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calling this: seb's-eyes-looked-too-bright-and-too-blue-and-i-lost-focus-on-what-i-was-actually-looking-for.gif
#no but i really don't know why i have these random quali reaction and the baku 17 post race interview (that is something for another gifset)#but he extremely pretty and full of expressions so have at it?#sebastian vettel#f1#jo.gif#one day i will not get mad at the quality if the og video quality is meh too#not now though#also why does he do that thing in the second one EYE-
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carmen deserves to have twitter, argue with the wall
#carmen sandiego netflix#carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego 2019#carmen sandiego twitter au#twitter au#twitter#fake tweets#fake social media#unreality#carmen sandiego unreality#carmen didnt have internet until she was like 17. maybe even later. shed be a menace and an icon on twitter bc of her lack of etiquette#also she and player would share a tumblr account where they infodump about random things#i know this isnt the most interesting collection of tweets but im trying to look at it from a realistic pov#i wanna try and do this for a couple more episodes but who knows if ill get around to doing it#and yes. both carmen and player have two accounts - one for team red one for civilian things. it just made sense to me that way#anyway#enjoy the burnt food#<3
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You know that scene of Hal from Malcolm in the Middle where he keeps getting distracted by new problems/tasks?
I just snapped out of a bit of hyperfocus by the realization that i am him right now as i screw on the passenger side sun visor in my car at 2am when i was supposed to be watering my plants.
#it went;#>needs the pyrex thingy to water plants#>oh dishes are done need to unload the dishwasher#>oh yeah i got my dad a coffee mug for christmas but i havent wrapped any gifts yet#>need tape to wrap presents#>tape is in drawer with random miscellaneous things#>sees screw driver and remembers ny sun visor is broken#and now here i am at 2am with a screw driver in one hand and 17 unfinished tasks
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In Papyrus's battle, his attacks become random after turn 17
#Undertale#Papyrus#Papyrus: *Exists*#What did Papyrus mean by this?#It's a good thing the number 17 doesn't mean anything in Undertale#I was studying Papyrus's battle to finally check if his fight references anyone else's battles#then I fell out of the screen#then I discovered the random#and fell out of the screen again#this is more devastating than being friendzoned by Papyrus
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DP Cult AU
Tour guide for people who randomly showed up in Amity Park: "And, if you look over there, you'll see the home of the mortal form of our God!"
Tour group: [weirded out silence]
Tour Guide: "Oh look! Here his is now!" [picks up Danny like Simba] "Here's our local God!"
Tour group: [looking around for hidden cameras]
Danny: [to the tour guide] You still aren't allowed in my house.
Tour Guide: I know, Lord Phantom.
Danny: Stop calling me that.
Tour Guide: I wouldn't dare, Lord Phantom.
Danny:... at least put me down.
Tour Guide: Right away, Lord Phantom. [puts Danny down and continues the tour like nothing happened]
#I just think it would be very funny if Everyone in Amity Park Knew(tm)#so Danny gets treated as this weird mix of local kid. god. and feral cat#dp#danny phantom cult au#cult au#Random Person: “Why does your god go to highschool?”#Tour Guide: “Because he's only 17.” [they said as if this wasn't an objectively insane thing to say]
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Conversation with my 12 year old.
Her: Are you ridin' with me to Greece tomorrow?
Me: 😳🤔 How are you getting to Greece?
Her: On a plane.
Me: *nodding my head then pausing* 🤔 How are you getting on the plane?
Her: With money.
Me: *nodding my head again then pausing in horror this time cause I know where this is going* 😬 Where are you getting the money?
Her: The bank.
Me: 😳😬😬😦 *Starting at each other not speaking for a good 20 seconds*
Her: The bank I'm going to rob.
Me: 😳🫢🫣
Her: Then I am going to paint the sky red.
Me:
Her: From all the blood. You know they're not just going to let me rob it.
Me:
Her: Dont worry, you raised a gangsta I'm a survivor.
Me: 🥴 *Looking at her like she lost her mind and everything that came with it*
Me: Auri (her nickname) you know those two acts are considered felonies. Right? I hope you can survive in prison.
