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alexis-royce · 5 months

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Youuuuuu got it @windienine ! Updating an old post since the formatting broke on it:

Like any good OC gremlin, I have playlists for all my favs. The one I’ll put before the cut, though, is Kinesis’ theme song, written by Andrew Huang. He legit wrote it for Evil Plan. It’s both about my OC and it has a slick guitar theme that is just….EVERYTHING. It is the best character theme I have and I adore it.

Here’s a pile (though not even close to all) of character songs under the cut:

Evil Plan

Kinesis: Upside down - Barenaked Ladies, Defeat You- Smash Mouth, half the Dr. Horrible Soundtrack because of course, Evil Genius - Pat Benatar, Bank Job- BNL. A reader also once sent me “Sexy Supervillain” by Fanatical, and I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair.

Alice: Science Vs Romance, Rilo Kiley , Do It - Spice Girls.

William: Vanishing, BNL.

Lemon and Lime - Sunday Morning - Maroon 5

Sire

Anna & Susan - Odds Are - BNL

(Cannot for the life of me find the rest of those playlists. I’m sure there were a ton. Anyway I know a fuckton of weird old musicals, it’s mostly them.)

morphE - Mage: The Awakening Campaign

Campaign Theme: Dark Blue - Jack’s Mannequin

Ammi: Esperandote - Rika Muranaka & Vanesa Quiroz

Sanguine (The First One) - Mister Blue Sky in G Major

Amical: Golden and Green - The Builders and the Butchers, Hurricane - Panic!, Killer Queen - Queen

Billy Thatcher: Every fucking song from Chess, The Musical, by Tim Rice and the boys from Abba

Hendrik Rakove: Hurt So Good - John Mellencamp, Lovefool - Spencer Day’s Cover, Love Me Dead - Ludo, Grace Kelly - BYU A cappella cover, Talk about You - MIKA, It’s All Been Done - BNL, Boomerang - BNL, The Show Must Not Go On - Harvey Danger, Circus- Drew Gasparini and Lindsay Mandez.

Talaiporia- Choke - I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

Andrew Cross: Camisado- Panic!

Closing Shop - (The weird experimental meta campaign that literally ate itself)

Steam Rising - Murder By Death, Devil’s Calling - Florence and the Machine, Talkin at the Texaco - James McMurtry, Keepin’ It Real - Barenak BLOW BY KESHA BLOW BY KESHA GET MY SONG RIGHT GET IT RIGHT, Sometimes the Line Walks You - Murder By Death

Exit Signs- Slashers/mixed nWoD Campaign

Season One theme: What if I’m Wrong - Damien Rice

Season Two Theme: I Wanna Get Better - Bleachers

Cyril: Disaster - Drew Weston, A Little Irony - Tom Milsom.

Dea ‘Exit’ DeLus: When I Grow Up - Tim Minchin, Break Your Heart - BNL, If I Had a Heart - Fever Ray, Crystalline - Bjork, Still - Ben Folds, Come Into My Head - Kimbra, Dinner at Eight - Rufus Wainwright, What You Know - Two Door Cinema Club, Big Dark Love - Murder By Death, Bitter and Sick - One Two,

DRT: Bitter Rivals - Sleigh Bells, Passcode - BNL.

Swing: Boogie Feet - Kesha.

Deirdre Whitman: Welcome to the Ball - Rufus Wainwright.

NonPlatonic Forms

I’m Gonna Win- Rob Cantor Boomerang - Lucy Schwartz, Hate that you know me so well- Bleachers, Jericho - Rufus Wainwright, Guster - Center of Attention, Toe to Toe - BNL, Give It Back to You - BNL, Limits -BNL (I apologize for nothing I love Silverball), Blood - ANIMA!, and of COURSE- Dead Inside by Patricia Taxxon!

