Reverse hitman who tracks down the undead and restores them to life so they lose all their cool powers.
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DM: You find yourselves at the edge of a large hole, with seemingly no bottom.
Monk: I jump into the hole.
Paladin: I also jump into the hole.
Rogue: I jump into the hole as well.
Wizard: Can I look around the hole for stairs, or a rope or something?
Rogue: I pull him down with me.
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ダークハーフ
Dark Half
(SFC, 1996)
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Sketch for Ophelia, my new dnd character.
She’s a Vedalken illrigger, a gunslinging explorer sworn to the Gore-Slick Serpent.
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“Shop is open”
1 - broken hourglass - 36 currency
2 - coins - 26 currency
3 - Origami Eye - 50 currency
4 - bird head puppet - 5 currency
5 - shade heart - 24 currency
6 - pink amalgam - 30 currency
7 - head of a assassin droid - 82 currency
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"Wizard Essentials"
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Staff - wooden - 4 currency
Orb - glass - 8 currency
Robes - red/blue - 1 currency per robe
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"Potions"
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1 - ice resistance - 10 currency
2 - sun light in a bottle - 15 currency
3 - energy potion - 5 currency
4 - healing potion - 10 currency
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"Salt"
@bi-gender-sorcerer @ignisuadaroleplay @viscerawizard
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When you're making a video game, it's quite important to test your battle screen and make sure everything is running smoothly! Nobody wants any glitch or weird visual artifact in their RPG battles!
Anyway, here's BLANK fighting 7 beds.
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Thaumaturge
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short bios pack.
𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗳𝘂𝗺 𝖿𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗌 𝆹ㅤ۪ㅤ♪ 거룩한.
𑁯ᰍׄ 𝖲𝖠𝖨𝖭𝖳, 𝗉𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖾𝖺𝗎 𝖽'𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾.
𝖼𝗒𝗀𝗇𝖾 𝖽'𝗈𝗋 ֹ ౾ ( 🦢 ) թ𝗎𝗋 𝖼𝗅𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗂.
𝖼𝖺𝒇𝒇𝖾́ 𝖿𝗋𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗈.
𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒓 𝖽𝖺 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗂𝖺 .
𝖻𝗋𝗂𝗅𝗁𝗈 𝖽𝗈 [ 𝒔𝒐𝒍 ] 𝖺𝖽𝗈𝗋𝗇𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝗆𝖺𝗇𝗁𝖺̃𝗌
𝖠̈𝔐𝖤 𝔅𝖱𝖴̂𝖫𝖤́𝖤 こ 痛み ♥︎
人 ⠀ֵ⠀ 𝔒𝖧, 𝖬𝖤𝖬𝖮̈𝖱𝖨𝖠𝖲.
𝑙𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖽𝗂𝗌𝖾 𝓲𝓷 𝗯ۭ۠𝘂ۘ𝗿ً𝗻ّ֖𝗶ّۨ𝗻ِ𝗴.
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Nothing's happening this session.
Look, the bad guys can have a filler episode too. They're off having plot-irrelevant, low-stakes adventures. You didn't hear them complaining when you spent two sessions adopting an owlbear, did you?
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(Party arrives in a small seaside city and is looking for the general store.)
DM: You find one on the main street, called "The General Crab Shack."
Bard: Is it run by a man named Joe? Is it Joe's Crab Shack?
DM: ... Well it is, now.
Warlock: I would like to flirt with Joe.
DM: You walk inside and see Joe is a giant crab in a top hat.
Fathomless Warlock: That doesn't change my mind.
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I have feelings about how these two are mirror opposites in reaction to monstrous trauma.
I have spicier stuff on my Patreon.
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venom priest
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Three dads wishing their daughter good luck at her Catholic school final exams.
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