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worldismikes · 10 months
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Hello welcome to BLOG. large strange furless son has used "hands" to create BLOG for me (mike)
I am MIKEY i am eleven years old abyssinian kitty cat. Pronouns of she/purr/purrs which also describes activities I do. My traits include small but fully grown, large very big roundest beautiful green eyes (special trait for abyssinian), short tail, round soft, and is perfect.
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Also share house with THINGS "mikelings". They are bothers me for a year and half now. Names of Abrasha and Misha and so annoying littermates boys. Got large somehow. Misha loves be very large gentle patient and afraid and enable brother. Very long twig freak. Gently nibbles on human leg and arms. Afraid for some reason of everything and makes squeaking noise. Is needy. Abrasha is loves to kill fake mouse and steal foods from brother and have ignores respect. Is kneady. Purrs so much always. Both behave in strange (unlike elegant powerful MIKE) and have great big ears which is actually new type of radio telescopes
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If you "follow" blog of Mike, son will use to providing my image to all of people in world. Thank you
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best-underrated-anime · 6 months
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Best Underrated Anime Group D Round 1: #D2 vs #D7
#D2: Prophecy girlie, hyper cellphone, and gamer cat get silly
Su Moting, the daughter of a god and a monster, is the supposed Chosen One set to fix the balance of the universe, but unfortunately, she’s just barely living as it is. Only just told of her great fate, Su Moting couldn’t care less as she juggles her social life, work, and her new duties (which she doesn’t take seriously). Alongside Moting are Star Tianji and Star Dikui, a god and a monster out to help our protagonist with her grand mission. They, too, are also struggling to figure out life on Earth, as Tianji is an immortal who doubles as the god of Su Moting’s personal cellphone and Dikui is a cat monster immortal more concerned with lazing about. Somehow, they make things work as the best worst roommates of all time.
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#D7: Girl who can play the biwa and see the future. 1180 CE Japan
The main character can play the biwa and also see the future with one of her eyes. After her father is killed at the start by the Taira clan, she is taken in by Shigemori of the Taira clan, who has the ability to see the ghosts of the dead. He wishes for her to help prevent the downfall of the Taira clan, which she has witnessed, but she refuses to since they are the ones that killed her father. Instead, she chronicles the events of their rise and fall, playing the biwa.
Titles, propagandas, trailers, and poll under the cut!
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#D2: God Troubles Me (Hanhua Riji)
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[Admin: Submitter had linked the ending song, but it doesn’t really show us what the animation is like, so I went to find an actual trailer. Above is a teaser for season 3, but there are no spoilers.]
Alt Title: Man’s Diary
Propaganda:
Four-season donghua (Chinese anime) that’s so recent and seeped in American pop-culture that I needed to do a double take when a literal cockroach said “Run, Forrest, run,” in English with a heavy Chinese accent. There’s a cat who plays video games (he’s very good at it), a phone who’s the worst kind of hype man, a sentient air conditioner, a guy who can shapeshift into any vehicle, off-brand Super-Man but jerky, a high-ranking god that collects anime figures, and the mega ultra cool protagonist who is a normal human girl fresh out of college and always low on money. It’s great
Trigger Warnings: Animal Cruelty or Death, Child Abuse, Emotional Abuse, Flashing Lights, Racism, Self-Harm, Suicide.
All the TW’s above are done for comedic effect, but they come in fast and hard with the humor. Better safe than sorry! The biggest things I remember are one or two “blink and you’ll miss it” racist jokes, characters joking about killing themselves out of embarrassment (no one goes through with it), and there’s a LOT of self-harm via stupid decisions. Stupid things like tying a loose tooth to the back end of a sports car sort of stupid. The protagonists have 3 brain cells collectively.
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#D7: The Heike Story (Heike Monogatari)
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Propaganda:
It’s based on historical events, so one can already know the ending before watching it, sort of like the main character Biwa. But seeing those events, getting attached to the characters as they have both fun, simple moments and difficult, painful moments and seeing the humanity in the characters and watching them grow up with the underlying promise that things won’t go well for them, and accepting that… themes of impermanence and grief… but also the art style is unique and bright and the music is great and fits the scenes, and I highly recommend watching this if you haven’t already !! It’s only 11 episodes!
Trigger Warnings: Suicide
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If you’re reblogging and adding your own propaganda, please tag me @best-underrated-anime so that I’ll be sure to see it.
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jungle-angel · 5 months
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The First Cozy Christmas (Calvin Evans x Reader)
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Summary: It's been a day and Calvin can't wait to get home to you and your baby
Warnings: Mentions of birth, religion etc.
Tagging: @floydsmuse
"Now it's important to remember that with certain elements, they are often ductile which means they can be run through wires" Calvin explained to his students who were all seated at the lab counters. "Cobalt in this case, is a ductile substance but it is also malleable. Now malleable substances do what?"
Only one brave student dared to raise their hand. "They can be reshaped?"
"You would be right Cindy," Calvin pointed out. "I'm not gonna bother you guys much with the chemical makeup of it all, we will of course be going over the fine details, but as of right now we really need to explore the technical and practical side. Memorizing formulas and makeup will only do so much until you actually start to work with it."
He looked at the wall clock, hoping that time had gone by just a little faster, but to Calvin's dismay, it was only 8:50 in the morning and class had started at 8:30. No amount of coffee was going to get him through the long day ahead.
Calvin went around helping each of his students with their lab work, making sure none of them burned themselves in the process. All the while he listened in case someone should come knocking at the door, hoping he could give the next impudent little admin a tongue lashing.
He opened the windows after the heat from the bunsen burners had cranked up the temperature just a little. The cold air felt much better on his face and neck, even as a few snowflakes blew in from outside.
At last the class was dismissed around 9:30 and Calvin could step outside to get some air. He headed back to the cafeteria to meet up with Dr. Powers, now fresh from a lecture, the both of them hoping to catch a break. The cafeteria had always been a favorite place of theirs, more so when Calvin had met you and introduced you to Anthony your first year teaching at the university. The place had been neatly decorated for Christmas, with all the pine garlands around the windows and shelves, a bulletin board full of Christmas cards for the staff as well as flyers and pamphlets for various charities, the smells of the hot meals coming from the kitchens along with the strong smell of peppermint mocha coffee.
"What a morning," Powers groaned. "I almost had a student burn their eyebrows off in the lab this morning."
"You're lucky," Calvin chuckled.
"Says the man who's student made a military grade stinkbomb on Halloween night," Powers joked.
"Lest ye forget, said stinkbomb got us a ten million dollar grant for the college," Calvin reminded him.
Dr. Powers rolled his eyes. "That's not even the half of it either," Powers groaned. "You know that new professor? The one who teaches biology? I think his name is Beecham?"
"Baker," Calvin corrected.
"Yes, him," Dr. Powers continued. "Struts into the lab like he's the cat's ass and starts heckling the students."
"Sound like someone we knew?" Calvin asked, finishing off the rest of his breakfast.
"Probably took over after the little gimp got fired," Powers said, taking a sip of his coffee. "You watch, he'll say the wrong thing and end up getting burned for it the same way D'Nadi did."
Calvin rolled his eyes at the memory of Raymond D'Nadi, the detestable little senior professor who Calvin had encountered more times than not. "You remember the day that Murray sent him walking?" Calvin chuckled.
"Cal that's like asking if the Titanic remembers the iceberg," Powers answered.
Calvin laughed. "I remember Boz's students singing that damn song on his way out."
"Oh God and Professor Broussard's students," Powers chuckled. "Broussard's in the art history department and even he couldn't stand him."
The two of them laughed at the memory, finishing their food and their coffee before their next classes began. At last, the morning seemed to be going by a little bit faster and since the college president had ordered all classes to be done by 12:30 at the latest, it had Calvin wide awake and eager to get home to you. Finally, it was that hour, just in the nick of time as they completed their experiments.
"Alright, everybody clean up your stuff and make sure your lab coats go in the laundry bin outside," Calvin told his students. "We'll pick this up again in four weeks so make sure you keep your brains sharp and your studies up."
The students all bid him farewell, everyone wishing each other a Merry Christmas as they headed out the door. Calvin excitedly dumped his lab coat in the bucket outside the door, relieved that at long last the day was over.
"What'er ye doin in these halls lad? I thought ye'd be goin home?" chuckled a familiar voice.
"Same can be said of you Padre," Calvin chuckled. "How are you?"
"Eh, could be better, but could be worse," Father McDowell said a little ruefully. "Bleedin knee's not lookin much better."
Calvin made a face. He felt terrible that Father McDowell hadn't been feeling well with his bad knee, the poor priest now walking with a cane to keep steady, but in winter weather it had become a little worse for wear. "Anything they can do?"