- Other characters -

Channery Keene

Artificial Heart - JoCo, Erase Me - Ben Folds Five, Desperate Measures - Marianas Trench, Haunted - Maya Kern, Cake - Melanie Martinez, Bulletproof- La Roux, Cassandra - Area 11, Stolen - Greentree, Guster - Simple Machine, Make Me Feel - Janelle Monae, Could I Leave You - (specifically Donna Murphy at the Sondheim’s 80th concert).

Chrome and Prism

Kiss with a Fist - Florence and the Machine, Langhorns - Spybeat, Dancing’s Not a Crime - Panic!, Thanks I Hate It - Simple Creatures, Sweet Talk - Saint Motel, This Is Love - Air Traffic Controller, Nothing Without You- Vienna Teng

Harold Ludicael

Consequence Free - Great Big Sea, Sea of No Cares- Great Big Sea, Don’t Threaten me with a Good Time - Panic!, Dust and Ashes from Great Comet, I Need to Know from Jekyll and Hyde; Boy Decide - Murder by Death, Spring Break 1899 - Murder By Death, My Type - Saint Motel.

#ocs #character songs #I think I also have a playlist for Gray Jacket but I can’t find it #I apologize in advance for no Academic songs yet #haven’t been listening to enough new music lately #But I used to burn CDs for my tabletop groups #I made cover art and liner notes with art for the tracklists too #And I also spliced songs together on occasion #the Keepin’ It Real track in Closing Shop started glitching in the middle #before turning into Kesha’s Blow #It was a way to both characterize the villain AND have them pull off a 4th wall break #The fact that I don’t do webcomics or twice a week tabletop sessions anymore is #like I took the weights off #if anyone wonders how I make so much stuff #it’s because is was forced in a terrible crucible #XD

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anartisticdreamer0 · 11 months

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i wish we could get all the egg admins meeting all the streamers irl someday, i feel like it would be the cutest thing to see all these people meet each other for the first time.

yes i say this because 01 and 02 meeting phil and wilbur would be so funny and cute to me. i would love that

#it would be even funnier if the eggs cosplayed too #i love them all so much man #and just watching phil break 4th wall to talk to them #v fun #qsmp

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skeletalheartattack · 10 months

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"BLJ" actually stands for Biden Long Jump <isnt sure if youre aware of mario 64 speedrunning technique backwards long jump

and if joe biden was put into half life 2 he'd do an "ABH", as in: Accelerated Biden Hop

#ask #catboygirljoker #oh of coarse i know the mario speedrun tech #i was doing that shit when i was like 6 #i cant remember how we learned it but id have to imagine either before or after learning about gamewinners dot com #we used that site for like. everything. especially when we were trying to find blue coins in mario sunshine #speaking of mario. im reminded recently of something didyouknowgaming brought up in a mario 64 video #specifically that the 1-up hidden in whomps fortress's tower behind the breakable wall #and they were like ''oh this was found recently'' (as of the posting of that video) but me and my family knew about it when i was a kid #i couldnt tell you how we knew but. i remember breaking open the wall as a kid through my foggy memory #also as for hl2. recently been doing another run on my new computer.#specifically another gravity gun only run. this time on hard mode just to make sure its possible for me to humanly do #which. i got past the part i thought wouldve been an insane roadblock for me to get past #i have a lot of fun doing the challenge. this is like my 3rd or 4th time doing it.#granted the first few times i did it. it was more me trying to figure out the least ammount of weapons to finish the game.#which my goals with the first few times was like... me just playing through relatively normally without too much speedrun tech #which mainly avoided doing prop jumping. only because i thought it wouldve been much harder than it truely is.#i am a little sad that if i do happen to stream my go-through of the run that it may not be as magical to watch with me knowing what to do #i dont know if id feel confident in streaming at any point in the future. im hugely self conscious #but anyway thank you for your biden tech!!! :)

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jhirowolf · 4 months

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Being the most confused little popsicle from the overly positive Deadpool & Wolverine trailer reactions because for me it was mostly a miss in terms of what was shown, the comedy was mainly a total miss for me, i am confused as fuck by the timeline and what is the TVA trying to accomplish, not to mention i just hate the TVA, the visuals seem cool tho, i like Deadpools new costume, i am curious about Patch, a bit confused that Wolverine, who's name is in the title, doesn't really even show up. Maybe all the multiverse bullshit left me too jaded (it's so cheap, lazy and boring way to bring fan-service and cameos, with there being only few things that got it right) and the Hype-train missed me.

