[ *peeks ever-so-cautiously out from the rock I've been living under & wordlessly chucks This out at your feet before scuttling back into the darkness once more* ]
...man isn't it just absolutely wild when a rogue art demon suddenly possesses your body out of the blue one day and decides to necromance the ancient bones of a couple of multiple-years-old askbox requests & synthesize them into a fully actualized Something™ that they never would have even come close to being all those years before? Yeah? You know what I mean? ...........................No? x'3c well,,, anyways—
(they're secret-dating at the time of this scene so that's why they're sneaking around in the woods like this, in case anyone was wondering lol)
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Q!SLIMERIANA RADIO SHOW HOST ADDITION!! (brainrotted and created with @vertical-suns <33)
Basically slime and mariana both work at separate radio show stations (or wherever you call them) and they have a rivalry with each other. It’s because they both air around the same time (both shows are popular in their own right and have fans/listeners of their own!!)
despite this slime and mariana are the way they are and started talking shit about each other live. No ones sure who started it or when but its a thing now and its everyones problem
mariana (in spanish): have you seen this charlie guy?? he’s so muscular he’s so fucking sexy-
slime, reacting on his show: HOLD ME BACK WHATS HE SAYING ABOUT ME WHATS HE SAYING
slime will 100% listen to and react to whatever mariana is talking about when he’s live like hello sir?? what are you doing?? aren’t you suppose to play music?? or talk about the news?? what is this?? (it’s fine i feel like regular listeners live for the drama) (it’s free entertainment). no i don’t think slime knows what mariana is talking about half the time and i don’t think that woudl stop him either. slime spends company time thinking about mariana and sometimes that’s just how it’s gonna be
Wilbur and Slime work at the same studio and wilbur use to have a segment but it got cut because he became a touring musician so he doesn't have time to go on air anymore. He still goes on sometimes as a special guest and to answer calls/questions but its not common
He and slime are best friends tho which means wilbur is subjected to whenever slime decided to go on hour long rants about mariana
Roier and Mariana also work at the same radio station but roier actually does a segment regularly!! he takes callers and it’s like a giving advice/self help thing. he answers calls like “ayy whats your problem today?” Its psychologoier, it’s free therapy, it’s not great but it is interesting so at least there’s that?
sometimes roier helps run mariana’s show like behind the scenes (like if mariana’s producer isn’t here or something else) (he just tells him the things to prepare to say, what’s coming next, when to do certain things, shit like that.)
anyways a special thing that happens on mariana’s radio is that usually once a week for the entire segment of time he has he’ll just answer calls and talk about stuff or give advice which is a 50/50 on being useful or being a joke. yes he gets flirted with on air, yes almost every caller wants him its okay
One time Slime for fun calls in and then it’s just them arguing live on air for like idk 10 minutes MKNAJHFIJW they’re 50% arguing and 50% saying innuendos and the most absurd shit you will ever hear
mariana’s mic got cut off 5 minutes in and they played music until he got off the phone with slime but Slime happened to be live during the call so anyone on his show could hear the entire thing
slime probably stop talkign all togther at one point just to hear whatever insane shit was coming out of mariana’s mouth and he’s going to be thinking about it days to come. slime ends his show a bit after and lays down in the studio flushed entirely and staring blankly at a wall. eventually he looks up and the first thing out of his mouth that he says to wilbur is “i want to have sexo with mariana” wilbur burst into laughter
slime: no i’m not joking stop laughing i’m being serious
wilbur: so am i, i don’t want to hear about how much you want mariana
slime: WILBUR PLEASE SHES SO FUCKIGN HOT
wilbur: YOU HATED HER BEFORE THAT PHONE CALL
slime: THAT WAS IN THE PAST! THINGS CHANGE!!!
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also Sorry To Everyone (and especially me <3!) that GOOMT is taking so long,,,,,,
The Chapter that WASN’T™️ supposed to take This Long or be This Hard to Write™️ turned out to be JUST THAT™️ due to the fact that the Conversations Within It have had to be rewritten, moved about, and CUT (and the chapter ITSELF, cut in half into two separate chapters) to make room for Said Prior (Lore™️) Conversations
and my Gourd,
is it all for the Fun Of It™️ because i love it so much <3!
but seriously tho i am D Y I N G pls send HELP—
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hi, swordsman! Your book is amazing. Can I ask, will you ever write zolu smut for your merman luffy au too? I saw you wrote one for luzo and was wondering if you'll try the other team too.
omg!! thank you so much!! :D im glad you think so!!! it was very fun to make!!! <3 <3
if you mean the luzo smutfic thats attached to the footnotes of the merman/mafia au, i actually did not write that!!! that was a delightful gift from @faggotzoro inspired by the au :D <3
that being said, you are actually not the first person to ask if ill be continuing the merman/mafia au!! ive been considering it but havent really been sure how to go about it, since i have some ideas but nothing substantial to tie them together. maybe some post-epilogue smut would be fun, split up the same way i did "bone-breaker ospreys". thank you for the idea!! i will think on this 👀
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@skatoonyfan1234 + the lovely anon!
“Oh, it's fantastic! I'm having a blast. You should try it sometime !!”
No one in history has ever been more sarcastic.
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// but actually, though, while ex-King pissbaby is throwing a tantrum, I can elucidate how I see things being there~ ヽ(ヅ)ノ
yes, it's itty-bitty (thank you, anon; Magnifico is thrilled by you noticing). i see "mirror prison" being somewhat of its own pocket dimension: a place where time doesn't actually pass, which means that unless our king finds a way out of his lil timeout corner, he's basically stuck there eternally.
so: he won't age while he's in there, he won't get hungry (which is good, as he'd starve otherwise), he won't get tired, etc. he's just... existing within this confined space as a fun wall decoration that will literally never get old! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° immortality achieved but in the worst possible way...
also, the space is definitely dark with no distinguishable traits—so his only source of light is literally any light existing on the other SIDE of that mirror (window, more accurately put: light streams in through that). he can, however, still use his magic in there... ♡( ◡‿◡ ) which may or may not be how he does eventually manage to get out
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