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nico00235 · 2 years

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-slaps table-

THIS IS THE TYPE OF DYNAMIC IM TALKING ABOUT

#AH YES IT´S THEM #i have this little headcanon where Red Son teaches maths to MK #If MK gets the right answers THEY KISS #HRHRGAGDHSHHHHRGGEHRGGR #SMART X DUMB TROPE IS MAKING ME CRAZY #actually i just tought about this bc it will make sense #they should have more interactions like this #still thinking about how Red Son is capable of riping and destroying his brain out just to help MK understanding math #gay mess #lego monkie kid #mk lego monkie kid #qi xiaotian #lego monkie kid mk #monkie kid spicynoodles #spicynoodleshipping #lmk spicynoodles #lego monkie kid red son #red son lmk #red son lego monkie kid

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critterpdf · 1 year

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happy 1 year to this comic i forgot to post feat. my inq basil <3

#dragon age #dragon age: inquisition #da:i #oc: basil #inquisitor cadash #sera dragon age #comic #this is goofy and also dumb but i remember i couldnt sleep til i drew it #basil my beloved. she does her best to try and sound Smart but she's really. something #she's more chaotic than she lets on. she wields an axe like 3 times her size. queen #anyways. posts this late at night. no one sees me being a dragon age enjoyer #solas dragon age #<- i guess i should tag him too #sera x cadash

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verxsyon · 8 months

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modern au gi. tea shop owner!wrio x detective!gn!reader

loosely inspired by ai: the somnium files and purple hyacinth. i wanna thank iryth @iridescene for her input. everyone should bounce ideas off of her because her mind is amazing and her ideas are immaculate.

tea shop owner wrio acts as an informant to detective reader. wrio used to be a high rank officer in the police force but was dismissed after stuff went wrong in the case he was assigned to, and then the case went cold. years later, reader was assigned to a case which had strong associations to that cold case. they plan to find him since he was directly involved.

they discovered important clues regarding the cold case from the suspect of their previous case during their interrogation. as they press him further about what he said, a senior officer told them to stop immediately. curiosity about the cold case is dangerous, and the senior officer warned them that they could end up like wrio if the possibility occurs.

the current state of the justice system in the country is very messy. wrio’s dismissal from the police was a result of corruption. the true perpetrator of the case manipulated the dynamics of the situation behind the scenes using their power and wealth. so the police are forbidden to act on it because of pressure from higher authorities (i.e., the government and the rich who bribed the law to stay silent).

however, reader’s determined to find out the truth, so they requested to continue the interrogation with the suspect about the information he revealed (without permission from their seniors). the suspect is actually investigating the same case as reader on someone else’s behalf, however their carelessness caused them to get caught by the police, which isn’t part of the plan. reader promised that they would let him go as the police doesn’t have enough evidence to keep him in a holding cell, on the condition to have them meet the person who sent him to the site.

reader meets wrio, who doesn’t look like the type to be a tea shop owner. noticing that they’re a new face in his shop, he serves them tea on the house. maybe wrio could have them play a guessing game on what kind of tea he served and he would tell them the answer with fun facts, to demonstrate his abilities as an informant? they would guess right, and he continue the game, admitting that they’re interesting (similar to the confrontation scene with lyney).

reader answers all of his questions right thanks to their detective skills, and wrio asks them the purpose of their visit (or something vague idk). when they realize what he means and give an acceptable answer he’s looking for, he says with a smile:

“you’re quite the special detective. aren’t you, rookie?”

#✦ .concepts #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #wriothesley x reader #mwahahaha i've been waiting for this moment #for reader to be referred as rookie by a (former) senior officer #reader calls him sir out of respect like jean did with diluc #but wrio gets embarrassed and tells them to cut it out #since he's not in the police force anymore #reader also calls him sir to piss him off sometimes lol #slight e2l that's their dynamic #wrio's too smart so #me is dum dumb #idk if i can pull this concept off lmao #also idk i might pass away ahahaha #wrio's scarily hot

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 2 years

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Halloween prompts no. 6

A massive two headed ghost crow is causing chaos in Gotham and nothing the batfam try seems to work. They even called in Constantine for help only to find out magic didn't affect the thing either.

However when Nightwing called Robin "baby bird" the crow mimicked him, sounding almost...concerned??? The bird stopped its rampage and the two heads examined Damian, "baby" one head said and was followed by the other head saying "bird"

Then it snapped him up by the cape and flew off with him.

Damian was kinda miffed that the bird kept trying to feed him things. First it was a very terrified cat, then a fish before the vigilante explained he was a vegetarian and what that was.

