@count-v-dracula
All the sudden silly-serious plot/thread ideas that hit me out of the nowhere:
āļø More of... whatever the fuck they are doing on the deck in that thread, because writing the end of that response still has me like ššš
š©ø Making a surprise visit to Lord Beckett in full Count & Countess getup to scare the everloving shit out of that little bastard. They are there to speak to the manager š¤£
āļø Vlad terrorizing the Vihar crew with his teleporting, walking through walls, though on the Vihar there is always a conveniently placed oar...
š©ø Them hunting Ottoman pirates. (Don't let me spiral into a history babble in a thread ideas post)
āļø If he can sense such thing, maybe tell her that she actually died once? (Been dead for 2-3 minutes, miraculously saved by Marcell's strength and nobody told her this)
š©ø Her absolutely giving 0 fucks that Vlad can snap her neck in a second and being completely unfazed, furthermore grinning like a maniac when he throws a tantrum. Although that grin can be wiped off real fast if her hands are in danger instead her life
āļø Him witnessing the...'dental surgery' when she loses a tooth in a fight and taking part of it by holding her jaw open while the gold solidifies & burns into the cavity-
š©ø Young duelist interactions!! I live for that concept that they briefly knew each other from her Hungarian Duelist years
āļø Follow up to that, him also making an appearance when she's crowned Queen
š©ø Witnessing a PTSD triggered episode which explains why her alias is indeed Devil.
āļø Interactions with the crew!!! Pest is unfazed, the rest have....various reactions š¤£
š©ø Vlad's reaction to her 'hair care routine', read if it's too long she will simply chop it off with her sword. And go back to whatever she was doing
āļø.....Queen RozĆ”lia much later after death becomes the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, Providence; General RozĆ”lia the Second. That...would be an interesting meeting for all three of them XD
š©ø Personal space? Never heard of that.
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TAG DROP - MAGDA
š©ø ā magda
š©ø ā ingrid
š©ø ā count dracula
š©ø ā wolfie
š©ø ā zoltan
š©ø ā vlad
š©ø ā eric van helsing
š©ø ā krone
š©ø ā atilla
š©ø ā graham
š©ø ā ivan
š©ø ā boris
š©ø ā olga
š©ø ā jonathan van helsing
š©ø ā mina van helsing
š©ø ā elizabeth
š©ø ā paul
š©ø ā ian
š©ø ā musings
š©ø ā headcanon
š©ø ā about
š©ø ā aesthetic
š©ø ā wardrobe
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Audio Drama Sunday!!!
Again this is far from comprehensive because I am a feral podcast monster, but hereās what stuck out to me this week! Mostly spoiler-free, unless you count vibes as spoilers!
š”ļø Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later managed to have a happy? Ending? Honestly the way it managed to be a hilarious historical sitcom with an ending that chilling was MASTERFUL. Great job writers, yāall are fantastic. It is obviously not absolutely true to what we know about Roman history, but it is true to the spirit of it in a way thatās really satisfying for me personally.
š¦ @thesiltverses oh MAN. The way this story says again and again that you cannot earn your way out of being trampled by a system that doesnāt care about you hits every. Single. Time. And what are you going to do, try to remake that system? There are always going to be people who canāt handle that and fight against you, to their own detriment. This story is fantastical and exaggerated, but itās always so real at the same time.
šļø @hellofromthehallowoods is trying to kill me, straight up. I have no idea what Halloween will bring for this show and iām dying. Itās very difficult to predict storylines on Hallowoods and thatās something I love about it. Will this pair break up? Will this pair die for their cause? Will this pair find each other again, even through death? Shoutout to the great guests this episode, I always enjoy seeing who Mx Wellman invites into the world.
š @knovesstorytelling okay look, yāall, I have never read Northanger Abbey, so I donāt know why Kitās being told to pack her bags and get out, and I am so UPSET. Whatās going on????
š Within the Wires is back!! And my WORD, the juxtaposition of this season being motivational tapes while listening to the current season of The Dream about life coaches?? I am transfixed and horrified, letās GO.
šļø @longcatmedia Mockery Manor. I love these clowns so much. I love that Bette is really smart and really dumb at the same time. Everyoneās acting is top notch, but Iām especially a fan of Karim Kronfli in this show. Everyone knows heās got the range, but itās so fun listening to him be this fussy little guy.
š» One of the shows Iāve been catching up on is Ghosts in the Burbs, a deceptively spooky and delightfully witty single-narrator ghost show. Iām listening through the Lilith arc andā¦.woof. WOOF. I know how it ends and itās still terrifying.