"Well, Helen asked the surgeon when we went but ain't much they can do," he sighed. "Jaysus be praised, I didn't have to kick anyone in the arse this afternoon."
Calvin laughed as he gathered up his things and threw on his coat. "You want a ride home?" he asked.
"I'd appreciate that immensely boyo," he said. "Rode all the way down here with hardly a way back."
The two of them stopped by the nursing hall where Winnie Daly, one of the nursing students, handed off Six-Thirty to Calvin. All three of them headed out to the parking lot and loaded up in the car, heading for home down the snow covered streets.
"So I heard a detestable little gobshite's been fired eh?" Father McDowell asked him.
"Oh you heard?" Calvin laughed.
"Heard?" Father McDowell said. "He was screechin down the hall like a lady! I stuck me head out the door and threatened to put me boot up his arse if he disturbed the lecture."
Calvin laughed. In all the years that his family had know Father McDowell, he still couldn't get over the fact that the good father had no filter whatsoever.
It was only a short drive through the snow, but Calvin had safely pulled up the little driveway outside of the rectory near the church where Frank and Helen McDowell had lived since coming to the states. He had very fond memories of the place, growing up with the McDowell kids and causing all manner of havoc both in and outside of school.
"Thank ye boyo," Father McDowell said. "Will I be seein ye and (y/n) at Christmas service next week?"
"First thing in the morning," Calvin answered. "Figured it's better than going at midnight."
"Ah, I'd never ask that of ye," Father McDowell told him. "And let me know what the plan is for Ellen and we'll work with it."
"Not a problem Padre," Calvin said. "We'll see you then."
As soon as Father McDowell had gone through the front door, Calvin headed for home with Six-Thirty still in the back. He switched on the radio, content and happy as Frank Sinatra's voice began to fill the car. Finally, the house came into view, the pretty little Christmas lights already strung up, courtesy of Cal's father, Henry.
Calvin entered the house and shut the door behind him quickly to keep out the cold and heavy snow, hanging his coat and scarf up on the hooks near the door. Six-Thirty barked when he saw you in the dining room, walking about with Baby Ellen all snug in her pink blankie and her warm little hat.
"Welcome home Daddy," you chirped in your little sing-song voice.
Calvin took you right in his arms and pressed a searing kiss to your lips. "How's my queen and my princess?"
"Wonderful," you answered. "She's just a little fussy from waking up and your mother is downstairs in the basement finishing the last load of laundry."
Cal felt immense relief when you told him. You and Ellen had only been home for a few days and all the while, he had worried about what would or wouldn't get done around the house. Thank God his parents lived next door and could help.
You very carefully placed Ellen in his arms before going into the living room to turn on the Christmas tree. Calvin smiled as the tiny white lights lit up the room and the fire crackled in the fireplace. This time of the year was always so special to you both, made even more special by the fact that Ellen had arrived just in time for it.
"Well there you are Cal," Patricia happily remarked. "Didn't think you'd be home this early."
"President of the college ordered closings for noon since it's the week before Christmas," Cal explained. "Glad to be home though."
"I'll say," Patricia said, seating herself on the living room sofa to fold the clean laundry in the basket. "Wouldn't wanna be driving in this weather."
Cal yawned and took the spot next to his mother while you were in the kitchen, the smell of dinner wafting into the living room. As soon as Patricia had gone back downstairs, Calvin laid right down with Ellen on top of him, protectively holding her as they both began to fall asleep. Six-Thirty had taken up his post next to the coffee table just in case Ellen should wake up and in no time at all, all three of them were in such deep sleep that they would have barely noticed the house settling.
As soon as dinner had been taken out of the oven, you poked your head into the living room to find your husband, daughter and Six-Thirty all asleep. You took the wool blanket off the back of the chair near the fireplace and threw it over Cal and Ellen before covering Six-Thirty with his own. You couldn't resist taking a little polaroid photo for the scrapbook that Patricia was working on, slipping it into your purse to keep it with you always.
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fenrislorsrai · 6 months
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Firefish - a twitter alternative
TLDR: Looks like twitter, functions better. Lets you interact across multiple platforms. Allows NSFW. Has built in anti AI scraping.
If you ever used Twitter, it's going to look similar in structure, so the learning curve is low. There's more features that that, but they're not so intrusive you HAVE to learn them right away but also aren't hard to find. It's a nice balance.
The big difference is post length- it allows up to 8000 characters, so like Mini-Tumblr.
one of the features I like that familiar's but better is if you hover cursor over name on desktop is it pops up the profile for the person and a follow button. So you can immediately hover over name and get context about the person posting when it's not someone you already follow. Is this health info being posted by a professional or by someone that thinks you should stick rocks in your vagina?
That feature also means its incredibly easy to follow people regardless of the instance. On Mastodon it was extremely annoying to follow people. If that the thing that put you off Mastodon, Firefish fixed that and made it better than Twitter.
Firefish runs off ActivityPub, so it lets you follow and interact with anyone using the plugins for that. So includes Mastodon, WordPress, PeerTube, Pixelfed, Lemmy, Misskey, and Tumblr is allegedly developing an integration to run it.
Okay, NSFW content! We're about to get slightly in the weeds here. whether NSFW content is allowed is generally by server. When you go to join Firefish, it'll ask you what server you want to use and it'll tell you about rules. If you want NSFW, pick one that allows!
That's it. If you picked one that did not, it generally won't allow you to follow things that do or boost stuff from a location that did.
NOW, A GREAT FEATURE! Spoilering stuff is super easy on Firefish. Just click the button! Say you see something you wanna boost but its *not* spoilered. You can boost AND spoil the image/text of the quoted item! MAGIC.
now, on to antennas.
The Antenna feature on there lets you track tags or users in a separate panel so you can see it in one spot. You can also add NEGATIVE tags to the antenna. So say you want to see news about your city. So you set the main tag as the City. But you don't want sports news. So you can put in negative tags of sports, specific sport names, and individual teams in the city. And then you get news about the location, but no sports
For fandom purposes, you can use it to filter out things you just don't vibe with. hate that one ship? BEGONE.
PROFILES: you can stick hashtags in your profile and it'll turn up in searches easily. also it will ask you "are you a cat?" If you say yes, it gives your profile pic cat ears.
Overall when I'm posting links to Firefish posts (or posts via something from ActivityPub hosted sites that I interacted with via Firefish), so far it renders the preview link well on most platforms. I'm not sure how it works for embedding a whole message into a static page (like you could do with Twitter for news articles).
AN IMPORTANT NERDY NOTE: okay, you wanna sign up for Firefish now. Select from the servers offered some have different rules restrictions and some have Non-english default languages. Pick the one you like. If you pick Firefish.social itself that one IS the largest but also it gets day one code updates... so sometimes it gets funky or won't load properly for a few hours. If that will drive you bonkers, pick *any* other server. The server size is almost irrelevant because Firefish plays so well with other services!
also, if you don't see one today, check again in a few days! admins rotate through open enrollments to keep the growth rate managable. also, if you're *that* kind of nerd, you can host your own server. Even with only YOU on it. and it still interacts normally with the rest of the ActivityPub servers!
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kay-elle-cee · 10 days
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I love a good tag game, @jamesunderwater, so thank you!
1. Are you named after anyone? Nope. My middle name is the same as my dad's, though.
2. When was the last time you cried? I know I've cried since then, but the main thing I can think of is last month when I watched One Day and sobbed my fucking eyes out.
3. Do you have kids? Nope
4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? I think so, but not as much as I used to.
5. What sports do you play/have you played? Nearly all kinds of non-partner dance! Which if you don't consider that a sport I would like to have a conversation with you 😀
6. What’s the first thing you notice about other people? Probably if they're smiling/paying attention to the conversation or if they're looking for a way out.
7. Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings!
8. Any special talents? I don't think I have any?
9. Where were you born? Texas 🤠
10. What are your hobbies? Dancing, Writing, trying new foods, musical theater
11. Do you have any pets? Yes I do, one little Alley Cat.
12. All-time fave piece of media? The 2005 Pride and Prejudice can get me through anything.
13. Fave subject in school? English (or Drama).
14. Dream job? Been thinking about this a lot lately. I like my job currently, and I'm getting do so something I enjoy...but I think in a vaguer sense, something that feels fulfilling while not demanding to be the focus of my entire life, and allows me to have a good work-life balance is really the goal (aka if I ever get fired from my niche job maybe I just go into admin?)
15. Eye colour? Green
Tagging @almosttenaciousmoon, @jfleamont, @charmsandtealeaves @sunshinemarauder
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Every time I think of this blog, I always go back to the beginning. Not like, mincident beginning, but like, the beginning beginning.