Her: I never fell on my knees so it's not a felony. Get it, fel-on-nies.
Her:
Me:
ALSO ME:
My 16 year old: I hope you're saving all the bail money you'll need for her from now cause I won't ever have it. Auri (her nickname) make sure mommy is your first call for your one call cause it'll be wasted on me.
Me:
#lee in real life#dont judge me#Dont judge her#I am sure she is joking....right#Is she an anti hero or a villian?#Could be her villian origin story#The random things that come out her mouth always make me pause#She was joking don't worry#To anyone who is going to get old who will have to depend on the now 12-17 year olds in the future we are oficially SCREWED#Or is she the hero?
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i stg if another OFMD review calls S2 the show's "sophomore outing" I'm gonna walk the fucking plank
#please#i have a family#one that consists of me myself and my sanity#all of whom i love and treasure very much#like it'd be one thing if it was the Times or Vanity Fair and not like. random-review-website-i've-never-heard-of-number-17#you gotta earn those tired cliches#our flag means death s2#our flag means death#ofmd
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Considering I type it in so much, I’ve been wondering: what inspired your username?
i'm from tennessee and decided to overshare about my personal life to strangers on the internet from the very beginning
#asks#it really is just random word association and then i added the oui#even though i dont speak french#would be cooler if i was some like. french expat living in tennessee or something#i dont even live in tennessee anymore#but you bet when i made this blog at age 17 i did lol#one of many things i did not really think of
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internet search histories need to be fed inconsistent and often random search queries, that's how they thrive. they also need to be cleaned periodically or they get sick.
#elias.txt#<- guy who is searching for electronic components every other day and code references#random words to double check meaning#and media related stuff obviously#but also things like What Day Is It In 17 Days#you also need to keep them off google if possible
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because i suddenly got my obsession with mbti handed back to me on this fine sunny day; is it just me or does every infj suffer with this stupid fucking thing called ik what i want but i don't wanna impose anything on anyone so i'll let this idiot decide?
#raj shitposting#because i seem to have this problem and it won't fucking go away#i always know what i want and i always have a decision on hand whenever a situation arises but i start feeling bossy when i'm asked to say-#i just wanna reach my 30's real quick so this thing fucking ends#on the inside i think like a broke 38 yo but on the outside i have to be like a 17 yo nervous wreck and it's a n n o y i n g#no i don't like your decision but you're a dick so i don't wanna deal with you when you come begging for help when this gets fucked#so do it yourself bitch idgaf#and then i'll get annoyed about how i could've done it better so i just bottle my criticism up and burst at a random moment later on#and then i'll feel like shit for not intervening when i could have and screaming my head off... it's this never ending hell sighs#mbti#infj
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respect for the fact that jean had to be one of the most outgoing in the 104h cadet corps.
#out of.#when u look at the earlier chapters he rlly just hangs out with so many ppl i love it#my dude spends more time with RBA then he does connie and sasha from like chapter 12-17#then you see him play around with tht random cadet rather than actually pay attention to actual combat fightin ...#then u have the cadet who was aptly named as envious of jean in the character book too ...#im not an outgoing person which makes it nicer when i write as a character who is at least somewhat nice to ppl hes just met#unless they get on his nerves.#i rlly could talk all day about the jean being a softie but we would be here. all day.#he grows to care more for his closer friends ... gets betrayed by some ... but its clear hes still sociable. hes the one floc.he etc#approach first when they switch over to the scouts . the first to speak back and humour with them too ...#me holdin the list of good things jean does up like a poster: sir he did nothing wrong#trying to write but 40 hours week take it out of u man
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i wish the internet had never learned the term prefrontal cortex because people use it to make 25 the new 18 which is so strange
