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hijackalx · 6 months

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GALE NSFW ALPHABET

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

gale will insist on doing the clean-up himself. like cleaning up both u and him. it's just his gentlemanly nature 😇 i think he also will ramble about stuff completely unrelated while doing it too 😹😹 like while he's wiping off ur face or something with a warm rag he'll be saying shit like "hm. i wonder where tara is, haven't seen her in a while. probably off eating pigeons, i suppose" STOPP IM IN LOVE WITH HIM

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

i think he's pretty proud of his shoulders. they have good width to them and idk they just look nice and stronk 💪🏻 as for his partner, he is a thigh man. he lovvessss thighs. will kiss and squeeze them while u sit on his face. also, if ur AFAB, he will not ever hesitate to grab a titty 🤭

C = Cum (anything to do with cum,

basically)

not getting any specific places where he likes to cum. i think he will cum anywhere as long as it's on/in u. waitttt he probably does like to cum in ur mouth doe. and maybe to smear it on ur lips a little like some lip gloss 😊 LMAO

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

lowkey think he's a little bit of a voyeur ooohhh nasty boy. idk like i think hes into watching/hearing other ppl fuck but he is deeply ashamed of this so dont ever bring it up 😹😹

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

dawg. nobody can convince me his first wasnt mystra. sooo.... not SUPER experienced in terms of like... numbers...... but him and mystra was doing some freak shit....... i just know it.......

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

ugh this is a good question. i think he likes cowgirl. u have to hold his hands tho and make eye contact with him or just forget it gurl 🙄✋ he likes to admire ur body and watch u use him to get off

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

okkk gale can be a little silly sometimes but are we surprised ?? HES ALWAYS SILLY !! i think he switches between serious and goofy. he takes mess-ups and embarrassing moments pretty well and will never make u feel bad over them 🥺 like he'll use humor to make u feel comfortable and safe I NEED HIMMMMM FUCK

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

yeah hes pretty hairy. i dont think his hair is EXTREMELY thick tho. like he has fine, kind of curly kind of straight body hair? not a lot on his chest but he does have a happy trail, pubes, ARMPIT HAIR 🤤, and leg and forearm hair. i think it looks rlly good on his forearms too eugh.......

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he can be really romantic if he wants to (which is most of the time) but like i said he can also be unserious. but that doesnt make it less romantic i guess ???? anyway yeah he'll even plan everything out. like the type of dude to light candles and lay rose petals and shit 😹😹 probably likes to have some wine beforehand to get yall in the mood better too

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he will but i dont think he does often. if ur an option he prefers that. if not theres like a 50/50 chance he'll beat off. lowkey feel like he might debate on whether or not its too much work and if he should just go to sleep instead LMAO WAIT PAUSSEEEEEE MAGE HAND ????? yeah...... yeah gurl. if hes feeling lazy thats how its gonna go. prolly will close his eyes and pretend its ur hand

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

normally somewhere secluded like in a room together on a bed but if hes feeling spicy then somewhere with the possibility of getting caught 😏 maybe on a balcony somewhere or IN THE FUCKING SKY

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

i think hes pretty sensitive and in tune to teasing glances or accidentally-on-purpose touches. wordddsss too bro. loves dirty talk so much. especially if ur the one to talk dirty to him. ugh ok gemini vibes yall? yes or yes? anyway whisper things in his ear or say suggestive things in front of other ppl, like innuendo shit 😹

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

uhhh... umm.... uh

jk he wont do any noncon roleplay or anything like that. not sure if theres anything else tho 😭

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

wants to give and receive but has a preference for giving head like its probably his fav sex act 😭😭 yall know hes good af at it too and probably says nasty shit while hes doing it

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he'll adjust depending on what u want. but if ur riding him he likes when ur more sensual that way he can admire ur body a little better

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

doesnt seem like a quickie guy to me. like i said he likes to plan it out most days.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

😐

yes. hes a freak yall

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

if he does most of the work then he wont want to go another round but if its u then he probably will. i think it just depends on his mood too. if ur not satisfied yet tho he will use mage hand or projection gale to help 😹😹

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

i think he likes to tease a generous amount. he can dish it out but cant take it tho he gets flustered pretty fast lol

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

not extremely loud but will moan/whimper whatever. hes not afraid to make noise like not ashamed at all but i dont see him being obnoxious lol. mostly just talks tho LMAO

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

hes pretty much always thinking nasty but not always horny. he just like me fr. prolly not trying to smash often tho cuz he likes to plan ahead and make everything perfect. will fuck maybe 3 days a week unless ur really raring to go 😭

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

will prolly catch up on a book afterwards for a while before going to sleep. this is so comforting to me tho like what? imagine being all fucked-out and snuggy while ur bae reads their lil book and looks after u while u sleep.... need

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sunghun · 2 years

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domestic things with stray kids

requested: naur :p

warnings: mentions of food/eating (esp in felix and jeongin’s)

note: so. apparently i write for skz now.

