Me: ya, well, god forgot to install my dick so...
Mason: god put your gender behind a pay wall.
Me: *wheezing*
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HOLD ON i can't stop thinking about a take i keep seeing that's like "kraken ed wasn't really that bad, he only hurt izzy and izzy deserved it." because like, even putting aside the izzy apologist in me, it's still just objectively wrong. he pushed lucius off the ship! as far as anyone knew he killed him!! that seems kind of like hurting someone to me!!
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Listening to The Amelia Project in 2017: Oh haha what a fun take on an office comedy! A death faking business, this is hilarious!
Listening to the Amelia Project in 2023: Death is inescapable, we will always leave behind those we love and be left behind, we do the best with the time we have and it is never enough, our stories will always outlive us so long as there is someone to tell them after we cannot
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Niche sga thought!
Teyla picks up on reading books (from Earth) and she gets so invested in the stories and earth culture. It's weird she doesn't always fully get it but it fascinates her
Also when John finally finishes war and peace (I think that was his book) he's all like well what do I do now? I'm not leaving my girl (Atlantis) so he just restarts it because he barely remembers the start cause it's been like 6 years
1) people love giving teyla book recommendations! it starts with her just reading whatever people happened to bring (she borrows johns copy of war and peace and finishes it in three days) and when the daedalus starts doing supply runs, the only thing teyla ever asks for is new books. when torren is born, she gets a care package with like. 600 baby books and she cries about it.
2) 6 YEARS TO FINISH that fully totally completely checks out lmaooooo someone asks him what he thought and he's like "honestly idk i uhhhh... lost some of the plot over the 6 years of reading" he just endlessly rereads that book now <3
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Zombie rat in front of a rising sun being the Revenge's new flag is so fuckin beautiful and important to me
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why does throwing away kitchen stuff iggy bought still feel literally illegal
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the most fucked up shit in alchemy of souls is how they deal with jang uk’s mom, do-hwa. woman got raped without even knowing she got raped, got accused of adultery because of said rape, and lost her husband for no reason in her mind, and ultimately dies giving birth to the product of said rape and everyone either remembers her as “kind and beautiful” or as an adulteress. just. fucked! jang gang should’ve died more painfully tbh
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