#like is 17-19 predatory no and it's stupid to say you have to wait until midnight on the younger person's birthday to be in contact with#them even if you're only 366 days apart. and now people are like someone who's 20 can still be taken advantage of which yes obviously but#they're like it's because their brain is not done yet. at 24 you are a baby and at 25 you're a grown woman. but actually not really because#chris evans married someone who's 26 but that's close to 25 so she's not old enough. her brain has only been done for five minutes so it's#actually terrible that they're together. like there's saying that young adults are still vulnerable and...young and then there's pushing#the idea that women are just little girls forever lmao.#and it's just so weird that people use the brain thing so much i can't say why exactly but it rubs me the wrong way#i'm not saying this because i'm only 22 and people who say that would talk about me like i'm 14 because i wouldn't even date anyone who's#significantly older than me or anyone who's like under 20. but yeah😭#and i'm not even saying that the phenomenon of men always dating younger and women always dating older (even if it's just like 2 years)#and not vice versa isn't worth examining i'm literally a sociology student i'll be the first to say everything's interesting. but like#what's the end goal here#even in more extreme cases when a 25-year-old woman marries someone 40 years her senior i'm always like well i would never do that#but what are you random person on the internet gonna do.#and the thing is there's always potential power dynamics like you would have to be dating yourself to avoid it and even then#and like i say: brf slt
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i think a high school au for my object ocs would actually be very funny but i couldnt decide between making sunshine and two teachers ar the school or stupid nerdy ass kids And two just beats sunshine up on the playgroudn daily. bcuz theyre like so much older rhan everybody else and sunshine IS a teacher. but two would have tormented sunshine if they knew each other as kids. He needed to
#hypothetically sunshine and two would be 12th grade#starr would be 11th#rainbow jayden bubblegum and blue would be 10th#watermelon would be 9th#building block would be like a genius 10 year old who skipped a few grades and is in 9th grade now#kind of ruins the vibe of their actual show BUT it would be really funny#also there arent a lot of characters so idk who the rest of the classmates would be 😭 just random extras i guess#imagining jayden and rainbow in a class with all of blue's siblings..... god help them!!#two's sister couldnt be alive in this au but since she was in her 20s when she actually died how old would she be instead#and how did she die bcuz it couldnt be an abusive boyfriend if two is only 17 and she's 3 years younger than him#overthinking the high school au i have no actual desire to write i just think it'd be funny. none of them need to be in a high school#apart from bubblegum who actually is in high school#JAYDEN IS A HIGH SCHOOL DROPPOUT FOR A REASON‼️‼️ 😭#he's actually still a dropout in this au he just hangs around the back of the school and smokes weed. he's rainbow's weed smoking bf#likely thing for him to be#txt#object ocs
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listening to call your mom rn (god it feels wrong spelling it like that)
gripping u by the shoulders. this song is everything to me.
#OKAY STORYTIME THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR:#do u guys remember that girl that was basically my bi-awakening and we had the very stereotypical#intense homoerotic friendship that traumatised the both of us? yeah her#well basically i still have a lot of love for her and we're still friends like she's in my hometown friend group so when i talk about them#i still mean her and out of our entire group she's the ONLY one who didn't go to uni and me and my other friend spoke recently#about how unhappy we know she is bc she got abandoned by us in this awful hometown and we dont think she loves her boyfriend#so much as she stays with him bc she literally has no one else until we come home her life is literally just waiting for us between terms#and i worry about her all the time and one thing that happened a while back was she did drugs w this one guy by the river#and she completely whitied like it was just weed but she was 17 and had never done it before and turns out she's like me#where edibles just do NOT agree with her on a good day let alone when she took as much as she did and she was with a random boy#by the fucking WIER (basically a big dangerous waterfall) and we were all at our mate's house that was a 40 min walk away#and she RANG ME. i was the one she rang. that still sticks with me. and omg it was so scary bc she was so out of it on the phone#and all i managed to get from her was that Something Was Wrong (didnt know what) and that we needed to pick her up#so we did. we got on bikes and fucking RACED to this girl and we picked her up and in the end she asked for her mum#and i was the one to take her to her mum and knock on the door and stand there with her daughter's arm around my shoulder#barely conscious her sick on my shoes and explain what happened. like WHAT#& yeah basically i still have so much love for that girl and i know she struggles with shit hence why that even happened in the first place#and it's like. im still here. i still love you. i'll call your mum. i'll come and get you. just ring me and i'll pick up. stay on the line.