찬 - chan

having a nightly routine together

omg so cute

so adorable

you guys are literally like the old married couple that’s still deeply in love with each other <3

and lowkey grosses everyone out with how whipped you both are <33

but anyways

we all know how chan is practically allergic to sleep

i am too tho tbh

but on the rare occasion that he’s actually home and plans on going to bed at a decent time

you both have a cute lil routine that you do together

like doing ur skincare routines for each other

being all giggly while applying the different creams and stuff :(

omg and if you do facemasks trying to make each other laugh while they’re on :((

and chan will always let you pick which one you want first bc he’s just nice like that :(((

making silly faces at each other in the mirror while you brush your teeth

omg and if you have longer hair you can bet ur ass he will brush it for you

and he’d be so gentle too 🥺

and then if you want he’d braid it for you as well

will absolutely hold you close as ur going to sleep and give you a forehead kiss before drifting off

“night, baby. love you.”

idk man where can i get a chan ://

rest of the members under the cut!

민호 - minho

going grocery shopping

going grocery shopping with someone is like . peak domesticity + intimacy imo

it’s just so cute <3

so wholesome <33

anyways be prepared to be made fun of for your food choices

“you’re getting that?”

“yes….?”

“okay….🙄”

definitely blames you for forgetting the grocery list

even if it was his fault

turns into a mom when he sees you trying to sneak food into the cart

“babe we already have 2 different kinds of cereal in here put that one back”

“sigh fine”

like don’t even try doing the puppy eyes on him bro

bc he’ll deadass just look at you like 🤨 and walk away lmao

would offer to lift you into the cart and push you around <3

except he acts like it’s such an inconvenience for him even tho he’s the one who offered??

lets out the BIGGEST sigh

“minho, honey, you’re the one who asked if i wanted to get in”

“well yeah why wouldn’t i?? you’d probably be complaining about how much your feet hurt with those ridiculous shoes you’re wearing sooner or later if i didn’t”

you were wearing sneakers but okay <3

we all know he’s allergic to showing he cares in obvious ways so we’ll save him his dignity for now

also!! sneaks in ur favorite snacks while you’re not looking

and doesn’t say a word about it unless u bring it up

“babe where did these come from i don’t remember getting them?”

and he’ll just shrug and be like

“i saw that we were running out so i grabbed some for you”

ur fave tsundere <3

창빈 - changbin

sharing clothes

listen

Listen

in reality

as someone who’s like . the same height as binnie

and definitely not the same size lmao

this would…..probs be a lowkey disaster

but in theory

this is the cutest thing ever

like 12/10 very pure very sweet

would recommend

like you two wear each other’s hoodies/shirts/whatever so much

you don’t even remember which ones are yours

definitely the type of bf where if he’s gonna be gone for a little while

he’ll spray his cologne on all the hoodies u like to steal

bc he knows how lonely you get :(

and how much you like his cologne :((

expects you to do the same for him lol

“babeeeee you’ve been gone so long why didn’t you leave any hoodies behind that smell like you 😢😢”

“i just saw you last night though??”

“exactly it’s been way too long”

will get very upset if you don’t share ur clothes w him

“changbin can i please have my hoodie back now?”

“don’t you mean our hoodie?”

*insert communist bugs bunny meme*

like idk what to tell you guys other than be prepared to have like half ur clothes stolen by ur bf <3

현진 - hyunjin

painting together

yes i’m an unoriginal bitch deal with it

but can u IMAGINE

ur in his room

the canvas is on an easel right in front of you

you’re sitting on jinnie’s lap

and he’s just gently guiding your hand that’s holding a paintbrush :((

or he’ll just wrap his arms around ur waist and watch you paint on your own

and rests his head on ur shoulder

and gives u kisses on your cheek and temple occasionally

i’m not crying you are

you both have your own paper/canvas/whatever

and decide to make something for each other

but the other can’t see it until you��re both done

i can guarantee no matter what you make hyunjin will tear up a lil bit

bc hello !! you made this with him in mind !!! he inspired this !!!!

