do not enter the dog park. The dog park will not harm you.
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