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foone · 3 months
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I hope this is what you intended for the death generator
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raisans-art · 3 months
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Can I ask about Emmets experience with evolving for the first time? How about when Ingo inevitably needed a pokeball for him?
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Only had room to answer the first one =w=
Yeah so. The first evolution didn’t go great
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omg-snakes · 27 days
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Do you know if there are ways to know if a snake from a pet shop has been properly taken care of or not? Asking since i've been visiting some and i saw one with a boa that had some kind of sinking or deformity on his tail, so i'm kinda wary now.
Hello, friend! I'm sorry to tell you that there is not.
I've worked in multiple areas of the pet industry and I've met the full gamut of types of shop owners, and while I don't consider all of them wicked people, some certainly are. Even the best of them have a bottom line to consider. This means that they won't divulge where their animals are coming from so that you can look into a breeder before making a choice, and they're likely buying animals from backyard breeders or bulk importers. This also means that it's unlikely that the animals they're selling will have established health histories.
Having worked at one of if not The biggest reptile chain in Northern California, I saw some horrors that scarred me for life. Among the lesser sins that took place there:
Folks who bred reptiles but didn't have incubators set up could bring their eggs in for incubation services, the price of which was half of the clutch, and the store owner would then sell the resulting babies as "born on-site," which was technically true! But we didn't know the parentage or health potential of any of these animals. We didn't sell incubators in the store for this specific reason.
Surrenders came in regularly from owners who didn't have the time or resources to care for their pets any longer. They went on the sales floor with a price tag the second the previous owner walked out the door. No veterinary care, no health evaluation, no observation period, nothing. If they looked okay they were priced at regular retail price and we were explicitly told to never admit that they had been surrendered. 100% profit.
Any animal that was injured or sickly, no matter where it came from or how it got injured, was tagged as a "surrender" that we would claim was dropped off by a bad former owner and we'd had them cleared by a vet so that we could rehome them. This was a lie. None of them ever got veterinary care, ever.
Enclosures were cleaned regularly but were never properly sterilized between animals. We sold veterinary-grade cleaner in the store but we were not allowed to use it because it was too expensive. We used diluted Lysol!
Again, this is a large reptile chain with multiple stores and mostly positive online reviews* and I wouldn't trust them with a pet rock, let alone anything breathing.
You're much better off getting a snake from a reputable breeder, or at least someone who can answer reasonable questions about feeding, parentage, genetics, any possible health issues, etc.
*the owner actually reported negative reviews and would have employees write good ones while I was there.
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homesickhalfling · 1 year
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Oingo Boingo: Stupid music for white kids who can't dance [x]
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peachshadows · 10 months
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SD C3
MK: dude-
Peng: you absolute fool. How dare you speak so inelegantly in front of the Empress who has such delicate ears they may bleed with your ugly words
Mac: insult me ONE more time you mother-
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Servants: ohh, he’s adorable
MK: *pulls out staff*
Servants: oh shit. He’s packing heat!
SWK: how the hell
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MK: I’m in a living nightmare-
MK: *sees potential family members*
MK: *starts vibrating*
MK: I’m going to call you Uncle
Azure: wha- I can use this. Go ahead. *smirking at macaque*
Mac: *glaring back* try it bitch. I dare you. *shifts closer to the ‘baby’*
SWK: *radiating anger*
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MK: oh my gosh I remember thi- *watches shadowplay play out* yeah no. Nope. This ain’t it fam. Need to get home. Now.
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Servant: have a drink
MK: *flashback to when Mei got him drunk and sent him videos of breaking into canon Mac’s dojo and sobbing about he forgives him just don’t leave him again* Eh- *more flashbacks to clinging to Mei and promising her a kidney, and his firstborn child if she remains his BFF even though she and Red Son had a whole training montage and how he knows Red is prettier with his huge biceps and no he’s not in love with Red. Shut up Mei* best if I don’t
Servant: PROOF
MK: now how the hell did you draw that conclusion?!
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Mac: I just want a kid. This kid could be our kid.
SWK: I do NOT want a kid
Mac: fine. He’s MY kid. But no take backs when you realize how awesome MY kid is.
MK: I feel a sudden sense of dread
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MK: I just wanna go home
Mac: you are home
SWK: de heck he is! >:(
YEAHHH I LOVE THESE!!
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sleepingbeauty21 · 2 months
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Hunter: You know, when Crosshair comes over, Ventress can get a little… Phee: Psycho? Rafa: Scary? Tech: Drunk? Hunter: All three.
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jtl-fics · 25 days
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Neil in surely:
https://youtube.com/shorts/nJlMJ0S3qDs?si=EDnoVdThMYjyAMdh
WHEEZE
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everybody’s falling in love and i’m falling behind
-laufey
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arguablysomaya · 7 months
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codgod-moved · 11 months
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charlie: i think we can agree that no matter who gets elected, we’re all doomed
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drugsforaddicts · 29 days
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more like Kuumaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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the truly unfortunate irony of the Castiel Situation(tm) is that i was like. neutral to loosely positive on the character, but spn folks having zero sense of humor about this whole thing means that if i could vote again i WOULD vote hate at this point. it's incredibly effective anti-propaganda. :T
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vexwerewolf · 1 year
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screwnames-ihatenames · 5 months
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More fics where it’s not that the characters never wanted to be hero’s or whatever but that they’re tired of it they don’t want it anymore they want the military to do it’s job they want the police to take care of the crime they want the people in power to not be the ones they’re fighting they are kids and they want to rest
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1driedpersimmon · 5 months
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"This is something the game openly tells you" okay so what's the point in retelling them? Late sorry but I just will never get it. If someone likes an obvious villain character, do you not think they are already aware? Do you think telling them will make them go "oh golly gee you're so right. I should stop liking this character that I already was aware was not the good guy"
Not everyone is flippant with their likes based on what others deem "problematic." To anyone reading: "you are not a bad person just because you like a character that is bad"
That's a separate conversation though regarding people only doing things others will approve of and fearing having their own interests that don't align with other people's morals haha.
👍👍
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