and even if it’s not the most aesthetically pleasing *ahem*

he’ll still love it and think it’s the most beautiful thing ever :(

but whether u suck like me

or you’re the next monet

hyunjin will always love whatever you make <3

definitely hangs it up in his room

always has tips and pointers to give you if you ask for some

and always makes sure to be very nice and sweet when giving them :((

oh and be prepared for him to paint the most beautiful portrait of you ever bc ur boy is whipped <33

it’s just a very relaxing and peaceful time overall

지성 - jisung

going to the park together

i’m sure you all could tell from the headcanons/reactions i’ve posted before

but i am lowkey obsessed with going to a playground with someone at sunset/nighttime

when it’s just the two of you

and you can do stupid shit without people judging you lol

imagine sitting on the swing

and jisung just starts pushing you gently without you even having to ask

until at one point he grabs the chains and holds you back

and when you turn ur head to ask him what’s up

he just gives a sweet little kiss and then continues to push you :((

sobbing

or imagine going to a park at sunset

and sitting in a gazebo

and he teaches you how to play the guitar :(

and even if you make a lot of mistakes and don’t really get it

he’s still very patient and understanding :((

then when the sun sets completely

you guys will spread out a blanket

and lay down and star gaze

and while you’re pointing out different constellations and saying how pretty the stars are

all jisung can think is how you’re so much prettier in his eyes

goodbye it was nice knowing you all

필릭스 - felix

baking with/for each other

i know y’all probably saw this from a mile away

but is this not just . the cutest??

buying cookbooks for each other :(

trying out now recipes together :((

feeding each other the yummy sweets you made

you definitely get special s/o privileges too

like any time felix tries out a new recipe for something you’re always to first one to get to try it

or even if it’s something he’s made a million times before you still get the first one of whatever it is

omg and imagine getting in little food fights while you guys are baking too

and you never know who’s gonna start it

one minute you were mixing the cake batter

and the next thing you know you have a huge streak of flour on your cheek and felix is grinning all innocently at you

until smear some back right on his forehead 3

aside from that tho

baking with felix is honestly so much fun

bc even if you’re not the greatest at it he’ll be sure to help you with every step if you need it

and even if you make a mistake and ur cookies come out terrible he’ll still eat them

bc you made them

and it’s not the taste that matters but the love and thoughtfulness put into it

or at least that’s what he says

승민 - seungmin

changing the bedsheets together

okay i know this sounds a lil weird

BUT

changing the sheets together is low-key very cute imo

like even if you don’t live together

but he’s over at ur place just hanging out

and you start complaining about having to change your sheets

bc we all know changing sheets can be vv frustrating and kind of a workout

he’ll just be like “c’mon then let’s go do it and get it over with”

and suddenly changing the sheets isn’t so bad <3

as long as ur cute bf is there to help ofc <33

orrrrr

let’s say you guys just moved in together

and you finally have all your furniture and stuff in the apartment

but suddenly you realize that you forgot to buy bedsheets

so thus begins the adventure of going to the store and trying to find a set that you both like

bc something tells me that seungmin is very hmmm grandpa-like in his bedsheet preferences

think plain dark blue, or boring stripes, or maaaaaybe plaid if he’s feeling risky

and ur just like babe i love you but no <3

so finally you guys decide on a couple sets with both of you compromising a bit

a striped set (just not in that awful brown colour he first suggested), a floral set (just not the ugly sunflower one you were gravitating towards), and another just plain black and white one

congrats on both of you being adults about it i’m proud of u <3

정인 - jeongin

sharing food with each other

okay idk about everyone else

but as someone with several siblings

sharing food is like the highest form of love/trust lmao

and seeing as jeongin also has siblings

the moment he starts sharing his food with you is like a big milestone in your relationship

and you definitely get s/o privileges with it

bc rest assured if anyone else tries to take some of his food it’s game over

but you want some of his fries?

sure baby take as many as you’d like

and everyone else is just staring at you like 😲😲

because jeongin?

willingly sharing his food??

unheard of

but with you it’s like he’s a different person

omg imagine going on a date and you guys get some ice cream

and even tho you like the flavor you got

you can’t help but keep glancing at jeongin’s bc for some reason it looks really good??

and he just sighs, gets a spoonful, and holds it up for you to take a bite

because even if he acts like it’s such a chore

he secretly loves how comfortable you two are with each other

plus he knows that if you ever have food that he wants to try you’d offer him some in a heartbeat

you guys are just the cutest :((

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#k-shop net #skz imagines #skz scenarios #skz reactions #skz x reader #skz x gender neutral reader #stray kids reactions #stray kids imagines #stray kids scenarios #stray kids x reader #stray kids x gender neutral reader