#Deadpool #deapool 3 #deadpool & wolverine #my thoughts #also the Marvel jesus line was so cringy to me #maybe part of it is also all the 4th wall breaks #whitch i don't like when Deadpool does too much #it's just a lazy thing to do and usualy leads to cheap unfunny jokes #the trailer made me question if the previous two movies were also actually not that great #guess i am gonna rewatch them today #it definetly won't revive my love for the MCU #that kinda died as i got more into comics and saw what they're doing to my favorite characters #i hope the movie is actually gonna be good and i am gonna like it tho

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bugpoasting · 28 days

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watched the monkees fairy tale episode and um. yup its just as much as y'all have gassed it up that was Insane

#the honestly really earnest drag from all of them #mike's makeup was soooo fucking good he looked so fucking good with the lashes and eyeliner #i love his weird huge bobblehead so much #the intentional amateurism (idk if thats the right term) also feels soooo ahead of its time like idk. i am not a film historian so kick me #if im wrong #but it just gave youtube student film for AP Psych or somethjng like it feels very youtube-borne #and as usual the 4th wall breaks are always superb but this week absolutely killed it #the wife jokes!!!!!! what!!!!!!!!!!!!#insane on its own and insane for the yaoi implications #god. peter tork also activates the bird wife instinct in me BUT crossbred with cuteness aggression #he is literally ouppy i cant look at his earnestface too long or i need to go outside and smoke

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aria0fgold · 1 year

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A lone woman sat atop a tree trunk, swaying her legs as she looks around the area, there were players walking about, Dreamscape is fascinating game, from the fact that its such a realistic VR and the contrast between the colourful world and monochrome players to all the different items and activities the players can do. Anyone can find themselves easily immersed and entertained.

There are instances of a certain number of players possessing some colour to them but finding one is like find a needle in a haystack, it’s a rare trait and truth be told, 4R14 is jealous.

I saw a player with pink hair the other day... Ohhhooo... How I wish to have that too...

She huffed, fiddling with her braided lock of hair. Pitch black with two segments on each side of her middle fringe white. It isn’t a bad look per se, but 4R14 just prefers pink over black.

Pink is my favourite colour after all!

Although that wasn’t how things were when she first started playing the game.

That’s... that’s because I didn’t know some players can have colour!

Is what she thinks.

4R14 loudly sighed, lazily opening up her inventory to choose which items to equip. A player with not much combat abilities yet she prides herself in collecting the prettiest items.

It’s all about the aesthetics! Now if I can also change my hair colour...

She placed a hand over her mouth as she thought, remembering the passing remarks of some players days ago. The existence of an infamous nightmarket, and along with it, mods.

Maybe I can take a quick peek...

There’s a saying that curiosity killed the cat.

Luckily I’m a bunny!

But in this case, it seems it’d be a rabbit.

Hey!

4R14 proudly puffed out her chest while putting her hands on her waist, “I am the most careful person in the world! I’m sure nothing will go wrong!“

She lied as easily as she breathed all while jinxing herself in the same breath. Fortunately for 4R14, the latter phrase was proven false by another person, but that’s a story for another day. (Psst... Read Dreamscape yall... it’s the best.)

Saved by the narrative!

“Well then...“ 4R14 stood with energized determination. To the nightmarket I go!

. . .

In theory, acquiring a mod to simply change a player’s colour shouldn’t be as difficult as it should. But that’s not really the case otherwise half of the playerbase would have colours by now (stab to the back). Another point is the cost, as it seems that 4R14 lost some of her rarer items in addition to her money (stab to heart). And in hindsight, mods require some knowledge of coding, especially for a game like Dreamscape (stab to the head). Although 4R14 knows some basic understanding of it, she’s never good at executing them. (stab stab stab. TRIPLE COMBO!)