#so yeah this song did unimaginable damage the first time i heard it. literally gives me chills and transports me to my 17 year old self#we were young and didnt know what we were doing and the town was suffocating us#AND WE WERE BOTH DROWNING AND DIDNT KNOW HOW TO SAVE EACH OTHER BUT THERE WAS AN UNDERSTANDING THAT WE WERE DROWNING TOGETHER#ask#noah kahan
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Saturday Six (Stuff)
Cats woke me up too dang early. It was mostly Reggie, of course, so I chucked him out (don't @ me about it - he's and indoor/outdoor Boi) because that's what he wanted anyway. I didn't realize it was that cold until later, when I actually got up, thanks to Leeloo. So, I went out and called Reggie several times, with no luck. He decided to wait to come back after three + hours of being outside (not too unusual, but random enough) and I give him the Molly Weasley "Where *HAVE* you been?!" he just looks at me and gives a "maow" like "Whassup mom? Wassall the hubbub?" Crazy damn cat. Gotta love em. (^・ω・^ )
I'm really getting upset about the business situation. Idk what to do. It's bad, bad. And I've looked at jobs. Nothing much but nursing really. Ugh.(;*´Д`)ﾉ
I find it funny that I identify as aromantic, but I love reading romance novels (not as much as I used to, but I have some old faves), Drarry fic of course, and I love RomComs, and shows like Love is Blind and Indian Matchmaking lolololololol. I guess I just don't feel it for myself. Idk, it's weird, to me anyway.（*´▽｀*）
I really hate asking people for help. It really feels like failing to me. I guess I have my parents to thank for that one. But I've been asking people to share my business posts. Mostly on Fb because that's where the old people with money are. I don't love it, but this is the world we live in.(o;TωT)o
As if things weren't bad enough, I also got a jury duty summons in the mail for my birth month. But at least it wasn't for my actual birthday.
Anyway, I'm just trying breathe. And I keep hoping that something will come through. I'm still swimming, even though life is trying to drown me. p(*＾-＾*)q
BONUS - Mom tested positive for covid! So life keeps giving! (•̀o•́)ง
#Saturday Six#About me#Personal#February 17 2024#Please do not rebloggle#Carey rambles about life and stuff and things and being really effing depressed rn#Like ya I don't want to HAVE to work but I need to because of the shit crapitalist system we live in rn#And it sucks but I'd rather work for myself than any other place#I honestly think I will wither and die if I have to work for a corporation#Like I might be OK if it's another small place like the ski hill I worked at but I can't go back to fast food or some random cashier job tb#Like I seriously think the depression would kill me#And I'm not even joking#My parents don't get it but I might have to tell them...#Ughhhh I really am over fighting them#I wish they would just be cool and supportive but they're silent/boomer Gen and don't know how#Anyway I'm done rambling for now lol#Thank you so much for for reading my nonsensical rambles whenever I post them#I appreciate y'all so much#I hope you have a great day or night wherever you are#Hugsss from mom or just a friend whatever you need right now because I know I need hugsss too٩(๑•◡-๑)۶ⒽⓤⒼ❤💜💙💚💛❤️💗💕💖#Now back to your regularly scheduled scrolling#Whooowhoooo now I might have covid again!!!! Happy happy joy joy
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Oke day people will figure out that 'karens' in the sense of older white ladies berating service sector workers are largely gen x and not baby boomers
Not every older generation learned the same things. Manners and propreity (and not having emotional outbursts in public) was very important to a lot of older generations, and so flipping your shit on a service worker would be way more unacceptable to someone in their 80s than, say, a gen x person in their 50s...you know, like the age of your stereotypical shitty customer
#red rambles#my one grandma marries in and was at the top znd of gen x and i was always SO embarrassed to go out with her because she treated yelling at#mcdonalds workers like it was some kind of virtue#my parents weren't quite so bad but they were also very entitled compared to my grandparents that were older#who would still like get things corrected but would be MUCH more nice about it#not yelling and screaming and calling random 17 year olds making minimum wage stupid for mixing up fries and baked potatoes
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