Huntmaster

Look I have no idea what sort of pathetic 40k youtuber drama is going on right now, but it's nice to see that instead of jumping onto the conflict, r/grimdank just takes the absolute piss out of it.

gw should bring clonegrim back but instead of doing anything he just hangs out with trazyn on solemnace

think about it. who is the arty-est primarch? fulgrim, it's fulgrim, and by extension it's clonegrim. and what is the biggest repository of art, culture, and history in the galaxy? SOLEMNACE! the whole damn planet is a museum, clonegrim would love it

"but RRR," you say, "why would clonegrim hang around on a planet populated by filthy xenos robo-skeletons?" well what else is he gonna do? go back to bile? go to the imperium? nah man those bridges are well and truly burnt, even if he didn't do the burning. might as well stick around in Culture Heaven, ya know what i mean?

"ok," you argue, "but why would trazyn ruin one of his top exhibits just so a dumbass human can wander around his precious collection?" friends we have all read the infinite and the divine, it is well-established that trazyn kidnaps people just so he can show off his stuff. he's desperate for visitors. dude would kill, literally kill, to get an enthusiastic guest sophisticated enough to appreciate the historic value of his collection. and it's not like he's lost his exhibit forever. trayzn's still got his prize primarch clone, it's just that the clone is wandering around and talking to people. plus trazyn gets a buddy to talk shop with! what's not to love?

"now you're just being silly," you shout. "trazyn's already got a buddy to talk shop with! how dare you break up the majestic glory of hms orizyn?!?!?" my friend it is you who is the silly one. what is orizyn if not a bickering old couple who should've gotten divorced yesterday, but simply don't know how to live without each other anymore? and what could be more bickering old couple vibes than bringing in a young, hot sugar baby in an ill-advised threesome? clonegrim can be the malcador to orizyn's emps and erda. LOVE WINS!

*emerges from a tomb, covered in dust* you wont believe the freaks they got down there

Crabstodes

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