Last year - can you believe that? It's been nearly a year - I stumbled upon some game I'd vaguely heard about in my dad's massive list of Steam codes. And I went, "Sure. I'll give it a shot," and loved every second. I went on to get the demo just because I'd 100 percent-ed the main game, and a friend even bought me Ultra Deluxe.
Not long after, I made my way deep into the tsp tag and ran into a little askblog. It couldn't have had much more than thirty followers. But I liked this blog; the admin was cunning in a way I'd grown to somewhat expect from Stanley, and despite the few posts, there was something so fun and light-hearted about the blog that drew me in even closer.
Out of the blue, then, came a post - jokingly asking for a blog posing as the Narrator to accompany the existing Stanley one. I entertained the thought for the day, but by the next, I was setting up a brand new Tumblr.
The rest? Is history.
I know that in the grand scheme of things, this one askblog is nothing but a droplet of water in the sea that is the universe. But even if Tumblr fades into obscurity, and memories of this place fade alongside it, the impact that was made will not.
I remember, when I made this blog, it all felt so big. Now I realize that I may have just been caught up in the moment, but what a moment it was. So many of you - one hundred and sixty-six (166) as of today, March 10th, 2023, and more just keep coming.
I'm sorry to those that have joined recently, as our curtains are drawing, but I hope you've enjoyed your stay, however short it be. I'm sorry that you came across this blog as its ashes have picked up in the wind, but I am so thankful for each and every one of you, whether you've vowed to never touch a mint sandwich or you have no clue as to what that could mean.
For the individuals I cannot exclude...
ABPA, holy shit, I love you. You're like a childhood best friend, accompanying this blog as it grows and shapes and lays itself down to rest. Watching Dan run through life and cause chaos with Stanley and sing karaoke with their coworkers brought me joy I could've never realized in the moment. Thank you for being there.
WIP, my beloved, my belothed, my arch-nemisis and my muse. What would my galley be without every single little post you've made? What would I be, without them? I still have that ask saved, from when you first gave yourself a name. I still feel bad for never answering, but the relic remains, hung in a frame of gold in a private gallery. Thank you for giving me strength to keep creating.
NYNA, named with no name, the little cat that's gained permanent residency in my dash and my notifs. A voice of reason and safety in a world of uncertainty. Another wing in the taspblog art gallery, small, priceless feel-good doodles up high next to the Mona Lisa of the taskblog (whatever that may be). Thank you for the little things.
432, I'm about to be very blunt, and very honest with you. I didn't like you, at first. But over time, your goofy little personality attached itself to me, like a little parasite growing harmless gumdrops in my garden. You didn't even need a blog to make yourself an essential part of the story. Thank you for being the book without a cover.
For those I couldn't make this post even more of a mouthful for, I still thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, named anons, not-named anons, and those who just liked and reblogged (don't think I forgot about you, Stanley-Central).
And of course, Ivan. Without you, this blog would have never existed in the first place. Without you, this community would have never come together. Without you, who would we be?
Thank you. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for being you.
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command-game · 1 year
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Recent seasons have been harsh on all the unfortunate souls who live below the now starless sky. In order to survive, a band of cats have come together to found a new clan and a new way of life...but will they survive under the moonless night?
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Hello! Welcome to New Moon (Empty Skies), which may be the first Warrior Cats command game on Tumblr!
...So. What does that even mean?
A command game is a type of game in which a group of players each take control of a character, then make the character take actions that impact their setting through the use of “commands”. Every command is prefaced with a "/", then an action (hunt, patrol, play, bond, forage, gather, or heal are the most useful commands, but more on that later), and last brackets or parenthesis around the name of your character. This probably sounds a bit confusing, so here’s an example: 
/hunt with … (Wishstar) 
This command would be sent to this account’s asks, and it will send Wishstar out on a hunt. When the ask is published, other cats may join Wishstar by replying with the same command. Let’s say Silverpaw decides to do that:
/hunt with Wishstar (Silverpaw)
Now, Wishstar and Silverpaw will both return with prey for the prey pile, and the clan will have some food to eat this moon. Of course, next moon, more hunting commands will need to be sent out. A moon, of course, is a month in the game, although in real life, a new moon will everytime we update (bi-tri weekly).
Each moon is like a “turn” in the game, in which all cats will be able to perform a set number of commands. Until the moon “closes” and signals its end, cats will be able to edit what commands they’ve decided to perform with /cancel. Let’s say Silverpaw changes their mind and would actually rather not hunt: 
/cancel (Silverpaw)
As long as Silverpaw cancels the command before the moon is closed, they will no longer join Wishstar’s hunting patrol. Commands will also be answered and take effect after the moon is closed:
Wishstar hunted and caught 4 prey!
Once all commands are answered, information about the next moon will be published in a new post. This information will include the season, how much prey the clan has, any events breaking up the clan’s daily routines, a “clan news” containing a list of notable events from the prior moon, and every living cat’s profile and stats (name, appearance, skills, bonds with other cats, health, etc—these will be expanded on in a more complete information post). 
That about sums up the basic premise of command games, although a lot of information has been omitted for brevity’s sake. Basically, to very quickly summarize, you get to control a cat and do clan-y things like hunt, patrol, heal, have kits, make friends with others, fight stuff, die, and generally have fun! And of course, if you have any questions, whether it’s about something we’ve covered here or not, feel free to shoot us an ask (please don’t disregard the “an ask” part)!
More information, specific information, will be written soon, and the same goes for sign ups. (!) But, for now, just give us a moment, stuff is coming soon! If you want to be tagged when sign ups come out, just leave a comment about it :)
Also, a note for ethos or whatever: command games are not new to the world, just (probably) to Tumblr! This is a planned out, tested game, with years of history, and multiple games have been run by both admins. They first became a thing on Wattpad in late 2017/early 2018, and though they kept a consistent community for several years, they’ve since declined in popularity over there. But especially during their peak, command games as a whole evolved tremendously from what they were at first. From the first game's creation (UnitedClan), to many famous (Withering Flames, Mind Games, the DriftClan Trilogy) and infamous (Sparkling Sands) incarnations, all have been unique and varied, introducing different game mechanics and ideas—murder, differing clan structures, pets, genetics, and even lore.
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twstbookclub · 1 year
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Masterpost
Welcome to the Twisted Wonderland Book Club!
A place to read, talk, and request Twisted Wonderland fanfictions at your discretion!
We would first like to show you our rules/regulations as to how this page gets ran. Please do click [ HERE ] to read the rules before proceeding!
Thank you for reading the rules! We highly appreciate it.
Next topic to move onto;
                              Will’s and Wont’s.
NOTE: Like stated in the post, we will not make exceptions. We make these rules because some people can be triggered negatively due to certain topics, and while some of the Twisted Wonderland characters have official ages, not all do. Therefore, writing NSFW on these characters is a full agreement to NOT ALLOW that kind of content.
Some of our staff could write NSFW content about other fandoms so if you are interested in the writing rather than the topic, feel free to check out our certain staff pages and social medias!
                                About our team at the TBC!
Currently our team consists of 3 admins who will be the writers and main post makers of this page. We do have lives outside of tumblr, ao3, etc. but we will do our best to check the page every day for new questions and request along with greeting new members!
Meet your admins through these links below!
Admin Kai⚔️
Admin Cat🐈
Admin Cressa🦋
With introductions of our lovely staff done and complete, let’s progress through the next important link.
                                           Masterlist.
This list is where you’ll find all the links to fanfics you would be interested in. You simply click on the link, choose the dorm, character, and browse through. We’ll add the word [Requested] before the title of the writing if not our own ideas, and add a tag like “fluff”, “angst”, or a “TW” if it could have possible sensitive topics.
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marnerwrites · 1 year
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TW: misogyny, brief mention of internalized homophobia, racism, whitewashing, and mentions of pr*datory behaviour.
I told myself that I would absolutely never make a callout post and yet here I am. I feel as if I need to do my part and protect other admins and groups within the rpc as well as clear the air since my roleplay has been mentioned in the rph/rpt tags. I am an admin over at @scatteredtaleshq. We’re a small next-gen-based Disney group that tries to foster an inclusive and creative safe space for our members. With that being said, I want to warn the roleplay community about two members we had named Red (musingsbyred) and Hanne. They applied at the same time and it was clear from the get-go that they were friends. Red applied as the Cheshire Cat with Chris Wood as the faceclaim and Hanne applied as Mr. Mittens from Pixar’s Soul with Melissa Benoist as the faceclaim. We had to approach Hanne and let her know that Mr. Mittens was canonically a man and she swapped out her character for Duchess from the Aristocats. They both then applied for Copper and Tod from The Fox and the Hound. 
