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there is a WIZARD in the perfume department
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Shout out to the fact that my boss that hates all the dykes on staff gave me an award for performance on the first day of lesbian visibility week, and one day after me and my girlfriends anniversary. My boss said i was an entirely new person this semester that she could rely on but ve been late to almost every shift and i still think shes weird about the lesbianity of me. So i guess thats the power of getting medicated for adhd 馃槑馃憤
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i think after a certain number of all nighters for school you loose the ability to feel anything but zen. I am so fucked but its ok itll pass and soon my bed and i will be reunited
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Today's Seal Is: Took a hit off the blunt & coughed their lungs out!
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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]
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i lived but my body didn't 馃槑馃憤 two hours of sleep yippee
my genetic professor can rot forever btw this take home test is gripping me by the throat and my fucking trashcan lit on fire yesterday. taking this test is not my destiny therefore i should be exempt
#my friend said it took him 9 hours to complete and like i stg i think it took me#i think it took me 7#like thats evil and he even let us drop 2 of the 12 questions
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my genetic professor can rot forever btw this take home test is gripping me by the throat and my fucking trashcan lit on fire yesterday. taking this test is not my destiny therefore i should be exempt
#fucker is on academic review like he's notoriously bad and lowkey we have pretty good profs in the bio department EXCEPT HIM#praying his tenure gets taken#praying i fucking pass
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When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible
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On the Moon, future tourists observe the shadow of an eclipse pass over Earth, illustrated by Pat Rawlings, 1989.
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I am developing a gay hookup app with roguelike and deckbuilding elements
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oh im so glad chappell roan wasn't on my radar when i was in highschool i wouldn't have been able to be normal
#the way id be even more of an insane lesbian#feminominom is the only thing keeping me alive this semester
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the mountain lions are unwittingly practicing witchcraft to improve their hunting chances and leaving patches of terra preta behind
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in my evil wizard treehouse with a sign that says NO WARLOCKS ALLOWED WARLOCKS SUK
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Ceasefire Deal Update
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The IDF has withdrawn all but one brigade from Gaza
Hezbollah's Secretary General Hassan Nasrallah has said Iran's response will either end the war in Gaza or start a regional war. Iran has spent the past few days speaking to its allies and beefing up its defense so it could go either direction
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