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strawberrystepmom · 2 months

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beautiful miss kendy I have ✨questions✨ for you regarding the meow meow mansion/harem house

who cooks most often? who cleans the dishes afterwards?

who stays up late and who gets up early? who’s got a wack-ass sleep schedule nobody can keep track of?

do you have pets? cat or dog or other?

i too have questions about the meow meow mansion HAHAHA thank u for asking love bug 💛

1. i cook the most often because it’s actually my favorite thing to do but i have no less than three sous chefs at any given time. always gojo, he’s simply there for decoration although he’s better at chopping than he lets on. usually itto because he wants to be fed ingredients while we’re cooking (🙄) and kakashi who is always the most help.

fukuzawa and hyoga do the clean up and they can usually recruit natsuo if they need an extra set of hands for some reason. i clean as i go when cooking so there is rarely a lot of mess left over.

2. early risers: hyoga, fukuzawa, obi, ushijima. obi/ushi/hyoga run together in the mornings so they all head out before sunrise and fukuzawa likes it bc it’s the only time there is truly quiet in the house.

fucked up sleep schedules: grimmjow first of all. he’ll be fucking around downstairs at 2 am and i’ll have to come down and check on him to be like hey buddy u goooood and yeah he’s fine he’s just nocturnal we’ve decided so we let him do his thing. also gojo. mostly bc he can’t handle the fact he may miss something. he’s like a toddler in that sense lmao “if i nap/sleep/rest they may be doing something without me :(((“ no cretin we are all trying to sleep!

3. we have pets! we have two cats and kakashi has his ninken that everyone gets to enjoy! he so graciously shares them bc he’s the best.

#the meow meow mansion #answered

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kithtaehyung · 2 years

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RYENNNN WHAT WAS THAAAAAAT AAAAA just read you’re next the second time and why am i as shocked, or even more shocked than i was when i was reading it the first time????? (long post ahead i apologize for sending very long ones i had to scream bc of oc and yoongi and you ryen!!)

firstly, bestie tae? sorry oc he is Our bestie now! but literally, he's such a good friend to oc thought ☹️ he's like "you wanna meet your boyf-i mean fling? okay yeah fine sure i'll cover up for you if i have to ugh 🙄”

also when oc found out there was a bathroom in the haunted house... i was like THIS IS THE PLACE ISN’T IT! OC's A (GOOD) FREAK!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!!! 🚨🚨🚨

AND YOU KNOW the scene where yoongi was asking oc for a bite of her food, IT REMINDED ME OF THIS TWEET AAAAA I WANT TO SCREAM like i actually came across this tweet on tiktok like 2 days ago and i was like 3TAN OC AND YOONGS IS THAT U???? idk whether someone else has shared this tweet with you.. but i got so soft thinking about oc and yoongi when i saw this tweet 🥹

also the part where oc said like she never saw yoongi being this happy… like girl it’s cus of you????? don’t you see it??? he is elated because of YOU! oh heck these two are DOWN BAD for each other and yoongi asking a photo of oc’s ass…. he is unstoppable now wow he is BOLD bold gd

the tension between yoongi and oc is felt. like i’m just a 3rd person, why am i nervous? why did gasp? why did i take a pause from reading just to kick my blanket? am i the problem?

the scene in the bathroom. oh my gosh????? that was… wow. and that’s in the bathroom? what if.. what if they.. bedroom? oh i’m dizzy. i’m sorry i can’t comment more on this scene i’m still recovering from this i hope you understand

gosh ryen… you just never disappoint huh? you spoil us one after another and you just keep on giving!! gosh how are able to come up with such bangers every. single. time. you amaze me ryen, truly!!!! i hope you’re taking good care of yourself and allowing yourself to rest!! thank you so much for your time and hard work. many many forehead kisses to you! <3 (oh… this was a really long post, i’m sorry) - 🪐✨

also, are you catching bts’ concert later? i’m so freaking excited! ><

SATURN HELLO🥳 yes I’m resting a bit more! Can’t completely rest until 3tan9 is done and posted but I’m letting myself have more leeway. Also, gonna sleep right after this so I can catch the concert later. Idk if I’ll just watch it in my own little bubble or be on here, as well, but we shall see.