The first red flag appeared when Copper and Tod’s bios were posted and Red asked for Tod to have a family with Vixey while identifying as gay and being in the closet about his sexuality. Red was insistent on having Vixey and their shared child in the group despite Tod having feelings for Copper, which felt strange to the admin team. It felt like they were trying to form some sort of plot point rooted in latent misogyny. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with having two men in love or being in the closet about one’s sexuality, but don’t use their wife of convenience as a wanted connection. It’s not fair and sends a weird misogynistic message. With that being said, it was sort of brushed off because we didn’t feel as if we had proper grounds to approach them yet unless one of our members expressed discomfort. The next thing that unfolded was Hanne applying for Kida from Atlantis with Laura Harrier as the faceclaim. Since Laura is half white and both of Kida’s parents appear in the movie and are both people of colour, we told Hanne we would be more comfortable with her using a fully black faceclaim or a non-white fcoc. 
She apologized for choosing Laura and then continued to say that she was just trying to use someone she already had resources of and that Laura matched Kida’s ‘shade’. She then tried to argue the whole Laura being used as a faceclaim further and asked if she could get some “leeway” on it. There is NO leeway on white-washing characters. It’s unacceptable, especially after we provided some beautiful dark skinned women as options for Kida. Disney might’ve been racially ambiguous in terms of Kida, but we don’t have to follow that same route. We of course told her no and despite being dejected, she found an alternative faceclaim on her own. After that, two other issues arose with Red and Hanne. 
First of all, Red applied for the child of Sulley named Jasper Sullivan. She posted an intro establishing another family when we prohibit anyone from setting up a family that isn’t currently present to maintain creative freedom for future members. We asked her to remove that part of her bio and she proceeded to argue with us over the fact that ‘Hanne was intending to apply for a child of Mike and Celia’, which is something we wouldn’t have known about and neither would any of our other current members who might’ve wanted to apply for a child of Mike and would’ve gotten discouraged. Later that day Hanne posted two open starters despite not following our ‘you must answer 3 opens before posting another open’ rule. At this point, it felt like we had to approach them with a new issue every day and it was getting mentally taxing. Especially since both Red and Hanne weren’t following simple guidelines. Red flag number two came in the form of Hanne asking to change her character, Duchess, to Alice from Alice in Wonderland. 
For context: the admin team had an inkling that the two intended to ship their characters together. They were both first cats and both Chris and Melissa (their faceclaims) are partners in real life. But with Hanne’s desire to switch her character to Alice, we felt uncomfortable, to say the least. The Cheshire Cat being shipped with Alice when he knew her as a child seemed borderline pr*datory. But despite how uncomfortable the admins felt, we couldn’t say anything until our suspicions were confirmed. Everything sort of came to a head when Red asked one of the admins to DM her in the group chat. I responded with, we’d prefer to have issues be brought up through the main (as a form of protection for our admins — especially since we all deal with anxiety, we’re stronger as a cohesive team). They continued to express their discomfort at the fact that Logan Lerman (their faceclaim for Tod) was being used twice in the roleplay. 
For the record: he was already taken as a faceclaim when they applied. We explained this fact to her. Considering the fact we have such a long taken faceclaim page, it can be easy to miss certain faces. It happens to the best of us, especially mobile roleplayers because tumblr is a bit inaccessible but we try our best to keep things organized. They were combative and defensive and insistent on the fact that Logan wasn’t on any of the pages when they joined. Regardless of this argument, our group has a rule that allows faceclaims to be used TWICE. Which was further proof to us that they hadn’t been reading the pages. 
At this point, their tone was combative and argumentative and I can admit ours became a bit on the edge as well, especially since tone is difficult to interpret over text and it felt like they were trying to deny something when we sent them screenshots proving Logan was already taken when they applied. Eventually, the admin team concluded as a whole that we were just bumping heads with Red and that we needed to ask Red to leave. They had only been roleplaying with Hanne back and forth on Tod’s account since arrival, made it seem like replying to 3 open starters was a chore, and were making us uncomfortable for several different reasons. We needed to protect our space and do what we thought was best for every party involved. We explained to them the grounds we had for asking them to leave and they immediately became extremely aggressive and retaliated by posting screenshots onto the dash to cause ooc drama. While none of our other members left, they were made uncomfortable by the whole situation. Hanne left soon after as well, which was no surprise.
After that, Red went to several rpt/rph blogs and began to slander the group. They sent themself anons on the character sideblog they had for the group that no one except our current members would’ve been aware of. They also even went to an RPH pretending that their character sideblog (scaryjasper) was an entirely different person and not themself. Which is the blog they seem to be sending themself anons on because no one outside of our current members (who all chose to stay except one - would’ve been aware of). On top of that, they began to send anons harassing our members (we did not include these in our screenshots because we want to protect our members’ privacy) and sending racist anons to the main. We have never had an issue with any past members and this was extremely jarring to us that they were sending anons to multiple people spreading falsehoods. It isn’t fair to our members for them to be dragged into this and it’s not fair to my admin team who works so tirelessly to make sure everyone feels welcome, included, and safe to voice their thoughts and feelings.
With that being said, I just want to protect other admins from potentially experiencing this. I don’t want to comment or discuss this matter further. I just want my group and rpt/rph accounts to have a moment where they’re no longer harassed by this potentially dangerous individual and their friend who they may or may not be dragging into their toxicity. Especially since we have been informed that they have a history of harassing groups.
Also: If my only crime in my 10+ years of roleplaying is kicking out racist combative misogynists who love to fuel ooc drama, so be it. All of the rules they broke led up to one big decision in which we felt as if we weren’t jiving. Especially since they had both only been in our group for a total of 4 DAYS and this many issues had arisen. No one owes anyone an explanation for kicking roleplayers who make ANYONE uncomfortable or countless red flags. It’s your creative space and you deserve to protect that. I just want this all to be over and for our members to be left out of this as we move forward. I wanted to keep this private and professional, but they chose the alternative route so we should be allowed to share our side of the story as well.
Receipts can be found in the source link.
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I would LOVE the hear about escape room shadowgast, for the WIP meme
This one spawned from discord! I posted the premise and a snip here for another ask, but I have more to share! In the tags of that post I mentioned Shadowgast met in an escape room also. The specifics are currently undefined, but here is my noodling:
They see each other before they meet: the victory photos from the leaderboards of escape rooms in various cities. Caleb is often pictured with a rotating cast of the M9, but sometimes he is very smugly alone, having solved the room himself. One time he has his cat on a leash. Essek appears with Verin and Uraya, among others, but also has a number of solo pics. Solo pics are unusual because escape rooms usually have a required minimum number of people per booking (they are businesses, after all). It's possible that shadowgast have developed enough of a reputation that they can sweet-talk the admins into a solo booking.
Haven't decided if they are super competitive and thus have thought about "that other guy who's always jockeying for best times on the board" or if it's more that when they do finally meet in person, they both have that "god you look so familiar" thing going on for the longest time before they put it together. Hm, maybe both. I think both of them would also love the puzzles for the puzzles sake, and may even be disappointed if they complete one too quickly.
How they meet: they’re both in the same city when a new puzzle comes out - Ruins of Aeor - and they both show up at the same time trying to score a spot. Both might prefer to try it solo first, or with a group of close friends, but the room is new and very popular. No solo bookings are possible. And because they're both travelling for business, neither have their friends around either. With limited time - curse those real life priorities - they both independently decide they're just going to do the room with whatever booking they can get. It's very common to add people onto partially full bookings.
The only time slot that’s not fully booked… is a bachelorette party of 7 people who have never done an escape room before.  They’re tipsy, good-natured, and just there for a good time. Chaos ensues. They are absolutely lovely but their inexperience throws wrenches in shadowgast's game. One person accidentally sits on a clue for a good 20 minutes. The sharp-eyed bride-to-be actually solves part of the puzzle almost immediately, but is more engrossed in an unrelated conversation, and doesn't bring it up until much later. Another guy eagerly gathers clues but doesn't keep track of where they came from. It's added difficulty level 100.
Shadowgast unite in their grim frustration at first, but the group is so gregarious that both of them get steamrollered (M9'd?) into helping, including, and eventually both get super invested in the successes of their fellow players. Both have the canonical capacity to be patient teachers (Essek with Caleb, Caleb with Nott/Veth) and at a certain point this overcomes their original drive to "optimally succeed". They make it out of the room with 9 (nein!) seconds to spare. The group - including shadowgast - go absolutely bananas. Shadowgast are absorbed into the bachelorette party for celebratory drinks.
Shadowgast exchange numbers and part ways with the suggestion that perhaps if they cross paths in the same city again, they'll team up a second time.