š©ø ITāS HEMOPHOBIA DAY, omg, everyone please check out Hemophobia, I am so excited for Hemophobia. Itās sitting in my queue staring at me with that creepy-ass logo art. Iāve talked with CSW about this show and heard the trailerāreligious trauma horror with amazing sound design and an amazing cast??? You kidding???? I am drooling over here. Join me, wonāt you?
š§āāļø This week is also the premier of The Dead! As soon as that feed appears Iāll be putting it everywhere, and Iām so excited to show everyone the first series. Youāve heard of snakes on a planeā¦.
š On my end, as Re: Dracula continues its march to the finale, this week I find myself recording Inn Between and The Dead. I am still trying to make rent ahead of my new jobās first paycheck, so if you liked this post or the other things I do, would you consider sending me a ko-fi?
Now if youāll excuse me, I will be listening to Hemophobia very quietly and very scared by myself in the dark. Until next week!
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Greasy Greasy Count Dracula and his three weed smokign girlfriends
š©øGrayson R. Aveyard š©ø (@grayson_aveyard) ā¢ Instagram photos and videos
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Will it be explained why Dracula needed to age down through pre travel blood drink instead of wait until he reaches his destination?
The main 'why' of any of the Count's urges really boils down to Dracula will Snackula as he pleases. Future events will show us that when he has the opportunity and a fun victim to draw things out with, he loves playing with his food. As to the aging down thing, blood is what keeps him refreshed. Taking his goodbye sip of Jonathan was very much just him getting the ball rolling after what looks like--from his white-haired old man look--a considerable time of fasting.
What you really have to look out for is his culinary habits when he's not there to savor, but to guzzle. Our bloodsucking bastard is on holiday, after all. No better time to indulge. š©ø
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Nina reads Dracula š¦
May 4th
Today I received another letter from my good friend Jonathan! I canāt wait to learn more about the marvelous customs of this foreign land. Such as:
When I asked him if he knew Count Dracula, and could tell me anything of his castle, both he and his wife crossed themselves, and, saying that they knew nothing at all, simply refused to speak further.
Crossing oneself at the mention of such an admirable man! We could all take an etiquette lesson from these lovely people.
"Do you know what day it is?"
"It is the eve of St. George's Day. Do you not know that to-night, when the clock strikes midnight, all the evil things in the world will have full sway? Do you know where you are going, and what you are going to?"
Oh so the innkeepers are Trekkies! Fascinating! š
(My Miraculous friends will be delighted to learn this episode is called Amok Time)
It was all very ridiculous but I did not feel comfortable. However, there was business to be done, and I could allow nothing to interfere with it.
What is this very important business nothing can interfere with though? Are we going to find out??? Thereās definitely some credit to the time-loop jokeā¦
I did not know what to do, for, as an English Churchman, I have been taught to regard such things as in some measure idolatrous, and yet it seemed so ungracious to refuse an old lady meaning so well and in such a state of mind.
Yāall heard it here first folks: Henri VIII was a vampire! š±š¦š©ø (Unlike our good friend the Count, who is 1,000,000% human and alive!)
I am writing up this part of the diary whilst I am waiting for the coach, which is, of course, late; and the crucifix is still round my neck.
I feel your rage my friendā¦ This story could take place in Parisā¦
If this book should ever reach Mina before I do, let it bring my good-bye. Here comes the coach!
Aaaaaw you should really ease up on all this paprika consumption. Itās making you nervous, and for what? You silly silly boy!
Glad to hear the coach finally made it though! Safe travels, buddy! š¤
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š¦ Nosferatu symphony of horror
š©øThe first film adaptation of the story of Dracula with certain modifications to avoid a lawsuit, thats how Count Orlock was born
ššThe first time I met Nosferatu was with the SpongeBob episode "Graveyard Shift" hahaha oh boy! So hilariousš¤£
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Tanz der Vampire/Dance of the Vampires and Dracula Musical Prompts! These are written with the German productions in mind, but really any adaptation could work. Pls tag me if youāre inspired by any of these ideas and Iād love to read it! ā¤ļøš©ø
1. Youāre Count Draculaās daughter/son and Graf von Krolockās wife/husband. Describe what your immortal life and marriage is like. You may have been addressed as Countess/Count Dracula while you were still unmarried and later Countess/Count von Krolock after your marriage, but as the biological daughter/son of Count Dracula, youāre still technically a Princess/Prince. Your father was a Prince of Wallachia in his mortal life and later became the King of Vampires, after all. Youāre vampire royalty; your beauty, charm, family name, etc. made you highly sought after by men and monsters alike. But there was no better a match for you than Graf von Krolock. Heās a handsome and charismatic nobleman with a flair for dramatics. Heās technically lower in status than you, but you donāt care. You love him for reasons far more important than rank, so youāre not too bothered with the fact that you married down.
