Transcript:

Murph: Uh, and you may now use your pixies! Emily: Finally! Alright, my pixies, uh, first one's gonna go ahead towards, uh, towards the Wraith, and do their once a day Polymorph. Murph, realizing: Oh… Emily: So do a, uh-- Murph: Wait, how many pixies do you have. Emily: Eight. [Murph laughs.] Caldwell: Goodness gracious. Murph: This… is some bullshit. And I love you for it. Emily: (laughs) I am assuming that if he gets messed up, then the rest of these guys'll get messed up. So. First one gonna Polymorph on the Wraith. It has to do-- it's only 12, Wisdom save. Murph: Okay. Uh, first Wisdom save is a 19, passes. Emily: Okay, second one's goin' after 'im. [Jake laughs] Murph: Uh, 15. Emily: Okay that passes. Third one's goin' after 'im. Murph: (inhales) 7. Emily: Fail! Murph: Gonna burn a legendary resistance. Emily: Yeah you will! [Caldwell and Jake laugh.] Murph: This is… Jake: God, I love this game. Murph: This is sneaky and bad. Jake: This is why we listen. Emily: Fourth one's going after him. Murph: Okay. Oh my god, that's another 7. Emily: Is he gonna burn another legendary resistance? Murph: He's gonna burn another legendary resistance. Emily: Okay, fifth one's goin' after him. Murph: That's a-- 13? Emily: 13 passes, but it's actually a 5, so he fails. [Murph and Jake gasp.] Emily: Does he have any more legendary resistances? Murph: One more. Emily: Okay! So he's got-- we've got two more pixies. [Murph laughs.] Jake: Oh my god. [Emily laughs.] Caldwell: Best game in Vegas, let's do it. I like these odds. Murph: I am… flabbergasted. Jesus. Okay! He'll roll again. Emily: So, do another roll. Murph: Okay. I'll roll in front of you, right here. [Caldwell gasps. Emily laughs.] Murph: … that is a 9. Emily: That's a fail! Murph: What do you turn him into? Emily: Imma turn him into a dolphin, of course! [Caldwell cackles.] Murph, as the players laugh in the background: You guys see, as you guys are all riding full speed, on motorcycles. This horseman, just-- the horse, and the man, together turn into a dolphin, and then just begin flopping on the ground and falling behind everybody else. Emily: And there's one pixie left. Because that was the-- there's one pixie left, and that pixie's gonna cast its once a day fly on, uh, Pendergreens' motorcycle. [Caldwell laughs.] So we fly into the sky. Murph: Holy shit. Emily: So that I can attack him from the air. Murph: So you guys just take off-- Pendergreens (Murph): Aw, fuck yeah, this fuckin' rules, man!

𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎 (P. Zweig)

Apart of my fic "Born Stunna"

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: Patrick Zweig x fem! Reader

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: 18+ MDNI, Smut, language, cheating, brat! Reader, manipulative! Reader (wolf in sheeps clothing)

𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘: when tashi and art start going to hard y/n with tennis, she decides to take a break from them. Confiding in none other than patrick. 🎀apart of my fic "Born Stunna". Enjoy!!

Idea from @doll-0f-flesh

𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒍𝒊𝒆, 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒍. 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒂 𝒄𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒉 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒍

Karma takes form in Y/N L/N. It had been a rough week for her. Art and tashi getting on her ass and her nerves. Sure she had been slacking with tennis, but could you blame her?

So much stress and hard work was bound to get to her. So, she looked for a stress reliever. That stress reliever taking form in patrick zweig. She saw the way he looked at her. His eyes following her wherever she went.

𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝑰 𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒆𝒔, 𝑰 𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒂𝒔𝒔 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒆𝒔

So, why not play it to her advantage? She told art and tashi she was going for a late night drive to clear her head. What she didnt tell them was that the passanger was none other than patrick.

"You sure about this?" He asks nervously, not wanting to get in the middle of her, art, and tashi.

"Yes pat, dont act like you dont want this as much as i do" she smirks, carressing his thigh softly.

𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒆𝒇𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒚 𝒎𝒚𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇, 𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒇𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝑻𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐.

"God- fuck" she gasped out as patrick bounced her on his cock in the driver seat of her car. Rain pouring down. Background noise to the sound of skin slapping skin.

"Shit" patrick moaned, bruising grip on her hips. Sure to leave marks she'd have to find a way to explain to tashi and art. "Fuck you feel like heaven" patrick groaned, eyes screwing shut and jaw falling slack. "Y'see that princess" he chuckled, looking down to see the bulge off his dick in her stomach "im in your guts." He giggled, pressing on the bulge.

Making her let out a mewl. His cock reaching places she didnt even know existed. The sting of the stretch bringing pleasure and pain. Leaning down to put her head in the crook of his neck, she started leaving open mouth kisses on it.

Making him moan, cock twitching as she lets out a particular moan. He knows that moan, thats how he knows shes close. This isnt the first time theyve done this.

"You close princess?" He speaks, grabbing the back of her neck making her look at him. "Huh?"

She nods, going to put her face back in the crook of his neck. "Nuh uh princess" he tuts, making her look at him again "want you to look at me when y'cum. Can you do that?" Nodding, she lets out a silent scream, cumming. "Atta girl" he smiles moving to kiss her neck. "Mm no marks" she whispers, earning an eyeroll from him.

The feeling of her cunt spasming around him getting him close also. "Fuck, m'gonna cum" he pants. "Where do you want it baby?" He asks. "Want y'to cum in me"she replied, gasping at the overstimulation. Just those words pushed him to the edge. Groaning as he came in her.