The victory photo of Caleb and Essek together at the Ruins of Aeor is like an easter egg for others who frequently do escape rooms and have seen the leaderboards, because their photos are everywhere but always, always separate.
Okay apparently I do have specifics 😂 hope you enjoy!
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rzdhc · 1 year
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I posted 1,645 times in 2022
410 posts created (25%)
1,235 posts reblogged (75%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@rzdhc
@hypnodonkeyshoepasta
@raisans-art
@luigra
@madd-craft
I tagged 1,514 of my posts in 2022
Only 8% of my posts had no tags
#xisuma - 314 posts
#reblobs - 282 posts
#not hc - 221 posts
#i should have a queue - 219 posts
#rzdhcpersonal - 153 posts
#biffa2001 - 142 posts
#zedaph - 120 posts
#evilxisuma - 116 posts
#not by rzdhc - 110 posts
#asks - 85 posts
Longest Tag: 138 characters
#i have another potential thing but conpany is a bit iffy according to the very mixed online reviews. and idk if they'd pay during training
My Top Posts in 2022:
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X played untitled goose game recently
fingers crossed this gets into tags, and I may post that thing I was working on too
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as someone who separates the content creator from the minecraft character
seeing this gives off a really eerie feeling
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like logically yes I know that's just another minecraft account, but what's the in world explanation for this? of xisuma just having another copy of himself standing and staring blankly next to him?
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Hermitblr Compilation
Attention all of hermitblr!
I'm in the process of make a compilation of every single hermitblr. This is so that discovering new blogs to follow is made a lot easier.
Please reblog and take this survey!
Compilation is included as a link when you're done taking the survey
If you submit a form and need something changed, just lmk
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no more xisuma as the boss/admin in aus
but instead x as the IT guy
like just imagine
"Have you tried turning it on and off again" (tired sigh)
"What have you been downloading on your communicator? 🤨"
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My #1 post of 2022
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Hermitcraft is a cat sanctuary and Doc is their caretaker
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About Me
Rainbow
Url used to be @rainbowpie14
Discord is rainbowsk1es but I probably won't accept requests if I can't tell who you are
Any Pronouns
Lesbian
Minor
Christian but normal about it (I post about religion sometimes but it's tagged)
American of Italian and Puerto Rican descent (White, Hispanic + Latina)
Any personal information that's not here I probably won't tell you. I do not post my face.
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Tagging
#rainbow's mind 24/7 is most original posts
#rainbow's thoughts on life is reflections on my experiences & people I've met
#rainbow rants is me complaining
#my art and #my writing are for if I get around to making anything I want to share
#reblog is what it says
I tend to use a lot of generic categorization tags for fandoms, ships, characters, art and writing, tutorials, animals, etc.
I use #unreality, #tw blood, and #tw gore where necessary and try to avoid guilt trippy "you must reblog this" posts
If you need other trigger tags just ask but I may say no if I don't think I'll remember. I won't tag caps and swearing for sure I used to but I post way too much of them and will forget
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DNI
I'm not doing a whole big list anymore. If you're a bigot, exclusionist, or send people death threats I'll block you because you suck. If you mostly post NSFW I'll block if you try to follow because I keep this blog SFW besides the occasional mild joke. If you're under 13 and admit to it, I'll block you if you try to follow because I want you to have a good childhood and not be on Tumblr. Other than that I think most Tumblr discourse is pointless but if you really want to know where I stand on something, ask.
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Sideblogs
@yourfaveislesbian: Putting your favorite characters on the lesbian flag (I tend to post in sporadic bursts)
@magnus-institute-official: Me and @stardustedlyra roleplay an AU of the Magnus Archives (inactive but maybe we'll go back to it someday)
@ask-drtk: Me and a bunch of friends' askblog for characters from a roleplay (not running yet but we'll probably get there eventually)
@sideblog-with-everyone: Trying to get as many Tumblr users on a sideblog as possible. Feel free to join! (I'm not an admin but I figured I'd help promote the effort as I am still on the account)
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Fandoms, other hobbies & interests, any random shit I feel like putting in the future, and credits for images under cut. I probably will update that section more some day.
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Fandoms & Media-Related Interests
There are varying degrees of activity here. Some of these might just be occasional analysis or gameplay posts, some I also do ship and read fic and stuff in. Sometimes I may post other stuff too if I see something cool for an old/less serious interest I don't follow much or I forgot to update this.
Keeper Of The Lost Cities
Warrior Cats
The Hunger Games
The Magnus Archives
The Magnus Protocol
Witch Hat Atelier
Azumanga Daioh
Sanrio Characters
Yotsuba&! (Still reading)
Akiba Maid War (Still watching)
The Sims (Especially Sims 4)
Animal Crossing (Especially New Leaf, Happy Home Decorator, and New Horizons)
ClanGen
Roblox (Various games)
Various webcomics, mobile games, and other digital media
A lot of music, but my favorite bands are Paramore and The Crane Wives
If you want to know more about anything on here, characters and ships I like, etc., please ask! If you want to recommend me something, go for it as well! After I finish the two things still in progress on here I probably will start Dungeon Meshi next though.
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Other Interests
Trombone (I've been playing for 6 years)
My own and my friends' OCs
Computer Science
Languages, especially etymology and names
Science, especially biology
Writing
Drawing
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Credits
Divider from @sweetparty
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pairing: logan sargeant x fem!reader [no faceclaim, reader is faceless] summary: when alex's childhood friend makes an appearance on his instagram, logan is instantly smitten, but the universe insists on keeping them only as a missed connection, and alex isn't helping matters. notes: i had a bunch of other wips in my drafts but when anon sent me this request it was all i could think about. anyways there's definitely gonna be a part 2 to this coming soon so keep an eye out! [series masterlist]
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ynusername fun week in miami!! alex gave me the quickest paddock tour known to man but fuck it we ball!!
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georgerussell63 Oh is that your excuse for running the opposite direction when you saw me?
ynusername sorry georgie my hands were tied
williamsracing We look forward to hosting you for a full weekend another time 💙��
ynusername williams admin i have a crush on you
alex_albon you weren't missing much
lilymhe agreed alex_albon hey >:(
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alex_albon miami dump ft. the team and my two favorite ladies
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ynusername pls don't call us that
alex_albon but it's true :( lilymhe cringggeeeee
username1 it's been so long since we've seen yn in one of alex's photo dumps the world is healing
logansargeant That's why you abandoned me??
alex_albon grow up ynusername alex oh my god be nice lilymhe get him again for me
username2 is yn alex's bestie or lily's??
georgerussell63 She's mine username3 HUH
username4 yn remains the cutest human being in existence 🥹💕
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ynusername hi new followers here's a picture of my cat and a picture from the airport and a picture of my best friends
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username4 hi 👋👋
georgerussell63 Busy day I see
ynusername why are you the way that you are
alex_albon 🖕
ynusername no!!!!!!!! that's rude!!!!!!!!!!
username5 gasp does this mean more yn in the paddock
williamsracing See you soon 😉
ynusername williams admin i'm going to kiss you alex_albon alright chill out username6 NEW SHIP UNLOCKED
logansargeant Nice cat
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ynusername hey this f1 thing is pretty cool!
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username7 LOGAN GOT POSTED !?
williamsracing Thanks for hanging out!
ynusername williams admin i want you landonorris booo come to mclaren
alex_albon it's okay i guess
logansargeant Glad you're not forever lost in the backrooms of the paddock
ynusername you're my hero fr alex_albon ok that's enough of that
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tagging: @sonder-paradise hey girl
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request: Can i request something for logan x fem!reader? Were the reader is best friends with alex and maybe logan sees a picture of her on alex his insta and falls in love. - from anon
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[series masterlist]
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Hello! You’ve somehow stumbled upon my blog and now want to find out more about me? Well, I’ll do my best to tell you. *This FAQ will be updated periodically*
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March 25: I have a house. I have three cats. I have a dog. Life is good.
Oct. 22, 2023: That March update was a huge LIE! (Okay - as far as tumblr & fanfiction was concerned, yeah - it was decent. lol) BUT I had a super toxic work environment, which affected so many aspects of my life. I have since gained two more diagnosis: PTSD (due to the toxic work environment and toxic former principal - who literally showed up at my house) AND I finally was diagnosed with ADHD. I also have a much much much much better job - where I can leave work at work. I don’t mind talking about the summer from hell - but I’m not going to put it all right here. lol. (Oh, and I failed at fostering a kitten, his name is Arthur! lol)
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My name is Kassandra. Kass works too! (Some people from wayyy back do call me Jan - because of a former url) 
Pronouns: she/her but I’m also comfortable with they/them
I’m in my 30′s, single AF, and have always included OCs in media since I was a child - my first being The Santa Clause. haha. I have a passion for fanfiction OCs writing and promoting them. I also enjoy trying *keyword: trying* to find positive ways for the OC Community to interact.
