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#*is still fuckin dying*
chopper-base · 20 days
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Me: ya, well, god forgot to install my dick so...
Mason: god put your gender behind a pay wall.
Me: *wheezing*
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garbomode · 5 months
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HOLD ON i can't stop thinking about a take i keep seeing that's like "kraken ed wasn't really that bad, he only hurt izzy and izzy deserved it." because like, even putting aside the izzy apologist in me, it's still just objectively wrong. he pushed lucius off the ship! as far as anyone knew he killed him!! that seems kind of like hurting someone to me!!
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kissmefriendly · 11 months
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Listening to The Amelia Project in 2017: Oh haha what a fun take on an office comedy! A death faking business, this is hilarious!
Listening to the Amelia Project in 2023: Death is inescapable, we will always leave behind those we love and be left behind, we do the best with the time we have and it is never enough, our stories will always outlive us so long as there is someone to tell them after we cannot
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sga-owns-my-soul · 5 months
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Niche sga thought!
Teyla picks up on reading books (from Earth) and she gets so invested in the stories and earth culture. It's weird she doesn't always fully get it but it fascinates her
Also when John finally finishes war and peace (I think that was his book) he's all like well what do I do now? I'm not leaving my girl (Atlantis) so he just restarts it because he barely remembers the start cause it's been like 6 years
1) people love giving teyla book recommendations! it starts with her just reading whatever people happened to bring (she borrows johns copy of war and peace and finishes it in three days) and when the daedalus starts doing supply runs, the only thing teyla ever asks for is new books. when torren is born, she gets a care package with like. 600 baby books and she cries about it.
2) 6 YEARS TO FINISH that fully totally completely checks out lmaooooo someone asks him what he thought and he's like "honestly idk i uhhhh... lost some of the plot over the 6 years of reading" he just endlessly rereads that book now <3
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slutdge · 1 month
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this sucks, i should be drowning in the everglades rn
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todayisafridaynight · 2 months
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Government mandated masato posting time
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pcktknife · 1 year
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Back on that damn zoroark wiki page
#sigh. anways#h!zoros are said to have come back to life after death from a harsh environment which for some👏🏾reason👏🏾 i didnt register as a#u!zoro dying and coming back different (probably bc time n history why would the ancestor derive from the descendant) but its not an#ancestor its just a zoroark thats fucked up bc the region its in#additionally i didnt understand why it hated people AND pokemon (and still didnt rlly understand the ppl thing fully) but its cause they#were banished to the icelands by ppl and the pokemon there did not make it any easier so they died and came back from being so fucking Mad#and thats fucked up bc they are chill dogs!!!! so i get it id b mad too displaced by ppl u actively try to avoid and then u die in the only#place ur kinda allowed to be Plus the animals there are being jerks also ?? baneful fox is right#i feel like zoros still have a stigma abt them so i bet under the right conditions a modern zoro w the typing and nature of a hisuian one#is possible and i also wonder where the hisuian ones went cause i assume that ghost types dont die 2x and something w so much anger towards#everything its given the title of spiteful and baneful wouldnt just....go away that is a restless spirit lmao i cant imagine theyd just#move on so i like to think they r maybe just fuckin around in the mountains mostly unseen away from everything and maybe they r killin#things as just an unseen force idk i dont live in the sinnohan mountains#exhale Thats All!!!! known/common knowledge and assumed information but idc cause i wanted to talk anyways!!!#kae.txt
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mycological-mariner · 11 months
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Listen. I know there’s 2 more books. But this is stressing me out. It’s the ultimate act of self restraint, not finishing it right this very second
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queerpiratebrainrot · 7 months
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Zombie rat in front of a rising sun being the Revenge's new flag is so fuckin beautiful and important to me
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tonysobranie · 1 month
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why does throwing away kitchen stuff iggy bought still feel literally illegal
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hazardsoflove · 1 month
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fall out boy if you’re not doing the mighty fall because u don’t have anyone to do big sean’s part get my ass on stage
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felidthing · 3 months
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rough hair timeline from ages like 6-15 and then jumps to 20 for the last one. u see what i mean about all the yellow leaving
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coolcarabiner · 1 year
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if u think i didn’t scream u would be wrong
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todayisafridaynight · 5 months
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Morning! I'm here to harass you. 🤭
Hangover status?
And how vivid is the memory of stream? 🤣
GOOD MORNING STARS you could never harass me 😤
and LIKE I SAID DURING STREAM i never get hangovers !!!!!!! ive also been awake since like. 4AM so even if i did get one i'd prob be fine by now LOL
and trust. i remember. Everything from stream.
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falinscloaca · 5 months
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today's jjk ep
#jujutsu kaisen spoilers#jujutsu kaisen anime and manga spoilers#i didn't even flinch tbh#and i skipped some of the flashback so i was legit like 'oh the episodes already gonna end HERE???'#i'm not getting emotional about that crap until an episode comes out confirming she's dead!!!!#i say sitting on my ass forever because gege is a little wierdo who just never fucking bothered to do that#(at this point the Her situation in jjk is unsalvageable. the only thing the author COULD do thats at all narratively built-up-at-all would#be to have her get taken over by kenjacku. but like. that'd fucking SUCK STILL so like whatever#should've just said she was dead insteada introducing a whole new character that would then never show back up with a power specifically#designed only to leave her in a relative state of limbo)#(well that and keep yuji from dying worse. but like. honestly that wasn't very necessary we could believe yuji survived getting his ass#handed to him by mahito anyway we did it before)#literally each new chapter her coming back gets less and less likely at this point. its over. who gives a shit.#akutami came up with a fucking GOLDEN character and just kinda dropped her down a toilet. didn't even flush it correctly just let us wait.#narratively i don't HATE the idea of her dying even! but good GOD it should've been two-thirds through the story rather than roughly halfwa#also just#i fuckin hate megumi#sorry hes just kinda boring! todo was right!!#theres good things IN his character but god it feels like he only exists to be a wet blanket#a wet blanket that WORKED GREAT WITH THE MORE BALANCED CORE CAST!#BUT ONCE THEY'RE FUCKING GONE ITS. NOTHING.#i LOVE yuji he's great but without other characters to foil him he's just... not enough#and none of the post-shibuya cast has really been able to carry that for him.#especially since we only briefly ever saw him and choso like.. be around each other???#yuji is lovely he's great he's my scrimbly but without other characters to bond with he's just not nutritious enough!!!!!#its like an incomplete protein!!! you gotta pair him with something else!!!!#coughnotmegumieither#and GOD the shit with Hana and the kinda-just-bullshit-when-you-haven't-even-confirmed-shes-dead 'scared she'd replace nobara' crap#'wow this is a character i could probably actually like if she wasn't buried under an introductory heaping of wierd pseudo-misogyny'#ALSO WHERE THE FUCK IS *TODO*
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spaceybird · 1 year
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the most fucked up shit in alchemy of souls is how they deal with jang uk’s mom, do-hwa. woman got raped without even knowing she got raped, got accused of adultery because of said rape, and lost her husband for no reason in her mind, and ultimately dies giving birth to the product of said rape and everyone either remembers her as “kind and beautiful” or as an adulteress. just. fucked! jang gang should’ve died more painfully tbh
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