In all your centuries together, youāve never for a moment regretted your choice to take him as your husband and eternal mate. Moving from Castle Dracula to Castle Krolock was easy since it immediately felt like home. Youāre no stranger to acting as Mistress/Master of the Castle; you loved making Krolock Castle your own and adding your own personal touches, whether it be the interior of the castle or the garden/cemetery outside. Maybe itās because you wished to have a son or daughter that your husband later turned Herbert and adopted him as yours and his son. If you wanted an heir, he would kidnap anyone of your choosing from a human village and turn them at your request. Herbert may not be yours by blood, but he would be your son in every other sense.
2. Beauty and the Beast AU: Youāre Sarahās sibling and Graf von Krolock is fixated on you instead of her because he believes you to be the reincarnation of his beloved husband/wife/lover. You look and act exactly the same, itās uncanny. He kidnaps you, maybe half mad with grief and delusional from his centuries of black melancholy and loneliness. While youāre technically a prisoner in his castle, he doesnāt treat you like one. The castle is your home now so he lets you explore freely. You may go anywhere you wish, except for one locked door. That room is forbidden. You canāt leave the castle grounds or go beyond the garden/cemetery. He wonāt let you. If heās not watching you, thereās always another vampire or servant who is.
āWhatās the story with the locked room upstairs?ā
āIt belongs to the late Graf/Grafin. We donāt go in there.ā
āIt might help me figure out whatās going on if I could take a look inside.ā
āBest of luck. That door locked itself up tight the day of his/her funeral. Thereās not a key in this world thatāll open it. Many have tried - myself included, I regret to say. If youāre really going to try opening that cursed door, if youāre really going to try breaking in to explore the late Masterās/Mistressās room, the only advice I can offer you is this: Donāt let the Master catch you. Do you understand? Donāt let him catch you.ā
During your captivity, youāre haunted by nightmares of lying dead on a stone bench deep within the castleās chambers. The chamber can be accessed only through the window, set high in Krolockās castle wall. A large bat flies in and hovers over the bench, regurgitating blood onto your dormant body. Your corpse starts to interact and bond with the dripped blood. Within seconds, youāre once more resurrected as a vampire. You wake up in a cold sweat from these night terrors. You either wander the castle halls in the dark and get lost, only to later be found by Kukol or Krolock himself. Or the Count is either lingering in your doorway or leering at you from over your bed, watching over you and waiting for you to awaken.
He lets you partake in the annual Dance of the Vampires, a celebration when the undead come to life in the cemetery and the castle again lives its former glory for one night only. He gifts you a beautiful suit/dress and protects you from the other vampires. Heās made it more than clear that only he or Herbert are allowed to dance with you. Are you truly his long lost love reincarnated or has the Countās mind succumbed to madness from centuries of existential pessimism? Are you truly a flickering light of hope in his shroud of black melancholy? Whether you remember your past life or not, could you ever find it in your still beating heart to love him despite him being your captor? Would you let him damn your soul and give you his vampire kiss so you can join him in eternity and save him from this inhabitable hell of loneliness?
3. Graf von Krolock was once deeply in love with you, Draculaās daughter/son. You were his beloved wife/husband and eternal mate, but something happened where you were either killed by vampire hunters or died tragically. Your father was devastated by your untimely death. In his grief, he blamed your husband. Count Dracula and/or Graf von Krolock may have avenged you by hunting down, brutally killing and sucking the blood of the humans that took you away from them, but it didnāt make either vampire feel any better. They were still hollow. Even if your death wasnāt murder and was an accident, theyād still set fire to the villages and instill fear in the humans for what was done to you. Blood was spilled and heads rolled. No man, woman, or child was safe from their wrath.