I’m also an admin at @ocappreciation​
Former urls: missjanuarylily, ocfairygodmother​
I almost always follow back unless the blog has nothing on it or if it’s obvious to be a bot. I just like to know I’m actually following a human.
While they’re technically classified as in “remission” I do struggle with depression and anxiety.  I also have PTSD. And new to me is ADHD. (If you have any ADHD hacks, send them my way lol)
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Like I said, I have a passion for OCs, so I rarely come across a fandom where I haven’t dreamed up an OC. OC MASTERLIST
Current Muse(s) as of October 22, 2023  Julienna Hightower (House of the Dragon) Nerissa (Merlin), Lydia Woodhull, (TURN), Odette (BBC Musketeers)
I LOVE getting asks about my OCs. Whether it’s just telling me you enjoy one of my OCs, or you have a question, about my OCs. Please feel free to ask at any point! I will get back to you as soon as I am able.
Also, please know that reviews/comments are the fuel that keeps OC creators going, so never ever feel embarrassed to leave me one. Even if it’s just “kudos” :) The only kind of review I don’t really enjoy is “Update” or “When’s the next update” 
I don’t have an update schedule, but I will almost always post on this blog if I’ve updated something. I’ll also reblog it a time or two.
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I have a taglist where I can @ you to my OCs posts (if I remember to do it. haha) If you’re on my taglist, we’re practically family. :) If you’d like to be added to my taglist at any point (or removed) just send me an ask for a private message. 
OC Fanfiction creators that follow me are more than welcome to tag @arrthurpendragon​ or @ocfairygodmother​​ their posts! I will like posts! I will queue almost all OC fanfiction posts to @ocappreciation​ and mostly queue chapter updates or stuff for OC events I host on both blogs.
The following are tags I “track” and check: #ocfairygodmother, #ocappreciation, #ocapp (These are the tags you put on the bottom of your post in the tracked tag section) Again, if you’re an OC fanfiction creator please feel free to add those # tags to your OC posts!
My queue tag is bibbidi bobbidi queue - I operate on a queue system when I am reblogging posts so that I can spread them out.
There are times when life gets in the way of me getting stuff onto ocappreciation. I do save any email notifications I get, so I can get back to them when I can. Also, another admin has been added to ocapp to help bear the load with me.
Friends Custom Tags Masterlist (always willing to add more or update, just send me an ask)
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I get many asks about what programs I use to make my graphics. Pixlr BG can be used to remove backgrounds. Pixlr Templates is what I use to make aesthetics and moodboards. Pixlr is the programs I use for manips, banners, posters, story covers, etc. I’ve dabbled with Photopea, but I’m more comfortable with Pixlr. EZ-GIF I typically use to make simple gifsets I also occasionally use online-image-editor for gif overlays. I will also use LunaPic for certain animations. I’m new to the process of gif manips. A lot of times I don’t like what I make - BUT I use photopea for that.
Is there any easier way than what I do? YES! But it’s what I’m comfortable with and most of those are pretty beginner friendly.
I DO NOT TAKE GRAPHIC REQUESTS unless, I’m having a giveaway or I tell you to send a request my way. Usually if you’re an OC creator new to my blog and are following me, I’ll sometimes ask to make you something. Otherwise, look for the giveaways.
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OC MASTERLIST
2022 OC Ficmas Masterlist
2023 OC Fic Recs
AO3 Creator Chain Post
Wattpad Creator Chain Post
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kaisooficrec · 2 years
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Hi beautiful admins can you please recommend more hurt/comfort fics 🥺🥺 Thank you and have a nice day ❤
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@piciwai hi and thank you cuties!! yesss empathy is still on repeat she's indeed aoty like - look at those nominations 🥰 btw we've got a bunch of great hurt/comfort and some insecure fics fit in this well~
hurt comfort:
Christmas Day - kyungsoo's having not so happy christmas family visit and jongin cheers him up
Revenge served sweet - they broke up and and deal with it much difficulty
Wild Rose - kyungsoo who's raised in a very religious family falls for his best friend jongin. jongin is such a soft caring bebe here and i feel for kyungsoo's inner conflict omg
Vinyl Hearts (For the Record). - time travel au! jongin is a music producer in cali but time travels to korea and a hundred years back to meet kyungsoo
Sharing is Caring - kindergarten teacher jongin (swoons!) adores his pupils very much and 5-year old sehun's dad as well :))) so cute!! amorkaisoo-nim come through!
Hello Stranger - hurt/comfort more like fluffy comfort!! wedding singer jongin befriends hotel housekeeper kyungsoo. hit's so soft and wholesome honestly, i like how it blooms into a friendship in a natural and easy pace. and we demand more singer jongin au pls
Promise You Still Love Me - non au, their relationship is threatened to be exposed so kai has to date jennie
Memories of You - is this the obsession au we deserve? absolutely!! ft. x-exo and exo members but dw still kaisoo-centric :) amorkaisoo ily
Dancing With Your Ghost - break up make up, they broke up but patch things up before kyungsoo enlists
The Last Time - graduation, break up make up, high school sweethearts with painful twist but a happy end :)
Loved and Found - kyungsoo stutters when he's anxious but jongin finds him cute. and ksoo has soo many pets :)
falling is never easy - neighbours au. kyungsoo notices his neighbours has some minor cuts and bruises and helps to tend to them and questions how jongin gets these injuries
Days In the Sun - jongin wants to have a meaningful life and not deal with the town and his family while kyungsoo lost his parents at a young age and had to grow up with people calling him a monster and now i want to cry :’(
I See You - soo loses his parents in an accident but survives; in another realm he meets a soul who accompanies him and guides him which is jongin (happy ending!)
with insecure soo and protective jongin / taking care of him
Visiting Jongdae - we've got some non au here :))) kaisoo go visit jongdae and his family .-----
Croquembouche - domestic fluff with kid!chanbaek. this fic shows kaisoo’s journey from childhood friends to husbands and parents to chanyeol, whose little friend baekhyun starts to worry a protective jongin
when a tree falls - army veteran kyungsoo suffers from ptsd and decides to get help
Hold me in your arms - married kaisoo! a tiring day at work has kyungsoo counting down the minutes until he gets to see jongin, his husband and safe haven, again
remember the beautiful us - non au! just a typical day in the life of jongin and kyungsoo, which somethings can get hard
I Think It's Love - non-au with pre-debut kaisoo. tho it’s tagged with light angst, worry not!! this will give you a warm feeling
Melting - pregnant kyungsoo is just craving some ice cream when a tired jongin says something really hurtful to him. tw: rape mention
Safe - sad, also sweet. kyungsoo is afraid of losing jongin, who reassures him that nothing bad will happen to him
Kintsugi - after an accident, kyungsoo was left with multiple physical and emotional scars
I'll Follow You Till You Love Me: A Guide By Kim Jongin - jongin befriends his new roommate, cat hybrid soo who is a bit reserved and guarded
give you all of the stars - because of low self-esteem, it’s hard for kyungsoo to understand why jongin loves him
Warm Me Better - family au. adoption, also mentioned mpreg. kyungsoo has a great family and he's happy but also insecure he can't give jongin their own children
A Storm is Brewing - barista jongin helps kyungsoo, who is afraid of thunder, get through a stormy night
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Praise Bingus (No fucking way)
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→  I do not claim to know corpse- therefore please don't think that this is what he would actually act like, or that any details about his life are actually true. this is fiction.
→ Pairing: Corpse Husband X Fem!Reader
→ Genre: Angst and fluff. (FLUFF IS COMING I SWEAR)
→ Words: 3.9k
→ In a world where everyone is born with a mark on their wrist, two souls come together over the power of bingus.
→ (this isnt crack lol)
→ Warnings: Lots of swearing, um self-depreciation? rejection (kinda) and negative thoughts overall. Sorry im new to warnings.
→ Authors Note: this is the first time im doing like angst so please tell me if I did well? Um also, I’ve already started on the part 2 so keep your eyes out for that. If you wanna be tagged for part two please comment and lemme know. Also check out my other fics if you want!
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Soulmates were a phenomenon. They'd been there for ages, drawn into the Egyptian tomb paintings, seen in the cave paintings from millions of years ago, talked about in stories passed down from generation to generation. They could be matching drawings, first words, names; all black before the soulmates met and turning gold the moment they talked to each other. There wasn't a scientist in the world who could explain the phenomenon.
You'd received your mark at birth just like everyone else, a sentence running around your wrist,
"No fucking way."