Cut me some slack! At least I was successful!

With the reward of a headache, a bit of guilt, and a handful of regret.

4R14 crouched down, clutching at her now pink hair with nails painted the same colour as she thought back to the items she lost.

One of them was an exclusive item from a previous event that I don’t even know if the devs will rerun and another was from grinding my soul away and--

The queen of terrible decisions strikes again.

She stood up, trying her hardest to look as proud and unaffected as possible. It didn’t work. “I... I think it was worth it! Yeah, definitely!“ She says with an unsure voice and possibly on the verge of tears.

No! I’m not!

“I have both pink hair AND nails! And that’s all that matters!“

Press X to doubt.

I can’t believe!!! I have to grind!!! Again!!!

Fortunately and unfortunately, not for long (if you know you know ehe)

#ariawrites #sona in dreamscape au #this thing has got to be the most #self indulgent thing ive ever wrote #and it is actually fun to just write without thinking much #also love poking fun of my sona #at this point i love bullying (lovingly) all my ocs #sona constantly breaking the 4th wall #just cuz ehe and its also kinda fun to do too #silly writing no thought just silliness #also dreamscape propaganda #writing jumpscare booo! still so embarrassed by this #it was funnier in my head

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new-york-no-shoes · 2 months

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CAN I GET SOME NOISE FOR FLORIDA!!!

#taylor swift #truly a HIGHLIGHT #I LIVE for Florence’s verse and their harmonies!!#one of my FAVORITE moments on the whole record is when Florence goes and in my mind they sink into the swamp #and then they both come in with IS THAT A BAD THING TO SAY IN A SONG #I live for the breaking of the 4th wall in art #I love it TOO much lol #(tay plz bring Florence to Miami and sing this song on night 3. I am on my knees)#the tortured poets department #ttpd

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korattata · 2 months

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meta videogame bullshit my beloved

#that's a positive bullshit.#4th wall breaking. acknowledgement of game mechanics by the characters/story. character awareness that they're IN a story.#most of that can be in other stories too but i LOVE how it's handled in video games the most #it happening in a video game where YOU have control over things and things can be dynamic is just so much more effective.#the fact that it's a game shaping the world and how it works...#you can't really get that from a movie or a book! it's too static! there's only so much exploration of the medium possible!!#this tangent is brought to you by uhhh. me doing something in this game #and going OH GOD THAT WAS THE WRONG OPTION #then just. putting my switch into emergency sleep mode and sitting it to the side and now i'm here #haha it's fine!!! :)#like legitimately it is i am just at the point in this game where it's making me get up and pace around like every 2 minutes.#which is an accomplishment! but also makes it difficult to uh. actually play the game.#*new creative post tag here*#sorry for making 95% of this post be in the tags that's the point of tumblr tho yknow.

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your-local-grinning-cat · 4 months

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"I'm sorry about my young friend Ashe. He just went right up to the first person they saw after finishing watching... that movie. Here, have some sweets I made as an apology, they're freshly baked." ^^

- Theo

(@theo-the-unicorn )

(ooc: lmao poor Theo having to come by and clean up all the rest of my Oc's messes sjdjdjdjdn-/j)

*chuckles*

I’m not even mad - I got unicorn treats out of it and a funny first meeting to boot!

*begins munching on the sweets you made me, humming happily*

Ashe is welcome here. I just found it hissterical that they just walked up and started our first conversation like that. I realized that your “man behind the curtain” probably forgot that they hadn’t talked to me before.

*snickers and smiles my signature Cheshire Cat grin*

*in the background AR can be heard cursing as the 4th wall they were trying to repair once again crumbles*

AR: CHE’NYA CAN YOU GIVE ME A BREAK FOR FIVE MINUTES?!?!