Your father and husband never reconciled their relationship following your death. No matter how drawn out or excruciatingly painful they made the deaths of the hunters that slayed you or how many centuries passed, nothing could numb the pain your absence brought upon them. Your husband has never remarried; no mortal nor vampire could fill the void you left behind. No matter how beautiful, smart, etc., no one could ever hope to take your place. You were his mate, his one true love. Your old bedroom doubled as your personal study and it was one of your favorite rooms in the entire castle. Itās still exactly as you left it. Torn apart with grief, Krolock either keeps it locked up tight and has Kukol hide the key out of his sight so heās never tempted to step foot in your room ever again. Or heās the only one whoās permitted to hold the key and enter. He personally sees to keeping it clean and orderly, free of any dust or signs of decay. You wouldnāt want your favorite room to be neglected and left to rot away with time, so he keeps it pristine for you. He knows youāll never step foot in this room or his castle again, but cleaning keeps his mind busy and helps him cope with your loss. This room brings back once happy memories of you now marred by tragedy, but it makes him believe for a few fleeting hours that youāll come home.
āWhatās the story with the locked room upstairs?ā
āIt belongs to the late Graf/Grafin. We donāt go in there. Ever. Only the Master would be allowed to go in and out. Itās best not to ask questions or go poking around.ā
āIt might help me figure out whatās going on if I could take a look inside.ā
āBest of luck. That door locked itself up tight the day of his/her funeral. Thereās not a key in this world thatāll open it. The Master likely carries it on him or keeps it somewhere hidden. I wouldnāt even try, if I were you. Youād be dead the second he caught you snooping around in places you werenāt supposed to be.ā
To this day, Count Dracula refuses to have anything more to do with Krolock, citing what he believes is your husbandās failure to protect you. They havenāt spoken since the day of your funeral. Dracula is unyielding in his belief that Krolock couldāve or shouldāve done more and that your death is your husbandās fault, even if itās not actually true. You were his only surviving child and heir, and he only wanted the best for you. He didnāt approve of your choice in husband. If you had listened to him and never married Krolock, maybe youād still be here. But you went against his wishes and married him anyway, and now youāre gone.
The King of all Vampires has held onto his grudge against your husband for centuries and isnāt going to ever let go of it unless, by some miracle, youāre brought back. Speaking of which, a group of humans are spending the night in the abandoned ruins where you supposedly died. Theyāre here to tell scary stories and urban legends, but get much more than they bargained for after they inadvertently resurrect you with their blood. The first thing you do upon awakening is kill and feed from the humans closest to you. Youāre so weak and feel like youāve been starving for centuries. You canāt be bothered to chase the others while they scream and flee in horror upon realizing youāre more than just a legend. First, you want to find and reunite with your father and husband. What happens next?
4. Youāre Graf von Krolockās beautiful and enchanting daughter, but have no interest in men. While Herbert has fallen in love with Alfred, youāve been trying to claim Sarahās heart. Neither you nor your brother understand subtlety; itās in neither of your vocabularies. Youāre both laying your seductions on thick, uncaring if your approach makes Alfred or Sarah feel awkward and uncomfortable. Awww, theyāre both so cute! Herbert is very playful and fun. He loves playing games and chases Alfred all over the castle. The poor man is scared half to death as he tries in vain to run away and escape your flamboyant brother. Once Herbert finally catches Alfred, he holds him tightly in his strong embrace and carries him off to his bedroom, where he will read him poetry and tease him all night. He wants to take his sweet time seducing the boy before he bites him. He wants to make love to Alfred first. He wants Alfred to want him, to give in and reciprocate his love.
Meanwhile, youāre obsessed with Sarah and constantly interrupting her many baths to spoil her with extravagant gifts such as a beautiful red dress and matching red boots. Youād love nothing more than to join her in that tub and explore her naked body. You can tell sheās been sheltered her entire life and has never experienced the touch of a man nor a woman. You doubt sheās ever touched herself and would love to show her how to do it. Sheās so innocent and naive; you want to corrupt her so bad and show her the sins of the flesh, just as Herbert wants to do with Alfred. But youāll be patient for now and turn up the vampire charm once she arrives at the Vampire Ball, wearing your gifts. Youāll dance with her all night and youāll bite her to turn her into your heartās companion. Sheāll be your mate, your lover for all eternity.
Krolock either steps back and lets you and your brother handle it, or he actively encourages you both to pursue your romances but leaves you to bite your lovers yourselves. Heās too wrapped up in the Vampire Ball or his own existential pessimism to watch over you or your brotherās activities. There comes a time when each vampire must turn their first human, and thereās no better time to learn than now. Either way heās not going to come between his children and their newfound paramours. Despite your differences and his serious disposition, your father loves you and Herbert more than anything. Heās just too fucking exhausted all the time, wrapped up in the festivities or crushed by his own black melancholy. He canāt be bothered to always get involved with your and your brotherās whims orā¦whatever this is. Heās raised you both well enough over the centuries that he trusts you know what youāre doing.