The bird left and came back with a tree branch in one beak and a whole pumpkin in the other. Damian wasn't sure what he was supposed to do with the branch, did it expect him to eat the leaves? The other head kept trying to get him to eat the pumpkin whole by pressing it against his face.

By the time the batfam found him he was surrounded by increasingly random things the birds had brought him. Nightwing just wanted to know where the bird got a ten foot long French fry.

#fanfiction prompts #dp x dc #prompts #danny phantom #technically #ghost zone ghost #giant two headed ghost crow #cause why not?#damian wayne #robin #baby bird gets adopted #crows are smart but also dumb #just like me <3

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england-would-fall · 8 months

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Alex: *trying to spin a rugby ball on his finger like a Harlem Globetrotter* hey. hey Hen—didn’t you have something you wanted to tell me?

Henry: We’re leaving for Africa next Tuesday.

Alex: Nice. Wait…what? Is this like, the Royal We? or should I be packing a suitcase?

Henry: *swipes an app closed and sets down his phone* both. I recommend sun cream with a strong spf.

Alex: *purses his lips*

Henry:

Alex: is baby oi—

Henry: No, baby oil is NOT sun cream!

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thursdayg1rl · 6 months

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OH MY GOD CALL ME THE CILLIT THE WAY I JUST BANGED THAT INTERVIEW. king of maths. im literally like if euler was a beautiful girl

#STUNNING . FABULOUS. NOT A QUWSTION I COULDNT ANSWER. absolutely unfazed #GOD PLESE GOD LET THAT HAVE A BIG IMPACT ON MY APPLICATION #AND THE GUY LIKED ME AS WELL BC HE KEPT SAYING LIKE 'YES VERY GOOD ALISHA'#I AM THE GOD OF MATHS #I JUST CALCULATED THE DERIVATIVE OF THE INTAGRAL FORM 0 TO X OF (E^-X(T^2+1))/(T^2+1) DT DONT EVEN LOOK AT ME #like. oh my god #the first people probably thought i was so fucking dumb but this guy got me #plese please please please it was so good im a star im a star i promise..#god my chances are like 50/50 now depending on how much weight that second interview had #also wdym 'applied interview' they literally only asked me pure questions #the first phd student guy wasnt bad either. i made like one mistake but i think he thought i was smart.#omg not me breaking out the modular arithmetic as well. maths GOD im telling you.

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bubupop · 2 years

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Imagine trying to help Luci with his paperwork, to be charming and stuff, and you end up fucking it up.

Well, to be fair, the right-hand-demon of the future prince of the Devildom wouldn’t have easy homework to do, you expected as much. But what fuck is that? If you think about it, it’s his fault for falling in love with a fucking adorable moron like you, for real.

Squinting your eyes and trying to make sense of all the scribbles in the sheet is making your head hurt. Damn, is this why Lucifer is always so moody? You pity your dearest, truly.

Trying to be somewhat useful you managed to sort out the papers the way he taught you to. Yeah, you may not be smart enough to do his work but you can put it neatly into stacks!

And he does appreciate the effort, but his messy pile of paperwork was understandable to him (like one's room mess) and now he is sorting it out in a way he likes. You still won a few kisses and pets though.

#obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me lucifer x mc #obey me lucifer x reader #mc may not be smart #but they're not dumb

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phantomss-pain · 9 months

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Had an idea of a fem Michael and Charlie conversation where Charlie is denial about her feelings towards Michelle (Fem Michael) in a conversation with Jessica while working at Freddy’s and then Michelle shows up asks Charlie if she wanted to go bowling. Charlie agrees but is a stuttering mess.

Once Michelle is out of ear shot Charlie says something along the lines of “see I’m not in love with her.” While Jessica is just looking at her friend dumbfounded that Charlie is so oblivious to her feelings.

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #charlie emily #michael afton #fem michael afton #jessica fnaf #fnaf marlie #michael afton x charlie emily #phantom headcanon #Charlie being oblivious to her feelings is a top tier headcanon #just make her super smart yet dumb with her emotions is such a funny concept to me #contrast her with Jessica and Sammy who are just like #how are you this smart yet so stupid #Can you tell I love Charlie

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rakkikuroba · 11 months

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OH SO I CAN’T BE SAD ABOUT ALFRED BEING 27 WHEN HE DIED BUT YOU CAN BE SAD ABOUT LUIS BEING 28 WHEN HE DIED????