Che’nya: No~! <3

#ooc: clean up messes you say?#ar: I certainly know that feel. -_-#che’nya: yes they do! 😸#che’nya: ar IS the roleplayer so they ARE ooc at times. and I’m self aware! how’s THAT for messy!#ar/ooc: SHUT UP YOU STUPID CAT YOU’RE GOING TO BREAK THE WALL TOO MUCH 😭😭😭#che’nya: heeheehee~!#che’nya chats #ar answers #che’nya knows no 4th wall #twst rp #che’nya rp

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layyeschips · 2 years

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I DONT CARE IF ITS CANON. MATT MURDOCK SHOULDVE ENDED UP WITH ME

#she hulk #shehulk #jennifer walters #daredevil #matt murdock #charlie cox #she hulk spoilers #dont really like the last episode tbh #I have no problems with 4th wall breaking but that was just too much #their relationship was unexpected #kinda out of nowhere too #but back to the point #BLIND SEXY MAN SHOULDVE BEEN WITH ME #also whats up with the new suit #gold and red is just not it for him #he looks sexier in red

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smile-files · 1 year

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okay. call me naive. but maybe... wally isn't evil??

#melonposting #sorry i just think he's a sweet guy going through some weird 4th-wall-breaking existential stuff #he knows too much and is way too attached to the viewer but i don't necessarily think he's being malicious #idk lol

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wordgirlstan · 2 years

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Im convinced that Wordgirl usually sees like fighting the villains as a sort of game/playing. Cause in the introduction to MathKid she was so fucking mad for no reason as if she was upset that Mathkid wasnt "playing the game right" like no rex you DONT GET IT, you NEED THE SECRET identity, you have to BUILD THE SUPENSE

Sjeie becky!!!! Hes not like you!! He willingly came to earth in his own spaceship! He can leave Earth any time he wants to! Earth is not his home! He doesnt need a human name! He doesnt need a secret identity!

Either that or she thought that like him being an alien could link back to her, but i like the characterization of becky being this prissy little kid who'd much prefer you do things HER WAY

#i didnt like that mathkid stayed on earth to be a hero #like i still want like cameos cause i think its fun if he kept visiting earth and playing hero cause he liked it so much!#but I DO NOT LIKE that becky was shown in the right this time cause Rex isnt like Wordgirl!!!!!!!!#also i dont think her seeing this as playing is too much of stretch bc of how casual she can be with the villains #and the fact that she is literally the most powerful being on earth atm she would need more intense enrichment!!!!#she was literally tossing huggy off a fucking buliding and then seeing how many times she can fly around the earth before she could catch #him #and as a lexicon it would make sense that her play has to involve a form of narrative! which is why #(besides 4th wall breaking reasons)#she was got upset when Mathkid broke out the cage too early and was like NO THATS NOT HOW THIS GOES

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countlessrealities · 1 year

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@dynamoprotocol sent: 💕Clarissa and Rick back when they were dating ,,uwu,, Ship meme: in-depth edition || Selectively accepting !

How did they meet? ~ "O-One night we ran into each other a-at this random seedy pub in space. I-I guess that we bonded over having had a shitty day an-and a shitty life in general."

Who flirted with who first? ~ "I-I think it was me, that very same night, b-but shit, we were both so drunk. I-I don't fuckin' remember. I-It would track. S-She was a beautiful, witty, available woman, w-why the fuck I wouldn't have flirty with her, i-if she had let me?"

Was it love at first sight or a slowburn romance? ~ "D-Definitely a fuckin' slow burn...even if not that slow. W-We started off as drinking buddies, an-and it didn't took much to get to friends with benefits. A-As for the romance part...tha-that took a while. T-The feelings were there, b-but...neither of us though tha-that dating was a good idea...u-until we decided that we didn't care."

Did they start dating right away or were they friends before things became romantic? ~ "A-As I mentioned it was a long road to the dating stage, s-so...yeah. I guess you could say tha-that we've been friends first."