5. Youāre just trying to donate blood but your lovers/husbands, Count Dracula and Graf von Krolock, are acting like total weirdos. Theyāre both leering over you the whole time and have no concept of personal space. If you have a fear of needles, theyāre running their long fingers through your hair and scratching your scalp with their long nails as they kiss your forehead to comfort you. Theyāre making sure you have plenty of snacks and water so you donāt pass out. But theyāre both eager to taste that sweet, sweet blood. You knew you shouldāve left them at the castle, but they were stubborn and insisted on coming with you. Bringing vampires to a blood drive is like bringing them to an all-you-can-eat buffet. If they leave your side, itās because theyāre bothering the other nurses trying to take blood, insisting that it shouldnāt be that hard to find a vein. Theyāre asking inappropriate questions about where the blood is stored and if they could have a bag or two to go. No, they canāt have any blood bags. This blood isnāt for them, itās for the countless humans that need it. The poor patients and nurses look nervous and probably think the vampires are going to eat them.
You knew being a human and having two vampire lovers/husbands was going to be incredibly awkward and uncomfortable, but they seriously have no chill when it comes to blood. Even after their centuries of vampirism, you have to bribe them to behave with promises of letting them bite and drink from you once you fully recover and your blood replenishes. If your arm wasnāt stiff from having a needle or tube in it, youād face palm so hard. This is the last time youāre bringing them with you when you donate blood. These Counts are lucky theyāre so handsome, charismatic, and amazing lovers in bed. Sometimes you donāt know what youād do with them otherwise. They love having you sandwiched between them every night so they can lay their heads on your chest and listen to your heartbeat. Itās like music to their ears. They can almost dance to the beat. Itās one of their favorite sounds, apart from the noises you make when they make love to you. Hopefully when they finally turn you into a vampire, life with them will be less chaotic. Spoiler alert: Eternal life with them is even more chaotic than it was when you were mortal.
6. Dracula didnāt kill Van Helsingās wife, Roseanne. Instead he turned her into a vampire and put her under his thrall, either as revenge against Van Helsing or because he was in love with her too and felt spurned when she decided to marry Abraham.
7. Underworld AU: Roseanne was a vampire and Draculaās biological daughter. She fell in love with Abraham Van Helsing, a human man. Even though it was against vampire law, she and Van Helsing continued their secret love affair, whether or not he ever knew she was a vampire. They eloped and Roseanne later became pregnant with a Dhampir child. Upon discovering her pregnancy, Dracula killed his own daughter. He loved her, but the abomination growing in her womb was a betrayal of him and the entire vampire race. He did what he had to do to protect the species. Since his wifeās murder, Van Helsing has sworn revenge on Dracula and has dedicated his life to vampire hunting, determined to slay the Vampire King himself.
8. Youāre Professor Abronsiusā grandchild and either Krolock or Herbert are in love with you. Instead of Sarah, youāre the one who gets seduced and kidnapped by vampires. Your grandfather is so busy with taking his notes or exploring the Countās library that he gets easily distracted and sometimes forgets what heās doing. Wait, why is he in this castle again? Oh yeah! To rescue you from the bloodthirsty vampires. Right, right. He loves you, never doubt that. The moment he realized you were gone, he was desperately searching for you. But itās no surprise you were kidnapped right from under his nose in the first place. Even if you had kicked and screamed, he was probably deaf to your cries for help, having blocked out all noises. He often forgets the world around him.
When he does finally come to rescue you, heāll probably ward off the vampires by lecturing and admonishing them. Poor Abronsius never even realizes it, but itās already too late for you. Krolock or Herbert has already bitten you. By dragging the newly transformed you out of the castle, your grandfather didn't exactly save mankind from the vampire plague. You canāt return home with him. Krolockās castle is your home now. The Count and/or his son will come after you to bring you back. Your grandfather walks off singing about his "victoryā while youāre starving. That young assistant of his looks so appetizing. Just one bite wonāt hurt.
9. Count Von Krolock spends a lonely and melancholy life in his old castle in the mountains, in the company of his son Herbert and his servant Koukol. Krolock has never been the same ever since he lost you, the love of his mortal and/or immortal life, to an unforeseen tragedy. Your untimely demise was so long ago that the Count has lost track of time and can no longer remember when exactly you died. Your body has since been laid to rest in a beautiful mausoleum near his castle cemetery. Heās given you only the best. The most beautiful coffin/casket, flowers from his garden, etc. The epitaph on your grave has worn down with time and is practically illegible. But he still remembers the words he had lovingly engraved underneath your name. Ever since your death, The numbness and loneliness of his existence is interrupted only at the annual Dance of the Vampires when the undead come to life in the cemetery and the castle lives again, for one night, its former glory.