Beauty privileged for sure

#idc about the but Luis was a good guy #he made Nemesis idc he repented for his crime that’s the bare minimum #alfred was a mentally ill man who never made any mass murder BOW because he wasn’t smart enough lol yeah he tortured guys but only bad ones #then she told me it was dumb that alfred was my fav because he only is in one game #actually he technically is in 3 games but whatever your fav is Luis wtf??#yeah cv and cv x are the same ?#dumb bitch #brad was 35 when he died brad was 3 y younger than wesker wtf i thought he was in his 25s or smtg like chris??#resident evil #alfred ashford #luis sera

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thehappiestgolucky · 2 years

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buggy husbands,,, bugsbands :)

#hollow knight #doodles #hk markoth #hk xero #crimson nails #hk gijinka #hollow knight gijinka #do not perceive me i have been thinking about them #rotating them in brain #ughghghg they make me soft #sorry for no doodles uh. monster hunter happened #again. god i love the game and i wanna ramble about it #sorry to like all my hollow knight followers my constant original brainrot is invading the bug territory #i can *hunt* with *NPCS* now i’m so happy you don’t understand-#anyway back to husbands. i just think they’re neat #it’s the:#._. smart x :) dumb for me #i’ve been thinking of them cuddles. markoth resting his head on xero’s chest cuddles #hearing his strong heartbeat and knowing what an amazing but it comes from and it relaxes him and lulls him to sleep easily #and i do headcanon markoth to actually have a decent sleep schedule and xero is the bad sleeper. but there’s just something nice about hi #*him. feeling nice and comfy in his smaller husbands arms knowing there’s nothing but care

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nachosncheezies · 11 months

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Mulder doesn't understand that every time they do a religious episode the case and its outcome literally don't matter; Scully is always proven right about the existence of miracles bc there's simply no other explanation for why she doesn't throttle that smug look off his dumb face

#'you want me to try to parse WHAT into my report???' -dr dana in literally every other case theyve ever worked #okay im being tongue in cheek here right but we just watched revelations and how she doesnt grab the man by the lapels is--#anyway. they're both dummies just so dumb just so so so dumb they toss the dumb back and forth like a lil hot potato #awful smart to be that dumb #txf #x files #nachos thoughts

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a-glorious-fuck-up · 2 years

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I find it funny that we as fans of this god forsaken tv show are like “Daemon is so hot, he is the best male wife™️ that we could hope for” and proceed to forget he MURDERED his first wife on screen basically

#i honestly feel like this tv show is making me dumb #like look at all this hotness and forget you are smart kind of dumb #house of the dragon #house of the dragon ep 8 #daemon targeryan #daemon x rhaenyra #rhea royce #rhaenyra #queen rhaenyra #rhaenyra targaryen #princess rhaenyra

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luckyemo · 5 months

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i always forget naegi/togami is like... a popular ship i guess so theres ppl who think like Deeply about togami and i just wha

#just saw a post that was like 'is byakuya smart? absolutely' and i cant stop laughing and being like ?????????? what #bc 1. whos thinking about togami enough to be like Oh Yea Hes Smart 2. hes Not????????????/ he has like financial knowledge but how is that #a measure of intelligence esp in the context of danganronpa universe (+ esp in the context of like dr1 killing game)#like how do u finish the second chapter of dr1 being like Yes This Guy Is A Thinker HOW #and 3. really out of all the characters in dr who the fuck is thinking abt togami #-> and the answer is just idk basic main male character x 2nd most relevant male character shipping I GUESS #also the post this was in was criticizing the black+white view ppl have with 'smart' vs 'dumb' characters so no ill will there or anything #will queue it in a bit #just funny bc like I Do Not think abt togami much let alone think of him as the Smart One of anything #like tbh naegi is probably 'smarter' but i have a feeling his optimism makes him have like the stupid label between them w.e #(which in turn makes togami the smart one i guess?)#so yea just a moment of someone being like 'heres an issue in the fandom' and me being like 'mhm agree' but that example being like what #bc its something i dont really see/never seek out/not how i think of the character/dont interact w fanon for this character etc #lol anyways time to fill my queue up sorry it ran out on the weekend but i only like to reblog stuff when im at work lmao #time theft my beloved <3

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scarefox · 1 year

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once again biggest mood

#just had a chat with some not so smart and annoying fandom folks #like I can totally understand sometimes why the majority thinks we are all dumb and cringe #but we can't let that become the standard of fandoms I want people to become more selfaware and able of critical thinking #also fandom etiquette #doesn't just mean to ship and let ship #it also means to not pester people into liking your ship...#among others I just told someone that I am not into their ship they tried to push and then proceeded to push it in my face how popular it is #1. not really.. they based that on the recs they got in their own tiktok feed... bruh?? 2. I literally don't give a damn?? leave me alone??#and the next person stated they ship Vegas with everyone... like literally with his cousins ...#and proceeded to spam the chat also with vegas ships tiktok clips with chipmunk music #btw it's also the ones who ship Kinn x Chay and want a KP TT crossover #so much nope in two people #I mean there is not giving a damn about canon and then there is craping on canon and not reading the room #I FEEL LIKE A FANDOM BOOMER SEND HELP

