-Marinette and Hugo at home.

ah fuck i’ve tripped and fallen into the “peter and elias are definitely divorced” pit

Where did Muriel even find that book

She took the pages.

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

Truck comes first and if there is any money left over the kids may eat. - Modern Consumer Patriarchy

Bring it back, bring it back, don't take it away from me

Because you don't know what it means to me💔

me, halfway through listening through a song: hmm this might have otp potential

*restarts song but this time listening with Blorbo Intent

Local goth cryptid goes through a tough breakup 😔

Really love Ineffable Divorce from the perspective of the other shopkeepers... to them, one day, some gorgeous guy showed up naked on Mr. Fell's doorstep and a couple of days later, Mr. Fell had disappeared and so had the naked guy... so the whole neighborhood thinks Aziraphale ran off with Gabriel and that's why the bookshop is now being operated by this odd little person hired by its sad and distracted owner-- Mr. Fell's abandoned ginger goth husband with the gorgeous old car. Nothing has been this juicy on the street in decades...

YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

More GOOD OMENS

Aziraphale is handling his role as archangel just fine.

aggressively shoves this in your face