Your parents weren't that happy when you asked at the age of 4 what "fucking" meant but it wasn't that bad. You were happy that you had something unique, something other than the "Hi," or "Excuse me," that was on every other arm.
When you were 13, a little girl on the train pointed to your wrist and asked her mom what it meant. Ever since then, you'd taken to wearing bracelets over it. This had turned out to be a good idea because a few years later you started making Youtube videos. At the age of 16, you started a Youtube channel where you focused on a variety of things; makeup, fashion, games, art, skits and a whole lot more.
At the age of 20, you had a steady following of a little more than a million subscribers, and you had moved to LA to be closer to all your Youtube friends. You hadn't just grown on Youtube, you'd also started a lot of side projects. You were known for the art that you did on the side, along with the makeup palette you'd come out with a year ago. Soon you were planning to release a merch collection, one that you had been working on for a whole year now.
You hadn't met your soulmate at this point but honestly, you didn't really mind. Balancing Youtube and study (along with all your other side projects) was hard. There was no need to add the struggle of love into it... Or that's what you told yourself anyways.
There were days though, days where you wished you had someone to hug, someone to cuddle in bed with, someone to go on long walks with. You didn't let yourself wallow on it that long though. Crying about it was gonna do absolutely nothing.
It started on a rainy day. The story of you and him. You were editing your soon to be uploaded video, an e-girl outfits lookbook, which had been requested by your followers. Your personal style was all over the place and your previous soft girl and cottage care look books had done well, so you decided to continue the series.
You eyes blurred as you looked at the same point of the video, and you sighed, removing your glasses and rubbing your eyes. Your editor was sick and had let you know that they wouldn't be able to edit it by the deadline so here you were, editing it yourself. You stretched in your chair letting out a yawn. You were contemplating on whether to make coffee or not when your phone pinged.
"Nooooo" you whined when you noticed it was on the coffee table that was just a little out of your reach. Stretching your foot out, you tried to grab it between your toes and then sighed when the phone fell.
"I have zero luck, I swear" you muttered to yourself, bending to pick up the phone.
The text was from Rae, asking you to join a game of Among Us. You and Rae had been friends for a bit now, which all started when she came across your art and decided to order something from you. You had chatted and clicked immediately, immediately becoming fast friends. Ever since the lockdown started, she often asked you to join in on Among us games and your friendship had really grown over these past few months.
You sent a quick "sure!" and then went to your table, waiting for the PC to turn on. Quickly tweeting out that you were streaming, you opened up Youtube and turned on the stream, saying a quick hello and letting them know what you'd be doing.
"Rae just invited me guys, I don't really know who's there," you mumbled, replying to a comment asking you who you were playing with.
You squinted your eyes, joining the voice chat and then opening your phone camera to quickly check that you didn't look horrible. Sure you didn't really care about how you looked but it was always good to check that you didn't have anything stuck between your teeth before you turned on the camera.
There was already a conversation going on, between who you thought was Corpse and Sykkuno, judging by their voices.
"Yeah I could totally do that. Get a cat and name it Bingus. I wonder if th-"
You gasped when you heard what they were talking about and unmuted yourself immediately yelling "PRAISE LORD BINGUS" and effectively shocking everyone in the chat.
A moment of silence and then Rae yelled: "OH MY FUCKING GOD Y/N, YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME."
You giggled as everyone groaned and whined, saying hi as they realised who it was. You had played with Sykkuno and the others a few times before but you'd never met Corpse before. You'd heard his voice though, as he was trending on twitter constantly over the past few weeks. Once they all quietened down, you realised Corpse hadn't said anything. Since you knew everyone else in the lobby, you introduced yourself, wondering if you'd scared him a bit too hard.
"Hey Corpse, I'm Y/N from Y/C/N, its so nice to finally meet you," you said gritting your teeth at you awkward introduction. For a second there was no response and then three words were said that made your jaw drop to the floor.
"No fucking way"
He had whispered it, obviously still in shock, and your eyes widened in surprise as a tingle spread all over your body. So this was what everyone meant by "you'll just know," when you asked them about how you would recognize your soulmate.
"Holy shit" you thought frozen in your seat.
Never had you been more glad that you hadn't turned the camera on yet.
"Uhhhh-" you started, but stopped now knowing what to say.
What the fuck were you supposed to do now.
"Wha- Whats wrong?" Rae asked after a moment passed.
Corpse cleared his throat and started "Its um, shes my -" and you cut him off, heart beating in your chest.
"Nothing. Its nothing." you said talking over him. "Who else are we waiting for Rae?" you asked joining the lobby quickly and choosing red as your colour.
"Uh one more person," she said slowly, still a bit confused.
"Oh awesome!" you said fake enthusiasm prevalent in your voice. "So Sykkuno," you started, wanting to keep the conversation going. "How's Bimbus doing?"
Sykkuno launched into a story of Bimbus and you blew out a sigh of relief, mind still numb over the revelation.
Corpse was your soulmate.
The guy who had literally went viral the past few weeks was your soulmate.
You'd finally found him.
You heard Rae cut Sykkuno off, telling everyone she was starting the game and muttered a "Thank god" when the words "CREWMATE" appeared on your screen. You would not have been able to play imposter at the moment, your mind pretty much stuck on the fact that Corpse was your fucking soulmate.
Heading down to admin, you realised you hadn't said anything yet to the stream so you quickly turned on your cam, saying a quick sorry to the viewers.
"Sorry guys, I forgot to put the camera on," you smiled focusing on card swipe.
"I hope everyone's been okay, I know this was quite sudden, but Rae invited me and I was like why not you know," you said rambling as you moved to comms and did the task there.
Lights were called and you moved to electrical, arriving there just as Leslie fixed them. You moved into the back of electrical doing the three tasks you had there when Sykkuno suddenly came in and went straight to standing on top of the vent.
You giggled already knowing his trick.
"Okay guys," you mumbled watching Sykkuno wiggle on the vent. "do we trust Sykkuno or not?"
"You know what," you said making a split second decision. "Its the first game, we might as well."
Joining him on the vent, you stilled for a second and then breathed a sigh of relief when he didn't automatically kill you.
"See, what did I tell you guys huh?" you question smiling straight at the camera. "I knew Sykkuno could be trusted."
You decided to follow Sykkuno going into reactor with him and starting 'Simon says' and just as you were on the last part, a body was found making you let a whine out.
"Guysss," you whined to the camera as Rae started talking about how she had found Daves body in admin.
"Um, I havent been in admin since the start of the game," you said, "also I can clear Sykkuno, for the last part of the round, he's been with me since lights went out."
Sykkuno confirmed it, "Yup that's right, also I can hard clear Y/N cuz guess what? She stood on the vent with me and none of us died."
Everyone chuckled as he said "Thats good enough for me."
"Uh, I was in navigation mostly." said Lily.
"Poki, can I just ask what you were doing?" said Sean, an undercurrent of mirth present.
"Me?" asked Poki speaking for the first time. "What was I doing?"
"You weren't doing any tasks, you were literally just walking from one side of medbay to the other when I peeked in."
Poki started laughing, trying to get her words out at the same time.
"Okay so-" a giggle. "okay okay- I was just, I was trying to um do the beep test," she said finally breaking down and making everyone else laugh as well.
"What the fuck?" you said, laughing at the image in your mind.
"My chat told me to do it last game so I decided to do it now, I was literally just playing around," she said finally, adding "I swear I'm not imposter" at the end.
"Hmmm," you hummed, bringing a hand up to stroke your chin. "Are you sure it was last game Poki... hm...."
Giggling at Poki indignant "YES it was last game", you quickly skipped voting like everyone else as the timer went into the last ten seconds.
Humming a tune under your breath, you went back to reactor, taking a minute to carefully do Simon says and then moved to the other task counting out one two three as you pressed on the numbers. Humming, you moved out of reactor, only to come face to face with Corpse. You paused for a second, and then moved ahead, refusing to show anything on camera. For some reason he followed you as you went to storage, looking at you while you did the trash.
"Why is he just staring?" you mumbled, biting your lip. God, you really didn't wanna think of him right now. You started walking to shields, him still walking with you when lights were called and not a second later a body was reported.
Suddenly there was screaming your ears as Toast and Rae both started accusing each other.
"Wait- Wait WAIT" yelled Poki trying to get them to stop. "What happened?"
"I'll explain" declared Rae, not letting toast get a word in. "We were in navigation okay, me, Toast and Leslie. Lights went out, and suddenly a report buttons there. It's either Toast or someone came in just as lights went out and killed but that doesn't seem likely because I didn't see anyone anywhere near us at all. Anyways I'm fucking telling the truth guys, its Toast, he's the one who did it."