Youāre not a vampire, but you rise from your grave with the rest of the undead. For one night only, your body is magically restored and you become flesh. Youāre just as beautiful as you were the last time Krolock saw you alive, before you were taken from him. Your voice is the same, your hair is the same, your scent is the same, etc. You and your beloved Count make the most out of the few hours you have together. You dance the night away in each otherās arms before the Count escorts you back to your beautiful resting place. He holds your hand as he helps you climb back into your coffin/casket and gives you one final kiss before you return to your annual slumber. He closes the lid just before the night ends. Just before sunrise, your body decays once more. He can never bear to watch you change back. But he can still hear it. Itās just as unbearable, or maybe even worse. He retreats back into the castle before the sun can burn him.
āUntil next year, my love.ā
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š©ø sex with bts
summary: my little stupid thoughts on what the guys think of period sex
pairing: bts x reader (people with uteruses can get periods. uteruses don't equate gender.)
rating: 18+
notes: this is thanks to a conversation that i had with @minisugakoobies @minttangerines and @bangtanintotheroom and also thanks to my uterus which has gotten crampier in my 30s.
kim namjoon
doesn't care. doesn't really think about it. the mood strikes and he's throwing down a towel. he just wants you. doesn't care. also, if you complain about cramps he is there with a way that will ease it. he has ointments. he's read books and articles about how orgasms ease the pain of period cramps after all. it's science.
kim seokjin
he'll fool around with you. sometimes the mood strikes. he's not disgusted(!!! he wants to make that clear!!!), he loves you and your body and everything that it does, just prefers to do it in the shower on those days. he does like the slip and the slide of it all. he takes care of you on those days. buys you chocolates and whatever your craving. likes to drive you around to the stores that you want to go to and lets you wait in the car while he goes in and gets things.
min yoongi
king of period sex. loves it more than the other six. fuck! it turns him on. he doesn't care about his bed. he marvels in it. he wants to make a mess. he'll buy new sheets if they get too dirty and don't come out clean after being washed. he likes taking a shower with you after. he wants you to feel good. he wants to feel good with you. he makes you food afterward.
jung hoseok
sorry, he's not a fan of the mess. though he does have a special pad that he ordered for times when the mood does strike. he throws it down but sometimes he concentrates a little too hard on staying on the pad (he'll buy a bigger one soon). he adores you and makes out with you but it's a rare occurrence.
park jimin
doesn't think too much about it. he likes it if you like it and it's sort of as simple as that. he's interested in it though. he likes taking care of you during that week.
kim taehyung
mr. wildcard. some months he's not into it at all and other months he's SUPER INTO IT! sometimes when he's into it he gets very macho, dominating and obsessed with it. he can get carried away though and he comes up with little skits*. he's a warrior and he's stabbing you... with his dick, he's count dracula (*thanks @minttangerines) and he rubs a bit of it on his lips and licks it off only to realize what he's done and get a little embarrassed (you laugh tho and you have giggly sex). when he's not into it, he likes resting his head on your lap and he tells you that his head is a heating pad.
jeon jungkook
the first time he was a little nervous but discovered he really liked it. now he's so into it. he wants you to feel good and he's heard the facts from namjoon, which means that they must be true. he makes it romantic with candles and a bubble bath afterward, even when you just want to get Dicked down, he makes it romantic. he's sweet about it.
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š©øDRACULA (1979)š©ø
Iāve seen Frank Langellaās portrayal of the Count in this movie touted as Thee Sexy Draculaā¢ļø which I find hysterical for two reasons, 1. Heās really far from the first actor meant to make Dracula charming and handsome and 2. I find him utterly repulsive. And not even in a fun scary way, just in a Some Guy way. This Dracula is any man that would go completely unnoticed by me on the street. Try as this Dracula might to use his seductive hypnotic influence over me after swooping through my bedroom window at night, I am rolling over and telling him to buzz off. This movie does have some merits though, there are some very stylish sequences in this, including the scene where Dracula bites Lucy while the two of them are entwined in this almost-psychedelic realm of red light. I also enjoy the ending a lot with its implication that Dracula has either survived his destruction, or that his influence over Lucy is more powerful than even his death. The list of things I enjoy in this goes on, but unfortunately the portrayal of the characters ultimately ruins it all for me, most of the supporting cast is present in this one but theyāre all such shallow and abrasive versions of themselves, there is absolutely no one worth rooting for. I canāt even find Lucyās apparently possessed behavior post-Dracula bite to be shocking as this movie gives no evidence at any time that she acts any different normally. Anyway, Dracula turns into both a bat and a wolf multiple times in this one, so thatās fun at least.