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audiovisualrecall · 21 days

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Love how I can ruin something so easily

#actually id say love how depression can do so but i dont have to behave irritably just bc my brain feels unmoored and unhappy for no good #reason. i dont have to make it everyone elses problem #i wasnt trying to! but i cant communicate hey i feel like x and thats making me feel y and i dont know what to do about it #i just.. why dont they ask 'Why?' when i get like that. i want them to notice that I'm acting uncharacteristically and say something so that #i can go oh yeah thats dumb and idk why sorry yeah #but theyre reacting like its not obvious when i pointed out that this happens and that i want them to ask me 'why'#yeah is it fair to expect that if them? no. but idk what else to do abt it bc i am incapable of makingany other decision #im ANGRY #I'm disappointed i didnt get to be here for the yard sale and help them #I'm frustrated i had to be at work even though i was superfluous there today #I'm disappointed and frustrated that they dont want to try a yard sale again another week #like maybe a warmer and nicer weekend and puttinf more signs up will result in more traffic to the yard sale!#theyre giving up on it and i wanted to do a yard sale and didnt get to bc i had to be at work instead and now i wont gwt to again bc they #dont want to plan another yard sale bc theyre exhausted by it #i missed out and i wanted to do a yard sale so bad and didnt get to be here for it!#I'm frustrated that qe wont do another yard sale #and I'm unhappy that they didnf trust that i could clean up and brinf stuff inside at least like theyre tired so why are they doinf the work #let me help! i want to feel like i helped! I'm useless i dont do anything! but i was fold i cant do it on my own and wouldnt know where they #wanred to put stuff #like yeah i cant move the tables on my own into the shed. fine. but the boxes of stuff??? she could have come and directed me instead!#so like. fine i wont help. and then i got up and came to fuckinf help anyway even tjo apparently i wouldnt have done it right on my own #and shes like that attitude wasn't helpful like neither was what you said!#i know I'm not smart or helpful and just an annoying tag-alonf overgrown child but i wanted to do something #if it was my oldest sister insisting she could do it they wouldnt have protested!#whatever I'm stupid and reactive and i could have said like that makes me feel like u think i cant help and that feels shitty #whatever #I'm just. i hate existing its too frustrating and complicated and i havw no choice in the matter and i want to just curl up in bed and do #nothing and go nowhere and not talk to anyone and not do my medication bc i wont have insurance if i dont go to work bc i wont have the job #which means i can never do that bc unfortunately the result of not taking my medication scares me more than i hate having to be a person #i hate being a person but being sick is infinitely worse so

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fdrsamericanflagduckfloaty · 8 months

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im srroy to my followers but my brian is just blorbo over n over n over n over and he is. he is. he. he. i. i love him. but. i also think he is a dumb stupid funni stupid ass bitch with issues and stupid ideas and good ideas ans i want to scsuqish him and i want to hold ihm and look him dead in the eye and say "u r dumb. i love u" and he is just so bbg he is just so-

im gon cry

#mess in tags. long #ikm ls;1[=w1-0op2ieojpn i3rpje0o[pp[w ep wwe [pwg gwo' gw rh[per h #[pq hep[ gr #[enjjdd #IM SO FUCKING DONJE #HES SO BBG 😭😭😭😭😭😭#YEAH HES CANON MIDDLE AGED MAN #YEAH HES W A X #YEAH HES DEAD #YEAH HES A FUCKING PRESIDENT #WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME #WHAT O OYU WNAT FORM M E3 #HE.S.😭😭😭#HE IS BBG #HE IS SO GODDAMN BBG #HE IS DUMB #HE IS SMART #HE IS A STUPID FUCKING DUMB BITCH <3 #AND I MEAN THAT AFFECTIONATELY #HE IS ALSO SMART FUNNY BBG #I JUST WANNA HOLD HIM MAN 😭😭#YEAH HE'S WAY TALLER THAN ME. I AM 5'2 1/2.#*wHO CARES*#goddamnit hes bbg not only as a wax figure but a real person and i think thats mildly batshit of me #i j #i ju #i jus think hes so bbg #hes not allowed to be so bbg #hes so stupid i love him for that #hes all happy goofy “LAWRENCE!!” BUT HES SO BBG this would be longer but tumblr wont let me so-

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