After getting redressed, they get to talking. Giggling like idiots, her phone buzzes. Rolling her eyes opening to see a texts from tashi and 3 missed calls from art.

"Oh shit" she spit out

"What? Whats up?" Patrick furrows his eyesbrows from the sudden change of atmosphere.

Looking over to see a message that reads

'Y/N'

'Where are you?'

'Y/nnn'

'Answer your phone'

'Are you with patrick?'

oh fuck.

to me, the real tragedy of river ward is that he never once tries to fix you. all of the other LIs see v as a person who's death is coming, and they try their very best to stop that. panam is willing to put her entire clan at risk just for the chance that v could get the relic separated in mikoshi. judy will always ask v about the relic and what can be done, she's willing to sacrifice just about anything when she knows she's just a bd editor and in reality there's really nothing she can do. kerry doesn't formally talk about it (just like kerry doesn't formally talk about ANYTHING), but the way he talks to v like their just going to be this consistent presence in his life and that now that he's in a better place he can spend more time with v-- which is really his way of saying that the two of them together can just ignore all of their problems when they're together.

but not river. he never once offers to help about the biochip apart from offering to talk about it. because what could he do? disgraced former detective turned private investigator, he has no friends left on the force, he only just got his family back and even that's fragile. river is the only one out of all of them who processes and understands that v is dying and there's nothing he can do about it.

but even with that, he doesn't run. he gives you plenty of options after you commit to him where you can back out and call it quits. but he is never the one to pull that plug because despite just about everything, he can't stop himself from loving v. and sure, at best it will only last a few months. but those few months will be beautiful because v's in his life, he loves v and cherishes v and even if v dies soon that's not going to stop him. just because the romance is short and isn't meant to last forever, it doesn't mean that it isn't there. and when v's time comes, river understand that at the very least he could be a bright spot in their life when everything else was falling to shit.

OOH YEAH BABY! PARTY TIME BABY! MUSIC! DRINKS! SOCIAL PRESSURE & A PSYCHEDELIC BREAK DOWN! WELCOME TO VAMPIRE SOCIETY MOTHERFUCKER! ARE YOU SCARED? DO YOU UNDERSTAND YET? ITS OKAY IF NOT. FIRE DISSOLVED IT! ITS ALL GONE NOW. HAVE FUN!

Me talking about Miraculous Ladybug with other people

you know how much i hate that everybody just expects me to bounce back… just like that (i told this guy some of my insecurities and he told me that i didnt need to be happy all the time, that either way, i was perfect inside and out)

ough labrybth live version I love you forever

mirio and hado got given a chance to cause utter chaos against 1a and did NOT hesitate

gotta love my schools not-actually-optional optional classes :^)

Thinking about writing a Laura Lee x Reader or LottieLee based on Labyrinth by Taylor Swift, anyone have any ideas....

physically can't listen to labyrinth without having a buddie breakdown sick to my stomach

the first time adams coworkers hear him talking about the bar ghost they’re all What The Fuck Are You On About because this is news to them the bar is not haunted wtf should we call someone about that? exorcise the place? adams like noo he’s not malicious he’s just a little guyy let him stay. and the customer who was just getting toooo pushy w adam asking for his number and is now wearing his own drink is like Hello???? Not Malicious????

Hiiiii L!! Idk if you’ve talked about it before and if so ignore me ajsjsksj but thoughts on mastermind as a Touya song🎤🎤

oz...i am gonna bawl my eyes out thinking about this. i am abt to be so annoying. because i love this idea ??????

he is such.....a piner LOL like he sits back and just observes for so long, taking note of all of your tiny little details. he's so terribly lonely and pathetic and mentally ruined that he genuinely thinks he needs to trick you into loving him. needs to put every little thing into motion to ensure that you see the side of him he wants you to see. he's engrained into his own mind that he's unloveable, so why would you think any different? obviously he's gonna have to scheme to get your attention?

SPECIFICALLY THINKING ABOUT "no one wanted to play with me as a little kid / so i've been scheming like a criminal ever since / to make them love me and make it seem effortless" !!!!!!! AND "im only cryptic and machiavellian cause i care" !!!!! she actually wrote this song for touya Emo todoroki

but what he DOESN'T KNOW!!!!!! (like a fucking idiot) is that he didn't have to do anything!!! you didn't fall for him because of his facade or his antics or his games. you fell for him through the cracks in hus plan, the mistakes he was too careless to keep up with. you saw the real him the entire time!! you love him for his struggles, his overthinking, his thorough observations. he's just a fucking idiot <3

labyrinth is so steddie-coded it makes me wanna cry

goodness I love him so much

i’m so obsessed with ur fake dating hcs, i love them so much

i need a full-fledged 100k slow burn strangers to friends to lovers fic for that alhaitham one 😭😭

You wanna know what my favorite dynamic is? A beautiful Person A who doesn't care for love gets into a fake relationship with trashy Person B who isn't emotionally attracted to them but uses their good looks to commit tax evasion. Then over the course of 100k words, they fall in love. My very specific ship dynamic.

But thank you so much! I have a few "fake dating" hcs in the works so I hope you like them when I eventually post them. You see, this is the part where I got so confused over a part 2. Because originally I was going to make a continuation of the alhaitham, ayato, and kazuha fic. But I think I didn't phrase it correctly because people assumed I would make a part 2 with the same prompt, but using different characters.

I mean, I'm down to do both. I probably will do both, but I'm not sure which one people would like to read first.