my favorite dnd setting is shining city of wizard hubris crafted by brennan lee mulligan
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💀🤭Jinx Characters if they were Horses 💀🤭
Don’t tell me me I’m wrong 💅
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for smol animal you are a koala - specifically because they're good for cuddling and I just wanna hug you
there is nothing i want more than to be a little koala sat in a tree hugging my potato
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Previous // Next
Wyatt had been staring at his phone for a while.
He’d had a shit week. Knowing someone from his past was floating around had brought on a bout of dreaded introspection. Wyatt hated that.
Though he supposed it’d been nice, talking to someone who knew him; all of him-.. well, more than most.
Wyatt wasn’t ashamed of his past. He knew he should be, but he wasn’t. There was no point trying to convince himself he was; he couldn’t change his brain chemistry, despite wanting to.
Other than changing his name, he hadn’t altered his personality, hadn’t acted any differently. He’d made a lot of different choices, sure, but he wasn’t any different-.. Wyatt and Kaito were one and the same, right?
With a sigh, Wyatt realised he wasn’t sure who he was anymore, and that pissed him off as well.
Frowning, he deleted Brynn’s number. She must be unhinged if she actually wanted to talk to him-.. she knew full well what kind of person he was. Perhaps everything she’d been through had left her a little potty.
Among others, he briefly wondered what her life looked like these days-.. why had she used the word cage..?
Wyatt’s phone vibrated, interrupting his thoughts. Emica. A potential distraction, maybe; but he didn’t particularly feel like being left frustrated by her tonight. She’d gotten far too used to his silent acquiescence.
He blocked her number, impulsively deciding he was going to ghost her instead. He’d just have to find someone less irksome to shag.
Someone like-… No.
Wyatt recklessly threw his phone over his shoulder as if it were a hot potato, stomping inside. He needed a drink.
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friend: so what’s you religion
me: potato
them: what
me:🥔
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vil schoenheit is one of a kind.
with his elegant, maybe even fairy-like appearance you might think he's the snow white living in royalty showered in riches.
however, that was not the case for this cottage maiden. for he, was the evil queen all along. his judgemental gaze waving insecurities over others like a tsunami. his voice so soft, yet the words he speaks are so, so cruel.
no one is spared from his intimidating lecture. you however, were a exception to the rules.
whenever your figure enters vil's field of view, the side of his lips are curved upwards and his dark aura fades in an instant. it's like banishing an evil spirit, except you're the cross.
he's prideful and sneaky. his fake smile never falters even for a millisecond, you're an on and off switch to his personality. you're night raven's shield against the evil queen of pride, a blessing to all.
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completely reasonable that "give caldwell tanner an ice pick on camera" was a vetoed idea
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Aww it's okay little friend. Go brush your teeth yeah? Aww does that mean the little bby finally padded up?! Are you just a soggy lil guy?! 🥹 do you need a change little buddy or is there room for more? (trick question, there's always room for more 😉)
Well yes I am padded, but still dry!!!! Seeee!!!
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