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LotR + Hobbit Characters as Tumblr Posts - Part 15/?
#i feel like that last one is actually scene realistic dialogue#is that not what she says?#lord of the rings#lotr#lotr characters#lord of the rings characters#aragorn#kili#faramir#galadriel#gollum#samwise#sam gamgee#characters as tumblr posts#tumblr#hobbit#hobbit characters
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@xuosi You get it. :)
LotR and Hobbit Characters + Buzzfeed Unsolved (2/?)
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LotR + Hobbit Characters as (Even More) Things I’ve Overheard (Part 3/3)
Sam: Oh! You should talk to him about plants! He wants to be…. [*clearly loses train of thought*] a plant.
Tauriel: We could discuss the plot of a Barbie movie and refuse to acknowledge it when the professor asks questions.
Smaug: If nothing is real, why are we allergic to different types of fire?
Aragorn: Shanty Baron is the ideal title.
Merry: Wait, don’t you want to see grandma’s drugs?
Faramir: I can’t think any deeper than colors, sorry
Radagast: I’ve always had really loose ear crystals.
Sauron: Sorry, I was just thinking about being a transparent eyeball.
Bofur: Maybe in the future, people will be watching Cats 2019 and analyzing it as a great piece of art.
Kili: Have you heard of a show called Spongebob? Because I think you’d love it.
#lord of the rings#the hobbit#samwise#samwise gamgee#tauriel#smaug#aragorn#merry brandybuck#faramir#radagast#sauron#bofur#kili#the company of thorin oakenshield#lotr characters#hobbit characters#overheard#things ive overheard
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LotR and Hobbit Characters + Buzzfeed Unsolved (3/?)
#like i said i've been watching a lot of unsolved recently#listening to it really quietly has helped me fall asleep!#also i couldn't for the life of me find a good quality elrond facepalm picture!!#ridiculous#buzzfeed unsolved#unsolved#lord of the rings#the hobbit#lotr#lotr characters#hobbit characters#lord of the rings characters#characters as#watcher#saruman#beorn#elrond#legolas#nori#frodo#aragorn#it's bones!
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LotR + Hobbit Characters as (Even More) Things I’ve Overheard (Part 2/3)
The Mouth of Sauron: I never wish to be forced to submit to the dentist.
Galadriel: You know what’s cool? [*starts singing creepily*] I have lucid dreams... where I can’t see a thing...
Denethor: Wow! No, I take it back. I don’t care. Leave me alone.
Fili: Okay, I’m going to tell you all the facts I know about Bruce Willis. Ready, go!
Ori: I often get crafts and weapons mixed up.
Elrond: It’s interesting to watch with your critical hat pulled firmly around your ears.
Nori: He’s the nicest looking raccoon he can be.
Éomer: Feeling disillusioned? Do some shots!
Boromir: In all of my dreams I’m driving a Jeep.
Legolas: Heterosexual sex... which is quite problematic...
Pippin: I almost got high off my monkey noodles.
#overheard#things ive overheard#lord of the rings#the hobbit#pippin#pippin took#lotr characters#hobbit characters#nori#eomer#legolas#boromir#elrond#ori#fili#denethor#galadriel#the mouth of sauron
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LotR + Hobbit Characters as (Even More) Things I’ve Overheard (Part 1/3)
Frodo: For the past six months, I’ve been having a bit of an identity crisis. You know, super sexy.
Gandalf: Hmm, I thought I was going to say something more optimistic, but I guess not.
Éowyn: I mean, I’m more afraid of failure than the devil, so…
Gimli: Three likes and I’ll set my social security card on fire.
Saruman: He just has a need to continue consolidating his phallic power.
Bilbo: Yesterday, first thing, I had such a discouraging bagel.
Thranduil: No one’s talking about the loss of bourgeois status in Mr. Potato head losing the title of mister.
Arwen: You need a husband. Let’s ask the ghosts!
Théoden: We must now be our own vikings.
Bombur: That’s what happens when you eat too much pizza. You become French.
Thorin: I’m sick of God’s bullshit. We should just let him die death-of-the-author style.
Bard: No need for therapy when sea shanties are free.
