Moist Von Lipwig voice: Why are you telling me this, sir?

Vetinari voice: Because no one will ever believe you, Mr. Lipwig.

Based on this post because look I just. I just had to ok.

✨ Angua and Cheery ✨

Best girls I love them!! I’m finishing The Fifth Elephant where we know more of their past and family and I’m so happy!!

Announcing the theme for Terry Pratchett Day 2024: START IN THE WRONG PLACE.

You'll hear people say time and time again that you can start anywhere with Terry Pratchett's work, but don't start in the right place*, so let's truly embrace the joy and chaos to be found in the many routes through Discworld and beyond.

We will be making Sunday 28th April, Sir Terry Pratchett's birthday, one brimming with bookish delight, celebrating the many ways we love and travel through his work, and we're inviting you to join us.

Follow along with The Terry Pratchett Estate to stay up to date. We will be sharing more ahead of the weekend on how to get involved.

*A lot of people say the right place is anything but the right place, which in turn, may make it an equally wrong place...

Sooo… I saw @kissmefriendly 's reblog of this post and I thought what the hell

Big thanks to my wife for posing with her heels. Surprised I didn’t find any good stock for reference image.

Also of course I did my best in trying to colour but you know

Wait a second I'm going to shapeshift into a murderous walking chest but hear me out. How about a Luggage but not with legs like these*

But more like these

(sorry for the shitty drawing I'm at work)

He would be fucking hot and scary and he could literally pierce armor with this inner power of his and you could set a thirst trap with these supermodel legs and fuck-me-shoes.

(*picture from pinterest or something)

~ so I found some time after work and here he is

I cannot colour much but hey I tried

That one scene at the start of The Fifth Elephant with Vetinari and His Grace, His Excellency, The 1st Duke of Ankh; Commander Sir Samuel Vimes

Everything can be a discworld reference and everything can be improved by a relevant discworld quote

Thank you Sir Terry Pratchett for Magda Tonker Halter

while i am in my insane about ghost quartet mode, this annotation on genius makes me laugh every time:

Call me Lady Usher the way I have a morbid acuteness of the senses & only eat the most insipid of foods & my eyes are tortured by faint light.

Dave Malloy really went from

Take me out back and shoot me in the alley

I won’t speak

I won’t say a word

I won’t come back and haunt you

I won’t have the time

To IF YOU COULD BE A PART OF BREAKFAST WHAT PART OF BREAKFAST WOULD YOU BE in one minute flat

back on ghost quartet life-support

"See? It's better when you tell it, mom."

[id: Digital sketch of Lady Usher and Roxie, a redraw of Jessie Willcox Smith's 1908 illustration "My Home is in my Mother's Eyes". Lady Usher sits in a white nightgown and shawl over her shoulders, hand supporting young Roxie, who is hugging her waist. Lady Usher's shawl is pale blue with faint stars on it and she's wearing a star necklace. Roxie's red hair is tied in two braids that end in little black bows. She's in Mary Janes and a pale pink dress, that matches her also pale pink socks, which have a faint flower pattern on them. On the right of the image reads "Little bits of stardust ." /end id]

Dorian if he had an ounce of compassion left

Based on that painting of Ivan and his son

Granny Weatherwax and Sam Vimes wouldn’t get on at all, and they’d never admit why, but it’s because they’re too similar. They both have an internal morality more sturdy and unmovable than a mountain, they both know they contain the capacity for great evil, but keep themselves in line with self discipline the likes of which most people couldn’t dream of. They both know about the importance of choice, and of truth, and of autonomy. If either of them were able to look past their aversion to seeing their own reflection, and worked together, they’d be fucking unstoppable.

Something about two of the main Discworld series being focused on these intensely determined, stubbornly moral people just really means a lot to me. You’ve got Moist using his criminal mind to help people, and the wizards doing whatever wizards do, and Death showing kindness to people in their most vulnerable moments. And you’ve got these two, making the world a better place whether it likes it or not. It will get better, or else, they say. Or else you’ll have me to deal with.

Love that scene in Monstrous Regiment when Jackrum gets so sick of his little lads being accosted he just outed half of the room

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go