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Sparkle, sparkle positivity!
Just one thing? I don't think I can keep it that short.
First of all, I admire how much of a fighter you are irl, again congratulations for successfully completing your CALTPA. I'm sure you poured tons of work into it.š Sometimes I'm still nervous to message you, but that's only my social anxiety because you are a very wonderful person.
As for writing, hoooooly hell you are beyond incredible. When I first saw a movie I thought there won't be any writers around, then I found you and to my utmost surprise you followed me back (which at that time I definitely didn't understand). I love the utmost dedication, detail, HISTORY you put into his portrayal, his emotions, his reasons. Absolutely flawless, interesting and stormy portrayal of the drama king Count. No matter which verse, every one of them is interesting, well thought out and full of possibilities. And a likely clash with one of the VƩghvƔry family members
You are an absolutely talented gem & wish you the best every way possibleššš
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Renfield does love the count and i do think Dracula loves Renfield i mean Chris Mckay the director of Renfield LITERALLY said Dracula is BISEXUAL!
both men Nick Hoult and Nick Cage are straight men but their proformance as Dracfield is spinechilling. They could not have picked a better father and son dynamic.
I never said they were or were not in love. I don't own Renfield 2023, I'm not really sure what you would like me to say about Dracfield.
I like Hoult and Cage's performance too! They're really good. What a treat! š“šŖ°š©ø
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New Manga Day ends with the NEW series:
š¦BLOOD BLADE, Vol 1š¦
By Oma Sei (@jhbjkhhbjkbbbjj)
š©øAfter the reincarnated Dracula rescues a girl named Clara from a mysterious stranger, Clara explains that she is the creation of a certain Victor Frankenstein.
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š¦Being Dracula's Bride Would Inculdeš¦:
āHunting together. You two take to the air as bats and fly through the night, sneaking into the rooms of sleeping victims and sinking your fangs into them as they sleep. Or take the streets when all is quiet and snacking on a lady walking alone or some unsuspecting gentleman taking a detour through a dark alleyway. š©øā¤ļø
āSleeping in a shared coffin. He makes it comfortable for you by having a plush inside instead of dirt. Just imagine this: You curled up close to his chest, his arms encircled around you, almost shielding you while also holding you closer to him. š©øā¤ļø
āBut if you wanted, he'd happily give a coffin tailored just for you to sleep in if you want. Your coffin will lay next to his too.š©øā¤ļø
āSince being recently turned, you do sleep in the day and become awake at sunset. Dracula can walk in the day but he is not as strong until nightfall so it does worry you as daytime is where he's most vulnerable but to comfort you, Dracula will happily spend a few days sleeping and only awaking up at night with you. It's sweet of him actually.š©øā¤ļø
āMoonlight walks through the local cemeteries, night picnics, Gothic candlelit dinners are just some of the activities you two do when not hunting.š©øā¤ļø
āYou two are often invited to soirees or parties, where it's perfect for blending into the crowd and picking out potential victims to feast on later. The two of you usually play a part in luring some victims away from the prying eyes of the crowds. You, playing the part of a lady wanting to have a sneaky rendezvous with some drunken gentleman before Dracula appears and rips into the unfortunate gentleman's throat. Or Dracula persuading some young pretty lady to follow him outside, where you of course put an end to the lady's night, permanently.š©øā¤ļø
āOf course there's....saucy moments in your relationship. I mean, vampires are freaking sexy! Those fangs are definitely used in giving each other some naughty love bites (Vampire style!) And all that strength and energy? Yeah you two definitely go for a long time! *wink wink*š©øā¤ļø
āOf course Dracula treats you like a proper lady. A fancy dinner? A table already set at night at the finest London establishment. Want a new dress? Tailored made with the finest quality and delivered to your London home!š©øā¤ļø
āBuys you fine jewellery to go with your dresses, a lady like you should only have the finest! And a bride of Dracula is no different.š©øā¤ļø
āDracula loves his bride and you can be sure this vampire will fight to protect you from any harm or danger. And you the same for you beloved Count. There's no dull moment in the forever life of a Bride Of Dracula.š©øā¤ļø
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š©ø and/or š¹ forrr dracula :) - red @mashyaoi
ty red!! <3
š©ø - "is that blood?" + š¹ - a gift.