But thank you so much for this amazing review!! Wow there’s a lot to take in and I am so happy😭 Tae being the incredible person that he is? You are correct he is our best friend now LOL. And the bathroom hell yeah�� you guessed it!

STOPPP THIS IS GONNA MAKE ME SOB😭 it’s been sent but of course I will still cry every time :’))

There is something there!! Like reader my love you don’t even know the half of it but you should think at least something! Although I would also not think it’s me if I was in that same position lol so I get it. And I am there blanket kicking with you💀 the bathroom scene required me to pause every now and then LMAO like yoongi my g o d you need to cool it!!

Thank you so much again, love. I’m so shy rn your words mean the whole world.. I just wanted to give y’all what you asked for/fought for😂 Hopefully it’s as enjoyable all the other times! Look forward to more drabbles, too🍂

#you are so amazing #thank you babe!#🪐✨ anon #lovely people #asks:3tan #3tanfall:ab2 #long post #*ryenfictalk #mailbox💌

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loyoo391 · 2 years

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1st pic: no literally same. I did all the sleeping around shit and boy…it was not for me. Like at all. Been going to ny ny since like 2019 and dassit. Like i dont want nothing else. Periodt. I tried to sleep around snd it was not for me. Whether people want to admit it or not, during sex, an emotional bond develops. And if u wanna ignore that bond then thats fine, like if you think its just sex then thats fine. but if you only wanna fuck people that you vibe with/have a bond with, like me, then that’s fine too. i can’t be fuckin just anybody no matter how horny I am like sorry not sorry. No more. Knowing people are attracted to you is fun, and its a confidence booster…but besides that, ultimately it means nothing.

Second pic: nothing but the truth. Like i barely get mad so if i get mad then its your fault. A majority of the time. And i hate how Joyce is so dismissive of me when I get mad. Everytime I get mad, she’s like “you must have some anger that built inside of you and you are taking it out on me” LIKE NO. THATS SO DISMISSIVE. You made me angry at this am reacting to you making me angry. And you are dismissing it and negating your behavior so you don’t have to feel bad and come to terms with how you made me feel. And if thats not what you meant then okay but thats damn sure what it comes off as.

Third pic: I agree. I am very weary of who I follow and what I choose to take in. And thats no shade to anybody at all. But if I don’t feel like taking this in then I’m not following you.

Fourth pic: lawd if that aint the truth. 🙄🙄 lmao. And im not the type to be like “well if she can get a man then shit, I definitely can get one.” Bc thats so like…”nice guy syndrome” ish. And thats the last thing I wanna be like. But lawd, yall love yall some wild rachet bitches and chile I just can’t compete with that.

Fifth pic: facts!! I love being happy for others! Im not a hater.

#loyoopinion

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allisonlol · 3 years

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Hello! May we have draken, Mikey, and mistuya cuddle hcs? (If Mikey actually cuddles? Would that dude let you hug him??)

a/n: yes yes ofc!! and well...that question depends on who u ask lmao

(Mikey, Draken, Mitsuya) Cuddle HC's

Mikey

LOVES CUDDLES

is that an unpopular opinion?? idc

like he's literally a lil cuddle bug (•◡•)

as soon as you get home from work, the first thing he does is drag you into bed

you could be complaining about how u want to change first but he'll just be like "lol no" and proceed to pull the covers over the both of you

is fine with being either the little or big spoon, whichever u want him to be

secretly has a preference for being little spoon tho

wraps his arms around your waist and nestles his face in ur neck

puts his cold hands up your shirt too 🙄

^not even in a teasing way, he just subconsciously uses you as his little heater

if you play with his hair he will melt

the only downside is that he'll fall asleep after 15 minutes,,,

sleeps like a fcking rock too, and won't wake up until four hours later

Draken

another (not so little) cuddle bug

tries to play it off as indifferent, but you can tell he really loves them

the two of you don't have much free time so it can only really happen at night before bed

if you’re someone who’s always freezing (like me), you can rest assured bc draken is literally a HEATER

so warm & cozyyy

he’s always the big spoon btw

cradles u in his arms and will rub soothing circles on your back

uses this as time to ask about your day bc he loves how soft & relaxed your voice sounds

don’t try to avert your attention from him in any way pls

^one time, you’d thought that he’d fallen asleep so u pulled out your phone to check ur notifs

this mf opened his eyes instantly and snatched that shit from you so fast 😭

it’s all because cuddle sessions can be rare to come by due to busy schedules, so he really tries to make the most of it when he can