#overheard#lord of the rings#the hobbit#things i've overheard#lotr#lotr characters#lord of the rings characters#hobbit characters#bard#bard bowman#thorin#thorin oakenshield#theoden#bombur#arwen#arwen undomiel#thranduil#bilbo#bilbo baggins#saruman#saruman the white#gimli#eowyn#gandalf#frodo#frodo baggins
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LotR + Hobbit Characters as Tumblr Posts - Part 14/?
#tumblr#lord of the rings#the hobbit#lotr#lotr characters#hobbit characters#thranduil#galadriel headcanon#nori the dwarf#boromir#pippin took#pippin#aragorn#lotr characters as tumblr posts#characters as tumblr posts
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Tauriel mocks the shit out of Legolas 24/7/365, and so does Thranduil.
You are correct and you should say it.
I've always headcannoned that part of the reason he was so weird and intense in the Hobbit movies was because he was constantly surrounded and bullied by ultra-badass elves, and with the Fellowship, the only person who can really compete with his skills is Aragorn—who is busy looking like a disaster and running away from his responsibilities (we still love him)—so Legolas transcended and became the far more zen but cool pretty boy that we know.
(That, and he was quickly introduced to pipeweed after leaving Mirkwood.)
#headcanon#lotr#lord of the rings#the hobbit#lotr headcanon#hobbit headcanon#legolas#legolas greenleaf#tauriel#thranduil#mirkwood#elves
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LotR + Hobbit Characters as Tumblr Posts - Part 13/?
#lord of the rings#the hobbit#lotr#lotr characters#hobbit characters#characters as#tumblr posts#gandalf#pippin#fool of a took#thorin#thorin oakenshield headcanon#legolas#legolas greenleaf#kili#faramir#nori#nori the dwarf#the company of thorin oakenshield
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LotR and Hobbit Characters + Buzzfeed Unsolved (2/?)
#i've been watching a lot of unsolved recently#and i've been super into the characters as whatever#lord of the rings#the hobbit#buzzfeed unsolved#lotr#aragorn#aragorn son of arathorn#legolas#legolas greenleaf#gimli#gimli son of gloin#saruman#saruman the white#smaug#pippin took#pippin#kili#the company of thorin oakenshield#characters as#lotr characters as
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LotR and Hobbit Characters + Tweets
#lord of the rings#the hobbit#twitter#thorin#pippin#legolas#bilbo#kili#ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN#boromir#faramir#aragorn#bilbo baggins
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GANDALF VS THE GOATMAN
From @thiswaycomessomethingwicked
#please tell me if you know the source for image#GOATMAN#shane and ryan's bridge#goatmans bridge#buzzfeed unsolved#gandalf#gandalf the grey#khazad dûm#balrog
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I mean, he’s best friends with Merry, who canonically wrote the book on weed, so……
(@shittierpost for thosetags)
““What strain of weed will make me feel like I grew up with a father?””
— Faramir, to Pippin
#lord of the rings#the hobbit#incorrect hobbit quotes#incorrect lotr quotes#incorrect lord of the rings quotes#pippin took#merry brandybuck#Faramir
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LotR + Hobbit Characters as Onion Headlines - Pt. 3/?
#lord of the rings#the hobbit#lotr characters#lord of the rings characters#hobbit characters#characters as#characters as onion headlines#lotr characters as#hobbit characters as#the onion
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LotR + Hobbit Characters as Tumblr Posts - Part 12/?
#it's so hard to find a good quality picture of Bilbo and Bofur!!#lord of the rings#the hobbit#lotr#lotr characters#hobbit characters#lotr characters as tumblr posts#hobbit characters as tumblr posts#tauriel#galadriel#gollum#faramir#saruman#bilbo#bilbo baggins#tumblr posts#characters as tumblr posts
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LotR and Hobbit Characters + Buzzfeed Unsolved (1/?)
#lord of the rings#the hobbit#lotr characters#lord of the rings characters#hobbit characters#buzzfeed unsolved#character as#eowyn#thorin#elrond#smaug#sauruman#grima wormtongue
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The Return of the King
(The king, in this context, is me returning to Tumblr after a 14-month hiatus. Lord of the Rings and Hobbit nonsense is returning soon!)
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