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not-quite-so-intrepid-hero · 2 days

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fabian is such a sweetie and he will not convince me otherwise. genuinely there’s no reason for him to make up with gertie bc the rest of them have enough good standing with her to work with her, he fully did that for kristen. the way he approached it too, wasn’t like “oh im gonna get her off my back so we can deal with the honey thing” no it was pure good soul lou wilson shining through fabian going “hey if there’s even a BUMP on this road to love for my friend because of me? i’m repaving the entire fucking street lets go”

#i love my soft boy #why do none of these children know how to express love properly #you’d think they have enough parents with the polycule #fantasy high junior year spoilers #untapped rage #fabian aramais seacaster #fabian seacaster #lou wilson #kristen applebees #gertie bladeshield #kristen x gertie #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #fhjy #liveblogging #500 #1000

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dorothygale · 2 days

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#it's so funny #taylor swift #swifties #taylor #*taylor #blabs #50 #100 #500

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mudanonaito · 3 months

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#Dungeon Meshi #Delicious In Dungeon #dungeonmeshiedit #senshi #dmgifs #mygifs #this was so funny to me jdsaghjsdhg idk why #this is exactly how i look waiting for my water to boil when im cooking #500 #1k #5k #10k

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rythyme · 26 days

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get booped idiot

#boop #april fool's day #tumblr #cats #april fools day #boopometer #april fools #theo.txt #100 #500 #1k #5k #10k #20k #30k

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flowersforvax · 1 year

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vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

#the wheezing laugh i let out every time i click on vanilla extract #so stupid lmao #shitpost #vanilla extract #tumblr polls #memes #my post highlights #captain's log one hour after posting: 600 notes i am. afraid.#250 #500 #1k #2k #5k #10k #20k

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curecraft · 2 months

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#motu #he man #she ra #craft.post #my edit #gif #100 #500 #1k #5k #10k

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alanshemper · 7 months

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#Mustafa Barghouti #palestine #cnn #free palestine 🇵🇸#500 #1k #2k #5k #10k #20k #30k

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throesofincreasingwonder · 3 months

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"A story doesn't need a theme in order to be good" I'm only saying this once but a theme isn't some secret coded message an author weaves into a piece so that your English teacher can talk about Death or Family. A theme is a summary of an idea in the work. If the story is "Susan went grocery shopping and saw a weird bird" then it might have themes like 'birds don't belong in grocery stores' or 'nature is interesting and worth paying attention to' or 'small things can be worth hearing about.' Those could be the themes of the work. It doesn't matter if the author intended them or not, because reading is collaborative and the text gets its meaning from the reader (this is what "death of the author" means).

Every work has themes in it, and not just the ones your teachers made you read in high school. Stories that are bad or clearly not intended to have deep messages still have themes. It is inherent in being a story. All stories have themes, even if those themes are shallow, because stories are sentences connected together for the purpose of expressing ideas, and ideas are all that themes are.

#original post #text post #500 #1k #2k #btw i know my definition of death of the author is loosey goosey here #it wasn't the main point so i went informal with it! as ppl in the tags have pointed out it isn't exact #and i do recommend reading the wikipedia article or similar (possibly even the essay itself if you're narsty) if you want to learn more!#wasn't expecting this to take off so my apologies to my barthes-heads out there #love you mwah #5k #10k #15k #20k

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lycanthropicture · 7 months

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tumblr is so good. whole website dedicated to BITCHING and MOANING. and television

#500 #1k #2k #3k #5k #10k #20k

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not-quite-so-intrepid-hero · 2 days

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aelwyn is the cunty neurodivergent rep we need. the look on her face when kristen is actually upset/hurt and she immediately backtracks- oh shit, i thought we were playing! we were joking! don’t friends bully each other? how else is affection expressed but through violence?

#not understanding social cues #but in the opposite way of a lot of media #what do you mean it’s unkind to punch my friends #it’s a love tap #how else do i express affection?#aelwyn abernant #aelwyn o'shaughnessey #fantasy high junior year spoilers #untapped rage #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #fhjy #kristen applebees #liveblogging #500

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dorothygale · 3 months

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the other night i saw a kid with the most nonchalant expression wearing a big puffy coat being pulled along on rollerblades by a tiny dog

link to stickers and stuff

#blabs #50 #100 #500 #1k #5k #10k #25k

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jupiter-suggestion · 11 months

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consider the sperm whale and the squid. an ancient rivalry that dates back millions of years. we know the whales eat the squids. we know the squids do not make it easy for them. we know this because of the scars the whales carry, scars on the outside of their body, and on the inside as well. how badly must you want something to endure wounds inside your mouth? inside your gut?

consider the whale, who is harmed by what sustains her. consider the squid, whose flesh is soft and delicious but refuses to go down easy.

#mine #suggestion #this is not a direct allegory to anything i just think about whales with scars inside their stomachs and i Feel Things #oh i do know what its like to fight the thing you need. i do know the bittersweet taste of victory for a price.#y'all ever relate to a whale?#50 #100 #500 #1k #5k #10k #25k #35k

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nikki-rook · 8 months

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smitten | adjective | smit·ten deeply affected with or struck by strong feelings of attraction, affection, or infatuation

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rythyme · 26 days

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me when i fucking Boop you

#boop #sorry i am obsessed i will be like this for at least this evening #april fool's day #tumblr #cats #april fools day #boopometer #april fools #theo.txt #1k #500 #100 #10k #5k #20k

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destinationtoast · 8 months

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My grandmother is Japanese and really likes to give gifts. Often those gifts are Japanese desserts or other food, but sometimes she just slips me cash, folded up inside a tiny, beautiful envelope. But she likes to pretend she's not giving me money, so when possible, she'll hide it somewhere that I will find later.

Today I spent the afternoon with her doing chores and tech support, and she clearly felt this warranted a significant gift in return (no matter that I enjoyed myself). But she forgot to slip something into my pocket or bag before I left, so instead she rushed outside as I was starting my car, making the old-school "roll down the window" gesture. Once I complied, she was forced to acknowledge she was handing me money, but she also tried to minimize the gesture.

The result was that she said, "Thank you, dear! I just wanted you to be able to... to buy yourself a hamburger," and then handed me a darling little envelope that turned out to contain $100. And all I could think was:

#we live in california and even here that's a lot of hamburger #do kids these days still know the old signal for #roll down the window #?#do they still use it?#it does have the advantage of being distinctive #in a way that holding down an imaginary button does not #toasty life #the value of a hamburger #memes #it's one banana michael #op #50 #100 #500 #1K #5K #10K

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abracadaze · 2 years

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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

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