Mitsuya

aka most perfect boy <3

loves loves loves cuddles with you

he'll always softly ask for them like: "y/n, can we cuddle now??🥺"

you'd be a fool to say no‼️

likes when you both lay on your sides to face each other

hugs u so close to him and plays with your hair

will lightly trace shapes on your skin, it's really relaxing

probably plays lofi music or some shit to set the mood 🤨 (honestly same)

presses his forehead to yours and holds your face while he says how much he loves you

you better get everything done before cuddle sessions because once he has his arms wrapped around you, he's not letting go

pls one time you had to go to the bathroom and mitsuya was just like "no<3"

literally keeps a vice grip on your waist so u can’t get up 😭😭 that’s how whipped for cuddles he is

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catcze · 3 years

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sudden thought but

something abt thoma i just know he’s the type of person to climb in your window at 3am and be like omg hey my love<33 how are you?? can we fuck rn pls🥺😍🌈❤️❣️🥰

like he’d act so nonchalant and nice as if he didn’t just climb in your window?? at ungodly times of the night just because he’s horny but at least he said pls so🙄‼️

🍄anon

Kinda suggestive

I–– "Can we fuck rn pls" THATS IT IM GONE HAHAHA

He would tho!! 😭 He'd probably pull some romeo juliet shit too and throw some pebbles at your window. The if you open it, he'll try to quietly (he fails) call, "Hey babe wanna fuck?" Please slam the window closed on him 😭✋ Thoma ily but it's too early for your shit sir.

but on a real note–– I'm ngl I'm imagining Thoma climbing into your window–– he'd look so fine doing it too? And he'd have the cutest, most charming grin when his head pops up past the window sill, and it would just grow when he sees you waiting for him, arms crossed and frowning. He'll reach an arm out to you, asking you to help even though he's made it this far already there's no way in hell he can't climb in on your own. But he's so cute, like a fuckin golden retreiver waiting for a treat, so you take his hand and help haul him in (even tho he still does most of the work. He just wanted to hold your hand lmao)

He'd try to look cool and do the thing where he wipes the sweat from his brow and like runs his hand through his hair to get you to swoon, but you've seen this man do some of the stupidest shit ever you're not fooled anymore. But still, when he hugs you and greets you with a bunch of sweet kisses over your face, mumbling, "Good morning, babe. Love u <3 How are you? Did you get a good sleep?" it's sweet. Until he continues before you can respond "No mate you woke me up at three in the mornign I Did Not Have A Good Sleep." Thoma soldiers on and says, "Do you wanna fuck? Can we fuck rn pls?" And baby you might as well push him back out the window 🙄 No but fr tho he's pretty and he at least had manners, maybe you can let him off the hook this time–– 👀

#at this point me making fun of characters is my love language HAHA #🍄 anon #Catte’s Concepts / Rambles 🦩#Thoma x reader #Cw GN reader

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cheerstotheelites-if · 2 years

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Group Chat

1. Meeting

*Bonus content series for the soul; wanted to write something small for a bit since Im having a bit of writer's block with the main story

*This is sort of my destressor since this is purely for fun

*This happens before the main story line

*Group Chat has been made

*Group Chat has been renamed to 'Student Council Team'

*PapaWeylyn added F.Heartstein, ZephGoWoosh, WtfEliseo

PapaWeylyn: Welcome to the group chat everyone!! :D

ZephGoWoosh: hi guysss! 😊👋

WtfEliseo: 👋

PapaWeylyn: You guys ready for the meeting? :DD

ZephGoWoosh: yessirrrr 👌👌👌

WtfEliseo: where tf is fleur tho?

WtfEliseo: did she die again??

ZephGoWoosh: probably in the seen zone as usual 😔🥲

WtfEliseo: lmaooooo good riddance 👋😂

PapaWeylyn: Don't be mean Eliseo ò_ó

WtfEliseo: Im serious tho

WtfEliseo: I mean when was the last time fleur even messaged us back?

WtfEliseo: three years ago or smth?? And it was just a "no" then fucking ghosted our asses for weeks

ZephGoWoosh: oh oof you're right 😅😐

PapaWeylyn: We should drop by and check on her

PapaWeylyn: Just to see if she's okay

ZephGoWoosh: should we tho?