What was their first date? ~ "I-I took her out on the beach, o-on this planet tha-that's basically made of crystals. T-Thinnest emerald sand, f-fuckin' spectacular amethyst waters an-and three suns setting. I-I wanted to go all out b-because...she had made me feel alive for the first time since...i-in a very long while. W-We went for a swim, had a picnic, danced under the stars...an-and had a real wild night of sex there too."

What are their favourite things to do on date nights? ~ "W-We usually go out to drink or-or I take her to concerts and parties. I-If we're not not in the mood for a crowd, w-we take my ship and go for a drive. I-I know a lot of cool places, i-in different dimensions, and...I-I want to share them all with her. I-If we do something more 'domestic', w-we stay in for some shitty soap opera an-and booze or I go to her place an-and we work on our projects."

Do they still go on dates after being together for a while? ~ "O-Of fuckin' course! W-Why the hell would we stop j-just because we've been dating a while? Tha-That's demented. D-Dates and sex are the most fun shit in a relationship. I-If I have a say in it, w-we'll never stop having on dates."

What is their love language? ~ "W-We don't...you know, say shit out aloud. O-Or well, I don't, Clarissa is a little more...vocal. B-But I think we show it by spending time with each other. An-And being there to offer a sympathetic ear an-and share a bottle of liquor a-after one of us had a shitty day. I-I get her random presents too, sometimes. Y-You know, the 'this made me think of you' sort."

Who kissed who first? ~ "I-I did. As soon as she showed that she was interested, I-I cornered her against a wall an-and kissed the hell out of her."

Who started the relationship? ~ "Uh, t-that was her. S-She said...the words first. I-I didn't say it back, I-I wasn't ready, but...I asked her if it meant tha-that she was my girlfriend now an-and that's how we made it official."

Monogamy or Polyamory? ~ "M-Mandatory fourth wall break for this one, pffffft. W-We never openly said that we were exclusive back when we dated, b-but we still didn't sleep with anyone else. I-In a universe where there's both her an-and Rick...Damn. P-Poly would be the fuckin' best choice."

Are they/do they plan on getting married? ~ "A-Absolutely no. After...I-I will never marry again. I-I haven't even told her that I-I had a wife. I-I mentioned during a drunk talk tha-that I don't believe in marriage. B-But that's the only time the subject had come up."

Who proposed? Was it a yes or no?

Do they want kids? Who brought it up first? ~ "W-We've never talked about it. S-Shit, our relationship is a whirlwind. An-And our lives are a fuckin' mess, f-for a lot of reasons. K-Kids wouldn't fit in it. An-And I don't want any. I-I doubt that she does."

Do they already have kids, together or from previous relationships? ~ "...I-I had a daughter. C-Clarissa doesn't know, I-I haven't told this either. An-And I'm not planning to."

Do they have any routines/rituals in their relationship? ~ "K-Kind of? I-I mean, shit, we both live pretty messy lives, s-so it happens that we don't see each other for a while. An-And we don't live together an-and we both have our own shit to take care of, s-so...routine isn't really our thing. B-But I make her breakfast if she stays the night, an-and we always bring each other a bottle w-when we pop in for an unannounced visit. An-And we sext when we can see each other for a few days."

How do they take care of each other when they are sick/hurt? ~ "W-We...don't. Not really. I-I guess we're both stubborn that way an-and we'd rather deal with it on our own. B-But I got her some alien medicines an-and painkillers a few times an-and she kicked me to bed and kept me there a-after I had caught a bad case of Atlaxian flu. S-So I guess that we're willing to stick around an-and take care of each other, b-but we do only when the other allows it."

How do they like to spend time together? ~ "D-Doing all the stuff I mentioned. G-Going out, drinking, making out an-and fucking, working on shit, exploring a little. I-I take her with me when I need a hand o-on adventures. An-And sometimes she takes me along to break into...s-some facilities or shit. I never ask. I-It's fun, I get to blow up shit, an-and that's all that matters to me."

What are their favourite non-sexual forms of intimacy? ~ "I-I don't know about Clarissa, b-but mine is laying my head in her lap an-and just stay there. S-Sometimes she feeds me popcorn or shit, i-if we're watching TV, o-other times she plays with my hair. I-It feels...quiet. I-In a good way."