A knock drew their attention. Their eyes drifted to the entrance to the room, wherein the door shifted, creaking open just slightly and allowing in the creeping figure from the hall.
Ambroży smiles, "Good evening, love."
"You're awake, I'm glad."
The Count approaches them slowly, cape drawn tightly around his shoulders. He reaches the sofa his lover is draped across, and as he does they pull themselves upright, attention fixated on him. From within the fabric he draws his arm, producing a small box wrapped tightly, carefully. Atop is adorned a small bow, bright red. He hands it to them.
Ambroży raises an eyebrow. They had half a mind to ask if it was truly for them, but the other half assured them how silly a question that was -- who else would it be for? So they take it, and unwrap it as carefully as it has been wrapped. They open the box, and as soon as their eyes settle on the book that sits there, they smile.
"How did you -- ?" they are almost breathless, fingers gently wrapping around the leather-bound cover and prying it open.
"You have mentioned it before. I promised you: Nothing that you should want, you will ever go without. I would not lie to you, dragÄ mea."
The box falls to the floor as Ambroży picks up the cookbook and flicks through it -- their eyes shine, their smile widens as they recognizes the recipes contained within, words that roll off in their native tongue as they mumble the dishes they remember so fondly from their home.
"I have picked up a few of the common ingredients I noticed as I was about town, but I have set aside for you some money that I hope you may travel there yourself and gather the things you may need."
Ambroży glances towards Dracula, whose fixated so intently on their hands they would've almost thought he was nervous in some way. They look back down at the cookbook, and notice a small stain. They pick at it, trailing their hand over the page curiously.
"Is that blood?"
Dracula's brows furrow, he quickly shakes his head.
"Wine, I'm sure. The merchant I purchased it from, he was -- ah -- a strange fellow. I'm sure you can imagine."
Ambroży nods, forces a smile, but something flutters in their stomach nonetheless.
"Of course. Thank you, you are too kind to me."
The Count grins, hand coming to brush Ambroży's cheek gently, "Ah, but it is never enough -- you, my beloved, are too precious."
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Lux ex Noxš”
Beware Beatrix Ware ā ļø
The Pretty Girl in Piccadilly should at least kiss with Mina/have a bi ol time
Pest and Molt šŖ³
Lux ex Nox š: Okay. Okay stay with me for this one. ...Classic celestial/Sailor Moonesque magical girl crew as depicted through the lens of Cosmic Wonder versus Cosmic Horror. Born from an old idea bug that bit me concerning the actual scale of the monsters the original Sailor Scouts dealt with. In the manga and anime everything has a goofy-to-dramatic shoujo glaze softening and beautifying everything, but like. The villains were legit Lovecraftian menaces from beyond the stars and outside of time itself. Yeah, they had human shapes, but those usually got lasered off once Sailor Moon zapped them into dust with a Light so powerful it atomizes enemies and reverses whole planets' worth of devastation against the laws of nature. These high school freshmen were responsible for breaking demigods and ancient cosmic evils' necks on a regular basis. I think there's something both hilarious and genuinely interesting to play with there.
Beware Beatrix Ware š: The gist is that the eponymous Beatrix Ware is a self-styled Halloween spirit decked out in the requisite orange, black and frightful fun of ye olde classic Hallowe'en Revelry. In-universe, she's somewhere between a story born of Irish immigration, seeded in some potent pumpkin patch, and a sort of mascot for the holiday. The crux of her narrative comes down to confronting the crossing place between Halloween as a silly-scary holiday of its own VS Halloween as it's 'meant to be' as insisted upon by modern monsters, plus the opinions of classic gods and spirits hailing from Samhain's shadow.
The Pretty Girl in Piccadilly š©ø: Alas, this one isn't about Clarimonde! At least, not strictly speaking. This is me scratching an itch concerning 1) The fate of the Pretty Girl in Piccadilly as Stoker likely intended (another horror victim) and 2) Just where that blood in the water bowl came from in Dracula's house. There's only one Drac Attack Pack in England and they were busy with their own troubles. So what happened to this girl? Who bled for her in such a way that the Count had to wash their veins off his hands?
Pest and Molt š·: This is a blanket term for all the ideas I have that focus on creepy crawly horror. Spiders, beetles, moths, worms. Shed skins, the wrong number of limbs, mouths with too much venom and too many moving parts, swarms of uninvited guests in walls and flesh, transformations that liquefy and reshape, impulses driven by a cruel Nature, and the slow steady dread of knowing someday soon you will be lower than the maggots, feeding them in the loam. It's fun stuff.
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