"Toast, do you have anything to say for yourself?" asked Corpse, his voice making your insides shiver.
"Holy shit, this is my soulmate", you thought for the fiftieth time.
"Uh yeah," replied toast. "I didn't do it."
Everyone laughed as he continued.
"Like seriously, I wouldn't do anything like this because it'd be a stupid move from my own part, and I think Raes smart enough to not do this as well. I think someone else came in just as lights went down and killed immediately, which to be honest, was pretty smart of them."
"Okay so I can clear Corpse," you cut in noticing the timer was close. "he was with me in weapons when it happened, he wouldn't have had time to go all the way up, or even vent there because we were literally walking in."
"Yup that's right," confirmed corpse.
"I'm in cafeteria" said Poki.
"Yeah, I saw her on my way to weapons," said Sykkuno, "and I'm in weapons right now,"
"I'm in lower engine" said Sean, and Lily said she was in reactor.
"I think it's Toast," you mumbled and then rose your voice to talk over everyone. "Look okay fine, maybe he said it was a stupid move and he wouldn't do it but maybe he did it for that exact reason. He thought he could get away with it because no one would expect him to do something like that."
As the timer started going down by 10, you voted for Toast and it turned out 3 had skipped the vote while five had voted for him.
damn.
"Guys you actually voted for him?" you said in a high voice, re-enacting one of Sykkunos most said lines.
You heard a "oh for gods sake" from Rae before everyone went silent and you giggled as you moved back down to weapons to do your tasks.
You finished all your tasks and decided to go to security to check where everyone is. Humming as you moved through the electrical hallway, you narrowed your eyes as Corpse came out of electrical and went towards storage. Quickly ducking in you didn't see a body so you headed back out, going into cams and gasping as you saw the body. Reporting immediately you were shocked to see the four kills that had happened. Now only you, Corpse, Sean and Rae were left.
"Oh my god," you mumbled confused. Either there were still two imposters, and Toast wasn't the imposter or the imposter literally killed and did nothing else. Now either that could mean that its definitely Rae if Toast wasn't the imposter, or that it was Corpse as the only imposter left. That was a bit weird though becuase he could have totally killed you at the start of the game. You didn't suspect Sean at all.
"What the fuck?" mumbled Corpse, and Rae made her animal noises expressing her shock.
"Okay," you said taking charge and relaying the kill and your theory to everyone. "So either it was Toast and there's only one other imposter, who is Corpse. Or Toast wasn't an imposter and there's two of them left. I-" you took a deep breath in at the end, very confused. " I don't know anymore,"
"I think its Corpse as well,"
Corpse who hadn't said anything up till this moment suddenly started stammering out "hey-hey uh let-lets not gang up on me okay. It's not-"
"No, wait, its because Y/N said you came out of electrical right, and I saw you in upper engine literally a bit ago and you went down. I went towards cafeteria so I don't know exactly where you went but its totally possible that you killed."
You voted form him after that, convinced it was Corpse, and the other followed quickly.
"Guys what the fuck, at least give me a chance to explain my self" he whined when his body was thrown off the ship seconds later. You cheered when the "VICTORY" sign was displayed across the screen, bringing up your chat and laughing at Toast as he pretended to be angry at me.
"That was a great round, good work Y/N"
"Thankyou" you mumbled staring at your chat. You were confused when you saw the absolute influx of messages on there, and you were barely able to read them because they were going so fast. You scrolled up, and read through the few of the messages;
"You've made corpse sad."
"Corpse has literally been so quite since you came in, can you leave."
"Omg stop with the hate messages, its not her fault if corpse isn't talking to you"
"are you his ex or something? What was that reaction at the start?"
"what did you do? Corpse literally hasn't said a word since you came in."
"Um..."
Corpse POV
Corpses heart stopped for a minute, his breath catching. The words on his wrist glowed gold, and he stared at the little red character standing there.
This person was the reason that he had "PRAISE BINGUS" stretched across his wrist.
They were the only reason that he had searched "Bingus" on google for all of his life. The only reason Corpse knew about the meme before anyone else was because he was constantly monitoring the word online. Ever since March, he had been waiting with bated breath, anxious that he could meet his soulmate at any moment. and here you were.
For some reason, he had never expected that he would meet you in among us, or while he was on stream. He always thought it'd be someone outside. It was a bit stupid in hindsight as all he did nowadays was play among us.
He heard you introduce yourself to him but the only thing that came out of his mouth was “No fucking way”.
Immediately after he wanted to slap himself.
“Idiot” he thought to himself. “At least try to make a good impression.”
When Rae asked what was wrong, heat sprung to his cheeks as he started revealing that they were soulmates, but Y/N cut him off, saying that it was nothing.
Corpse’s heart sank a little then.
'Maybe she’s just a private person,' he reasoned with himself.
'I shouldn’t have tried to say it on stream either. God, I’m a fucking idiot, if I said it, literally everyone would know and not only would I have hated the attention, she probabaly would have as well.'
Convincing himself that she was right, he reassured himself that it wasn’t because of him. She wasn’t revealing it because she probably didn't want all the attention.
For some reason though, his heart sank even more when Y/N didnt talk to him, instead talking to sykkuno about his dog. Like sure he could understand not wanting to reveal they were soulmates but shouldn’t she at least wanna talk to him? At this point he wouldn’t even mind if she talked about his voice like everyone else.
He groaned when the word "Imposter" came across his screen, his and Toasts character standing together. He was not in the right mindset right now to be able to be a good imposter. Breathing in deeply he continued in the game, with the first round passing by quick. The second round, he saw Y/N and stood with her for a bit wondering if he should kill her. Her red character moved to weapons and he sighed moving the mouse over the kill button. Just as he was thinking of clicking a body was found. Corpse swore as Toast flew off the ship. Deciding he needed to speed it up he killed four people in the round, hissing when the meeting was called. The moment Y/N accused him, he knew it was over. He didn't even bother defending himself much, just hoping the game would end soon.
When they were in the lobby, he quickly told everyone that he was going to leave because his internet was acting up. Turning off the stream after saying a quick thank you to everyone, he leaned back in his seat breathing through his nose.
What the fuck was his life.
Even his soulmate didnt want him. Honestly, he should have expected this. Abandoned at 12 with no one around him, why did his expect his soulmate to even give a fuck about him. Tears pricked his eyes and he blinked trying to get rid of them. He breathed in deeply, grabbing the water on the table and taking a big gulp. He had never hated himself more than he did right now. Why couldnt he have an easier life.
“Why cant I just fucking be NORMAL” he yelled throwing the empty bottle of water at the wall.
Throwing himself into bed, he scrunched up his eyes, hoping that sleep would come today, not noticing as his phone lit up with a single message.
Your POV
You stayed for another game and then ducked out apologizing and making an excuse up.
"Sorry it was such a short stream, everyone," you said pouting at the camera. "It was fun though so hopefully I get to do it again." Waving goodbye, you turned off the camera and leaned your head back staring at the ceiling.
What the actual fuck.
Grabbing your phone, you stared at it for a bit. Everything that you had pushed to the back of your mind in the game, was suddenly in the forefront.
The only thing you knew about Corpse was that he had a really deep voice, he narrated horror movies, and he maybe did music?
'Rae mentioned that once right?' you thought to yourself.
You unlocked the phone and then locked it again, too scared to actually do anything.
Unlocked.
Locked.
Unlocked.
Locked.
"Oh get a grip," you muttered to yourself, opening the phone and sending a text to Rae.
‘Hey Rae, do you have corpses number? Do you mind sending it to me, I need to tell him something.’
A reply came in a minute,
‘umm, why. he's pretty private so idk i don't rlly wanna give his number if he doesn't want someone to have it’
You sighed, and decided you might as well tell her. You knew Rae wouldn't betray your trust.
‘He's my soulmate’
Immediately a ‘AHDJHAKJKAGDAK’ came as a reply and you giggled at the string of emojis after it.
‘Don't tell anyone,’ you sent quickly, trying to calm her down.
‘Okay okay, its XXX - XXX - XXXX, ASHAGDH IM DYING OMG. GO TALK TO HIM.’
Biting your lip you added Corpse into your contacts hesitating before putting a small black heart next to his name.
"Already simping," you mumbled under your breath, hands hovering over the keyboard as you struggled to think of what to write.
You finally decided on 'Hey, its Y/N, can I call?' thinking that something short would be the best way to go. Hand hovering over the send button, you sucked in a breath and pressed it, waiting with bated breath.
A minute passed.
And then five.
And then, without you even you realising, it'd been half an hour of you just looking at your phone.
An hour later, you were slumped on your desk, eyes closed and snoring lightly, the phone still open, the message you sent lighting up the screen.
tbc.
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