What are some of their favourite things about their partner? ~ "S-She's one of the most headstrong people I know. S-She's smart, witty, bold. I-I like that she doesn't mince words, an-and that she isn't scared to say what she thinks. I-I like how she can play me, an-and that she knows exactly how to make me do what she wants. S-She's just...her personality is fuckin' electrifying, an-and yeah, that's on purpose. An-And she's gorgeous. A-A hot hothead, damn. S-Sign me up."

How do they comfort the other when they are upset? ~ "W-We mostly sit with each other and drink. S-She never asks me to talk about it, an-and neither do I. I-If we feel like talking, w-we do, otherwise...we just keep each other company."

Who buys the other spontaneous gifts? ~ "I-It's mostly me. A-As I said, I get her shit I find around w-while I'm doing my thing. S-She doesn't always like them, b-because, well...s-some stuff is objectively disgusting, b-but hey, I find it cool."

What position do they sleep in? ~

Do they bathe/shower together? ~ "F-From time to time. U-Usually the morning after we slept together or-or after a messy outing."

Do they do anything else in the bath/shower other than wash? ~ "F-Fuck yeah, lots of other things. ~ An-Add we take our time, i-if neither of us has to run."

In the bedroom - Vanilla, a little spice, or kinky af? ~ "S-She can literally make electricity. W-What do you think?"

For applicable ships - who tops/bottoms? ~ "W-We switch. I-If I have some particular craving, I-I let her know, but I mostly go with whatever she's in the mood for. A-As long as she makes sure to shock me at least a bit e-every time we fuck."

For applicable ships - who is more dominant/submissive? ~ "S-Same as the top/bottom thing."

What is their favourite sex position? ~ "S-Shit that's a tough one. I-I think it's a tie between me lifting her up, p-pressing her against a wall and fucking her like that, an-and she is fucking me while keeping me pinned down."

Do either of them enjoy bringing sex toys into the bedroom? ~ "H-Hell yeah! Y-You should see the stuff I find around, s-some people out there are goddamn crazy. A-At times in a really good way. W-We don't try everything I-I bring back, but Clarissa is pretty adventurous, s-so...let's say that we have a lot of unconventional fun.~"

Favourite place to have sex? ~ "F-For me? The back of my ship. I-It's messy and there's not much room, b-but it's intimate. An-And I just love how hearing the echoes o-of the sounds she makes."

Most adventurous place they’ve had sex? ~ "N-No gravity chamber. I-It's trickier than it looks, trust me."

How often do they fight? What about? ~ "W-We do, but not too much. U-Usually is about random shit, l-like if I touch something of hers I shouldn't touch or-or if she presses some subjects too much. B-But it's never big fights. M-Maybe we give each other the silent treatment for a day, an-and that's it. T-There was this one time we fought over our hair, pfffft. I-I don't even remember what I said, b-but she got offended an-and she mocked me for my bald spot."

Have they ever broken up? ~ "A-Again, fourth wall break...Y-Yeah, we did. An-And we didn't see each other for eight years after that."

Messy breakup, amicable split, remain friends, ride or die or til death do us part? ~ "C-Calling it 'messy' is a fuckin' understatement. I-It was ugly, almost violent. T-The worst break up I've ever had. W-We hurt each other so badly tha-that we still feel it, e-even after all those years."

#[ ic :: c137 Rick ]#[ ic :: fourth wall break ]#[ You and I are a spark so hot so bright but we burn too fast :: Rick & Clarissa ; pre breakup arc ]#dynamoprotocol #suggestive tw #[[ breaking 4th wall is a Rick thing -eyeroll- ]]#[[ but he also wanted to be more accurate so I let him ]]#[[ read more here too because this memes are long af xD ]]#[[ Rick was really dedicated to their relationship ]]#[[ or well as much as he could in the kind of mental state he was back then ]]#[[ but he also had his hang-ups not with Rissa but with himself ]]

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