ZephGoWoosh: i mean, she really could just be busy or smth idk 🤷‍♀️

ZephGoWoosh: you guys know how Fleur is

ZephGoWoosh: all work no play 😪😪

PapaWeylyn: True but still

PapaWeylyn: Just a check up won't be so bad

WtfEliseo: how about we just try to summon her ass

WtfEliseo: booty call the shit out of her or u know spam her dm's

ZephGoWoosh: so basically you want us to have a death sentence 😐😑😐

PapaWeylyn: Thats the worst idea Ive ever read ō_ō

WtfEliseo: oh fuck you both it's not my worst idea

PapaWeylyn: It really is

PapaWeylyn: Sorry Eliseo

WtfEliseo: alright fine i'll do it myself then 🙄😒

WtfEliseo: @F.Heartstein

ZephGoWoosh: YOU ASSHOLE DONT @ SPAM HER HERE

WtfEliseo: @F.Heartstein

PapaWeylyn: ELISEO STOP IM LAGGING

WtfEliseo: @F.Heartstein

F.Heartstein: What the actual fuck do you want, Eliseo?

ZephGoWoosh: holy shit it actually worked 😧😧

WtfEliseo: FUCKING TOLD YOU WE JUST NEEDED TO SUMMON HER ASS AND YOU DIDNT FUCKING BELIEVE ME

ZephGoWoosh: IM SORRY FOR ALL THE TIMES THAT I DOUBTED YOU ELISEO I BELIEVE YOU NOW 😭😭😭😭

F.Heartstein: Can someone explain what the hell is going on before I block all of you?

PapaWeylyn: AH FLEUR DONT BLOCK US PLS

PapaWeylyn: WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A MEETING BUT WE COULDNT START WITHOUT YOU (Ｔ▽Ｔ)

F.Heartstein: I'm in an opera house. Father brought the family here. I don't think I'll be able to attend the meeting.

ZephGoWoosh: an opera house?? 😲😲

ZephGoWoosh: fr?? 😯😲😲😲

F.Heartstein: "fr"?

WtfEliseo: it means 'for real' dumbass and i thought you were smart smh 😔

*WtfEliseo was kicked off the group

ZephGoWoosh: oh lmao nice thank you Fleur 😂😂

F.Heartstein: As I was saying, I think the meeting needs to be rescheduled if you all need me to be included.

PapaWeylyn: Will you be available tomorrow then? owo

F.Heartstein: Piano practice.

PapaWeylyn: The day after?? owq

F.Heartstein: Ballet practice.

PapaWeylyn: The day after that??? pwq

F.Heartstein: Required monthly check up. I have my whole week scheduled with activities, Weylyn. It's unclear when I'll have the extra time.

ZephGoWoosh: next week tho? ☹

ZephGoWoosh: are you available by then?? ☹☹🥺

F.Heartstein: I'm not sure. I'll check with father later.

ZephGoWoosh: gurl you better tell us you have time or i'll kidnap you when you sleep 😠😠🗡🗡

F.Heartstein: Are you really going to try that on me?

ZephGoWoosh: nahhhh jkjk dont kill me love you Fleur 😇😇😇💕💕💕

PapaWeylyn: Ahhhh please do come tho if you are available!

PapaWeylyn: It won't be the same without you!! (/;w;)/

F.Heartstein: We'll see, and I need to go. The show is about to start.

ZephGoWoosh: oh shit right lmao enjoy the opera tho! 👋👋👋

PapaWeylyn: And stay safe when traveling home!! (❁´▽`❁)

F.Heartstein: Thank you both. Also don't add Eliseo back. If he tries anything, just ignore him.

…

ZephGoWoosh: sooooooooooo…?

ZephGoWoosh: end it here for now? 😗❔

PapaWeylyn: Yeah since we cant start a meeting with Fleur and Eliseo gone (o;TωT)o

ZephGoWoosh: true lol

ZephGoWoosh: see you at school then?

PapaWeylyn: Yeyeye see you at school uwu

ZephGoWoosh: night Weywey 😊👋👋

PapaWeylyn: Night Zeph (・ω・)/

*Group Chat ended

#Weylyn #Fleur #Zephyrine #Eliseo #Before #Group Chat #queued

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kittygangmin · 3 years

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BTS GROUPCHAT #1

Namjoon added Taehyung, Jungkook, Jimin, Seokjin, Hoseok, and Yoongi to the group.

Namjoon: yall fuckers better listen up before any of you say something stupid ab this gc

Jimin: yay! a new group chat!

Jungkook: what

Taehyung: wtf is this

Hoseok: its literally 3am.... hyung what

Seokjin: wait why arent you guys asleep

Jungkook: hyung why arent YOU asleep

Hoseok: lol

Seokjin: ... fair point

Yoongi: i was about to go to sleep why am i here what gc is this

Jungkook: we literally live together. we dont need a group chat

Namjoon: im too lazy to go to ur rooms so i made a gc instead

Jimin: wow why didnt we think of that earlier

Hoseok: man has an iq of 148 jimin thats whats up

Jimin: right

Taehyung: oh by the way has anyone seen my airpods? i’ve been trying to find it for DAYS

Yoongi: lol i need to read it twice to make sure if namjoon sent that or not

Jungkook: hyung why do u keep on losing your airpods? stop acting like you’re rich smh

Taehyung: but i am???

Hoseok: says the one who stole bang pd’s credit card just to buy gucci’s latest ERASER release bc yours got over the limit lmao

Taehyung: can you shut up

Hoseok: thats hyung for you

Namjoon: can yall shut up i gathered yall here for a reason. plus this is not a lost or found gc tae

Taehyung: i was just trying to find my airpods:(

Jungkook: then buy a new one stop acting like you’re broke

Yoongi: okay cut the crap yall. namjoon what are you trying to say at this hour. its literally 3am

Seokjin: fr i was about to have my beauty sleep 🙄

Namjoon: right. so who tf put a half eated bacon in my GUCCI shoe?

Jimin: ....

Hoseok: seriously

Jungkook: all this.. for that??

Namjoon: this is a serious matter. those shoes means SO much to me

Yoongi: wow joon this is so important that it needs to be discussed at this hour

Yoongi is now offline.

Taehyung: wtf?? THE gucci shoe? the one we bought together last week???

Namjoon: yeah

Hoseok: no but like why would someone eat a bacon without finishing it😭😭😭 psycho mf

Jimin: it’s obviously not me i love bacon especially if jin hyung cooks it

Seokjin: huh i guess you’re not a bitch after all jimin

Jimin: wym everyone loves me

Namjoon: if no ones telling the truth im gonna tell bang pd nim that yall broke his table last week while i wasnt around

Taehyung: i cant believe yall did that. if the truth comes out these hands WILLNT hesitate to throw all u bitches to the ground😤😤

Jimin: tae:(

Hoseok: but honestly, realistically speaking— we all know tae is the only one who hates bacon........

Seokjin: wait that makes sense..

Jungkook: oof

Taehyung: okay now hold on- i may be stupid in yalls eyes but i’d NEVER. NEVER in a trillion years, put a fucking BACON inside a GUCCI shoe. im saying this as the leader of gucci fandom😤

Namjoon: i-

Jimin: he snapped👀

Seokjin: wait but fr tho can y'all actually learn to clean up after eating? yesterday i saw 3 skewers on the shoe rack

Hoseok: yoongi could've done it since lamb skewers are his fav

JImin: yeah i think so too

Namjoon: ok then let's just talk abt this tommorow since it's 3am i dont even know why y'all weirdos are still up

Seokjin: BUT YOU STARTED THE CONVO???

Hoseok: stfu namjoon

Namjoon: i breathed

Jungkook: well stop breathing

Jimin: ur old go to sleep

Seokjin: LMAO

Namjoon: wow the things i do for this group

Namjoon is now offline.

Jimin: i think imma go to sleep 2 bye gays

Seokjin: me3 gn yall

Jimin and Seokjin are now offline.

....

Taehyung: didn’t even realize it was gucci................. dammit tae

Hoseok: caught in 4k bitch

Taehyung: WTF WHY ARE U STILL UP??

Hoseok: because i can? and there’s no running away tae i caught ur ass

Taehyung: is that so? i know you put the skewers on the shoe rack👀👀👀

Hoseok: um no?? i literally have no idea what ur talking about

Taehyung: oh cut the bullshit hyung i saw u doing it bc u were too lazy to go throw it in the trash can I SAW IT FROM THE SOFA DONT LIE TO ME

Hoseok: ... ugh fine just shut up and don't tell anyone especially jin hyung he’s literally gonna chop my lungs out

Taehyung: bitch don't tell the others abt me 2

Hoseok: stop acting like u dont know me im not and will never be a snitch in this household😌✋🏽

Taehyung: yea whatevs im going to sleep

Hoseok and Taehyung are now offline.

meanwhile...

Jungkook: ... dumb hoes

Jungkook is now offline.

#bts #btsgc #btsroomchat #btsgroupchat #kimseokjin #minyoongi #junghoseok #kimnamjoon #parkjimin #kimtaehyung #jeonjungkook #bangtangc #bangtangroupchat #groupchat

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